This Game is the Worst-Case Scenario [Q.166]

[Save The Dragons]

This game is actually pretty boring to play, the way you are doing it is kind of fun.

I have the game, but I haven't played in several years; there's only one answer I remember (which is what to do in case you meet an alien. Glad that's the only thing I learned from this game).

/in

[Save The Dragons]

How to foil a UFO abduction is the best card in the set objectively :3

HOW TO RIDE A MOTORCYCLE IN THE RAIN

D. Don't

C Ride in the tire tracks of the car ahead of you.

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HOW TO AVOID SCHISTOSOMIASIS WORMS WHEN TRAVELING ABROAD

D. Never bathe again

Starting to like D more and more as a life plan.

 B Avoid taking baths that aren't initially at least 150F.

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HOW TO DETERMINE WHEN TO BRIBE A THIRD WORLD POLICEMAN
I don't have a funny answer for this one so:

 C Never bribe a police officer.

[Save The Dragons]

I hope you're happy, I plan on bribing police officers all over the world from now on. Wish me luck!

HOW TO ESCAPE FROM KILLER BEES

Spoiler: D.

I don't know how that's an answer I just think the gif is funny and slightly relevant. Anyway...

 A Jump into a body of water if you are near one.

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Sorry. I was too busy having nightmares about flies bursting from my skin to answer the question in a timely manner.

B

[Save The Dragons]

I'm pretty sure knowing that you're about to be struck by lightning isn't really that helpful.

"Oh, hey, I feel funny. Oh, that's right, that one game told me it's..." BzZzZztT

HOW TO EAT SHELLFISH

D Don't #veglife

A Only eat cooked shellfish.

[Save The Dragons]

I don't plan on eating raw shellfish anyway, even if I did eat shellfish

HOW TO REMOVE AN INSECT FROM THE EAR

D. Give in to the parasitic insect overlords

I really hope it's A because that's probably what I would do.

[Save The Dragons]

Sweet! Gonna try all of these out and let you know which one works best.

HOW TO DISABLE A CAR
 B Put lemonade in the radiator.