MARATHON DAY SURVIVOR MOD IS A FUCKO. REPORT ALL MY POSTS.

[Flameaxe]

Only one T, please.

[istott]

Really, how many Ts do you see in my name? God

many.
12, in fact.

[Save The Dragons]

1 and 2 go to STD.
3 is wrong for both.

4: Favourite Musical Episode of a TV show, and why?

5: what is your favourite picture?
6: whats the best joke you know?

4: probably the buffy musical it's well done
5: one of me kissing my boyfriend that's my current desktop background
6:
A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

[Cheery Dog]

Oh come on Klick, you KNOW me. I always give question walls.

I support xalxe's be mean question.
Also say something nice about each juror plz.

But make sure the mean thing is more prevalent and upfront. Care bears suck.

Flmaeaxe has lost my vote. Just as well he couldn't get it anyway.

[pickemgenius]

~5 min to send in voted BUDS ON THE JURY

[Xalxe]

Guys, the proper answer to istott's #6 is the other person's gameplay good LORD you're missing all the cheap shots here

[Klick]

Oh yes! Why WAS I a target straight off?

Because you had the least connections of the minority tribe. That's how I interpreted it. Everyone on our tribe wanted someone on your tribe out first, and you were the one everyone could settle on.

Finally, say something actually mean about the other person's gameplay. Fuckin' do it, bitches.

Oh yeah, missed this. STD, why the hell did you let me kill all your allies in order to get to the end with me? That was idiotic.

DOESNT THIS MEAN HIS ALLIES ARE VOTING NOW

DINGUS

Ex-allies*

[Save The Dragons]

Dunno who to vote for, STD was a bit patronising I thought but at the end of the day, helped me out alot. Coulda voted for Klick at the F4 stage thought! lol

Klick had a deal with STD, as did I so I don't see any problem there.

I thought everyone was voting for you. If I knew otherwise, I might have considered it tbh

[Flameaxe]

can we vote no one?

cybele for winner

[Save The Dragons]

your skype name has a ton of Ts

[DeathNote]

I voted. Neither of you win.

[Save The Dragons]

just in case the answer was titanic

[Klick]

5: what is your favourite picture? Conveniently linked before this:
6: whats the best joke you know?

Johnny is poor and has been all his life. He doesn't mind it much, except for the fact that every year when the circus comes to town, he never gets to see it. The years pass and every year he watches the circus come and go with a tear in his eye. Then one year as the circus is leaving, he snaps. "Fuck it," he says." I'm going to get myself a job so I can see the circus."

The next day he applies for a job at a supermarket stacking shelves. He gets this job and works his heart out. He works every night stacking shelves, earning money. He spends very little, and saves heaps. He is the best worker the supermarket has ever seen. A year passes, and the circus comes to town.

As soon as the gates to the circus open, Johnny races up, first in line to buy a ticket. the excitement overwhelms him. He walks around the circus. He sees the animals, the freak show, buys a hot dog, plays on the clowns. And then he sees it, what he's been waiting for all these years...The Big Top.

Johnny races into the tent and takes a seat. Pretty soon the tent fills up and the show begins. It's a packed house and the buzz is electric. The dancing horses come out, then the elephants, then everyone's favorite, the clowns. The clowns run around and do their act making everyone laugh. When all this is finished, the head clown picks up a microphone and says "Now we'd like to pick a member of the audience to help with our show."

All the lights go out and a spotlight circles the crowd. and, as luck should have it, it lands on Johnny. Johnny is ecstatic, he nearly shits his pants with excitement. He can't believe his luck. The head clown comes up to him and says..

"Hey mister, are you the horse's head?"
"No." Johnny replies.
"Are you the horse's ear?"
"No"
"Are you the horse's tail?"
"No"
"Then you must be the horse's ASS!!!!"
And then whole tent erupts into fits of laughter all of Johnny's expense. Everyone is laughing, except for Johnny. He's as pissed as fuck. He vows then and there that next year, when the circus comes to town, he'll get his revenge on the clown.

As he's walking home, still fuming from the humiliation that the clown caused, Johnny thinks of ways that he can get back at the clown. Death, violence, poisoning....and then it hits him. Johnny will give the clown a taste of his own medicine. Next year, Johnny will blast the clown with the biggest insult ever!

The next morning Johnny flips through the phonebook looking for someone who can help him with his revenge. Then he finds an ad.

INSULT SCHOOL
Sick of being picked on? Come to our school and soon you'll be verbally attacking people with vigor!
'This is just what I need!!!" says Johnny. So he rings up the school and enrolls the next day.

So every day Johnny goes to the insult school, studying hard so he can learn the best and most harsh insult so he can get back at the clown. On top of this, he still stacks shelves at the supermarket to get the money for the circus. Day in, day out Johnny works his ass off.
Then his day arrives...

As soon as the circus opens it's gates Johnny barges to the front of the line, pushing people out of his way. No longer is he a kind, considerate man. He's a pissed off m.f. hell bent on revenge. He give the ticket seller the money, snatches the ticket and storms off.

He sees all the regular shit. The animals, the freaks, the clowns. He's so excited that he goes into the Big Top an hour before the show starts, just so he can get a good seat. The tent begins to fill up and the show starts...

The dancing horses come out, Johnny yawns. Then the elephants, Johnny tries to stay awake. And then the act Johnny has waited a year for, the clowns. The clowns run around and do their act making everyone laugh. Johnny wonders why everyone is laughing, it's the same shit they did last year. When all this is finished, the head clown picks up a microphone, exactly the same as last year, and says "Now we'd like to pick a member of the audience to help with our show."

All the lights go out and a spotlight circles the crowd. and, as luck should have it again, it lands on Johnny. Johnny is sits cool, calm and collected. The head clown comes up to him and says..

"Hey mister, are you the horse's head?"
"No." Johnny replies.
"Are you the horse's ear?"
"No"
"Are you the horse's tail?"
"No"
"Then you must be the horse's ASS!!!!"
And again the whole tent erupts with laughter. Except for Johnny. He sits there staring straight at the clown, a look of pure evil and hate on his face. The laughter quickly dies down as everyone knows something is going to happen. The crowd watched. This is Johnny's moment. He takes a deep breath, looks at the clown and says...

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"FUCK YOU, CLOWN!"

[pickemgenius]

since I didnt make it clear. 2 minutes left questioning.

10 minutes after that to vote.

ILU ALL!

[Klick]

And jury you're all really nice people and ily so much

the time is running short xof this'll have to do

[Save The Dragons]

yikes i think i lost the joke

[Xalxe]

this is like the hardest jury vote ever

ugh

[Ollie]

Dunno who to vote for, STD was a bit patronising I thought but at the end of the day, helped me out alot. Coulda voted for Klick at the F4 stage thought! lol

Klick had a deal with STD, as did I so I don't see any problem there.

I thought everyone was voting for you. If I knew otherwise, I might have considered it tbh

Who would you have voted through out of me & klick if you had the choice if we were the final 3?

[pickemgenius]

JURY QUESTIONING DONE.

10 MINUTES TO VOTE JURORS FOR REAL.

[Save The Dragons]

can we still talk?

[Flameaxe]

CAN YOU?

[Flameaxe]

GUYS LETS REMEMBER


VAJ

[Xalxe]

can we still talk?

Nope we're muzzling you

nah j/k

I'm going to bed goodnight friends

and in case PEG doesn't post our voting confessionals just know that I really don't care who wins because you both played well, and so did most everyone else here

thanks y'all for a fun night, I'm out

[Papa Zito]

GUYS LETS REMEMBER


VAJ

[pickemgenius]

NO VOTE CHANGING UNLESS YOU SUBMITTED BEFORE THE 10 MIN.