(Hilariously) Unbalanced Mafia 2 [Over]

[eyestott]

It's ironic I'm being nice to Ika when eyestott is the one who made him upset.

How is that ironic?

Dont worry.

[Toon Fighter]

bah

good luck town

[shos]

*does not want to say I told you so*

[Jackel98]

It's not ironic.

[eyestott]

It's not ironic.

It is. Trust me. You could say its an in-joke.

[Jackel98]

But, it is more tinny.

[mastin2]

I really shouldn't be surprised that four pages popped up this close to deadline.

[Jackel98]

We lynched TF, right?

[eyestott]

But, it is more tinny.

tinny?

[mastin2]

VOTE: toon fighter

A good 90% sure that's the hammer, but I want to get a good night's rest before checking the numbers to be sure. (Because when I check the numbers, I'm prone to make an error at this time of night. )

Sooooooooo, flip and whatnot tomorrow.

VC 53

(final D1?)

:

Toon Fighter - 14 (Frightened inmate number3, guille2015, ArcAngel9, Bulbazak, Ankamius, farside22, Titus, Muffin, shos, Fluminator, DrippingGoofBall, eyestott, Awesome, Pirate Ika)

shos - 9 (theelkspeaks, Klingoncelt, ProHawk, Jackel98, Wisdom, Toon Fighter, Pine, BlizZard, Alchemist21)

Jackel98 - 2 (EddieFenix, alivechihiro)
alivechihiro - 1 (PeregrineV)

Not Voting: 1 (Nobody Special)

With 27 alive, it was 14 to lynch.

Day One's deadline was Thursday, January 29th, @ 4:15 PM PST.
Toon Fighter for the lynch.

[mastin2]

VOTE: toon fighter

A good 90% sure that's the hammer, but I want to get a good night's rest before checking the numbers to be sure. (Because when I check the numbers, I'm prone to make an error at this time of night. )
Sooooooooo, flip and whatnot tomorrow.

Confirmed.

In a game filled with imbalance, it should be no surprise that the wagons have shifted so much throughout the day.
Activity has similarly gone off the charts only to crash and burn. A roller coaster of ups and downs, frenzies of posting and then long periods of virtual silence.
(Because we're on the internet. And there's no sound. Duh.)

EddieFenix was the first to take the blunt of the blow. His claim of being tied to Hitler in some mysterious way certainly didn't help his credibility, either. However, ultimately, the winds of the day shifted away. Next up was Klingoncelt, who escaped the noose by offering fruit. A healthy town needs a balanced diet, after all, so surely Klingon would have their best interests in mind!

So attention shifted to Toon Fighter. Then, it came to shos, and bounced back and forth between the two as appropriate for the theme. "shos is scum!"
"No, Toon is!"
"Both are!"
"Neither are!"

All the while, deadline came closer...and closer...and when it came, Toon claimed to be a jailkeeper. Produced a ring of keys and all. He seemed to have everything ready for any interrogation he could be placed under. Everything seemed legit. All the pieces were there. It was a good disguise.
...

Too

good a disguise, some thought, so they kept the pressure on, dug a little deeper, looking for the smallest of inconsistencies, and while on every level his story seemed to check out, something still seemed off about him.

"We can wait until later."
"Uhhh...no, we really can't."
"Sure we can, just lynch some random stranger."
"Name which one!"
"shos!"
"Jackel!"
"shos!"
"alivechihiro!"
"Not Voting!"

...

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaah, you really shouldn't be that surprised about those results.

You've gotta lynch

some

one, so it might as well be Toon.

And upon some further digging...guess what you find?
The keys were fake...all except one, leading to a secret layer filled with tools meant to fabricate identification, dating back to shortly after WWII.
Huh.

Toon Fighter

,

Fascist

Godfather

,

Lynched Day One

.

You show up as the town result to cops and their variant roles. Aside from that, you possess nothing except your instinct and your intuition, along-side your ability to express your voice and to vote.

<<< Night One's deadline is Saturday, January 31st, at 11:00 AM, which is in (expired on 2015-01-31 11:00:00). >>>

[mastin2]

<<< Apologies. I am late. Family night on Fridays means that I get a Saturday morning hangover.
...Did I say morning? More accurate would be to say afternoon, in that I will typically not wake up until after 12, sometimes even after 1. The deadline of 11 was a bit optimistic of me. So I'll be opening the game as soon as I can check and double-check things. >>>

[mastin2]

It's always fun to pick on Hitler, so yesterday was a good day. Spirits might have been high, but you just KNOW that in a game advertising imbalance, that there's gonna be some sort of painful twist. The twenty-three of you left gather, to discuss the events of last night.

Twenty-three? Huh. That's odd. I thought there were twenty-six. I also am nearly positive I've used this flavor before, so I must be going senile. Crazy old lady I a--WHOAH. HEY. Wait a second, what happened to...umm...did I say twenty-three? A bullet-ridden

ArcAngel9

collapses before being able to write a message of importance. Strong-willed as she was, being filled with lead didn't stop her from living 'til dawn.

Too bad everyone was too busy counting the dead in confusion to notice that she was in such critical sh--wai--OH, COME ON, NOT AGAIN. You guys really need to pay closer attention to the state of your fellow townies, 'cause I sure aren't. What, it's my job to look after the players? Well, screw that. I'm blaming this on

you

. Yes,

you

. Because this time,

Pine

was felled, his body covered in bruises. So badly beaten that he was within an inch of his life, and the effort it took to get up, combined with the shock of ArcAngel9 finally pushed him over.

So. Twenty-ONE.

Anyone else wanna volunteer to suddenly die?


...


...No?

...Okay, GOOD, then.

Let's get to finding who ELSE died, shall we? Without such pesky interruptions this time, please. I'm a bit hungover still, so don't make me too grumpy.

The first thing you notice is that

farside22

has been slain by a rather precise kill. Three dead, two missing. Next, you find the body of

Jackel98

, killed last night by only mod knows what. (No, I'm not telling.) FOUR dead, one missing.

Where the hell could he be? You search and you search for so much as remains of

Alchemist21

, but when you look at his home, all you can find is a freshly-fertilized gard...ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. A rather red, gooey fertilizer, with small white fragments and it looks like remains of a jacket.

...Well, then. FIVE dead.

In a single night.

...Surprise!

...It's a miracle you're able to piece together what they all did, but somehow, you manage. (How? By doing stuff. Don't question it.)

ArcAngel9

,

Town

Hippie Cop

,

shot N1

.

Spoiler: role

Hello,

ArcAngel9

! You are a

Town Hippie Cop

.

During the night, you may target a player; you will receive results in the form of "

Hippie

" or "Not Hippie". What those results mean, well, for that, you'll need your instinct and your intuition, along-side your ability to express your voice and to vote.

You are aligned with the

town

; you win when all threats to it have been eliminated and at least one town player lives.

Please confirm in-thread you've read and understand your role PM. Game thread's here.

Good luck, and have fun!

Pine

,

Town

Communist Miller

,

beaten to a bloody pulp N1

.

Spoiler: role

Hello,

Pine

! You are a

Town Communist Miller

.

When investigated by a cop, you will return a "

Communist

" result to them. Never fear! Great things can be done, if you possess the instinct and intuition needed and exploit them through your voice and vote.

You are aligned with the

town

; you win when all threats to it have been eliminated and at least one town player lives.

Please confirm in-thread you've read and understand your role PM. Game thread's here.

Good luck, and have fun!

farside22

,

Town

Bodyguard

,

silenced N1

.

Spoiler: role

Hello,

farside22

! You are a

Town Bodyguard

.

During the night, you may protect a player. However, be warned: if they were slated to die, then you WILL die in their place. So in applying this, use both your instinct and your intuition, along-side your ability to express your voice and to vote.

You are aligned with the

town

; you win when all threats to it have been eliminated and at least one town player lives.

Please confirm in-thread you've read and understand your role PM. Game thread's here.

Good luck, and have fun!

Jackel98

,

Dictator

Rolecop

,

killed N1

.

Spoiler: relevant excerpt

During the night, you may target a player; you will learn their role, but not their alignment. Aside from that, you possess nothing except your instinct and your intuition, along-side your ability to express your voice and to vote.

Alchemist21

,

Vanilla Townie

,

shredded into fertilizer N1

.

Deadline in three weeks.

[Awesome]

HMMMMMMM

....Interesting.

[Awesome]

I'd love to know what shos is right now.

[Klingoncelt]

Okay...

So...

The Commies are Town, The Fascists and Dictators are Scum, right?

Where do the Hippies fit in?

[Klingoncelt]

5 kills in one night... wow.

[Awesome]

No, I don't think the communists are town, but pine who was a commie miller was town.

[Awesome]

I think it's town, fascist, communist, hippie, dictator, sk?

[Awesome]

although the dictator might be an sk type? IDK

[Klingoncelt]

I think it's town, fascist, communist, hippie, dictator, sk?

6 Factions? Yikes.

No wait, 7, let's not forget our Jester.

[Klingoncelt]

I'm going to re-read all of Day 1 and try to sort it all out.

[Awesome]

VOTE: shos

[Awesome]

Oh wait yeah no I don't think dictator would be sk though that would make sense, but I don't think it works, so probably a scum team yeah because why else have it modified by role cop?

[Awesome]

Espy thinks that it's several one person scum teams, but I don't think so. it might be some uneven teams or teams of 2? In that case people will not be bussing, if they're smart. Faraday bussed his teammate day one of a game and he got killed night one and his team was completely gone, but I think that's a special case and that most people won't do that.

I'd also lynch theelkspeaks.