(Hilariously) Unbalanced Mafia 2 [Over]

[Wisdom]

blah blah
prohawk is still flipping scum

[ProHawk]

And so will you

[shos]

grand.

[Pirate Ika]

blah blah
prohawk is still flipping scum

mollie fawns over wis in this post guyz

[shos]

So pro
what scum are you?
and who do you think are other scum?

[ProHawk]

Already answered that shos

[Ankamius]

Oh hey I get to be lazy and not read...

[Pirate Ika]

VOTE: prohawk

mollie said i could hammer so hammer i shall

[mastin2]

VOTE: prohawk

Gonna double-check, but pretty sure that's the hammer.

(What

is

it with you people and hammering so that deadline would technically be on a weekend?)

[mastin2]

ProHawk - 11 (PeregrineV, shos, Wisdom, Muffin, guille2015, Frightened inmate number3, alivechihiro, theelkspeaks, Klingoncelt, Fluminator, Pirate Ika)

shos - 5 (DrippingGoofBall, BlizZard, EddieFenix, Titus, Impossibear)

Klingoncelt - 1 (ProHawk)
Fluminator - 1 (Ankamius)

Not Voting - 3 (Bulbazak, Nobody Special, Awesome)

11 to lynch.

[mastin2]

VOTE: prohawk

Gonna double-check, but pretty sure that's the hammer.

Confirmed.

Five deaths during the night, and you'd think that maybe activity would die down. Quite the opposite, you explode into action, immediately trying to figure out the kills and what they mean. So much death, and yet, there would be one more to come, whoever you decide to lynch.

Pointing to

Awesome

,

shos

shouted, "You're scum!"
"No, you are!"
"No, you!"

Titus

agreed. "Yes, he is!"
"No, they are!"
"No, you!"
"No, you!"
"No, shos!"
"No, you!"
"No, Awesome!"
"No, you!"
"No, shos!"
"No, you!"
"Nah, Klingon."
"No, shos!"
"No, you!"
"No, you!"
"How about Fluminator?"
"No, shos!"
"No, Awesome!"
"No, you!"
"No, you!"
"Klingon, then?"
"No, Awesome!"
"No, shos!"
"No, you!"
"How 'bout Wisdom?"
"No, we're doing shos!"
"...Yes, please."
"......Not in

that

way. In the rope way."
"Kinky."
"...Not what I meant! Noose. NECK."
"No, you!"
"No, ProHawk."
"No, you...
...Might actually have a good idea. Huh."

Breakthrough?

"No, shos!"
"No, you!"
"No, ProHawk!"
"No, you!"
"He supported the Seahawks and they lost, he must be scum."
"No, shos is."
"No, you!"
"No, ProHawk!"
"No, shos!"
"No, you!"

...Nope. Not even close. You continue to be hilariously indecisive, swaying back and forth in your imbalance, one way to another.

"ProHawk!"
"Shos!"
"ProHawk!"
"Yes, we get you're upset they lost, I am too, but it really ought to be shos!"
"No, ProHawk!"
"No, shos!"
"No, you!"

On...and on...and on......

Well,

ProHawk

does in fact take the lead for the lynch, but you continue debating, and debating, and debating, breaking most records. (No, seriously, take a look at the records page for largest day other than day one. Calculate the post count for today. We have 78 pages; that places us at the number two spot, beating out Tales of You AND Inu-Yasha......) And debating. And debating, because why not? The day is still young, after all. With three weeks and only being four days in, there would be plenty of time.

"...ProHawk!"
"Sure, yeah, ProHawk!"
"Yep, ProHawk!"

...Ooooooorr, you could just lynch someone.
In four days.
Without having bothered to explore your options fully.
Yep.

I'd say I'm surprised, but that would make me a liar.

Clearly, he wouldn't actually be a jailkeeper, right?

ProHawk, Jailkeeper, Lynched D2.

During the night, you may target a player; they will be protected from any attempt on their life, but will be prevented from performing any night action they may possess.

Hmm...that sounds familiar for some reason...you push it aside, though. Well. Maybe you were wrong about him being a liar. Maybe he was telling the truth. But does that make him town? Let's see...hmm......uhh...

...Hard to say. Let's call it a victory anyway!

ProHawk

,

Dictator

Jailkeeper

,

Lynched Day Two

.

<<< Night two begins! >>>

Technically, the deadline should be Sunday, but since I won't be around that much on Sunday, pushing to Monday, February 9th, at 8:30 AM PST, which is in (expired on 2015-02-09 08:30:30).

[mastin2]

<<< Quite aware I'm a bit late. Got a little bit bogged down with schoolwork at the deadline, and I just now realized that I have work (as in, WORK, work) that I need to do, before I go to work proper, meaning that I'll be gone until later tonight--much later. However, I promise the game will be opened before I go to bed tonight. Apologies for the (estimating approximately 15-hour after stated deadline) delay. >>>

[mastin2]

<<< Quite aware I'm a bit late. Got a little bit bogged down with schoolwork at the deadline, and I just now realized that I have work (as in, WORK, work) that I need to do, before I go to work proper, meaning that I'll be gone until later tonight--much later. However, I promise the game will be opened before I go to bed tonight. Apologies for the (estimating approximately 15-hour after stated deadline) delay. >>>

Or not.

My deepest apologies. I was working on it, and then my internet decided to be an asshole and stop working right in the middle of it.
I'll open the game as soon as I can. (In class at the moment.)

[mastin2]

The joyous festivities of the day make it easy to forget that during the night, five people died. What could possibly be in store for you tonight?

...You need to ask?

In THIS game?

But of course...chaos!

I'll start with the good news: you don't have five dead.
...And give you some even better news--no, it's

not

because you have six or more dead. You legitimately have reason to be happy, because not too many souls have fallen during the night.

Now for the bad news. The bad news is, you've still got three dead.

Ouch time.

First on the tally of casualties, you find

DrippingGoofBall

. Desperately, she tries to keep her gunshot wounds from causing her to bleed out, but try as she might, her magic simply won't work on her, and by the time the town reaches her, she has slipped away, never to wake again.

As if losing her wasn't bad enough, next you have

Fluminator

dead--though you can tell he was knifed, it's obvious that wasn't the cause of death. In his blood, you can see him having died writing the famous phrase: "Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?"

And final on the line is

EddieFenix

, who was cleanly dispatched during the night.

Quite the combination, you've got there. Down a mage, a doc, and a cop. That must sting.

...Hey, wait a minute.

I just realized...this flavor is rather bland!
You know what that means!

...But of course you don't! I'm me, nobody sees inside my head!
What it means is that I'm hiding some sort of surprise twist for the hilarity!

...Or from a certain point of view, the opposite!

'Cause guess what happens when you decide to look into what they actually specialized in?

Well, we'll miss DGB (because, let's face it, who wouldn't?), but the other two, not so much. Okay, so maybe Eddie's death is technically a bad thing, but meh, knowing you guys, you won't even bat an eyelash.

DrippingGoofBall

,

Town

White Mage

,

shot N2

.

Spoiler: Excerpt

During the night, you may protect any player from any attempt to kill them. This protection will last not only the current night, but the following night. However, note that attempting a protection on you will fail.
Aside from this, you possess merely your instinct and your intuition, along-side your ability to express your voice and to vote.

Fluminator

,

Hippie

Doctor

,

stabbed and killed N2

.

Spoiler: Excerpt

During the night, you may protect any player aside from yourself, and protect them from any attempted kill.

EddieFenix

,

Town

Fascist Cop

,

silenced N2

.

Spoiler: PM

Hello,

EddieFenix

! You are a

Town Fascist Cop

.

During the night, you may target a player; you will receive results in the form of "

Fascist

" or "Not Fascist". What those results mean, well, for that, you'll need your instinct and your intuition, along-side your ability to express your voice and to vote.

You are aligned with the

town

; you win when all threats to it have been eliminated and at least one town player lives.

Please confirm in-thread you've read and understand your role PM. Game thread's here.

Good luck, and have fun!

[Wisdom]

hippies confirmed.

6 total kills confirmed (shot, killed, stabbed. silenced, beaten to a bloody pulp, shredded into fertilizer)

2 dictators, 1 fascist, 1 hippie have died. Dictators are likely done.

Titus/shos/Peregrine, any results?

[Awesome]

Yay we hit scum!

...who were apparently already crosskilled, so that's less special.

But that is four kills. I didn't really look over anything besides our kill targets cuz I thought we'd be dead today, so.

[Awesome]

So maybe hippie, fascist, sk left?

Communist was red herring?

[Wisdom]

Either that, or the hippie kill (probably the fertilizer one) was blocked.

[Wisdom]

Actually no, communists definitely exist because on N1 we had 5 kills, without yours.

[Awesome]

Tammy can chats please. I have a theory.

[Imperium]

Give me just a few minutes then I'll be there.

[Imperium]

Oops, can you quote that please?

[Awesome]

Give me just a few minutes then I'll be there.

How

[Awesome]

Oops, can you quote that please?

Interesting

[mastin2]

Oops, can you quote that please?

Interesting

Not really!