(Hilariously) Unbalanced Mafia 2 [Over]

[mastin2]

Also, VC.

Impossibear is at L-2.

5-5

:

Impossibear - 3 (Pirate Ika, Frightened inmate number3, Muffin)

Frightened inmate number3 - 2 (Impossibear, Titus)

Not Voting - 3 (theelkspeaks, Nobody Special, Ankamius)

5 to lynch.

Impossibear for the lynch.
(I'll calculate deadlines starting Tuesday.)

[Titus]

Fin3, I am putting each setup in spoilers at this point so you see how it works from my perspective.

Spoiler: Communist Setup

Fin3
Ika
Muffin

Ank possible but remote SK

Bear Hippie
Elk Dictator

Me and NS town.



Day:Lynch Fin3
Night: ika and muffin flip because Ank and Bear shoot them. Elk shoots Ank. Commies shoot bear in case Bear lets one live so they can try to win. That or they shoot Ank to reduce KPN.

Day
Bear or Ank alive with me and NS.
We lynch Bear or Ank.

Town has won.

Spoiler: No Commies

Lynch Fin3
Night kills: Ank shoots Elk Dictator, Bear shoots Elk once, Elk shoots someone townie.

6 alive
Bear lynched

Ank nks if scum
4 alive at daybreak

Ank is lynched.


In the rare event I am off and Muffin is dictator then it looks like

Lynch Fin3
Ank shoots Elk
Bear shoots Ank
Dictator shoots Ank/NS/me/ika (ank being shot will be his own setup)

Daybreak Ank is alive
2 of me/ns/ika alive
Muffin dictator
Bear Hippie
Ank vig

Bear argues to lynch Muffin or Bear in longshot case. We lynch bear anyway cuz cockblocker.

At night, Ank shoots Muffin. Muffin shoots Ank in case Ank misses and has a paranoid freakout.

At daybreak, 2 of me/ns/ika are alive. Town wins again.

[Titus]

Forgot dictator shoots Ank.

Lynch Fin3
Ank and Elk are dead

Bear
Muffin Dictator
NS ika and me alive

Lynch bear.
Muffin dictator shoots ns ika or me.

He must survive a lylo with ns and ika or ns/me or me/ika. Not likely to happen.

Town wins.

[Ankamius]

Titus, your whole plan doesn't take into account ika having BP shots left.

[Titus]

3 shot bp scum fucking really? No. Not happening. He's been shot twice. He should fucking die the next time. If he is 3 shot bp town we celebrate but that's really unlikely as well.

[Nobody Special]

i really just do not want to play with titus any longer but at the same time do not want town to lose by having only her presence and not mine, and do not want to make the mod try and find a replacement for this game.
someone please tell me they sympathize with my dilemma.

I totally sympathize.

Do you think Titus is town?

[Nobody Special]

i am also jealous of your hydra dynamic. i admire it and want to learn how to handle things with a hydra partner like that.

Perhaps I'm just old and cranky, but I think their hydra is among the most dysfunctional.

[Nobody Special]

all we have for communists is

Town

Communist Miller

,

beaten to a bloody pulp N1

.

<<< Clarification: The color in Pine's "Communist" flip should be color=black. That is an inconsistency on my end. >>>

I'm really sorry, but I don't understand. Could you perhaps post the flip as it should have been originally? (I'm an extremely visual person.)

[Titus]

Nothing said here is me impersonating Mastina but I must use black to show NS.

Pine,

Town

Communist

Miller

,

beaten to a bloody pulp N1.

That is how the flip should have been.

<<< Close enough. >>>

[Muffin]

UNVOTE:

Titus can you please outline your master plan for me, clearly and explicitly, without omitting words and stuff so it's very clear what is intented?

If it's a good plan and scum actually can't win, then I'll sheep you.

[Titus]

#5851 and 5852

[Titus]

If it is unclear, I will clarify.

[Titus]

So even if you are dictator Muffin, you benefit from the plan because you can make the last night you and one of me/ns/ika whoever you want and Ank has vig to win. You want to prove no commies, join my plan. Fin3 flips town. Commies are disproven. I get egg on my face. You get someone good to frame in endgame.

[Titus]

Basically all the scums but commies have a better shot at winning but if we play smart, none of them do.

We know thanks to Ank's bp what shots they must take.

[Pirate Ika]

i am also jealous of your hydra dynamic. i admire it and want to learn how to handle things with a hydra partner like that.

Perhaps I'm just old and cranky, but I think their hydra is among the most dysfunctional.

your old and cranky.

@ ank

pretty plz stop talking to titus and talk to us or fin or muffin. now that mastina has bolded the communist in pine's flip I think it even more likely that there none. I think there is 1 orange and 1 red left.

[Titus]

Ika, the point is you are going to take that position because either you are communist or there are none. You do not have to worry about communists as we do.

[Pirate Ika]

Ika, the point is you are going to take that position because either you are communist or there are none. You do not have to worry about communists as we do.

How many times must I say that mollie is posting before it get through your thick skull?

[Titus]

I refer to slots by the easier to type name sometimes. Sorry.

[Titus]

I will try to shift to calling you PI.

[Pirate Ika]

UNVOTE:

Titus can you please outline your master plan for me, clearly and explicitly, without omitting words and stuff so it's very clear what is intented?

If it's a good plan and scum actually can't win, then I'll sheep you.

muffin, no.

the whole plan is predicated on bear doing what the majority want them to do. the plan favours a scum win more than it does a town win. I have a loooooot of experience in multiball larges. I mean a lot. a lot lot. the only players who make deals with scum are derp town and scum. 1 red left and likely 1 orange left. the unclaimed beaten nk1 is throwing me off a bit. fin is town and that is who titus wants to lynch. we have shots left cos we are town and we are the other protective role we just self-protect. this is why titus's plan is shit and I am starting to wonder if she is the last red but elk boy is stalling and lurking and that bugs me.

eta: you are not talking to ika you are to me so quit with your fucking bullshit I am not going to put up with it.

[Pirate Ika]

Ika, the point is you are going to take that position because either you are communist or there are none. You do not have to worry about communists as we do.

this is why I think titus is red scum making deals with orange scum cos there are no commies.

[Pirate Ika]

titus is fear mongering McCarthy style, plz go look up McCarthyism. she is lawyering it up right now cos she is a lawyer. don't fall for it.

[Titus]

PI, Bear cannot win if they do not shoot Ank. Period. They would run into the problem of not having enough bullets to win the game.

Second, that's another preposterous theory. If I was red scum and believed no commies, there is zero point in not lynching bear and voting Fin3 or Ank tomorrow.

Your slot has thrown so much mud in our direction only to have it be proven false.

Not a cop: Proven cop
Questionable Sanity is shit: Proven Insane
Doubted us for Questioning PV's role: Proven he faked it and was GS.

Now you claim that I am red scum who knows no commies. You just tried to reach for the game and failed sugar.

Ank also has a chance to shoot me even if we follow my plan to a T.

So go ahead and ramble about me being scum but Fin3 is the right lynch.

[Titus]

titus is fear mongering McCarthy style, plz go look up McCarthyism. she is lawyering it up right now cos she is a lawyer. don't fall for it.

McCarthyism is a historical movement from the 1960s lead by Senator McCarthy. He called people into Senate hearing and accused them of being communists. The accusation would ruin careers. It was a witchhunt.

Unfortunately, McCarthyism is not caught in law scool as it teaches free speech and freedom of association via the socratic method.

Here's me going legal.

If we have a reasonable suspicion of communists, we vote Fin3. A reasonable suspicion is one based on articulable facts. Basically more than gut.

Ank then shoots at the preponderance of the evidence standard. That should leave elk as red scum but if he's dumb oh well that's life.

We would lynch Bear tomorrow unless she brings proof beyond a reasonable doubt of someone else as scum while shooting Ank and not blocking.

[Pirate Ika]

PI, Bear cannot win if they do not shoot Ank. Period. They would run into the problem of not having enough bullets to win the game.

Second, that's another preposterous theory. If I was red scum and believed no commies, there is zero point in not lynching bear and voting Fin3 or Ank tomorrow.

Your slot has thrown so much mud in our direction only to have it be proven false.

Not a cop: Proven cop
Questionable Sanity is shit: Proven Insane
Doubted us for Questioning PV's role: Proven he faked it and was GS.

Now you claim that I am red scum who knows no commies. You just tried to reach for the game and failed sugar.

Ank also has a chance to shoot me even if we follow my plan to a T.

So go ahead and ramble about me being scum but Fin3 is the right lynch.

bear cannot win this game by himself and he knows it that is why he is reaching out to scum. so far you are the only 1 who is responding and I stand by the only players who make deals with grpscum in the game thread are either derp town or scum. period.

I still think there is slight chance of a sk out there