(Hilariously) Unbalanced Mafia 2 [Over]

[EspeciallyTheLies]

This is fucking shit if we lose for this.

Nope. It's your own fault for not listening to Jingle who has been telling the truth all day.

*shrug*

Your loss

[mastin2]

Apologies for the delay, but,

VOTE: Impossibear

^That was the hammer. Hold, please.

5-10

:

(Final D5 votecount)

Impossibear - 5 (Pirate Ika, Frightened inmate number3, Ankamius, Nobody Special, Titus)

Frightened inmate number3 - 2 (Impossibear, theelkspeaks)

Not Voting - 1 (Muffin)

5 to lynch.

Impossibear was lynched.

[mastin2]

The day's just filled with surprises. In this case, you would expect rational players to say they are town. In a game this filled with swing, hilarity ensues when someone claims to be scum, quite seriously.

Impossibear

swears to be a mafiate unabashedly, much to the shock of all around. Who'd be that STUPID?

...Well, in their defense, it actually seemed to have been working, as

Frightened inmate number3

formed as a counterwagon, even surpassing that of Impossibear. That's right. Claimed scum actually was being spared! What kind of crazy gamestate could harbor that? Apparently, my game could! Because it happened, albeit not for too terribly long, and once again, ultimately, insanity overflowed somehow back into sanity to make them the lead for the lynch again. As they head on out to the noose, they accept death gracefully.



"Peace!"

And with that, the day ends...

...So good news is, you now have one very, very, clearly dead scum.

...Bad news is...

The Communists Have Won!

...Juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust kiiiiiiiiddiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!

The

actual

bad news is, no win condition has yet been met. Meaning for the town, there's still more scum out there, and MOD only knows how many.

Sorry. That was mean.

Blame shos.
This daily dosage of troll brought to you by your not-so-friendly moderator, mastin2.

Impossibear

,

Hippie

Roleblocker

,

Lynched Day Five

.

Spoiler: Excerpt

During the night, you may target a player. That player will be prevented from performing any action they may possess.

Deadline for night actions is Thursday, March 5th, at 10:00 AM, which is in (expired on 2015-03-05 10:00:00).

[mastin2]

You started with twenty-seven.
You're down to seven.

And you've had only five days and four nights.

Quite the bloodbath you've got going on, there.

At least you're confident that there can't be

too

many deaths during the night.

Right?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell....

Kind

-of.


The good news?

Only two dead!

The bad news?
Both town...again!

So it's down to the final five. Hilariously unbalanced, indeed.

Who died?

Well,

theelkspeaks

has been shot full of holes, but someone else caused their demise. Nearby,

Frightened inmate number3

lays dead, pulverized by whatever force overwhelmed them.

Things just got real.

theelkspeaks

,

Town

Tracker

,

shot and killed N5

.

Frightened inmate number3

,

Town

Vigilante

,

pulverized N5

.

[Ankamius]

Is there any particular reason we shouldn't no lynch here?

[Pirate Ika]

We wait for everyone to check in first.

While we have 2 killins we need to lynch IMO

[Ankamius]

I'm thinking Pirate Ika is the third dictator for the moment, but I want to run a few things before I put this down as anything solid.

PEdit: no.

[Titus]

We wait for everyone to check in first.

While we have 2 killins we need to lynch IMO

Why?

Fin3 shot Ank. No lynch puts scum in prisoner's dillemma.

[Pirate Ika]

Is there any particular reason we shouldn't no lynch here?

thanks for claiming who you nked!

[Ankamius]

FIN3 shot elk.

[Ankamius]

Is there any particular reason we shouldn't no lynch here?

thanks for claiming who you nked!

Why would I have to claim? The flavor claims it for me.

[Titus]

By the way, ns is town ftr.

So one of ika/muffin must be dictator.

[Pirate Ika]

fin fuck you why did you give titus a pass???????????

[Titus]

FIN3 shot elk.

I presumed Fin3 went with the old plan..so who did you shoot? Fin3?

[Ankamius]

"theelkspeaks, Town Tracker, shot and

killed

N5."

[Pirate Ika]

Mollie is posting right now just fyi.

[Pirate Ika]

By the way, ns is town ftr.

So one of ika/muffin must be dictator.

yes.

with us being cop cleared by you with no result track by elk boy we MUST be the dictator I mean how the fuck in your head are you even making this work.

[Pirate Ika]

"theelkspeaks, Town Tracker, shot and

killed

N5."

we were cleared by flipped town elk boy

[Titus]

By the way, ns is town ftr.

So one of ika/muffin must be dictator.

yes.

with us being cop cleared by you with no result track by elk boy we MUST be the dictator I mean how the fuck in your head are you even making this work.

Dictator tailored yourself on the night I checked you.

It makes sense with Blizzard's play as well.

Your bulletproof is merely you failing to kill after PH died.

[Titus]

I am fine letting ank shoot you to sort this out.

[Nobody Special]

Checking in, but I feel useless.

[Pirate Ika]

unless you wanna put forth we are bp godfather untrackable tailor or whatever else you come up with

[Muffin]

Ugh, I hate these scenarios. All my strong reads are dead and I can feel the eyes of everyone in the dead topic judging me as I inevitably screw this up.

[Ankamius]

Pirate Ika, there's two issues with elk clearing you:

1. elk tracked you on night 4, where you claimed bulletproof shot.
2. Night 3, according to FIN3's chart, Dictator's kill is fully unaccounted for. This makes nokill likely. What stops nokill from working on night 4?

[Pirate Ika]

By the way, ns is town ftr.

So one of ika/muffin must be dictator.

yes.

with us being cop cleared by you with no result track by elk boy we MUST be the dictator I mean how the fuck in your head are you even making this work.

Dictator tailored yourself on the night I checked you.

It makes sense with Blizzard's play as well.

Your bulletproof is merely you failing to kill after PH died.

we were cleared by elk boy unless you wanna posit there are 2 dictators left jesus christ