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Post Post #275 (ISO) » Wed Mar 11, 2015 12:34 pm

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You take the tip away, you don't add it
Also, what is NM doing? Worst play I’ve ever seen.
I can't remember the last N_M post that wasn't bland, unimaginative and lame. Some shitposters are at least somewhat funny. You are the epitomy of the type of poster that nobody would miss if you were to suddenly disappear. You never add anything of value.
I'm guessing you haven't read the game and probably never will? Why even sign up to play?
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Post Post #276 (ISO) » Wed Mar 11, 2015 12:36 pm

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Imagine you've died and awoken in a room with 2 doors. One of the doors leads to heaven and the other leads to hell. Neither door is marked. A guard stands next to each door. One of the guards always tells the truth and the other always lies. You are permitted to ask only one question to one of the guards before choosing a door to go through. What is the one question you could ask to be sure that you will know which door leads to heaven?
Also, what is NM doing? Worst play I’ve ever seen.
I can't remember the last N_M post that wasn't bland, unimaginative and lame. Some shitposters are at least somewhat funny. You are the epitomy of the type of poster that nobody would miss if you were to suddenly disappear. You never add anything of value.
I'm guessing you haven't read the game and probably never will? Why even sign up to play?
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Post Post #277 (ISO) » Wed Mar 11, 2015 1:09 pm

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Am I dead?
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Post Post #278 (ISO) » Wed Mar 11, 2015 1:10 pm

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If I ask the other guard, which door will he reccomend? Then go in the other one.


A hunter wakes up in his cabin. He decides to go hunt a bear. He walks half a mile south, falls and skins his knee. He gets up, and walks another half mile south. He sees a bear, and shoots at it. He misses, and chases it a mile east. He finally catches up and kills the bear. He drags the bear a mile north, and sees that his cabin was ransacked by another bear!

What color was that bear?
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Post Post #279 (ISO) » Wed Mar 11, 2015 1:15 pm

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Three men are taken captive by a wizard. The wizard offers them one chance to live before he will execute them.
He takes the three men to a staircase and has one stand at the bottom, one in the middle and one at the top. All are facing the same direction, down the stairs.
The wizard then says:
"In my hands I have 2 red hats and 2 blue hats. I will randomly put a hat on each of you. In order for you to live, one of you must tell me the color of your hat. If you're right, I will let you all go. If not, I will kill you. No guessing, I will be able to tell. You may not turn around, cheat, take off your hat, or communicate with anyone in any way."
The men agree and close their eyes. The wizard puts a hat on each of them and says "You have 5 seconds to tell me your color hat"
5...
4...
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2...
And then the man in the middle shouts out his hat color and the wizard lets them go. How did he know?

Pedit: White. Lives at the North pole.
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Post Post #280 (ISO) » Wed Mar 11, 2015 1:17 pm

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If the guy at the top saw 2 of the same coloured hat then he would have shouted out his colour, so the guy in the middle knew he had to have the opposite colour of the guy at the bottom
Also, what is NM doing? Worst play I’ve ever seen.
I can't remember the last N_M post that wasn't bland, unimaginative and lame. Some shitposters are at least somewhat funny. You are the epitomy of the type of poster that nobody would miss if you were to suddenly disappear. You never add anything of value.
I'm guessing you haven't read the game and probably never will? Why even sign up to play?
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Post Post #281 (ISO) » Wed Mar 11, 2015 1:17 pm

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Because since the man at the top of the stairs didn't immedietly realize his hat color, he knows that he and the one he can see have different hats. And there ya go.
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Post Post #282 (ISO) » Wed Mar 11, 2015 1:17 pm

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Aasthh ninjad
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Post Post #283 (ISO) » Wed Mar 11, 2015 1:18 pm

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Explain thus:

MILL1ION
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Post Post #284 (ISO) » Wed Mar 11, 2015 1:18 pm

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A man moves in to a new town and there are 2 dentists, one has perfect teeth and the other has horrible teeth. He decides to go to the one with horrible teeth, why?
Also, what is NM doing? Worst play I’ve ever seen.
I can't remember the last N_M post that wasn't bland, unimaginative and lame. Some shitposters are at least somewhat funny. You are the epitomy of the type of poster that nobody would miss if you were to suddenly disappear. You never add anything of value.
I'm guessing you haven't read the game and probably never will? Why even sign up to play?
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Post Post #285 (ISO) » Wed Mar 11, 2015 1:19 pm

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the other dentist cleans him.

Self dentistry is dangerous at best.
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Post Post #286 (ISO) » Wed Mar 11, 2015 1:19 pm

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In post 278, vonflare wrote:What color was that bear?


White
I'll give you a moment to let that sink in
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Post Post #287 (ISO) » Wed Mar 11, 2015 1:20 pm

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In post 283, vonflare wrote:Explain thus:

MILL1ION

Uh. 1 in a million?

Not_Mafia wrote:A man moves in to a new town and there are 2 dentists, one has perfect teeth and the other has horrible teeth. He decides to go to the one with horrible teeth, why?

Because the one with good teeth went to the dentist with bad teeth.
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Post Post #288 (ISO) » Wed Mar 11, 2015 1:20 pm

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All y'all ninjas.
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Post Post #289 (ISO) » Wed Mar 11, 2015 1:22 pm

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https://xkcd.com/blue_eyes.html

I never got this one, until I had someone explain it to me. Kudos if you figure it out. I approached it wrong.
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Post Post #290 (ISO) » Wed Mar 11, 2015 1:26 pm

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All 100 blue eyed leave on night 100. Because on the first night if no one leaves, there will be at least 2 blue eyes. And on night 2, no one leaves, so they deduce that there must be 3 blue eyes. And so on, until night 99 when no one leaves, there must be 100 people with blue eyes.

But each blue eyed person can only see 99 blue eyes, and so concludes that they themself have blue eyes.
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Post Post #291 (ISO) » Wed Mar 11, 2015 1:36 pm

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If you have 10 white socks and 20 black socks in a drawer, and you blindly take them out, how many do you have to take out to be SURE that you have a matching pair?
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Post Post #292 (ISO) » Wed Mar 11, 2015 1:38 pm

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3
Also, what is NM doing? Worst play I’ve ever seen.
I can't remember the last N_M post that wasn't bland, unimaginative and lame. Some shitposters are at least somewhat funny. You are the epitomy of the type of poster that nobody would miss if you were to suddenly disappear. You never add anything of value.
I'm guessing you haven't read the game and probably never will? Why even sign up to play?
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Post Post #293 (ISO) » Wed Mar 11, 2015 1:50 pm

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1. Take out the entire drawer. #winning
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Post Post #294 (ISO) » Wed Mar 11, 2015 3:27 pm

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In post 291, vonflare wrote:If you have 10 white socks and 20 black socks in a drawer, and you blindly take them out, how many do you have to take out to be SURE that you have a matching pair?

11.
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Post Post #295 (ISO) » Wed Mar 11, 2015 3:39 pm

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Psst. Vett. It's 3.
White white white
white white black
white black white
white black black
black white white
black black white
black white black
black black black

All have a pair.
Or do what I did and take them all out at once.
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Post Post #296 (ISO) » Wed Mar 11, 2015 3:39 pm

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Also, I'm out of riddles. I don't know too many.
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Post Post #297 (ISO) » Wed Mar 11, 2015 7:01 pm

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@AD, Nice try. Flail more.

AD and Vettock are now the wolf team. NM minion.
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Post Post #298 (ISO) » Wed Mar 11, 2015 7:15 pm

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If the scum team happens to be Vonflare and NM and we are wrong, I would really like to know your thought process post game.
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Post Post #299 (ISO) » Wed Mar 11, 2015 7:18 pm

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To reiterate, that team is only possible if I'm a robber who stole a scum card from one of the claimed villagers. In which case I would have no reason not to believe vettrock to be a town troublemaker that swapped me with ika, and it would have been disclosed by me
I'll give you a moment to let that sink in

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