Elect the Executioner

[Mist7676]

3 points to D3f3nd3r!

[PiggyGal15]

3 points to McMenno

[Mist7676]

Give three points to McMenno

please don't kill me <3

[Mist7676]

Mist7676 - 3 points to McMenno
D3f3nd3r - 3 Points to McMenno
Axxle - 3 points to McMenno
McMenno - 3 Points to D3f3nd3r
PrivateI - 3 Points to Cephrir
Cephrir - 3 Points to PrivateI
PiggyGal15 - 3 Points to McMenno

McMenno (12) Points
D3f3nd3r (3) Points
Cephrir (3) Points
PrivateI (3) Points

With 21 points available Majority is at 12 points.

[McMenno]

Wow, this is overwhelming... Okay, I will try something after I get back from school.

[Mist7676]

How you doing menno?

[McMenno]

Well, here goes nothing...

The plane was crashing down. There weren't enough parachutes. He was too slow.

He complied.


They were shipwrecked. He drew the shortest straw.

He complied.


He didn't know that snake was venomous. Help couldn't come in time.

He complied.


He couldn't muster up enough air to swim up. It became very uncomfortable down there.

He complied.


He was standing on an open field. Lightning came crashing down.

He complied.


He was exploring an ancient tomb. When he took the treasure, he activated a trap. The door closed.

He complied.


He was fighting a duel. His weapon fell out of his hands. He fell to the ground.

He complied.


He was in a war. Shooting all around him. A bullet came flying...

He complied.


His execution was scheduled for today. He came up to the noose.

He complied.


He ran. He tripped.

He complied.


He was freerunning from building to building. He misstepped.

He complied.


His house was burning down. He couldn't escape.

He complied.


He didn't know it was a nuclear testing site. He couldn't run away in time.

He complied.


He lay in bed. The doctors couldn't save him. He fell asleep.

He complied.

Cephrir was caught in a plane crash, eaten by his shipmates, poisoned by a venomous snake, drowned, hit by lightning, squished by a giant rock, cut in half, shot, hung, broke his neck, fell, burned, blown up by a nuclear bomb, and died in his sleep

.

[Axxle]

Dammit, McMenno! You used up all modes of death, now what will we do for our next story??

[Cephrir]

Meh, y'all were boring as shit anyway.

[Axxle]

3 points to D3f3nd3r!

I can be persuaded to give my points to someone else if they think they have creative juices to flow.

RIPieces Ceph T.T

[McMenno]

i cri evrytiem

3 points to D3f3nd3r

.

[PiggyGal15]

3 points to D3f3nd3r

[D3f3nd3r]

3 to Piggy

[Mist7676]

3 to d3f

[D3f3nd3r]

Probably tomorrow morning you get this.

[D3f3nd3r]

The six people all received emails on the same day from Ken Burns. Ken was looking for extras for his newest documentary, Auschwitz. It was supposed to be a movie about the famous concentration camp from World War II, with Ken using his cinematography skills to make it as realistic as possible. All six of the men complied, and received first-class plane tickets to go to the site of the camp for a tour. Filming was due to start three days after they arrived, to have the opportunity to look around and see the facilities for themselves.

They toured the facilities, all of them taking a particular liking to the gas chambers. They all kissed up to the director to try to get into the gas chamber scene, since they knew they would get a full-body shot in the movie. Eventually, he made his pick, and his choice got ready to be among 20 extras to go into the gas chambers for filming.

The cameras were rolling. Each extra got into a massive line, with various men and women dressed in Nazi attire (of course, there were no swastikas since they would get criticized in the US) looking at them to determine where they would go. Those who were deemed “healthy” walked into rooms on the side, those who were not continued in the line, going closer and closer to the gas chambers.

Finally, the twenty-one people who went in the gas chamber were ready for their important scene. Each was to panic, yell, and try to fake-die as painfully as possible. They were given a warning, then the fake gas was turned on. However, they all started to scream.

Over the sound of the screaming they could hear through a speaker, “We're sorry, but we forgot to clean the gas pipes, and there's poisonous gas in here. We'd help you, but chances are we would end up dead too. Sorry, we'll give you guys special thanks in the movie and tickets to every movie I make in my life.” By the end of the message everyone was dead.

Spoiler:

Extra, Machine Operator, inhaled toxic fumes and died.
Extra, Businessman, inhaled toxic fumes and died.
Extra, Aspiring Actor, inhaled toxic fumes and died.

Mr. Burns was outraged. People died under his control, for his film. He spent days on a manhunt, attempting to find the man who was supposed to clean out the gas supplies. After five days, he got a lead and tracked one man down to his home back in the United States. This man was shot twenty-one times, once for each of his victims.

PrivateI was shot for failing to do his job, resulting in what looked like crimes against humanity.

Originally I killed someone off right where the spoiler was before, but I decided that might piss some people off.

[D3f3nd3r]

That was like a page in my word processor why is it four inches of text on the site

[McMenno]

complied

Rip-off

Vote me!

VOTE: PiggyGal15

[Axxle]

That twist ending!

Vote me!

Sure!

Give 1 point to McMenno

[D3f3nd3r]

3 to McMenno

[Axxle]

Other 2 to McMenno

[PiggyGal15]

3 points to McMenno

[Mist7676]

Vote McMenno for Scum

(all 3)

[McMenno]

why do I keep forgetting these things

Axxle was walking down the street. It was a fine day. The solar eclipse was starting in about an hour. He was walking down a construction site. A truck shaved right past him. Phew, he could've died! Luckily he didn't. He kept walking to the observatory. A sharp knife whizzed past him. That's weird... where did that come from? He was there the first, earlier than the others.

Mist was making breakfast. She had to be quick, because she had to be on time for the solar eclipse. She ate her breakfast, and went outside. It was about three quarters of an hour until the solar eclipse started. She walked to the construction site, the only way to get there. She almost stepped into a manhole... Phew, she could've died! Luckily she didn't. She walked to the construction site, but... It was blocked! Now she couldn't get to the observatory... She was disappointed and walked home. She tripped... And safely landed. She entered her home, and went to play some mafia...

D3f3nder woke up. It was on time. He was sure he'd make the solar eclipse! He went down for some breakfast. He had a very large breakfast. He was making some eggs, sunny side up. But... His frying pan catched on fire! Luckily he could put it out. Phew, he could've died! Luckily he didn't. When he finished his breakfast, he realised it might've been a little too large... It was half an hour until the solar eclipse! He put on his jacket, went outside, and walked a little quicker than normal. When he arrived at the construction site, he saw it was blocked. He tried to climb over it, but was reprimanded by the supervisor and came back down. A wrecking ball swooshed by... Hitting his head. Almost. It narrowly missed him! He went back home, lucky to be alive.

PiggyGal15 was sleeping. Then she woke up. Oh no, she overslept! Now she could never make it on time to the solar eclipse... She was still a bit tired, so she went back to sleep again...

Axxle was watching the solar eclipse through his eclipse glasses. It was beautiful. The only thing he could see was the eclipse. He was too focused to hear anything. That's why he didn't see it... Didn't hear it...

Axxle was hit by a meteor

.

I'm sorry Piggy's part was so short, but I had to have someone oversleep.

[D3f3nd3r]

Me, Mist, McMenno, and Piggy are left.

3 to Mist