Say it's been a long 6 months.
And you were too afraid to tell her what you want.
And that's how it works.
That's how you get the girl.
"But I'm not getting a girl," I say to myself in between breaths, singing along with Taylor's totally awesome newest album,1989, that I'm listening to on my canary yellow iPhone 5C as I jog to my next destination. I laugh out loud.
"I'm getting aboy."
I find myself laughing hysterically a few more hours later when I find this boy, just like the last, already dead and gone by the time I get there.
Spoiler: ika was lynched on Day 2. He was...
And judging from the obsessive, insane-sounding notes about Taylor littered throughout his apartment, this was probably a good thing.
I take a quick pic of the body, still frothing at the mouth in insanity or whatever, and shoot off a quick text to Tay —OMG this is so easy! Don't worry Taylor, it's going like totally PERFECT so far! I'll get back to you once the rest of the real are dead. xoxo, Serenity— and get a response immediately.
<3 I knew you could do it! I'm so proud of you, Serenity East! You're definitely my #1 fan—
I squeal in delight.
—and now the next one, well, isn't so close! You're going to have to get to the airport by sundown. Can you do that for me?
YES!I scream-text back, as I sprint off into the sunset.
Mini 1657 — Taylor Swift UPick — Game Over
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iT TOOK ME FOREVER TO RUN TO THE AIRPORT, BUT WHEN YOU GOT THERE YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT i SAW!
a WOMAN. hER BODY WAS CRUMPLED ON THE GROUND NEXT TO ONE OF THE REALLY BIG PLANES.
Spoiler: Elyse died during Night 2. She was...
aTTACHED WAS A NOTE. i READ IT OUT LOUD TO MYSELF.
"tHIS IS A WARNING. sERENITY, STOP THIS MISSION AT ONCE, OR THE INNOCENT ONES IN THIS AFFAIR WILL ONLY KEEP DYING," i READ OUT LOUD TO MYSELF.
i LAUGHED. hOW FOOLISH OF WHOEVER DID THIS TO THINK ANY THREATS OF ANY KIND COULD STOP ME.
aFTER ALL, i HAVE THE MIGHT OF tAY-tAY ON MY SIDE.
wITH HER, i AM UNSTOPPABLE.
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Hmmmmmm, massclaim?Also, what is NM doing? Worst play I’ve ever seen.I can't remember the last N_M post that wasn't bland, unimaginative and lame. Some shitposters are at least somewhat funny. You are the epitomy of the type of poster that nobody would miss if you were to suddenly disappear. You never add anything of value.I'm guessing you haven't read the game and probably never will? Why even sign up to play?-
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DarkLightA Mafia Scum
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First things first: In light of Ika's flip I clearly look bad. And me looking bad from Day 1 doesn't help either. However, I stand by my play. I felt like it was much more likely for me to be targeted by town than scum, and a "compulsive faith healer" was basically one of the few roles in which scum would target me, because I looked bad. I'm happy to answer anything that people feel like I haven't cleared up sufficiently.
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Scattered thoughts:
@NM: What do we gain from a massclaim? This game seems like a bit of a role madness game and, frankly, I don't know how much it would help in finding scum compared to the knowledge it gives scum.
I don't know how traitors usually work, but I'm guessing it's not unreasonable to think there could be two scum left.
I was targeted by more than zero people last night, so I should be able to confirm my ability. I won't out anyone, but if the person/people hint at it or are about to claim I will come with the information.-
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Not_Mafia Smash Hit
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Ika's flip clears you unless I'm missing somethingAlso, what is NM doing? Worst play I’ve ever seen.I can't remember the last N_M post that wasn't bland, unimaginative and lame. Some shitposters are at least somewhat funny. You are the epitomy of the type of poster that nobody would miss if you were to suddenly disappear. You never add anything of value.I'm guessing you haven't read the game and probably never will? Why even sign up to play?-
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Bookitty Jack of All Trades
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In post 980, DarkLightA wrote:First things first: In light of Ika's flip I clearly look bad. And me looking bad from Day 1 doesn't help either. However, I stand by my play. I felt like it was much more likely for me to be targeted by town than scum, and a "compulsive faith healer" was basically one of the few roles in which scum would target me, because I looked bad. I'm happy to answer anything that people feel like I haven't cleared up sufficiently.
This is the opposite of true. If you had been scum, Ika targeting you would have killed him. You're now conftown. Bask in your well-earned limelight."Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
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Not_Mafia Smash Hit
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VOTE: AristophanesAlso, what is NM doing? Worst play I’ve ever seen.I can't remember the last N_M post that wasn't bland, unimaginative and lame. Some shitposters are at least somewhat funny. You are the epitomy of the type of poster that nobody would miss if you were to suddenly disappear. You never add anything of value.I'm guessing you haven't read the game and probably never will? Why even sign up to play?-
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Bookitty Jack of All Trades
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I want to read a little bit more and my schedule is pretty full until tomorrow, but yeah, I think that's probably right."Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
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DarkLightA Mafia Scum
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VOTE: Aristophanes
gj boysLord of Lynch protect us. For the Night is dark and full of scum.
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DarkLightA Mafia Scum
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In post 982, Bookitty wrote:If you had been scum, Ika targeting you would have killed him.
Slight correction: Ika was weak, so his actions would only have a 50% chance of killing me if I were scum. Nevertheless, I feel relatively conftown, at least to myself.-
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killerjester Mafia Scum
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No. If you read ika's role HE dies if he attempts to heal scum. The fact that he targeted you without dying means you are not scum.Lord of Lynch protect us. For the Night is dark and full of scum.
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Not_Mafia Smash Hit
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His faith heal was 50%, I don't know where you're getting weak being 50% fromAlso, what is NM doing? Worst play I’ve ever seen.I can't remember the last N_M post that wasn't bland, unimaginative and lame. Some shitposters are at least somewhat funny. You are the epitomy of the type of poster that nobody would miss if you were to suddenly disappear. You never add anything of value.I'm guessing you haven't read the game and probably never will? Why even sign up to play?-
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Weak means targeting scum will kill you.Lord of Lynch protect us. For the Night is dark and full of scum.
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I'm feeling lazy. Can someone get a read on Espeonage for me?Lord of Lynch protect us. For the Night is dark and full of scum.
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Soren Mafia Scum
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In post 908, ika wrote:I HAVE GIVEN ENOUGH FUCKIGN SHIT AND FUCKING CLUSE TO WHAT THE FUCK I AM. I AM NOT FUCKING CLAIMING B/C ITS 10 TIMES MORE ANTI-TOWN FOR ME TO GOD DAMNED CLAIM.
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In post 917, ika wrote:i doubt i was roleblocked.
nobody is actuly trying to read me and jsut wants the easy way out. like if people tried to figure the shit out they would be more aware but everyoen is jsut "info inof info"
nobody considers anything past base level
I sort of see the scum play here. Not even bothered to defend himself so he gets other people to do it for him. Well, he "tries" to get people to do it for him I should say.
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