The Bachelor - {Episode 2 Rose Ceremony}

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The Bachelor - {Episode 2 Rose Ceremony}

Post Post #0 (ISO) » Mon Jun 01, 2015 1:50 pm

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I was excited to find love during gamsimbre's game of The Bachelor, but alas, it was not run to completion. I hate to see such a great idea go to waste, so I now hope to find that special someone here myself.


Format

The game revolves around a single bachelor who starts with a pool of romantic interests. During the course of the game, the players go on dates that will determine who stays another week, and who will be eliminated.

One-on-one date:
I will give you 7 statements about me - some of which are true. For each statement you correctly identify as a true statement, you will earn 1 point. If you can score at least 4 points, you win a rose. Otherwise, you will be eliminated.

Two-on-one date:
This will be divided into 2 parts. First, I will ask both of players 7 questions about yourselves (e.g. what's your favorite color). Then, I will compile everyone's answers (including my own), and ask you to identify which answer is mine. For every one of my answers you pick correctly, you will earn 1 point. Whoever has the most points wins a rose, while the other person is eliminated.

Group date:
The remaining players will play a challenge. Whoever wins the challenge will automatically receive a rose, while everyone else will receive roses in order of their placement, depending on how many people received roses from the smaller dates.

*Although riskier, going on 1-on-1 or 2-on-1 dates will help you towards the end of the game when I factor in everything ^_^


Rose Ceremony

Each week concludes with a rose ceremony. Only a limited number of roses are available. If a player won a rose from one of the dates, that player moves onto the next round. I will give the remaining roses to the players that did the best in the group date challenge. After all the roses are distributed, the player(s) without a rose are eliminated.

Last person standing wins my heart forever, or at least until we get a divorce in 2 months!


Sign-ups

To sign up, write a haiku about yourself. The one I like best will win the
First Impression Rose
! If you hold this rose and have been eliminated by any means (1-on-1 dates, 2-on-1 dates, rose ceremonies), you will be saved from elimination for one time.

The game will start when either 25 people sign up, or some time has passed and I feel like starting it. But let's get to 25 people!

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Bellaphant
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Cephrir
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D3f3nd3r
Elbirn
Flameaxe
flobee
Jelly
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Not_Mafia
PrivateI
Save The Dragons
SleepyKrew
Snakes
TheBadOne
TheBreeze
vonflare
Wall-E
xofelf
YurikoJasmine
Zebulin
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Post Post #1 (ISO) » Mon Jun 01, 2015 1:52 pm

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Gamsimbre did try
But he decided to leave
Why does he hate us?
“The assumption of good faith is dead”

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Post Post #2 (ISO) » Mon Jun 01, 2015 1:58 pm

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Pretty fly for a white guy"
Says all the girlies.
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Post Post #3 (ISO) » Mon Jun 01, 2015 1:58 pm

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CuddlyCaucasian
Please prepare to be bachelor'd
Like never before
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Post Post #4 (ISO) » Mon Jun 01, 2015 1:59 pm

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I'm not creative
But I want to play this game
This is my haiku
Also, what is NM doing? Worst play I’ve ever seen.
I can't remember the last N_M post that wasn't bland, unimaginative and lame. Some shitposters are at least somewhat funny. You are the epitomy of the type of poster that nobody would miss if you were to suddenly disappear. You never add anything of value.
I'm guessing you haven't read the game and probably never will? Why even sign up to play?
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Post Post #5 (ISO) » Mon Jun 01, 2015 1:59 pm

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First I saw your face
And it was over for me
Now it's everywhere.
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Post Post #6 (ISO) » Mon Jun 01, 2015 2:04 pm

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CC, see the sea
what do you see in the sea?
Is it Jelly...fish?
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Post Post #7 (ISO) » Mon Jun 01, 2015 2:12 pm

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Oh my Zod! Yu...mi?
I'm Happy, you Vast Dufus!
Love's Far; Luck To Ya.

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Post Post #8 (ISO) » Mon Jun 01, 2015 3:33 pm

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I am your girlfriend
And am gonna lose this game
Don't make fun of me
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Post Post #9 (ISO) » Mon Jun 01, 2015 4:48 pm

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Let's try this again
Something about romance here
You still want a car?
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Post Post #10 (ISO) » Mon Jun 01, 2015 4:53 pm

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Oh CC, you're so fine
you're so fine, you blow my mind
hey CC (huff huff), hey CC (huff huff)
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Post Post #11 (ISO) » Mon Jun 01, 2015 4:55 pm

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Our love can be crazy
Black as snow and white as night
Will I be your knight?
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Post Post #12 (ISO) » Mon Jun 01, 2015 5:05 pm

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I was going to
Not join, but you convinced me.
I see bad counting.
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Post Post #13 (ISO) » Mon Jun 01, 2015 5:08 pm

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A dog's love may
With the right lick, lick licking
Trouble you each day.
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Post Post #14 (ISO) » Mon Jun 01, 2015 7:00 pm

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Cuddly Caucasian
So horny me so horny
Me love you long time
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Post Post #15 (ISO) » Tue Jun 02, 2015 1:20 am

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Counting, too, is hard.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven
See? I messed up too. :(
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Post Post #16 (ISO) » Tue Jun 02, 2015 3:15 am

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Earning CC's love?
What an opportunity!
I just hope...I do.
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Post Post #17 (ISO) » Tue Jun 02, 2015 4:02 am

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This game looks like fun
I guess I can pretend to
Love you. No homo.
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Post Post #18 (ISO) » Tue Jun 02, 2015 4:28 am

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Let me be the Oak
To your Sycamore and I'll
Show you my Onix
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Post Post #19 (ISO) » Tue Jun 02, 2015 4:31 am

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In post 18, TheBadOne wrote:Let me be the Oak
To your Sycamore and I'll
Show you my Onix



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Post Post #20 (ISO) » Tue Jun 02, 2015 4:41 am

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This game is cutthroat
But you're a genius so you'll
Give a rose to me!
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Post Post #21 (ISO) » Tue Jun 02, 2015 5:34 am

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You'll never realize
what lies beneath
the shadow of my eyes
I was NK-immuned but lynched Day 1. :/
Record: Won 3 Lost 7 Draw 0 \\ Ongoing: 0 (Living: 0)

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Post Post #22 (ISO) » Tue Jun 02, 2015 11:33 am

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I am so flattered! :oops: Only 6 spots left for you lovebirds!
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Post Post #23 (ISO) » Tue Jun 02, 2015 12:10 pm

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I've been invited
So clearly I am wanted:
Reciprocation!
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Post Post #24 (ISO) » Tue Jun 02, 2015 12:28 pm

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Fuck haikus
Poems are stupid
And so are yous
Defined by who I dislike, not who I like~

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