D3f3nd3r wrote:Gamsimbre did try
But he decided to leave
Why does he hate us?
I don't want a man who only dwells on the past, how can I trust you to care about our future?
Axxle wrote:"Cuddly Caucasian:
Pretty fly for a white guy"
Says all the girlies.
Oh Axxle, flattery will get you everywhere! And the tie-in to my username was pretty nice.
Save The Dragons wrote:CuddlyCaucasian
Please prepare to be bachelor'd
Like never before
I'm not exactly sure what "bachelor'd" implies, but it sounds kinky. You weren't the first to open with my username though, so how will I know you won't always just be like everyone else?
Not_Mafia wrote:I'm not creative
But I want to play this game
This is my haiku
Well I definitely appreciate the honesty here! I really love someone who can keep it simple and be mine without always having to be over the top.
xofelf wrote:First I saw your face
And it was over for me
Now it's everywhere.
Why is already over? We haven't even begun!
Jelly wrote:CC, see the sea
what do you see in the sea?
Is it Jelly...fish?
Wow, this is very poetic. And flawless reasoning here.
Cephrir wrote:Oh my Zod! Yu...mi?
I'm Happy, you Vast Dufus!
Love's Far; Luck To Ya.
If you made that any more of a stretch, I would have assumed you were Elastigirl! Although I love Elastigirl, I don't know how far we'll get together if all you can do is talk about me, instead of
us
.
flobee wrote:I am your girlfriend
And am gonna lose this game
Don't make fun of me
Very true, very true. I will do my best to keep my joking to a minimum.
AcRv wrote:Let's try this again
Something about romance here
You still want a car?
All I need is love, and you're driving me to sleep.
TheBreeze wrote:Oh CC, you're so fine
you're so fine, you blow my mind
hey CC (huff huff), hey CC (huff huff)
The first of our suitors to break the rules for syllables, and very daring to do so! I definitely appreciate the sentiment as well.
Blackberry wrote:Our love can be crazy
Black as snow and white as night
Will I be your knight?
The contrasting imagery is beautiful here. Maybe opposites do attract?
SleepyKrew wrote:I was going to
Not join, but you convinced me.
I see bad counting.
I hope that your initial reluctance doesn't mean you aren't truly interested in our relationship together.
Cheery Dog wrote:A dog's love may
With the right lick, lick licking
Trouble you each day.
Wrong syllables in the first line, I am definitely an animal lover... Not in that way, of course.
Elbirn wrote:Cuddly Caucasian
So horny me so horny
Me love you long time
Hey now, I didn't know it was outdated reference today! Do I make you horny, baby? You are the weakest link. Where's the beef?
PrivateI wrote:Earning CC's love?
What an opportunity!
I just hope...I do.
Simple, but sweet!
vonflare wrote:This game looks like fun
I guess I can pretend to
Love you. No homo.
I promise I'll change your mind about that by the end of this.
TheBadOne wrote:Let me be the Oak
To your Sycamore and I'll
Show you my Onix
I'm certainly one for Pokemon references. Is your Onix a shiny? I'll trade you for a perfect-IVs Timid Meloetta.
Snakes wrote:This game is cutthroat
But you're a genius so you'll
Give a rose to me!
Wow, impressive confidence! And bringing up shows that only the two of us have watched together makes me feel like we're already starting to have something special.
YurikoJasmine wrote:You'll never realize
what lies beneath
the shadow of my eyes
Well then! Ominous! Dark! Can't count! Just my type!
Bellaphant wrote:I've been invited
So clearly I am wanted:
Reciprocation!
I thought that said 'reproduction' at first. But if you give as much love as you can, it'll certainly be the same returned back to you!
Flameaxe wrote:Fuck haikus
Poems are stupid
And so are yous
My prince charming.
Klick wrote:I'm sorry, CC,
but seventeen syllables
is not enough for
Very intriguing! You definitely know how to leave a man wanting more, and that's just what you've done here.
Aronis wrote:Forever and ever
I will never stop loving you
If you choose me
All I need is proof now, hun!
Wall-E wrote:My haikus are the worst
Every line the very worst
this line's not too bad
Oh believe me, they can't be worse than mine! And props to you for showing that last underappreciated line some needed love.
Zebulin wrote:I promise to play
the one alcoholic girl
out in the first round
I'm going to be thoroughly disappointed if we aren't ALL drunk every night.
So, who wins my
First Impression Rose
?
Klick! I just can't wait to hear what else you couldn't express in your seventeen syllables, and this rose might be what gives you the opportunity to show me more.