The Bachelor - {Episode 2 Rose Ceremony}

[CuddlyCaucasian]

I was excited to find love during gamsimbre's game of The Bachelor, but alas, it was not run to completion. I hate to see such a great idea go to waste, so I now hope to find that special someone here myself.

Format

The game revolves around a single bachelor who starts with a pool of romantic interests. During the course of the game, the players go on dates that will determine who stays another week, and who will be eliminated.

One-on-one date:

I will give you 7 statements about me - some of which are true. For each statement you correctly identify as a true statement, you will earn 1 point. If you can score at least 4 points, you win a rose. Otherwise, you will be eliminated.

Two-on-one date:

This will be divided into 2 parts. First, I will ask both of players 7 questions about yourselves (e.g. what's your favorite color). Then, I will compile everyone's answers (including my own), and ask you to identify which answer is mine. For every one of my answers you pick correctly, you will earn 1 point. Whoever has the most points wins a rose, while the other person is eliminated.

Group date:

The remaining players will play a challenge. Whoever wins the challenge will automatically receive a rose, while everyone else will receive roses in order of their placement, depending on how many people received roses from the smaller dates.

*Although riskier, going on 1-on-1 or 2-on-1 dates will help you towards the end of the game when I factor in everything ^_^

Rose Ceremony

Each week concludes with a rose ceremony. Only a limited number of roses are available. If a player won a rose from one of the dates, that player moves onto the next round. I will give the remaining roses to the players that did the best in the group date challenge. After all the roses are distributed, the player(s) without a rose are eliminated.

Last person standing wins my heart forever, or at least until we get a divorce in 2 months!

Sign-ups

To sign up, write a haiku about yourself. The one I like best will win the

First Impression Rose

! If you hold this rose and have been eliminated by any means (1-on-1 dates, 2-on-1 dates, rose ceremonies), you will be saved from elimination for one time.

The game will start when either 25 people sign up, or some time has passed and I feel like starting it. But let's get to 25 people!

Contestants

AcRv
Aronis
Axxle
Bellaphant
Blackberry
Cephrir
Cheery Dog
D3f3nd3r
Elbirn
Flameaxe
flobee
Jelly
Klick
Not_Mafia
PrivateI
Save The Dragons
SleepyKrew
Snakes
TheBadOne
TheBreeze
vonflare
Wall-E
xofelf
YurikoJasmine
Zebulin

[CuddlyCaucasian]

I am so flattered! Only 6 spots left for you lovebirds!

[CuddlyCaucasian]

Counting is so hard!
I don't need a math major,
Just passionate love.

[CuddlyCaucasian]

Episode 1

What's Love Got To Do With It?

One by one, all the beautiful suitors walk out of their limousines toward the CuddlyCaumansion. The decent-looking ones come too! CuddlyCaucasian struts out the door with attitude and a mission: decide which one of these young Juliets wrote him the best love letter.

Spoiler: First Impression Rose

Gamsimbre did try
But he decided to leave
Why does he hate us?

I don't want a man who only dwells on the past, how can I trust you to care about our future?

"Cuddly Caucasian:
Pretty fly for a white guy"
Says all the girlies.

Oh Axxle, flattery will get you everywhere! And the tie-in to my username was pretty nice.

CuddlyCaucasian
Please prepare to be bachelor'd
Like never before

I'm not exactly sure what "bachelor'd" implies, but it sounds kinky. You weren't the first to open with my username though, so how will I know you won't always just be like everyone else?

I'm not creative
But I want to play this game
This is my haiku

Well I definitely appreciate the honesty here! I really love someone who can keep it simple and be mine without always having to be over the top.

First I saw your face
And it was over for me
Now it's everywhere.

Why is already over? We haven't even begun!

CC, see the sea
what do you see in the sea?
Is it Jelly...fish?

Wow, this is very poetic. And flawless reasoning here.

Oh my Zod! Yu...mi?
I'm Happy, you Vast Dufus!
Love's Far; Luck To Ya.

If you made that any more of a stretch, I would have assumed you were Elastigirl! Although I love Elastigirl, I don't know how far we'll get together if all you can do is talk about me, instead of

us

.

I am your girlfriend
And am gonna lose this game
Don't make fun of me

Very true, very true. I will do my best to keep my joking to a minimum.

Let's try this again
Something about romance here
You still want a car?

All I need is love, and you're driving me to sleep.

Oh CC, you're so fine
you're so fine, you blow my mind
hey CC (huff huff), hey CC (huff huff)

The first of our suitors to break the rules for syllables, and very daring to do so! I definitely appreciate the sentiment as well.

Our love can be crazy
Black as snow and white as night
Will I be your knight?

The contrasting imagery is beautiful here. Maybe opposites do attract?

I was going to
Not join, but you convinced me.
I see bad counting.

I hope that your initial reluctance doesn't mean you aren't truly interested in our relationship together.

A dog's love may
With the right lick, lick licking
Trouble you each day.

Wrong syllables in the first line, I am definitely an animal lover... Not in that way, of course.

Cuddly Caucasian
So horny me so horny
Me love you long time

Hey now, I didn't know it was outdated reference today! Do I make you horny, baby? You are the weakest link. Where's the beef?

Earning CC's love?
What an opportunity!
I just hope...I do.

Simple, but sweet!

This game looks like fun
I guess I can pretend to
Love you. No homo.

I promise I'll change your mind about that by the end of this.

Let me be the Oak
To your Sycamore and I'll
Show you my Onix

I'm certainly one for Pokemon references. Is your Onix a shiny? I'll trade you for a perfect-IVs Timid Meloetta.

This game is cutthroat
But you're a genius so you'll
Give a rose to me!

Wow, impressive confidence! And bringing up shows that only the two of us have watched together makes me feel like we're already starting to have something special.

You'll never realize
what lies beneath
the shadow of my eyes

Well then! Ominous! Dark! Can't count! Just my type!

I've been invited
So clearly I am wanted:
Reciprocation!

I thought that said 'reproduction' at first. But if you give as much love as you can, it'll certainly be the same returned back to you!

Fuck haikus
Poems are stupid
And so are yous

My prince charming.

I'm sorry, CC,
but seventeen syllables
is not enough for

Very intriguing! You definitely know how to leave a man wanting more, and that's just what you've done here.

Forever and ever
I will never stop loving you
If you choose me

All I need is proof now, hun!

My haikus are the worst
Every line the very worst
this line's not too bad

Oh believe me, they can't be worse than mine! And props to you for showing that last underappreciated line some needed love.

I promise to play
the one alcoholic girl
out in the first round

I'm going to be thoroughly disappointed if we aren't ALL drunk every night.



So, who wins my

First Impression Rose

?


























































































Klick! I just can't wait to hear what else you couldn't express in your seventeen syllables, and this rose might be what gives you the opportunity to show me more.

[CuddlyCaucasian]

Episode 1 Dates

Today, I'll be taking four one-on-one dates, two two-on-one dates, and obviously a big group date! Sign up in the thread for whichever date you would like, and they are first come, first serve.

One-on-one dates:

-Axxle
-PrivateI
-AcRv
-xofelf

Two-on-one dates:

-SleepyKrew
-Flameaxe
-YurikoJasmine
-Klick

Group date:

-Aronis
-Bellaphant
-Blackberry
-Cephrir
-Cheery Dog
-D3f3nd3r
-Elbirn
-flobee
-Jelly
-Not_Mafia
-Save The Dragons
-Snakes
-TheBadOne
-TheBreeze
-vonflare
-Wall-E
-Zebulin

You have

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to decide on your date! 18 roses will be handed out at the end of the dates.

[CuddlyCaucasian]

Just remember guys, the smaller dates will help you out considerably when I'm choosing my perfect match at the end of the game, but they are much harder to survive than the group date!

[CuddlyCaucasian]

For future rounds, no one on a smaller date will be allowed to go on a smaller date for consecutive rounds. So the rest of you that missed out will get a chance next episode!

[CuddlyCaucasian]

The specifics of everyone's dates will be PMed to you shortly!

[CuddlyCaucasian]

All dates have been sent out, so check your inbox!

[CuddlyCaucasian]

For the second part of the two on one date, I'll only be sending you my answers to the questions and the other date's answers, and you have to say which one is mine. If the other date gave the same answer I did, then I'll put down my second choice for the question, and you still have to say which was my answer.

[CuddlyCaucasian]

About 24 hours left for the Group Date, and I'm still waiting on a submission from 13 of you, so make sure you aren't eliminated by default!

[CuddlyCaucasian]

This is the list of people I don't have anything from, hahaha

Aronis
Blackberry
Cephrir
Cheery Dog
Elbirn
flobee
Save The Dragons
Snakes
TheBadOne
TheBreeze
vonflare
Wall-E
Zebulin

[CuddlyCaucasian]

you'll be fine, love comes naturally <3

[CuddlyCaucasian]

Only 7 people left now, am I not worth it? :'(

PEDIT: at least you got my back von <3

[CuddlyCaucasian]

Episode 1 Rose Ceremony

I wish I had a rose for every single one of you, but today's roses, in order, go to...

Spoiler:

Flameaxe
















PrivateI

















Axxle

























Klick




















[insert avatar]
AcRv

















xofelf
















D3f3nd3r
















Elbirn
















flobee

















Bellaphant
















Snakes















TheBreeze
















Cephrir
















Not_Mafia
















ForWhomTheJellyRolls

















Aronis
















vonflare

















YurikoJasmine

Spoiler:

This means that Blackberry, Cheery Dog, Save The Dragons, TheBadOne, Wall-E, Zebulin, and SleepyKrew have been eliminated from the game. Even though YurikoJasmine lost the two-on-one date against Flameaxe by 1 point, she at least submitted unlike some people, so she was granted the one rose that was leftover.

I read everyone's songs and loved them, and you can see how members of the group date ranked in the order I handed out roses, starting at D3f3nd3r and ending at vonflare. <3

[CuddlyCaucasian]

Alright, next round of dates! Everyone on a smaller date the first episode will be in the group date today.

One-on-one dates:
-Cephrir
-Not_Mafia
-TheBreeze
-Snakes

Two-on-one date:
-vonflare
-Bellaphant

Group date:
-AcRv
-Axxle
-Flameaxe
-Klick
-PrivateI
-xofelf
-YurikoJasmine
-D3f3nd3r
-Aronis
-Elbirn
-flobee
-ForWhomTheJellyRolls

14 roses will be handed out at the end of this episode.

[CuddlyCaucasian]

I'll post the songs when I get home tonight! Everything from the smaller dates will remain secret, since they were private

[CuddlyCaucasian]

Sending out the date PMs now!

[CuddlyCaucasian]

D3f3nd3r's was the best!

Spoiler:

It's the Start of our Love as we Know It (And We Feel Fine)
by D3f3nd3r (music by R.E.M.)

https://youtu.be/Z0GFRcFm-aY

That's great, it starts with our first date,
it's great, a music night -
and you and I are not afraid.

Singing a great new song, listen to your great voice
Music serves its own needs, our love serves our own needs
Because of The Bachelor, oh no,
Greater than this TV show, our love above
A rose ABC wants you to give to ones like me and a rating viewers give for how they like date night
Going up and coming in a hurry with the critics breathing down your neck

One by one the players baffled, trumped, tethered, cropped
Look at these users, fine, then
Uh oh, mod cahoots, all of them say it's abuse, but it'll do
Save ourselves, serve ourselves, they serve their own needs
Listen to your heart bleed, you do know you feel for me and you know it's right, right
Energetic, we both love it, it is date night
Feeling pretty psyched

It's the start of our love as we know it
It's the start of our love as we know it
It's the start of our love as we know it
And we feel fine

Six o'clock TV hour, don't get caught with foreign powers
Bachelor return, listen to yourself churn
Sleeping late, crying, dreaming, complaining, 'pologizing
Wond'ring if I'll call again, not if your love isn't true

When I am with somebody else, step down, step down
They all say, fine, but uh oh, this means
“I'm great, D3f3nd3r” but I know, it is
A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of lies
Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives
And I decline

It's the start of our love as we know it
It's the start of our love as we know it
It's the start of our love as we know it
And we feel fine
I feel fine

The other night I dreamt of knives, that our love must not divide
No mountains in a line, Cud-F3nd3r time!
Cuddly Causasian and D3f3nd3r as one
Dinner dating, steak night, dessert, boom
We're symbiotic, patriotic, and there's love
Right? Right!

It's the start of our love as we know it
It's the start of our love as we know it
It's the start of our love as we know it
And we feel fine
I feel fine

[CuddlyCaucasian]

Episode 2 Rose Ceremony

With perpetual lateness, here it is.

Spoiler: The Roses, In Order

Cephrir






































Snakes




























vonflare
























































D3f3nd3r




























Klick






























[insert avatar]
AcRv







































xofelf
















































ForWhomTheJellyRolls


































































Aronis
























































YurikoJasmine





































Axxle



















































Flameaxe













































flobee

































































Elbirn

Spoiler:

This means that...

Not_Mafia, TheBreeze, Bellaphant, and PrivateI have been eliminated in the race for my love.

[CuddlyCaucasian]

Elbirn, you may give your rose to someone else if you'd like. </3