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You should never take any notice of my votes, I generally pick something different each time. (usually without apparent votes before that update)Holder of the Longest Continuous Weekly Mafiascum Post Record. 1 July 2012 - 16 Feb 2023
*It may be held by someone else if you discount the major downtime in 2012 and 2014, I'm not doing the research.-
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Drench he/himcrucial waukesha voterhe/him
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In post 316, xRECKONERx wrote:"hurr durr i punch things and shoot fireballs in comical manners! what is balance????"
SOMEBODY's never played drunk 8p smashjoin your union-
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VOTE: 48. Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots
Because I like gameplay in my games.
I actually like fighting games. Watching top level battles can be really entertaining. Granted I can't play them myself, but still.
Smash is another story though, because I actually have some amount of experience in those games. I only ever Smash against CPU's using the competitive ruleset though, so I'm not really either a casual or serious player, so... I don't know. The only thing I'll defend Brawl with here is that it's target smash is a million times better than target blast. I have never been more angry at game reveals as when target blast was revealed. It's like they're trying to make side games worse with each subsequent game.Never be sorry for your little time.
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VOTE: 65. Skies of Arcadia
mafblack stop fuckin up"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
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In post 0, Drench wrote:step 1: i show up; step 2: i run uxys; step 3: i flake
haha yes okay so there's a hundred video games here and i need your help to discard 99 in the most vindictive, childish, competitive way possible. anyone can help me at any time so let's get going. here we go:
1.Baldur's Gate II: Shadows of Amn
2.Batman: Arkham City
3.BioShock
4.BioShock Infinite
5.Braid
6.Burnout 3: Takedown
7.Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare
8.Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
9.Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
10.Cave Story
11.Chrono Cross
12.Civilization II
13.Command & Conquer
14.Company of Heroes
15.Devil May Cry
16.Diablo
17.Fallout 3
18.Final Fantasy IX
19.Flipnote Studio
20.Gears of War
21.Gears of War 2
22.God of War
23.God of War II
24.GoldenEye 007
25.Gran Turismo
26.Gran Turismo 2
27.Gran Turismo 3: A-Spec
28.Grand Theft Auto IV
29.Grand Theft Auto V
30.Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
31.Grim Fandango
32.Half-Life
33.Half-Life 2
34.Halo 2
35.Halo 3
36.Halo: Combat Evolved
37.Homeworld
38.ISS Pro Evolution
39.Jet Grind Radio
40.LittleBigPlanet
41.Madden NFL 2003
42.Mario Kart Super Circuit
43.Mass Effect 2
44.Mass Effect 3
45.Metal Gear Solid
46.Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty
47.Metal Gear Solid 3: Subsistence
48.Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots
49.Metroid Prime
50.Minecraft
51.Ninja Gaiden Black
52.Okami
53.Out of the Park Baseball 2007
54.Pac-Man Championship Edition DX
55.Paper Mario
56.Perfect Dark
57.Persona 4 Golden
58.Portal 2
59.Quake
60.Quake III Arena
61.Red Dead Redemption
62.Resident Evil 4
63.Rock Band 3
64.Sid Meier's Civilization IV
65.Skies of Arcadia
66.SoulCalibur
67.SoulCalibur II
68.SSX
69.SSX 3
70.Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
71.Starcraft II: Wings of Liberty
72.Street Fighter Alpha 3
73.Street Fighter IV
74.Super Mario 3D World
75.Super Mario 64
76.Super Mario Galaxy
77.Super Smash Bros. Brawl
78.Tekken 3
79.Test Drive Le Mans
80.The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
81.The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
82.The Last of Us
83.The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
84.The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
85.The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
86.The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
87.The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
88.The Walking Dead: A Telltale Games Series
89.The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt
90.Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell Chaos Theory
91.Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2
92.Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3
93.Uncharted 2: Among Thieves
94.Unreal Tournament 2004
95.Viewtiful Joe
96.Virtua Fighter 4
97.Wipeout XL
98.World of Goo
99.World of Warcraft
100.World Soccer Winning Eleven 6 International
i got this from metacritic and then modified it a lot
I'll now dictate my review of several of these games to my phone. The voice recognition software is so-so and so I'll likely just sound drunk.
Zelda games are basically bullshit because you'll come to a pot that is too heavy to lift, then three dungeons later you get the zebra tale of lifting pots and it's bullshit because after that you only lift three more partsand so why not just break the pots with oh I dunno a rock and also now you have this item in your inventory forever and it does nothing good But waste time scrolling past the zebra tail for the boomerang that's equally bullshit. Paragraph
Tony Hawk's Pro skater it was the first time that many people realized that marijuana makes video game violence hilarious and there's nothing funnier than watching someone famous have their faces ground down on railings or trying to smash their spines through giant falls.
The last of us is bullshit.
I'm assuming the Whichers just like Skyrim and they're both shit don't play them
Viewtiful Joe and braid or about time travel spoilers spoilers spoilers spoilers they both suck play portal
World of Warcraft is excellent
Any game with super in the title is owned by Nintendo and is probably a Mario game. If you like to play fighting games and you went from unreal tournament to thinking the best is smash Brothers then you have not played blazblue and you suck
I have not played world of goo and doing nothing about it I want to
Massive fact is a really long choose your own adventure game about waiting for a timer to go down. You can be evil or you can be a dick. Instead of game mechanics it has bad colors and shitty controls and the series is famous for civil rights oriented education re: alien lesbians
Metroid and symphony of the night is for grandpa's
Paper Mario is legitimately a good game
Metal gear solid doesn't make any sense to anybody even the guy who wrote it: ghosts and bullshit nanotechnology vampires
Red dead redemption is grand theft auto in the Oldwest and it sucks
SSX tricky is an awesome game
Minecraft is terrible like Warcraft ...and yes, I lied earlier, WoW is bullshit. You know that was bullshit
Graham fandango is about a pI who is a skeleton you solve the crime and he's pretty hard boiled
Command and conquer is about what would've happened if someone went back in time and killed Hitler and kidnapped Einstein and then a cult started in the future based around fart Crystal's on a planet in space
StarCraft is about what would've happened if someone went back in time and created Hitler and kidnapped Gandhi the A cult started in the future based around fart crystals on a planet in space
First there was Diablo and then came Devil May cry and eventually God of war and now Diablo is "God of war the mmo "
There like seven games on this list that I have not played. Skies of Arcadia is not One of them. That is all I have to say about skies of Arcadia. don't watch Anime
Cave story is the sequel to Metroid and it sucks
Beat them up games have always been terrible, a lesson that it took the gaming industry 30 years to learn. The last beat them up was made in 1974 and it was called fuck this there is no fucking way we are going to play another beat them up. Then a long time went by and everyone forgot about beat them ups, then the Batman people decided they needed some moneyand introduced a whole new generation to the horrifyingly bad genre that is beat them ups. There are one or two exceptions to the rule that beat them ups are terrible: the bouncerfor PlayStation and River city Ransom for Nintendo[url=http://s45creations.wordpress.com]I own a design studio[/url] :)-
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A: What's wrong with Metroidvanias? The same reasoning as the Zelda games?
B: Smash isn't even a fighting game, or at the very least it caters to a significantly different audience than the other ones, so saying just play Blazblue doesn't seem fair regardless of how good those games are. Also, I thought that Unreal Tournament was an FPS. Am I thinking of something else?
C: I don't really see how Batman is a Beat 'em Up. Too much story, platforming, puzzles, and open worldness.Never be sorry for your little time.
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Drench he/himcrucial waukesha voterhe/him
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In post 329, Cephrir wrote:8 player smash is drastically missing from my life, drunk or otherwise
Someone find me more friends
its so good omgjoin your union-
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Drench he/himcrucial waukesha voterhe/him
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Cephrir he/himSurvivorhe/him
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Drench he/himcrucial waukesha voterhe/him
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Vote 91a.: Pokemon RedYes my Lord, but questions are dangerous, for they have answers.
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JDGA Goon
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CuddlyCaucasian Professor of Being a Dog
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VOTE: 70. Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf
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