New York 185: Freshwater Frenzy!

[dragonspawn]

Is Kitz actually vengeful... Sigh.

Sky what's your favourite method of integration?

Worried?

[dragonspawn]

Anyone read any good books lately?

[lalaladucks]

Oh no, I aced my Calc exam. No worries at all!

[Prolapsed Brain]

This is a twilight prod dodge. That is all.

[RadiantCowbells]

!edgorP

[lalaladucks]

sdrawkcab nuf os gmo

[SilverWolf]

Dyslexic man walks into a bra

[RadiantCowbells]

Hey hey hey.

We're doing jokes, right?

Why did the chicken cross the road.

[Prolapsed Brain]

Because it was stapled to the punk rocker.

[RadiantCowbells]

No, because it was heading to the evil mafia member's house.

Hey, knock knock.

[lalaladucks]

Don't answer the door I think it's the police.

[SilverWolf]

There's two fish in a tank, and one says ''How do you drive this thing?''

[lalaladucks]

<3333 hahahahah

[SilverWolf]

That's awesome!!

[RadiantCowbells]

[Egg]

Dyslexic man walks into a bra

A man with no arms walks in to a bar. He asks the bartender to help him with his drinks by holding them for them. He does so and after three drinks the man asks where the bathroom is. The bartender points and says "you go in there alone".

[dragonspawn]

What's big and red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

[Cheetory6]

What's the worst thing about the casino that was opened on a farm that legally allows drug-usage?
High steaks.
I win the worst joke award.

[lalaladucks]

sorry Egg's was worse :s

[Skybird]

Is there a record for longest twilight? How about number of pages posted during twilight?

[Bookitty]

This is my favourite joke:

A penguin is driving through the desert. Everything is going well, until he starts hearing a horrible noise coming from under the hood of the car. There is no service station in sight, though, so he hopes for the best and just keeps driving, while the noise gets worse and worse. Finally he happens upon a small town. He's so relieved! His car limps into the local service station just before it dies, and the mechanic comes out and looks at the penguin. "Give me two hours and I'll have some idea of what's wrong with it."

The penguin looks around at this desert town and sees a supermarket just a block away. "I'm SAVED!" the penguin thinks. He spends a delightful hour in the fish stick section sampling all the delectable seafood and then the next hour is spent in the frozen confection section eating vanilla ice cream. Then the penguin looks at his watch -- "OMG I'm LATE!" so he rushes back to the mechanic.

The mechanic says, "It looks like you just blew a seal."

The penguin blushes and says, "Oh, no, no, it's only ice cream."

[Skybird]

That's pretty good Boo.

[Bookitty]

What's the worst thing about the casino that was opened on a farm that legally allows drug-usage?
High steaks.
I win the worst joke award.

Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It's rated ARRRR!

[SilverWolf]

[Bookitty]

Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine.