STEVEN UNIVERSE: Big Donut Alliance

Beer · Post Post #3 (isolation #0) » Sun Jun 28, 2015 9:02 pm

We are not.

Beer · Post Post #4 (isolation #1) » Sun Jun 28, 2015 9:02 pm

I mean, we are.

Dammit. I always get that one wrong.

Beer · Post Post #5 (isolation #2) » Sun Jun 28, 2015 9:02 pm

Whoops.

Beer · Post Post #6 (isolation #3) » Sun Jun 28, 2015 9:07 pm

I think I'd rather be part of a fusion than an alliance, just so I can perform the fusion dance. I've practiced it for many hours in front of a mirror, and would be entirely disappointed if I'm unable to show of my mad skills.

Beer · Post Post #9 (isolation #4) » Mon Jun 29, 2015 12:14 am

Is it Varsoon? I knew there was something off about him.

Beer · Post Post #10 (isolation #5) » Mon Jun 29, 2015 12:30 am

Look, I'm not going to lie. I fudged up.

Just please don't tell anyone I'm scum. Please.

I'll do literally anything.

Beer · Post Post #12 (isolation #6) » Mon Jun 29, 2015 12:55 am

Would you believe me if I said I have a very pro-scum role?

Beer · Post Post #14 (isolation #7) » Mon Jun 29, 2015 12:57 am

Well, sometimes scum lie so I wasn't sure if you'd believe me...

Beer · Post Post #15 (isolation #8) » Mon Jun 29, 2015 4:52 am

I figure it's entirely possible if I write enough words and use enough misdirection, people might think I'm town and not listen to you.

Wish me luck with this strategy, I guess. It is the best one I could come up with after my early mistakes :/

Beer · Post Post #17 (isolation #9) » Tue Jun 30, 2015 12:11 am

If you let us live through today, I will promise I will not kill you tonight.

Beer · Post Post #19 (isolation #10) » Tue Jun 30, 2015 12:53 am

Does that mean you'll let me live until tonight?

Thank you. You are oh so gracious.

Beer · Post Post #20 (isolation #11) » Tue Jun 30, 2015 12:54 am

I figure if I write enough walls, people might believe I'm town.

Maybe it will work, maybe it won't.

Please stop telling people what I'm saying here, by the way. It could hurt my chances of not getting lynched.

Beer · Post Post #21 (isolation #12) » Tue Jun 30, 2015 1:33 am

OK

I wrote a lot of words

Maybe people will think I'm town

I can only hope, I guess

Beer · Post Post #23 (isolation #13) » Tue Jun 30, 2015 3:15 am

Realistically, if I can just convince people who aren't treestumps that I'm town, then it doesn't matter how much you kick and scream.

Beer · Post Post #24 (isolation #14) » Tue Jun 30, 2015 3:15 am

Plan #2 is just to buddy up to certain people and hope that works. I don't know how good of a plan that is, though.

Mafia is a really hard game, huh?

Beer · Post Post #25 (isolation #15) » Tue Jun 30, 2015 3:17 am

Would you like to make bets on whether I get lynched today?

Beer · Post Post #26 (isolation #16) » Tue Jun 30, 2015 3:18 am

No, Veko softed something in our neighborhood so I think we should leave him alone.

Beer · Post Post #27 (isolation #17) » Tue Jun 30, 2015 3:18 am

Uh, ignore that, please. Didn't mean to post that here.

Beer · Post Post #29 (isolation #18) » Tue Jun 30, 2015 3:29 am

No, outside influences aren't allowed. We could still bet in-game stuff. Like, for example, we could bet on whether or not I'll be lynched today, and if you lose, then you have to sheep me for the rest of the game, but if you win, then I will draw pictures of you riding ponies in the dead thread for the rest of the game.

Beer · Post Post #30 (isolation #19) » Tue Jun 30, 2015 3:30 am

Actually my side of the bet would technically be outside influences, especially since I am known far and wide as one of the best pony artists in the land.

Hmm.

I will have to think on this.

Beer · Post Post #31 (isolation #20) » Tue Jun 30, 2015 3:46 am

When I read this topic in the MafiaTiger skin, it looks vaguely like Big Dong Alliance and it makes me feel good about myself.

Thank you, Varsoon. You know just what to name a PT to make a mug feel good about himself.

Beer · Post Post #32 (isolation #21) » Tue Jun 30, 2015 3:50 am

I feel a signature has never been more appropriate than mine is pertaining to this game right now.

Now I just need for Pawtucket to be the solution. WHERE ARE YOU PAWTUCKET, WHERE ARE YOU?

Beer · Post Post #34 (isolation #22) » Tue Jun 30, 2015 5:05 am

I know, right? Ridonkulous.

Beer · Post Post #35 (isolation #23) » Tue Jun 30, 2015 6:22 am

Hello Vezok,

The very first thing I'd like to do is apologize for my partner's behavior, which is something that I hate to do but didn't really expect to be doing anything else at this point in time because doing anything else would mean that somehow my partner didn't fuck up the game in some royally ridiculous way. He wasn't serious about the scum claim, he thought it was funny for some dumb reason or another.

I realize that none of my words will really matter to change your mind because the first couple of pages of the neighborhood are a scumclaim by an idiot, so won't really be wasting too much of my time here, but will still try to use this space to dump thoughts I'm not really comfortable dumping in public.

For example, we are hated. I would not like to claim this particular piece of our role instead because it will make us even less nightkillable than we already are, and I would very much like to get us nightkilled because our role sucks super hard, but really would prefer not to get derp hammered. I figure you're less likely to out it because it will only make people hesitate harder earlier, but I'd still be interested in your thoughts of whether I should out this in particular.

Catching up on the thread now.

Sincerely,
Pawtucket

Beer · Post Post #37 (isolation #24) » Tue Jun 30, 2015 7:16 am

That's what I figured.
I again urge you to reread my posts after my death.

Beer · Post Post #39 (isolation #25) » Tue Jun 30, 2015 11:01 am

DON'T BE SWAYED BY HIS SWEET-TALKING, VEKO.

Signed,
The honest head.

Beer · Post Post #40 (isolation #26) » Tue Jun 30, 2015 11:27 am

In all seriousness, what exactly do you think our scum strategy coming into this was, Veko?

Do you think I am a weak player who was, for whatever reason, allowed out of his cage?

Beer · Post Post #41 (isolation #27) » Tue Jun 30, 2015 11:29 am

(Especially knowing that we're hated and thus not in the greatest position to draw attention anyway...)