STEVEN UNIVERSE: Big Donut Alliance

[Beer]

Would you like to make bets on whether I get lynched today?

[Beer]

No, Veko softed something in our neighborhood so I think we should leave him alone.

[Beer]

Uh, ignore that, please. Didn't mean to post that here.

[vezokpiraka]

Bets aren't allowed on site.

[Beer]

No, outside influences aren't allowed. We could still bet in-game stuff. Like, for example, we could bet on whether or not I'll be lynched today, and if you lose, then you have to sheep me for the rest of the game, but if you win, then I will draw pictures of you riding ponies in the dead thread for the rest of the game.

[Beer]

Actually my side of the bet would technically be outside influences, especially since I am known far and wide as one of the best pony artists in the land.

Hmm.

I will have to think on this.

[Beer]

When I read this topic in the MafiaTiger skin, it looks vaguely like Big Dong Alliance and it makes me feel good about myself.

Thank you, Varsoon. You know just what to name a PT to make a mug feel good about himself.

[Beer]

I feel a signature has never been more appropriate than mine is pertaining to this game right now.

Now I just need for Pawtucket to be the solution. WHERE ARE YOU PAWTUCKET, WHERE ARE YOU?

[vezokpiraka]

Wow. Thia town doesn't want to lynch scum.

[Beer]

I know, right? Ridonkulous.

[Beer]

Hello Vezok,

The very first thing I'd like to do is apologize for my partner's behavior, which is something that I hate to do but didn't really expect to be doing anything else at this point in time because doing anything else would mean that somehow my partner didn't fuck up the game in some royally ridiculous way. He wasn't serious about the scum claim, he thought it was funny for some dumb reason or another.

I realize that none of my words will really matter to change your mind because the first couple of pages of the neighborhood are a scumclaim by an idiot, so won't really be wasting too much of my time here, but will still try to use this space to dump thoughts I'm not really comfortable dumping in public.

For example, we are hated. I would not like to claim this particular piece of our role instead because it will make us even less nightkillable than we already are, and I would very much like to get us nightkilled because our role sucks super hard, but really would prefer not to get derp hammered. I figure you're less likely to out it because it will only make people hesitate harder earlier, but I'd still be interested in your thoughts of whether I should out this in particular.

Catching up on the thread now.

Sincerely,
Pawtucket

[vezokpiraka]

You can tell them whatever the fuck you want. I'm still lynching you.

[Beer]

That's what I figured.
I again urge you to reread my posts after my death.

[vezokpiraka]

That's what I figured.
I again urge you to reread my posts after my death.

Well, you can post any reads you have here and I'll debate them with you, but I'll only care about them if you flip town.

[Beer]

DON'T BE SWAYED BY HIS SWEET-TALKING, VEKO.

Signed,
The honest head.

[Beer]

In all seriousness, what exactly do you think our scum strategy coming into this was, Veko?

Do you think I am a weak player who was, for whatever reason, allowed out of his cage?

[Beer]

(Especially knowing that we're hated and thus not in the greatest position to draw attention anyway...)

[vezokpiraka]

The first posts you made were pretty much random.

Only after I called you scum did you decide to go it. I have no idea what your strategy is, but I don't really care.

[vezokpiraka]

Also you haven't claimed yet here. If you were I was expecting a full-claim long ago.

[Varsoon]

With Lars evacuated and the Climax phase upon us, this thread shall be locked and never opened again...