Dance of the Title Fairy: Pale Moonlight Edition

Ether · Post Post #321 (isolation #0) » Thu Apr 23, 2015 3:08 pm

For what it's worth, the "Mina is short" joke went over my head until it was pointed out. I thought it was a joke on her being too indecisive to firmly declare that she is Mafia Scum with conviction.

Mafia Scum?

could also work there, if you wanted to take that route without referring to her height.

Ether · Post Post #1140 (isolation #1) » Wed Jun 10, 2015 9:38 am

Make those topics public?

Also, fourthed. (Although I prefer it as

-Sun Tzu

, or possibly

Sun Tzu said that!

for the TF2 fans.)

Ether · Post Post #1144 (isolation #2) » Wed Jun 10, 2015 9:44 am

ETL he was a master strategist. You don't even know.

Ether · Post Post #1153 (isolation #3) » Wed Jun 10, 2015 10:10 am

In post 1150, EspeciallyTheLies wrote:he's a ninja in disguise.

you think he's all fun and games and trolly jokester and not taking the game seriously until he hits all the scum on D1

All warfare is based on deception.

Ether · Post Post #1175 (isolation #4) » Wed Jun 10, 2015 11:29 am

I'm not a huge fan of the Singer title either, for what it's worth. You can do better for her.

Ether · Post Post #1436 (isolation #5) » Sat Jun 20, 2015 10:53 am

Smite. This is about F-16's meltdown; you can filter Solar Wind for that. The parts of it that were in that thread, at least.

And yeah, this is one of those things where it's a good title if and only if Tammy actually thinks it's funny.

Ether · Post Post #1482 (isolation #6) » Sun Jun 28, 2015 3:58 pm

I really hope Sun Tzu becomes a thing. Not just as a Metal Sonic gimmick, but as an icon for scumbags everywhere to look up to and quote all the time.

Fortunately LucianRoy has already started us down that path. (And concurrently with Team Mafia, too!)

Ether · Post Post #1501 (isolation #7) » Mon Jun 29, 2015 10:22 am

http://wiki.mafiascum.net/index.php?title=Titles

Like Khan said, it's out there. It's just maintained horribly.

EDIT: as for a list of existing titles, start here. (You can check the alt text for any Scummie to see if the owner has a title on top of the award.) As far as I can tell, there's no one hidden after the first four pages, so that should be everyone.

Ether · Post Post #1504 (isolation #8) » Sat Jul 04, 2015 4:17 pm

I like Kayak Moment.

Ether · Post Post #1506 (isolation #9) » Sat Jul 04, 2015 4:24 pm

Yeah, but Kayak Moment is hilarious, and giving both of you kayaks would be redundant.

Ether · Post Post #1532 (isolation #10) » Mon Jul 06, 2015 6:55 pm

Well, no. It's poking fun at N for repeatedly making Kayak a thing for someone else. This is specifically

not

giving Cheery Dog a title for that, it's giving something to N for continuing to push it.

We just need N to keep winning Kodak Moment for a few more years, until he's lodged in the site's consciousness as the guy who keeps winning it. (But with that said, I don't think it's that bad if a scummie gets immortalized. He won it in the first place because he did something the site recognized.)

Ether · Post Post #1541 (isolation #11) » Tue Jul 07, 2015 3:43 am

Honestly I like Professor Paragon. It has a fun tapdancing lion-tamer astronaut princess vibe to it, or something.

Sorry, DRK, I know you just said I was eloquent.