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Post Post #25 (ISO) » Fri Oct 09, 2015 12:08 pm

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That might not do it.
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Post Post #26 (ISO) » Fri Oct 09, 2015 12:10 pm

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tgem breAk into my house and create an alt from my IP. ban evasion.
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Post Post #27 (ISO) » Sun Oct 11, 2015 3:58 am

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How can I fit this sofa inside my nostril? Advice needed.
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Post Post #28 (ISO) » Sun Oct 11, 2015 4:02 am

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This thread is amazing. How do I make threads of this quality?
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Post Post #29 (ISO) » Sun Oct 11, 2015 4:02 am

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Slice it into lots of tiny pieces. Put them in over a period of a year. (@frogger)
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Post Post #30 (ISO) » Sun Oct 11, 2015 4:02 am

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In post 28, Oman wrote:This thread is amazing. How do I make threads of this quality?



Become me
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Post Post #31 (ISO) » Sun Oct 11, 2015 4:14 am

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Post Post #32 (ISO) » Sun Oct 11, 2015 4:37 am

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Obtain a glass cutter
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Post Post #33 (ISO) » Sun Oct 11, 2015 5:51 am

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How can I become a Flemish dictator?
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Post Post #34 (ISO) » Sun Oct 11, 2015 5:53 am

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How do I do that one thing in the place with the stuff?
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Post Post #35 (ISO) » Sun Oct 11, 2015 5:59 am

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In post 33, Kublai Khan wrote:How can I become a Flemish dictator?



Name your property "Flemish" and declare it a sovergn nation
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Post Post #36 (ISO) » Sun Oct 11, 2015 5:59 am

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In post 34, Glork wrote:How do I do that one thing in the place with the stuff?



I think you already know.
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Post Post #37 (ISO) » Sun Oct 11, 2015 6:43 am

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When someone asks you an incomplete question?
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Post Post #38 (ISO) » Sun Oct 11, 2015 6:45 am

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How do I get you to use proper punctuation?
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Post Post #39 (ISO) » Sun Oct 11, 2015 1:35 pm

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In post 37, Davsto wrote:When someone asks you an incomplete question?


You give them an incomplete respon
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Post Post #40 (ISO) » Sun Oct 11, 2015 1:35 pm

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In post 38, Kublai Khan wrote:How do I get you to use proper punctuation?



Sentences are funnier without periods at the end


So you can't.

I'm still counting this as a solved problem tho
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Post Post #41 (ISO) » Sun Oct 11, 2015 6:54 pm

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What should I do to ensure I ban a lot of miserable people?
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Post Post #42 (ISO) » Sun Oct 11, 2015 7:47 pm

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What should I eat for a snack?
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Post Post #43 (ISO) » Sun Oct 11, 2015 8:08 pm

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I'm too tired to do anything, but not tired enough to sleep. What do I do? I'm also hungry and don't have any food that doesn't need to be cooked but I'm too tired to cook.
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Post Post #44 (ISO) » Mon Oct 12, 2015 1:07 am

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In post 41, GuyInFreezer wrote:What should I do to ensure I ban a lot of miserable people?



Hack their account, post offensive material, report.
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Post Post #45 (ISO) » Mon Oct 12, 2015 1:07 am

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In post 42, Espeonage wrote:What should I eat for a snack?



Peanut butter Nutella sandwich
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Post Post #46 (ISO) » Mon Oct 12, 2015 1:08 am

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In post 43, Kmd4390 wrote:I'm too tired to do anything, but not tired enough to sleep. What do I do? I'm also hungry and don't have any food that doesn't need to be cooked but I'm too tired to cook.



Play video games until you are hungry enough to cook, then cook and eat, then go to bed.
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Post Post #47 (ISO) » Mon Oct 12, 2015 1:30 am

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In post 45, vonflare wrote:
In post 42, Espeonage wrote:What should I eat for a snack?



Peanut butter Nutella banana sandwich


FTFY
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Post Post #48 (ISO) » Mon Oct 12, 2015 2:06 am

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In post 47, esuriospiritus wrote:
In post 45, vonflare wrote:
In post 42, Espeonage wrote:What should I eat for a snack?



Peanut butter Nutella banana sandwich


FTFY



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Post Post #49 (ISO) » Mon Oct 12, 2015 2:23 am

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