INVE$TMENT$!

[Aronis]

CHANGE$:

RED

75 (-2)

ORANGE

34 (-1)

GREEN

38 (-4)

YELLOW

49 (-3)

BLUE

44 (-4)

PURPLE

56 (+3)

WHITE

41 (0)

BLACK

220 (+57)

S

E

A

H

A

W

K

S

76 (0)

TEAL

78 (+2)

PINK

12 (+1)

[Aronis]

NEW$

Insurance is now being offered for

ORANGE

!
And for (expired on 2015-10-17 15:27:23) you can buy 1 day of insurance and get the 2nd free!

Following their recent surge,

BLACK

is splitting their stocks to make them more affordable and hopefully draw in some investors.

[lilith2013]

buy 1 blue

[Metal Sonic]

Fuck I really need to buy some fuckij g black

[Metal Sonic]

Sell 1 yellow

Insure my orange stocks

[Rob14]

Semi-official announcement from the

Orange

Board of Directors:

Earlier today, the Orange Board of Directors voted to approve a change in corporate strategy to deliver unprecedented value to our shareholders. By accepting additional risk on a short-term basis, we hope to get the orange stock back on track to where we think it belongs. You can expect the orange stock to increase by a larger percentage than normal in the next update. Of course, this comes with additional risk. As a result, we heavily recommend that our shareholders insure all orange stocks that they own prior to the next price change.

Following a 1-day trial period on our new corporate strategy, our stock will automatically convert to an extremely low-risk and low-return investment while we evaluate the results and determine the proper path forward for the company.

Thank you for your continued investment and faith in

Orange

, the premier provider of premium packages of personal property.

- Rob on behalf of the Orange Board of Directors

P.S. I'm taking this too seriously.

[Tatsuya Kaname]

Buy insurance for all 7 orange stocks.

(-$7 = $13)

[Save The Dragons]

I would like to sell 1 orange and use the money to insure all my orange stocks.

[lilith2013]

Insure all my orange stocks.

Edit: sell an orange first cause I don't think I have money to insure.

[Mist7676]

Sell 5 White, Purchase 5 Orange, Insure all Orange stocks.

[Aronis]

OP updated.

$tock change$ coming $oon!

[Aronis]

CHANGE$:

RED

78 (+3)

ORANGE

42 (+8)

GREEN

41 (+3)

YELLOW

51 (+2)

BLUE

38 (-6)

PURPLE

55 (-1)

WHITE

41 (0)

BLACK

103 (-7)

S

E

A

H

A

W

K

S

76 (0)

TEAL

73 (-5)

PINK

13 (+1)

[Rob14]

Please note that

Orange

has now converted, to the time being, to a low-risk asset similar to White. The Board is currently debating what to do going forward. You do not currently need to insure orange stocks, and indeed we recommend that you do not, as there is minimal risk of the stock decreasing even by small amounts and no risk of large amounts outside of a special event. We will keep our stockholders apprised of developments going forward.

[Cheery Dog]

OP still says I have my purple stock insured, so I'll sell it at the insured price.

Buy a White.

[Metal Sonic]

fuck, I need to do better accounting, I forgot how much I bought my yellow and blue for

And now blue is going bust

[Rob14]

@Aronis - By my count, there should be only 7 orange available still in your OP, based on the table of who has what.

Not speaking on behalf of the Board, but as a Board member of orange, I'd like to encourage folks to pick up the 7 orange while they're still available. Big things are coming for our company soon, and you'll want to be on board.

[lilith2013]

buy another 2 days of insurance on my purple stocks

[Aronis]

I forgot about this.

I'll update everything tomorrow.

[Aronis]

OP updated.

$tock change$: coming $oon!

[Aronis]

CHANGE$:

RED

79 (+1)

ORANGE

43 (+1)

GREEN

47 (+6)

YELLOW

45 (-6)

BLUE

41 (+3)

PURPLE

50 (-5)

WHITE

41 (0)

BLACK

146 (+43)

S

E

A

H

A

W

K

S

72 (-4)

TEAL

75 (+2)

PINK

14 (+1)

$pecial event coming soon!

[Aronis]

$PECIAL EVENT: AUCTION

To bid on things, PM me. The highest bid will win each lot.

Spoiler: Lot 1: SEAHAWKS

Contains 3 shares of Seahawks stock.

Spoiler: Lot 2: TEAL

Contains 3 shares of Teal stock.

Spoiler: Lot 3: MYSTERY

Contains 3 stocks. Guaranteed to be worth at least $100.

Spoiler: Lot 4: PINK

Contains 5 shares of Pink stock.

Spoiler: Lot 5: MYSTERY

Unknown contents.

Spoiler: Lot 6: MYSTERY

Unknown contents.

[Aronis]

Note: I'll allow you to bid and then sell to get the cash after you win the bid. And if it isn't obvious, if you lose the bid you'll get your money back.

[Metal Sonic]

Can I bid stocks

[Rob14]

The Orange Board of Directors has voted to pay out a $3 dividend on all current stocks. If you own an Orange stock as of this post (or the next update, not sure how Aronis would process that), you'll get $3, while the stock price of Orange will go down $3. This will help us bring the stock price to an even $40, where we expect it to stay for a day or two as we decide on the future of the stock, which may involve a split.

[BipolarChemist]

Sounds sketchy i feel like i wanna pull out of this whole orange business