Scummer D&D

[Who]

Buying a headband of INT +2, new total funds are 35,473 gp

Edit: Actually +4, 23,473.

[Brian Skies]

Buying an Amulet of Health +2.

Funds are now at 31,473 gp.

[FakeGod]

adventure time fools

[Who]

Spent during campaign:
9450

[Brian Skies]

31473

Cloak of Resistance +2 4000
Undeadbane Greataxe +1 8350
Potion of Lesser Restoration x 2 600
3 CMW 900
Scroll 800
Undeadbane Sword +1 8320

8503 gp left

[Hanasawa]

Owari.

Thanks for the campaign.

Just realised...we never actually found Lala.

[FakeGod]

Summary

PCs return to get paid by Tony. After paying them, Tony asks for the PC's help in clearing out the vampire from the mines. He already sent a task squad comprised of Headmaster Fink, Head of Security Na Choma, and bunch of capable miners to flush out the vampire, but Tony would rather hedge his bets. PCs agree, rest up and buy undead hunting gear with their loot, and make their way towards the mines.

They don't see anyone outside, so they march in bravely. They quickly find out that the task force has been unsuccessful, and now they must fight against now undead-miners, and mind controlled miners. They cut through and eventually meet mind controlled Fink and undead Choma. The vampire forces Fink to cast a giant channeled pyroburst that envelopes everything, including himself and the monsters, and PCs barely stabilize Fink. The rest of the expedition seems to have been killed. Fink is out of spells, so PCs let him go and begin to buff themselves for the upcoming fight with Vintell, the Wicked.

PCs arrive and find her just sitting on her sarcophagi, casually chatting with the PCs. Combat ensues. Mo'ak runs up and swings at the vampire, but she turns out to be merely an illusion. Two of the mind controlled miners stand up from two other sarcophagi, and fireball the party. The vampire debuffs Isa and Mo'ak, and steps backwards from Mo'ak's might swings... into Evard's Black Tentacles cast by Who. Marangal and Isa takes care of the mind controlled miners, but the vampire blinks out of the tentacles and drops Mo'ak in 1 turn. Who casts celerity and burrows time from the future to save Mo'ak, forcing the vampire to turn gaseous and go after Who. Meanwhile, Isa and Marangal begin to stalk the gaseous Vampire, while Teela made a beeline for her brother Mo'ak to heal him back up. Vampire materializes to catch Who, but Mo'ak, who is back up, wades through the tentacles to beat down the vampire, and Marangal's blade finished her off.

Vampire's form became translucent, and she faded back into her coffin. She admitted that it was a good fight, but promised to be back, even if it took her thousand years. PCs sharpened the wooden grip of Mo'ak's greataxe, and drove it straight through her heart, dusting her.

Campaign end.

[T-Bone]

Okay, what's next?

[FakeGod]

I would like to restart at lv 1, so start thinking about what kind of character you want to play!

Next campaign is going to start out as fairly standard dungeon crawl, and switch over to murder mystery plot revolving around a noble family.

I need a PC volunteer who want to roleplay as member of the said noble family.

We will not be playing next week, since it will take awhile for me to write the campaign.

[Cheetory6]

bookmarkd.

[quadz08]

I am super glad I bought that undeadbane greataxe

fucking busted amounts of damage dealt

[FakeGod]

yes

quadz actually did more damage to the vampire than rest of the party combined times two

strength-based problem solving

[quadz08]

it was a bad thing

i made the bad thing go away

[quadz08]

tbf, I was also helped by RIDONKULOUS BUFFS from team. Enlarge was hilariously great, extra AC always lovely.

I also just realized I never used my extra attack from haste. lolwoops

[FakeGod]

wow

casually sandbagging the final encounter of the final campaign

still deals over 70% damage to the boss by himself

what a beast

[T-Bone]

Level 1!?!!?....he's gonna make me do it....he's gonna make me do it...

[FakeGod]

[quadz08]

wow

casually sandbagging the final encounter of the final campaign

still deals over 70% damage to the boss by himself

what a beast

fighter with a barbarian dip as a half-orc

this was a good suggestion, thank you based FG

[Who]

tbf, I was also helped by RIDONKULOUS BUFFS from team. Enlarge was hilariously great, extra AC always lovely.

I also just realized I never used my extra attack from haste. lolwoops

And you were hesitant about being enlarged due to the -AC.

[FakeGod]

[Who]

Enlarge Person^TM comes with a satisfaction guarantee: If you're not happy with it, you're dismissable. But that won't be necessary, just hear from satisfied customers:

Enlarge was hilariously great

Enlarge Person^TM has makes it so that when I hit things, I hit them

hard.

*

Quotes are based on specific cases. Actual results may differ. Note that Enlarge Person^TM does not enlarge all parts of the body, specifically it does not enlarge the parts enlarged by Eagle's Splendor^TM. Side effects may include nausea, dizziness, the feeling that everything else is a puny bug which can be squished, and a feeling of ineptitude due to not being large enough. Do not take Enlarge Person if you are drunk, pregnant, or under the effects of Reduce Person. Enlarge Person may harm you if cast on you while you are in a strange room. The caster is not liable for any damage you incur while under the effect of enlarge person, regardless of whether or not that was due to the AC penalty. Do not attempt to drive or operate machinery while under the effect of Enlarge Person, as the dexterity penalty can impair ability. If you notice Enlarge Person last longer than 12 hours when it has not been made permanent or extended, see a cleric immediately.

Enlarge Person, for a bigger you.

[Who]

Well, obviously. 2 gold pieces is a lot of money.

[T-Bone]

Also there looks like there is a TON of camping space within those walls so...

[Who]

Also there looks like there is a TON of camping space within those walls so...

I had assumed that the diagram was inaccurate.

[quadz08]

ok that fine print was pretty frigging spectacular