Micro 543: Kingmaker - Endgame

The_Jester · Post Post #15 (isolation #0) » Wed Oct 21, 2015 8:12 pm

/confirm

The_Jester · Post Post #18 (isolation #1) » Thu Oct 22, 2015 12:03 am

Sup Fire

The_Jester · Post Post #20 (isolation #2) » Thu Oct 22, 2015 12:08 am

(Let's not speak of this game ever again)
Yeah I kinda got busy. Decided to finally get out of the Rome. Should be fun!

The_Jester · Post Post #23 (isolation #3) » Thu Oct 22, 2015 1:04 am

Dav, assign numbers to the players and have fun: https://www.random.org/

The_Jester · Post Post #24 (isolation #4) » Thu Oct 22, 2015 1:06 am

Nvm I misread, derp.
Hi Vedith! I've seen your name somewhere I think.

The_Jester · Post Post #26 (isolation #5) » Thu Oct 22, 2015 1:08 am

Oh right! I'm loosely following one of Vedith's games. But I don't think I should say more.

The_Jester · Post Post #28 (isolation #6) » Thu Oct 22, 2015 1:12 am

Note to self: if Fire doesn't tunnel Vedith until he's lynched, Fire's 100% scum cause LAL

The_Jester · Post Post #29 (isolation #7) » Thu Oct 22, 2015 1:21 am

Or I should say: "executed". Are we allowed to shout "finish him" when da Kingpin makes his decision?

The_Jester · Post Post #31 (isolation #8) » Thu Oct 22, 2015 1:28 am

I only have rotten apples and pears in my garden. Does it still count?

The_Jester · Post Post #33 (isolation #9) » Thu Oct 22, 2015 1:33 am

Take your time!

The_Jester · Post Post #35 (isolation #10) » Thu Oct 22, 2015 1:39 am

Yay! VOTE: Vedith

The_Jester · Post Post #38 (isolation #11) » Thu Oct 22, 2015 1:41 am

Racist

The_Jester · Post Post #41 (isolation #12) » Thu Oct 22, 2015 1:44 am

I'm 88% sure at least 50% scum is between Vedith and Fire.

The_Jester · Post Post #44 (isolation #13) » Thu Oct 22, 2015 1:47 am

I'm also 71% sure that 64% statistics posted on the Net are fake.

The_Jester · Post Post #46 (isolation #14) » Thu Oct 22, 2015 1:49 am

See, this guy gets it. Vedith's screwed, we've figured it all out.

The_Jester · Post Post #50 (isolation #15) » Thu Oct 22, 2015 1:54 am

Hard claim then.

The_Jester · Post Post #52 (isolation #16) » Thu Oct 22, 2015 1:57 am

Ok. Now what?

The_Jester · Post Post #54 (isolation #17) » Thu Oct 22, 2015 2:01 am

I'm 65% sure it's gonna be me.

The_Jester · Post Post #56 (isolation #18) » Thu Oct 22, 2015 2:02 am

Violence! Never enough of it in our daily lives.

The_Jester · Post Post #58 (isolation #19) » Thu Oct 22, 2015 2:36 am

Well it's mildly bad news for us, I hope it's not bad news for you.

The_Jester · Post Post #60 (isolation #20) » Thu Oct 22, 2015 2:58 am

Dav Delivered, I can get executed in peace.

The_Jester · Post Post #62 (isolation #21) » Thu Oct 22, 2015 3:08 am

I disagree.

The_Jester · Post Post #65 (isolation #22) » Thu Oct 22, 2015 3:38 am

The_Jester · Post Post #71 (isolation #23) » Thu Oct 22, 2015 6:02 am

Fear not, for I have arrived to redeem myself in a noble quest to seek the Holy Grail and become the King of the Britains!

The_Jester · Post Post #75 (isolation #24) » Thu Oct 22, 2015 6:16 am

On second thought, let's not go Camelot.
'Tis a silly place.

The_Jester · Post Post #76 (isolation #25) » Thu Oct 22, 2015 6:17 am

Go to* ffs I always have to ruin quotes gg

The_Jester · Post Post #77 (isolation #26) » Thu Oct 22, 2015 6:28 am

+1 for all y'all Monty Python lovers out there

The_Jester · Post Post #80 (isolation #27) » Thu Oct 22, 2015 6:35 am

Solid reasoning, I r8 8/8 m8

The_Jester · Post Post #84 (isolation #28) » Thu Oct 22, 2015 7:14 am

I'm the towniest of them townies.

The_Jester · Post Post #87 (isolation #29) » Thu Oct 22, 2015 7:20 am

Being serious is for boring old people.

The_Jester · Post Post #89 (isolation #30) » Thu Oct 22, 2015 7:27 am

I've always preferred Ryan

The_Jester · Post Post #94 (isolation #31) » Thu Oct 22, 2015 7:37 am

In post 91, Donempire wrote:Wow thanks for making me waste my limited internet with those non spoilered gifs

Thank you

Limited internet is for boring old people.

In post 92, Davsto wrote:I generally support RVS, for the record. I just felt that, since votes hold no weight in Kingmaker, I'd use the opportunity to make a stupid joke culminating in a self-vote.

He's unnecessarily explaining himself, I'm 92% sure he's scum.

VOTE: Dav

Witness me!

The_Jester · Post Post #98 (isolation #32) » Thu Oct 22, 2015 8:28 am

42 out of 93 times I'm 56% not serious.

The_Jester · Post Post #100 (isolation #33) » Thu Oct 22, 2015 8:32 am

I have yet to reach his level of elusiveness. I'm ambitious though.

The_Jester · Post Post #103 (isolation #34) » Thu Oct 22, 2015 8:52 am

I'm 77% sure Mod's scum.

The_Jester · Post Post #105 (isolation #35) » Thu Oct 22, 2015 9:06 am

Bad, bad Zoot.

The_Jester · Post Post #107 (isolation #36) » Thu Oct 22, 2015 9:13 am

Ikr, we be da bomb

The_Jester · Post Post #115 (isolation #37) » Thu Oct 22, 2015 9:37 am

No to racism against Jesters. We demand equality! (and social benefits).

The_Jester · Post Post #116 (isolation #38) » Thu Oct 22, 2015 9:37 am

Wanderer's post was bad but I forgive her.

The_Jester · Post Post #118 (isolation #39) » Thu Oct 22, 2015 9:42 am

That's dope af.

The_Jester · Post Post #119 (isolation #40) » Thu Oct 22, 2015 9:45 am

VOTE: Lucky there's 4:1 odds that the 3rd person on the 1st wagon in the 543 game is more or less 53% scum.

The_Jester · Post Post #127 (isolation #41) » Thu Oct 22, 2015 9:52 am

I love my King. Please don't execute me. I've been a good boy.

The_Jester · Post Post #134 (isolation #42) » Thu Oct 22, 2015 10:46 am

I think the Kingmaker should only claim when the King states the intent to execute him.

The_Jester · Post Post #136 (isolation #43) » Thu Oct 22, 2015 10:52 am

You mean assassins. There's no mafia in our reality. OR IS THERE

The_Jester · Post Post #138 (isolation #44) » Thu Oct 22, 2015 10:56 am

Yup I know. It ruins the flavor a bit but screw it (forgive us Mod)

The_Jester · Post Post #140 (isolation #45) » Thu Oct 22, 2015 11:01 am

I'm on Limited Access until Monday so only mobile posting for me. Gonna try to drop in whenever possible. Good night everyone.

The_Jester · Post Post #153 (isolation #46) » Thu Oct 22, 2015 8:31 pm

I see your tricks, Fire! You wanna make us believe you're conf town based on this logic. Luckily, I'm on my watch. VOTE: Fire. Tremble before me!

The_Jester · Post Post #154 (isolation #47) » Thu Oct 22, 2015 8:33 pm

@lane do all of zzzx's letters get 25% of your vote, or is one of them more scummy than the others?

The_Jester · Post Post #155 (isolation #48) » Thu Oct 22, 2015 8:33 pm

@lane do all of zzzx's letters get 25% of your vote, or is one of them more scummy than the others?

The_Jester · Post Post #156 (isolation #49) » Thu Oct 22, 2015 8:34 pm

Sorry for the doublepost
(which is why I'm writing the third now)

The_Jester · Post Post #157 (isolation #50) » Thu Oct 22, 2015 8:34 pm

Actually, the forth

The_Jester · Post Post #160 (isolation #51) » Thu Oct 22, 2015 8:38 pm

Spanish Inquisition

The_Jester · Post Post #163 (isolation #52) » Thu Oct 22, 2015 9:18 pm

Ready your horses and prepare your lances! Helmets closed.

The_Jester · Post Post #170 (isolation #53) » Thu Oct 22, 2015 11:10 pm

Stop this spam and fight already. The people demand blood!

The_Jester · Post Post #175 (isolation #54) » Fri Oct 23, 2015 3:18 am

In post 173, lane0168 wrote:33% chance yeah, along with jester and fire

Boo
I demand trial by combat

The_Jester · Post Post #177 (isolation #55) » Fri Oct 23, 2015 4:26 am

Finally I'm leading a chart. Are there any prizes involved? (apart from the execution which I'm more than happy to pass on)

The_Jester · Post Post #181 (isolation #56) » Fri Oct 23, 2015 7:03 am

Dav, our dear Mod is also a Python fun and I think he deserves some entertainment. Don't be so egocentric </3

The_Jester · Post Post #199 (isolation #57) » Fri Oct 23, 2015 11:58 am

Reading Fire should be put above Chinese in the difficulty matter.
Fortunately I have powerful tools to combat this issue
VOTE: Fire

The_Jester · Post Post #207 (isolation #58) » Fri Oct 23, 2015 1:13 pm

Kill Fire with fire

The_Jester · Post Post #230 (isolation #59) » Sat Oct 24, 2015 1:15 am

In post 216, Davsto wrote:I think I have an idea on who I'd like to execute.

Jester, what are your thought on ZZZX?

I'm thoroughly confused by this whole exchange between him and Dong but to me it looks TvT

The_Jester · Post Post #232 (isolation #60) » Sat Oct 24, 2015 1:26 am

Only townies can argue that vigorously about such a trivial matter.

The_Jester · Post Post #287 (isolation #61) » Sat Oct 24, 2015 10:39 pm

Does anybody know if the King can technically execute himself ?

The_Jester · Post Post #288 (isolation #62) » Sat Oct 24, 2015 10:39 pm

Or herself, I'm all for equality

The_Jester · Post Post #291 (isolation #63) » Sat Oct 24, 2015 10:43 pm

But what if the town decides it's for the best? King's aligned with the town, no?

The_Jester · Post Post #293 (isolation #64) » Sat Oct 24, 2015 10:45 pm

Oh ok.

The_Jester · Post Post #295 (isolation #65) » Sat Oct 24, 2015 10:46 pm

Fire, do you think you'd be a good King?

The_Jester · Post Post #310 (isolation #66) » Sun Oct 25, 2015 12:05 am

Let's just agree to policy Lynch Fire mkay

The_Jester · Post Post #313 (isolation #67) » Sun Oct 25, 2015 12:10 am

Reaction test baby chill

The_Jester · Post Post #315 (isolation #68) » Sun Oct 25, 2015 12:31 am

The_Jester · Post Post #321 (isolation #69) » Sun Oct 25, 2015 4:43 am

Is that a good thing or a bad thing? Would you be inclined to kill a person who you consider as "trolly" if there are no clear targets?

The_Jester · Post Post #323 (isolation #70) » Sun Oct 25, 2015 4:48 am

What made you townread Fire between your posts 299 and 307?

The_Jester · Post Post #330 (isolation #71) » Sun Oct 25, 2015 4:56 am

Oh ok.

The_Jester · Post Post #331 (isolation #72) » Sun Oct 25, 2015 4:57 am

Are there any conf town players atm, Dav?

The_Jester · Post Post #333 (isolation #73) » Sun Oct 25, 2015 5:00 am

The_Jester · Post Post #335 (isolation #74) » Sun Oct 25, 2015 5:02 am

There couldn't, that's why I'm asking.

The_Jester · Post Post #336 (isolation #75) » Sun Oct 25, 2015 5:03 am

I wonder what Lucky's got in store for us.

The_Jester · Post Post #344 (isolation #76) » Sun Oct 25, 2015 5:57 am

Analogically, what alignment would give Davsto my town flip?

The_Jester · Post Post #346 (isolation #77) » Sun Oct 25, 2015 8:40 am

BIG SORRY ME NO SPEAK AMERICANO

And yes.

The_Jester · Post Post #350 (isolation #78) » Sun Oct 25, 2015 9:06 pm

You can fool yourself
I promise it will help
Now every single day
I wanna hear you say

I'm so Lucky Lucky
I'm so lonely lonely

The_Jester · Post Post #384 (isolation #79) » Mon Oct 26, 2015 5:58 am

Hahahaha you have no fucking idea what you just did

The_Jester · Post Post #385 (isolation #80) » Mon Oct 26, 2015 6:00 am

Shame, I really started having fun with this game.
Fun fact: I've been killed 3 out of total times I've played town on my very first day of the game. I'm kinda getting tired of this.

The_Jester · Post Post #386 (isolation #81) » Mon Oct 26, 2015 6:01 am

3 out of 4*

The_Jester · Post Post #387 (isolation #82) » Mon Oct 26, 2015 6:02 am

Anyway have fun, I'm not providing any final reads.
LET'S PLAY A GAME

The_Jester · Post Post #388 (isolation #83) » Mon Oct 26, 2015 6:07 am

And btw Dav it didn't really look like "spour of the moment" with this story you've prepared. I'd say it was a very scummy move but I may be biased (guess why). I really hope you're town, for the sake of my own sanity.

The_Jester · Post Post #695 (isolation #84) » Tue Nov 03, 2015 8:07 pm

Dav, I'm gonna haunt you until the end of your days.