Deal or No Deal (lilith2013's game, sign up any time!)

[JDGA]

NO DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!

Five to open, including ForWhomTheJellyRolls and BulletNLynchproof! Wait, what's this?

MEGAGUESS
ForWhomTheJellyRolls
$10,000

Oh hey, it's a megaguess! Jelly, this is the deal: If you can successfully guess the contents of your case, you'll win not the usual $500, but a whopping ten grand! BNL, you'll still be playing for $500.

24 hours to submit guesses, and CuddlyCaucasian will take Case 10.

[ForWhomTheJellyRolls]

My Megaguess is that I have the $5,000.

[BNL]

Is whether your guess is a megaguess or not completely random?

But I'll guess $200,000

[JDGA]

Is whether your guess is a megaguess or not completely random?

Only the first

player-owned

case selected by the contestant in a round is eligible for a megaguess, but other than that it's completely random. I might adjust that in future, but in the actual show the contestant knew there was a megaguess before they picked who got it and I'm not really sure how to emulate that here yet, so oh well. If people would rather it be a flat chance on every case instead, I could change it to that.

But first off, it's time to open some more cases! We've got a megaguess here, so let's move straight to Case 8.

My Megaguess is that I have the $5,000.

Five grand for ten grand, let's hope you've got it...

Spoiler: Case 8

$250

*audience awws*

Oh, unlucky. Still, $250 isn't bad for us!

Right then, next is BulletNLynchproof on Case 3!

I'll guess $200,000

Oof, going for the big one? Good luck, but for Bowser's sake we're rooting against you!

Spoiler: Case 3

$5,000

Phew, not too bad.

Three more to open, on to Case 22!

I think I'm holding $15,000.

Priya going red, let's pop the locks on that briefcase.

Spoiler: Case 22

$10

*applause*

Nice, another blue down!

Two more to come, can Case 23 help us pick off some more blues?

Hey! I think I'm gonna guess... five dollars!

Five for five hundred, let's see the money!

Spoiler: Case 23

$15,000

Not quite the kind of money we meant, but I guess it still works!

One more left. Case 16, wrap up the round!

Best of luck, I think I've got ten grand.

We can live with ten grand, open it up?

Spoiler: Case 16

$1

*applause*

Woo, awesome pick!

Alright, that's another five cases down which means ol' Walter has another offer for us. Bowser, your case currently has a one-in-five shot of holding something green... hopefully that scares him a little, we could do with something nice.

*incoming offer sirens*

Here we go...

DEAL OR	4 to OPEN	NO DEAL
50c	$10,999	$1,000
	$9,200	$2,000
$2
$5		$4,000
		$10,000
$50
		$20,000
$200
		$75,000
$500		$100,000
$750		$200,000

Hey, that's just impolite! Well, whatever. Is a dollar short of eleven-kay good enough for you, Bowser? Or would you rather push for that one-in-five shot? If you push on it's four more to open, so Deal or No Deal?

(Gervasius)			(Ellinor)			BulletNLynchproof			Natirasha	4		Aronis
(Méline)			ForWhomTheJellyRolls			StrangerCoug	9		CuddlyCaucasian	10		Tatsuya Kaname	11
(Karsten)			D3f3nd3r	13		Celandia	14		CareyHammer	15		(Eseoghene)
(Gaylord)			(Mostafa)	18		lilith2013	19		(Tyler)	20		Mitillos	21
(Priya)			(Ari)			(Nevio)	24		Save the Dragons	25		animorpherv1	26

[Bowser]

-gives the banker an angry scowl-

NO DEAL, YOU FILTHY [GOOMBA]

18
24
20

11

[JDGA]

Guess that means anyone else who /ins won't be getting a case until next game. Oh well, being done with the bots early is fine by me~
Tatsuya Kaname has 24 hours to submit his guess.

[puzzledan]

/in

[Tatsuya Kaname]

I think it's $4,000 in my bag, please.

[JDGA]

Won't be able to fit you into this game puzzledan, but you'll get a case in the next and of course you're in the queue!

Now then, four cases to open, and the first is 18.

Hi, I've got $5.

Five dollars would be very nice, open the case!

Spoiler: Case 18

$2

*audience applauds*

Even better!

Three to open, let's keep the momentum rolling with 24.

Good luck, I think I've got $750.

Alright, pop the locks and we'll find out!

Spoiler: Case 24

$200

Two cases down and two blues down! If this keeps up we'll see a very nice offer...

Two more to open, and Case 20 is next.

Hello Bowser, I'm guessing I have twenty grand.

Twenty grand? I guess there's worse, but... let's just see.

Spoiler: Case 20

50c

*applause*

Nice, nice! Keeping you out of the 50c club is always a plus.

One more and we can call this round a major success! Tatsuya Kaname, you're up!

I think it's $4,000 in my bag, please.

$4,000 would be quite acceptable, show us the money!

Spoiler: Case 11

$200,000

*audience awws*

Not quite what I meant when I said "show us the money"...

*supportive applause*

Still, there's two greens up there and plenty of reds too!

Well, this round had its twists and turns. Time for the next offer, and I'm really not sure what to expect from Walter...

*incoming offer siren*

Let's see the offer!

DEAL OR	3 to OPEN	NO DEAL
	$11,000	$1,000
	$10,999	$2,000
	$9,200
$5		$4,000
		$10,000
$50
		$20,000
		$75,000
$500		$100,000
$750

...
Really.
WELL THEN.
Bowser, is a single extra dollar going to satisfy you? We've lost the big one, but we've also cleared out plenty of blues... it's three to open if you continue, so Deal or No Deal?

(Gervasius)			(Ellinor)			BulletNLynchproof			Natirasha	4		Aronis
(Méline)			ForWhomTheJellyRolls			StrangerCoug	9		CuddlyCaucasian	10		Tatsuya Kaname
(Karsten)			D3f3nd3r	13		Celandia	14		CareyHammer	15		(Eseoghene)
(Gaylord)			(Mostafa)			lilith2013	19		(Tyler)			Mitillos	21
(Priya)			(Ari)			(Nevio)			Save the Dragons	25		animorpherv1	26

[Bowser]

[YOSHI NOISE] you, banker. NO DEAL.

CC
Carey
Mitillos

you three are up.

[JDGA]

Alright! 24 hours to submit guesses.

[CareyHammer]

Good luck Bowser!

My case is $5!

[CuddlyCaucasian]

Let's go $4,000!

[Mitillos]

Let's try $750.

[JDGA]

Alright, three to go and no bots this time! Hoping to avoid the greens we have left so we can push this offer up. And first off there is CuddlyCaucasian on Case 10!

Let's go $4,000!

Four grand would be nice, open your case...

Spoiler: Case 10

$2,000

Ooo, close but still a pretty good one for us!

Alright, second in the round is CareyHammer at Case 15.

Good luck Bowser!

My case is $5!

Good luck indeed, $5 would be wonderful!

Spoiler: Case 15

$4,000

Guess it's what CC was after the whole time, but red isn't bad!

One more, and it's Mitillos with Case 21.

Let's try $750.

Hopefully you're right, let's see what it is!

Spoiler: Case 21

$50

*applause*

Had an extra 7 in there, but still a very good round for us!

Alright banker, you have to give us

something

decent now!

*incoming offer sirens*

Four rounds in, eight cases left on the board, let's see what the bank's offering...

DEAL OR	2 to OPEN	NO DEAL
	$14,300	$1,000
	$11,000
	$10,999
$5	$9,200
		$10,000
		$20,000
		$75,000
$500		$100,000
$750

Over fourteen grand, nice! Well then Bowser, you've got a powerful board right now, and there is a one-in-four chance that your case contains some green, but there

are

still some troublingly low values. If you play on it's two to open, but if you can keep both greens in play you'll be looking at a very nice offer. So... Deal or No Deal?

(Gervasius)			(Ellinor)			BulletNLynchproof			Natirasha	4		Aronis
(Méline)			ForWhomTheJellyRolls			StrangerCoug	9		CuddlyCaucasian			Tatsuya Kaname
(Karsten)			D3f3nd3r	13		Celandia	14		CareyHammer			(Eseoghene)
(Gaylord)			(Mostafa)			lilith2013	19		(Tyler)			Mitillos
(Priya)			(Ari)			(Nevio)			Save the Dragons	25		animorpherv1	26

[Bowser]

You bore me, you [TOAD].

NO DEAL

STD and Celandia, make. my. day.

[Save The Dragons]

1000 mr. Bowser sir

[Celandia]

Luckily I know I only have $5 so you made a good call!

[TheBreeze]

/in

[Axxle]

/in

[JDGA]

Two cases to open, and we're hoping not to see any greens...

Save the Dragons, you're up first with Case 25.

1000 mr. Bowser sir

$1,000 would be pretty good...

Spoiler: Case 25

$500

*applause*

Not quite what we were after, but it's even better for Bowser!

And the second case for the round, number 14.

Luckily I know I only have $5 so you made a good call!

You know you do? Well, let's see!

Spoiler: Case 14

$100,000

*audience awws*

Oh, Celandia! Well, we're not out yet, we

do

still have the seventy-five.

*incoming offer sirens*

Well then, Bowser. We're down to the final six, and that means Walter's got another offer for you. How much is he offering?

DEAL OR	1 to OPEN	NO DEAL
	$11,400	$1,000
	$14,300
	$11,000
$5	$10,999
	$9,200
		$10,000
		$20,000
		$75,000
$750

Almost back to where we were... but with a third green down you'll looking at a lot more risk. Of course, there

is

a one-in-six chance that the last green is in your case, number 6. Not to mention that from here on we go one case at a time. So, Bowser... Deal or No Deal?

(Gervasius)			(Ellinor)			BulletNLynchproof			Natirasha	4		Aronis
(Méline)			ForWhomTheJellyRolls			StrangerCoug	9		CuddlyCaucasian			Tatsuya Kaname
(Karsten)			D3f3nd3r	13		Celandia			CareyHammer			(Eseoghene)
(Gaylord)			(Mostafa)			lilith2013	19		(Tyler)			Mitillos
(Priya)			(Ari)			(Nevio)			Save the Dragons			animorpherv1	26

Wait, what's this?

MEGAGUESS
$5,000

It seems that whomever you pick next is looking at a chance to win five grand! Of course, the offer is more important right now, but after you decide...

[Bowser]

-scorches the banker- no way

StrangerCoug, you can take this guess.

[StrangerCoug]

This is the $5 case

[JDGA]

This is the $5 case

Let's hope it is! For five thousand dollars, open your case...

Spoiler: Case 9

$10,000

*awws, then scattered applause*

It's not $5, but it's not green so we're still in this!

*incoming offer sirens*

Five cases remain. This is when the offers will start to rise rapidly,

if

you can keep your big prize in play. Speaking of which, what does Walter have for us now?

DEAL OR	1 to OPEN	NO DEAL
	$15,100	$1,000
	$11,400
	$14,300
$5	$11,000
	$10,999
	$9,200
		$20,000
		$75,000
$750

Fifteen grand, Bowser. Fifteen grand for your case, and you can have it right now if you'd like. Or... you can play on, open one more case, and if you can avoid the green you'll probably be looking at $20k, if not more. So, Deal or No Deal?

*audience starts shouting mixed advice*

(Gervasius)			(Ellinor)			BulletNLynchproof			Natirasha	4		Aronis
(Méline)			ForWhomTheJellyRolls			StrangerCoug			CuddlyCaucasian			Tatsuya Kaname
(Karsten)			D3f3nd3r	13		Celandia			CareyHammer			(Eseoghene)
(Gaylord)			(Mostafa)			lilith2013	19		(Tyler)			Mitillos
(Priya)			(Ari)			(Nevio)			Save the Dragons			animorpherv1	26

[Bowser]

gimme my money

i would have asked d3f, lilith, and nati to open [in that order] to open theirs if i went on. i say let them guess lol