Vonflare spoils things (BE WARNED)

Majiffy · Post Post #25 (ISO) » Wed Dec 02, 2015 5:27 pm

BIG BANG EFFECT FANS: COINCIDENTALLY ALSO NOT REAL

FANS' RELATION TO SANTA UNCONFIRMED

Majiffy · Post Post #26 (ISO) » Wed Dec 02, 2015 5:30 pm

Well it's been fun, Vonflare, but I have work in the morning so I'm off to sleep.

Antihero · Post Post #27 (ISO) » Wed Dec 02, 2015 6:26 pm

it's actually "big bang theory"

forgivable mistake since the show is a massive dumpster fire anyway

vonflare · Post Post #28 (ISO) » Wed Dec 02, 2015 6:29 pm

the early big bang theories were great

but it got too far up its own.

ISO · Post Post #29 (ISO) » Wed Dec 02, 2015 6:52 pm

Jon Snow Lives

Aronis · Post Post #30 (ISO) » Wed Dec 02, 2015 6:59 pm

Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father!

Ythan · Post Post #31 (ISO) » Wed Dec 02, 2015 7:18 pm

You die.

Plotinus · Post Post #32 (ISO) » Wed Dec 02, 2015 10:13 pm

JESUS DIES AT THE END OF PASSION OF THE CHRIST

Espeonage · Post Post #33 (ISO) » Thu Dec 03, 2015 1:43 am

The detective was the Origami Killer all along.

Espeonage · Post Post #34 (ISO) » Thu Dec 03, 2015 1:45 am

Finnick and Prim both die. Both die terribly and without any prior warning.

Espeonage · Post Post #35 (ISO) » Thu Dec 03, 2015 1:53 am

Nils and Ninian are probs Nergal's kids and Ninian dies.

Espeonage · Post Post #36 (ISO) » Thu Dec 03, 2015 1:54 am

By living to the end the stoner in Cabin in Woods causes the world to end.

Espeonage · Post Post #37 (ISO) » Thu Dec 03, 2015 1:56 am

Gunter is actually really really really fucking evil.

Espeonage · Post Post #38 (ISO) » Thu Dec 03, 2015 1:58 am

The reavers are actually the result of a botched experiment to make people less aggressive, a fuckup that works much like Ghandi in that one Civ game.

Espeonage · Post Post #39 (ISO) » Thu Dec 03, 2015 1:59 am

The cake isn't a lie.

Plotinus · Post Post #40 (ISO) » Thu Dec 03, 2015 1:59 am

HAMLET'S FATHER WAS ALSO NAMED HAMLET AND CLAUDIUS KILLED HIM. ALSO THE YOUNGER HAMLET DIES TOO.

Espeonage · Post Post #41 (ISO) » Thu Dec 03, 2015 2:01 am

It was the shitty box, and actually not wifom in The Merchant of Venice.

Espeonage · Post Post #42 (ISO) » Thu Dec 03, 2015 2:01 am

It also wasn't wifom in the wifom scene.

Espeonage · Post Post #43 (ISO) » Thu Dec 03, 2015 2:03 am

Tristan is actually royalty bc his mother was the captured daughter of the king.

Espeonage · Post Post #44 (ISO) » Thu Dec 03, 2015 2:05 am

Sloane is actually immortal and you never get told if he is good or evil. Rambaldi subplot is a cocktease.

Espeonage · Post Post #45 (ISO) » Thu Dec 03, 2015 2:05 am

Snape is allied with the order but still evil.

Espeonage · Post Post #46 (ISO) » Thu Dec 03, 2015 2:06 am

The worst team wins Team Mafia 2015.

Espeonage · Post Post #47 (ISO) » Thu Dec 03, 2015 2:07 am

The kid that got chased by the huge dog at the start of sandlot 2 is actually the main character, he marries the softball chick.

Espeonage · Post Post #48 (ISO) » Thu Dec 03, 2015 2:07 am

Luna doesn't marry Neville.

Espeonage · Post Post #49 (ISO) » Thu Dec 03, 2015 2:09 am

Bean marries Petra. Bean ends up being a giant. Peter marries Petra. Achilles has a clone of himself that is explicitly revealed as being safe but is never talked about or referenced again.