UNI MUM Mafia (Day 3, Stay Gold Pony)

[RolePlay25]

Fuck man. I don't even know what to say, though. I am hilariously fucked. If I don't get killed right now, I am gonna get killed pretty soon even if it is just as a precaution. When we rolled bp third party, I said to varsoon, "fuck, man. I hope we don't get targetted by a binary read (town not/town) cop"

Literally

Can't

Stop

Laughing

[RolePlay25]

For the love of fuck, someone cop me before they shoot me

Fuck man. I don't even know what to say, though. I am hilariously fucked. If I don't get killed right now, I am gonna get killed pretty soon even if it is just as a precaution. When we rolled bp third party, I said to varsoon, "fuck, man. I hope we don't get targetted by a binary read (town not/town) cop"

Oh man, this quote pair.

Tooooo gooooood

I think I found a small hole in it guyz.

[Edgar Allan Pro]

Yep. So I could bodyguard town a town cop (and confirm/hide their role) and they could know I am third party and not scum.
-nv

[Edgar Allan Pro]

I love that you're scavenging our ISO to try to find things said by different heads of the hydra over 1500 posts apart to try to wiggle your way out of being caught scum.

[Edgar Allan Pro]

Also; See Taking Posts out of Context.

You need to slow your role, homie.
Also, get lynched.

[Edgar Allan Pro]

Give me the desperado gun and I'll shoot Roleplay myself.

[Edgar Allan Pro]

EZ PZ fix to all this.

[Learned Hand]

VOTE: Roleplay

Noise factor 1357985478 kicked in.

Can we please murder RP now?

*bats eyelashes*

That's because Roleplay ordered a truckload of spam, slipped in it, and thinks spewing it is cool.

[RolePlay25]

I'll tell you what, I encourage LH to take that shot tomorrow. I absolutely promise you, I will offer no resistance to that plan and will encourage it to the nth degree.

So help me god, if I am alive tomorrow, I swear on a stack of bibles, that LH can shoot me with as many desperado shots as she wants, as long as Fire uses the same wording she did for Dave. In fact, I couldn't possibly enjoy that more.

You think I need to scavenge your ISO for clues? There's a cop guilty on you!

[RolePlay25]

Hey LH, I'll make you an offer. Tomorrow, you take a desperado and shoot me.

I'll make it even more tempting. If you are dead tomorrow, I will self vote and ask the town to lynch me.

I swear this.

What do you say?

[Edgar Allan Pro]

The specificity of that bolded statement only makes you that much more suspicious.
You're deal-mongering/brokering.
Just stop.

[RolePlay25]

The specificity of that bolded statement only makes you that much more suspicious.
You're deal-mongering/brokering.
Just stop.

Who are you to tell me to stop, claimed scum?

[Edgar Allan Pro]

I'm claimed Survivor. You're claimed scum.
Stop.

[RolePlay25]

Oh okay~

<3

Enjoy bitching about how town got lucky in the dead thread.

[RolePlay25]

<3

VOTE: Roleplay

Noise factor 1357985478 kicked in.

Can we please murder RP now?

*bats eyelashes*

That's because Roleplay ordered a truckload of spam, slipped in it, and thinks spewing it is cool.

VOTE: Jeanne

Our hydra can't read anything with the volume of Jeanne's wifom crap.

Like that post to me reads like a white knight from Cerb but I can't exactly get much from him to tell.

[zMuffinMan]

listening to DV and regfan sing duet. VLA ruptured ears

[zMuffinMan]

varsoon why you gotta break my heart?

[Klingoncelt]

Remember, I said to NOT just pile on votes.

PILE ON![/quote]

Voted.

[Cerberus v666]

I mean not that it should have been hard for anyone who knows me to guess

I thought you were Metal Sonic initially <.<

I was torn between MS and Kuribo, because those are the only people I've played with who are so....colorful, at times.

Also, yeah, officially miserable. Ruined masterstroke. Uncertain as to optimal path, beyond lynching EAP, not even certain if that is optimal. I think objectively it is, 3p at best plus claimed role that highly incentives us to let him live? And explains late game survival along with a potential partner/townbeard in zmuffin to push for a lylo win? Too risky to keep alive. Unfortunately, I have the greatest desire to keep up with mafia while I'm at work, and tomorrow promises to be quite busy so I won't be able to put the time into thinking this through which I want to devote to it. :/

Hmm. Wonder if it would be unreasonable to call for a mass claim at this time? Maybe tomorrow? Zmuffin, rp, myself, 3dice, who else still hasn't claimed? Mass flop?

Yeah, only 5 who haven't claimed yet. Hmm.

[Klingoncelt]

Jester, for one.

THERE ARE NO JESTERS IN THIS GAME

LTIERALLY MOD CONFIRMED.

MY HEAD INTO A WALL

Why are you trying to compromise the plan?

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MY BRAIN HAS EXPLODED

I AM STARING AT CHUNKS OF MY OWN BRAIN

ON THE WALL

My brain exploded a long time ago.

Yes, I did gather that.

*sigh*

VOTE: EAPVOTE:

:/

If he ends up a pro-town role, it's on your head, agent.

I peed a little.

[Klingoncelt]

So I've had a shit day and I'm not doing this today. I might replace out of my games depending on how I feel tomorrow. Toodles.

I hope you feel better.

[Klingoncelt]

:\

right I'm just faking sick...

Get well soon, Hiplop

[Klingoncelt]

So who gets lynched today? EAP or RP?

[Davsto]

Jesus

you talkin' to me?

VOTE: EAP

RP's supposed "scumslip" isn't even close to one, also just look at the wagon on him (currently consisting of a

literal Cop guilty

and that player that basically everyone thinks is scum).

And sure, "town helping third-party". I'd be fine except:

RolePlay's claimed role strongly hints at third party
Hell, my Zombieproof might be regarding malicious third-party
Who even knows if he is third party? Third party is a classic thing for scum to claim because it explains the lack of nightkills on them etc etc.

[Jeanne11]

Why are you voting anyway when your vote doesn't count?