UNI MUM Mafia (Day 3, Stay Gold Pony)

[Firebringer]

Come on you fuckwit. You've been wrong about literally everything you said this game. Every fucking thing you said was wrong. Either your parents used you both as footballs when you were infants, or you're scum, because NONE of this shit has been pro-town. Nor has it been right. Nor has it made the least fucking lick of sense.

You threaten the town with how horrible it will be if we mislynch someone THEN YOU THREATEN TO LYNCH ME BECAUSE I THINK YOU'RE SCUM.

YOU CAN'T EVEN KEEP YOUR FUCKING LIES CONSISTENT.

TIME TO DIE, TITUS

Your going a little too far now..

[Cerberus v666]

Firebringer, you can obviously do what you want, but RP is busy deathtunneling. *shrug*

[Cerberus v666]

Rp, answer my question.
Firebringer, please wait for his answer to my question. We have lots of time. No reason to rush.

[RolePlay25]

Firebringer, you can ask the mod. I know he told me I could just post word for word something I said to him. You guys don't know if I actually said it.

RP, that's untrue. It makes his life harder, but he was bp, so his bodyguarding didn't increase his risk. In a 3 man lylo he could always vote with whoever he wanted to lynch and win the game. It didn't get in the way of his win con in any noticeable fashion, especially since he told everybody zmuffin was now BP. That means scum wouldn't waste shots on him.

Again: do you believe 3p EAP was lying about zmuffins alignmenr, when he could have saved his life with that information?

And, tell me wtf the unexpected thing was last night RP. seriously. Stop ignoring me when I mention it.

Nope. It's not beneficial for me to reveal it at this time. It's confirmable. It provides no additional information, beyond that it happened. Yes, its one of your gadgets. Would you like a cookie?

Yes, I do believe EAP was lying. And how would claiming a third party who shifts win conditions when someone targets him save him if he had the scum win condition and muffin is scum again? Honestly, it would go like Muffin>EAP in the lynch order.

[Cerberus v666]

Rp, you realize how suspect it is that you insist LH be given the desperado, rather than yourself? You want to ensure they die, NOT ensure that scum dies. If you wanted to ensure scum died, and were certain of their alignmenr, you'd ask for the gun yourself and shoot them.

[Cerberus v666]

Your answer makes me believe you are mistaken about what occurred RP.

[RolePlay25]

Your answer makes me believe you are mistaken about what occurred RP.

Interesting. Very well then, I have a neighborhood topic with another player. Neither of us have the ability to neighborize.

[Learned Hand]

We were "quite a bit up" on scum like 2 days ago.

You're not getting a girlfriend diamond we've been over this

He is tomorrow if I get confirmed as town.
Roleplay will stfu about me or be lynched.
Cerberus can stop his wn on our slot so Drixx and I can settle on a read there.
Then I readwall for Grandma so she can direct the town.

Roleplay, you want to claim 3p when Lh dies but you cannot murder me? Like lyncher?

[RolePlay25]

Rp, you realize how suspect it is that you insist LH be given the desperado, rather than yourself? You want to ensure they die, NOT ensure that scum dies. If you wanted to ensure scum died, and were certain of their alignmenr, you'd ask for the gun yourself and shoot them.

Ask for a gun? Man, I'd love to be a vigilante. I could shoot Dave, I could shoot Titus, I could definitely start cleaning things up around here.

No, I don't know Titus' alignment for a fact. I do know mine for a fact. Let me ask you, of the two of us, which has played better this game? Unquestionable, neh?

If that piece of shit hydra is town, they've been negative fucking utility. I stuck out my hand. I tried to work with them. They're rabid and incompetent, blustering and blathering about who is going to get lynched nonstop. They were so certain I'm scum, they voted me over a cop guilty. They were so certain Itle was town they blustered at me for days, tried to get the mod to kill me, rather than engage with my case.

Titus is going to come in here and say "this is scummy". Great! It's super scummy! Better use your desperado shot, Titus.

[Cerberus v666]

Cool. Means you're town. 100%. Your reference to it as a gadget made me think perhaps someone else did something, and I didn't want to confirm what I was looking for before you were explicit about it.

This is why I don't want LH given a gun, because without me confirming you're town, she'd shoot you and thus die, and I think they're town.

Also, you're welcome.

[RolePlay25]

Roleplay, you want to claim 3p when Lh dies but you cannot murder me? Like lyncher?

Yes Titus, I am a lyncher.

I wanted TN lynched
I wanted Itle lynched
I wanted EAP lynched

Why they have something in common. Isn't that funny.

OH RIGHT I HAVE TO LYNCH PEOPLE NOT TOWN

Desperado shots kill lynchers. Put your money where your mouth is.

[Cerberus v666]

LH, RP is conftown. Super duper cop confirmed town type stuff.

[RolePlay25]

Cool. Means you're town. 100%. Your reference to it as a gadget made me think perhaps someone else did something, and I didn't want to confirm what I was looking for before you were explicit about it.

This is why I don't want LH given a gun, because without me confirming you're town, she'd shoot you and thus die, and I think they're town.

Also, you're welcome.

Why the hell would I want to be confirmed town? Scum shoot me anyway, that's how I always get confirmed as town. I was confirmed town to anyone who is reading anyway.

And yes, LH dying is the plan. Most absolutely, certainly the plan.

[Cerberus v666]

Really making me regret not working on LH instead last night just to stop this shit, but I knww tend just try to get you lynched because theyre more suspicious of me than you. Seriously, I want to end this noise about the two of you. :/ let's focus out attention elsewhere please.

[RolePlay25]

Hmmm, although it's super duper tempting to ask Firebringer for a bulletproof vest now...

Nah, I'd rather see more flips than try to survive, survival is hopeless anyway. They probably have a strongman or some jazz.

[RolePlay25]

Really making me regret not working on LH instead last night just to stop this shit, but I knww tend just try to get you lynched because theyre more suspicious of me than you. Seriously, I want to end this noise about the two of you. :/ let's focus out attention elsewhere please.

Let me offer a quick summary of every read I have in the mason QT (since that's effectively what it is):

Town

Cerberus v666
3dicerolling
Elbirn
DiamondSentinel
Firebringer
Shiro

Scum

Learned Hand
zmuffinman

????

Firebringer
Mass Flop

Must Die, but probably town

Davsto

What is the business of today, exactly? I think lynching scum is my order of business.

[Cerberus v666]

3dicerolling
Elbirn
DiamondSentinel
Firebringer
Shiro

Why are they town again?

[RolePlay25]

Did I put Firebringer in the town column? Hah.

Elbirn is definitely town. Read his fucking posts. Holy. Shit.
3Dice's play at the end of day 1 towards Itle was super town. Honestly his play all day has been town.
Diamond is super town from Itle interactions if nothing else. But all he's doing is sitting around complaining he's useless because he doesn't have superpowers, because he has no idea how dayplay works. So he's trying to get powers, because that's the thing he can do that he thinks will make him useful. He's so transparent in his motivations it actually hurts. And his motivations are super town. I mean he's objectively awful, yes, but he's super town.
Shiro is just... Christ, obviously town again.

I won't support lynching Fire because even if he was mod confirmed arsonist his power is too useful for words.

[RolePlay25]

Also, why for the love of Christ would scum Elbirn block Diamond, the claimed VT? It makes no sense. Mass Flop has claimed good role, you'd block MF instead if you were scum with that ability.

The only possible teams there are DS/Elbirn and MF/Elbirn, just on that alone.

[RolePlay25]

I mean or 3dice, or someone you could legitimately make up a reason "oh they felt scummy". Blocking DS is such a low percentage play for scum. It's exactly what I'd expect a town roleblocker to do.

[dramonic]

BANG!!!

Firebringer [ESKIMO HOBO PONY],

Uninspired Lucid Dreamer

, killed himself Day 3

Votecount is reset.

[RolePlay25]

...

What

[RolePlay25]

...

What the actual fuck

[RolePlay25]

Does that flavor indicate that Firebringer took the action responsible for his death?

[dramonic]

eyup