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ConManMick Dear Derry
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ConManMick Dear Derry
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Honestly I have no idea. I think yer woman with Obob was maybe one of those witches, and also possibly that ferromancer (who we still need to f- up) and they are hiding in the ruins. Lunagards are gonna get r=e^kt by the witches possibly, but they're pretty strong so should be helpful if there's a big ol fight.
Lots of fighting, and drama 'twixt our characters. It's gonna be awesome at any rate!"As everyone knows there is a special guardian angel for drunkards and lovers"- Alexandre Dumas
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DiamondSentinel Jack of All Trades
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I feel like it's my duty as a knight to help out Miss Prime as much as possible, so I will likely be running BACK to the jail to talk to her. Besides, I might manage to recruit her to the party.“Why was I chosen?'
'Such questions cannot be answered,' said Gandalf. 'You may be sure that it was not for any merit that others do not possess. But you have been chosen, and you must therefore use such strength and heart and wits as you have.”-
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FakeGod Seven-Colored Puppeteer
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I enjoyed Who's roleplaying of No Two at rock bottom today.
Danum isn't a bad wingman, but No Two kept disappointing her. I don't think Two Prime would be interested in a relationship with a alcoholic failure like No Two.
Having Kat for Diplo checks was really refreshing.
Warehouse fight went smoothly enough I guess, but I'm bit sad that you guys all just fell over to your knees by a single spell. (KNEEL FOOLS)
Discovering the fake body required a DC 26 spellcraft check. Good thing Ether rolled wonderfully there.
As you guys may have noticed, most of the pieces to the puzzle are there now. I hope you guys are ready for some very difficult fights up ahead.My favorite site mod is Zor Tester.
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DiamondSentinel Jack of All Trades
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Ooh! I could be a romcom.
The slacker and the do-gooder get together, and fall in love, and eventually marry, after the slacker ends up doing something heartwarming.
Hmm, we could call it, "Gnome-body to Love"“Why was I chosen?'
'Such questions cannot be answered,' said Gandalf. 'You may be sure that it was not for any merit that others do not possess. But you have been chosen, and you must therefore use such strength and heart and wits as you have.”-
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ConManMick Dear Derry
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FakeGod Seven-Colored Puppeteer
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My favorite site mod is Zor Tester.
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Who Yes?
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Who Yes?
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FakeGod Seven-Colored Puppeteer
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What was No Two going to do?My favorite site mod is Zor Tester.
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FakeGod Seven-Colored Puppeteer
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Also, keep in mind that you can prepare lower level spells in your 5th level slots.My favorite site mod is Zor Tester.
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Who Yes?
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Either kill himself or or find and kill Marion then kill himself/flee the country.
I decided that he had hit rock bottom and would do something desperate, then I realized that it would be much better to do that while drunk, also drinking would stall for time.
And yeah I think I'll start preparing tentacles instead of Wall of Stone. Wall of Stone will probably be useful at some point, but I definitely don't need 3.Who said that?
Chamber. It's all a conspiracy.
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FakeGod Seven-Colored Puppeteer
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In post 1986, Who wrote:Either kill himself or or find and kill Marion then kill himself/flee the country.
Holy shit.
This got dark quickly.
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Who Yes?
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In post 1987, FakeGod wrote:In post 1986, Who wrote:Either kill himself or or find and kill Marion then kill himself/flee the country.
Holy shit.
This got dark quickly.
Why such escalation?
Desperation+Stupidity+DrunkennesWho said that?
Chamber. It's all a conspiracy.
Or is it?6-
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Who Yes?
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You know when something seems like the end of the world and it isn't but you think it is? That is how No Two felt. Then drinking amplifies that, leading to mistakes, unless Karl can heroically save the day. Which he did. Thanks Karl. And then Kat was retroactively there to also wingman.Who said that?
Chamber. It's all a conspiracy.
Or is it?6-
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FakeGod Seven-Colored Puppeteer
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I'm going to ask a question we're all curious about.
No Two x Two Prime. Is it going to happen? How does No Two feel about it?My favorite site mod is Zor Tester.
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Who Yes?
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Who Yes?
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ConManMick Dear Derry
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Yeah I looked into it before, basically just extra hitpoints specifically for arrow related damage, if I understand correctly. I just wanted to limit DPS of the opposition"As everyone knows there is a special guardian angel for drunkards and lovers"- Alexandre Dumas
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ConManMick Dear Derry
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In post 1989, Who wrote:You know when something seems like the end of the world and it isn't but you think it is? That is how No Two felt. Then drinking amplifies that, leading to mistakes, unless Karl can heroically save the day. Which he did. Thanks Karl. And then Kat was retroactively there to also wingman.
No problem bruh
In post 1992, Who wrote:Also I shall now ship all the humans.
Karl/Evans, Kat/Gundabog, Danum/AnyoneButAlice, Avina/Serria, Ether/Jin.
DUDE. Gundabog isn't human, and AnyoneButAlice could potentially not be human. Also clearly Karl and Grub, I thought that was a long-standing ship?"As everyone knows there is a special guardian angel for drunkards and lovers"- Alexandre Dumas
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FakeGod Seven-Colored Puppeteer
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In post 1993, ConManMick wrote:
Yeah I looked into it before, basically just extra hitpoints specifically for arrow related damage, if I understand correctly. I just wanted to limit DPS of the opposition
Now that you're wielding a magic bow, your arrows will penetrate the damage reduction.
10/Magic means subtract 10 damage from each arrow, unless the arrow is enchanted.
Happy caster killing.My favorite site mod is Zor Tester.
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FakeGod Seven-Colored Puppeteer
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In post 1992, Who wrote:Also I shall now ship all the humans.
Karl/Evans, Kat/Gundabog, Danum/AnyoneButAlice, Avina/Serria, Ether/Jin.
this is hilarious
it's like you picked the worst possible matchup you could think of for each player
you also missed LorMy favorite site mod is Zor Tester.
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Who Yes?
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In post 1994, ConManMick wrote:In post 1989, Who wrote:You know when something seems like the end of the world and it isn't but you think it is? That is how No Two felt. Then drinking amplifies that, leading to mistakes, unless Karl can heroically save the day. Which he did. Thanks Karl. And then Kat was retroactively there to also wingman.
No problem bruh
In post 1992, Who wrote:Also I shall now ship all the humans.
Karl/Evans, Kat/Gundabog, Danum/AnyoneButAlice, Avina/Serria, Ether/Jin.
DUDE. Gundabog isn't human, and AnyoneButAlice could potentially not be human. Also clearly Karl and Grub, I thought that was a long-standing ship?
Gundabog isn't human? What? What race is he then?
Alterations to the ships:
Danum/AnyoneButAlice*
*Limited to humans above the age of 24
In post 1996, FakeGod wrote:In post 1992, Who wrote:Also I shall now ship all the humans.
Karl/Evans, Kat/Gundabog, Danum/AnyoneButAlice, Avina/Serria, Ether/Jin.
this is hilarious
it's like you picked the worst possible matchup you could think of for each player
you also missed Lor
Good point. Lor/That Jewel Merchant whose name I forget. (Raised from the dead with no jewels)Who said that?
Chamber. It's all a conspiracy.
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DiamondSentinel Jack of All Trades
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Cmon, Who. This is the 60s (the 1560s, but that doesn't matter). Interracial marriage wasn't a thing. You have to marry one of your own race.“Why was I chosen?'
'Such questions cannot be answered,' said Gandalf. 'You may be sure that it was not for any merit that others do not possess. But you have been chosen, and you must therefore use such strength and heart and wits as you have.”-
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FakeGod Seven-Colored Puppeteer
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In post 1991, Who wrote:It won't happen, No Two is drunk and was last seen hitting on a table. (It wasn't shown, but it happened. The table laughed, he killed the table)
But if No Two marries Two Prime, her name will become Two Two.
Did you consider that?My favorite site mod is Zor Tester.
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