Scummer D&D

[Killthestory]

kk hmu when you kill off your players

[FakeGod]

We're playing in 3 hrs and 39 minutes.

[ConManMick]

:'(

[FakeGod]

get on fools

[Who]

TPK has been canceled due to lack of people to TPK.

[FakeGod]

LLD rescued lilith, but no sign of Who or party's bag of holding

LLD meets the Clown King but manages to get out alive of the Funhouse

Who is rolling a new character at lv 7

Next session we start Day 3

[GuyInFreezer]

"I HAVe BEENTORTUERED AND NOW MY FRIENDS ARE BLASTING ME WITH FIRE I AM NOT FINE"
-Stewart

[Brian Skies]

Sorry I couldn't make it. I should be there next week.

[FakeGod]

You missed Stewart barely hobbling out of the Funhouse with half hp, no gear except the clown costume he was wearing plus a club he picked up, and then Moriko mistaking him for a clown and blasting him with fire.

[Brian Skies]

I wish you recorded this stuff.

[FakeGod]

ugh

it's extra hassle for me because I have to get another computer out and record

(I can't record on the computer I am using to DM, because then everything will be visible on the map)

[Lady Lambdadelta]

I mean what is there to record?

there;s logs available lol

[FakeGod]

he probably wants to see the map

[Lady Lambdadelta]

he probably wants to see the map

I guess

[lilith2013]

Couldn't one of us record instead?

[FakeGod]

that would be amazing

[Brian Skies]

he probably wants to see the map

This.

It's okay if you don't want to. The last time you did, I didn't really watch more than like the first 20 minutes or so even though I knew there were important things in the session. So I'm not sure it'd actually be worth the effort.

[FakeGod]

Players, we'll be playing this sunday as usual.

Please let me know your availabilities.

[Who]

I'll be there.

Does DR protect against a vicious weapon's self-harm?

[FakeGod]

LOG ON woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Who]

20g
1 armor, 4 weapons, no potions, 1 ring, 2 rods, no scrolls, 1 wand, 5 wondrous items
Armor:
+1 Fire resistance Mithral Chain Mail
Weapons:
+1 dagger
+1 greatsword
Assassin’s dagger
+1 Shocking Burst Longsword

Ring:
Ring of Featherfall

Rod:
Lesser Maximize
Extend

Wand: False Life (22 charges)

Wondrous:
Silversheen
Amulet of Health +2
Stone Salve
Headband of Intellect +4
Bracers of armor +5

[DiamondSentinel]

Hello guys. How's the campaign gone thus far since I took my hiatus/leave?

[FakeGod]

Players, I was wondering if we could push back the session for this weekend by few hours.

I think ConMan would be the most affected, since his time zone is at the latest.

Let me know preferably ASAP so that I can get my schedule in order.

[FakeGod]

Players, I think it would be best if we cancelled this week's session.

I will see you next Sunday, the 21st.

[GuyInFreezer]

Assuming we get 6000G Total from the Watch (Hana keeps her 1000G)

We have

6020G

570G and will sell:
+1 dagger
Assassin’s dagger
+1 Shocking Burst Longsword
Bracers of armor +5
Wand of False Life (3 charges) (Selling Price: 22.5G)
Top Hat of Int +3
Ring of Featherfall
Metamagic Rod of Extend
(Estimate: around 40,000 G)

Keeping:
+1 Fire resistance Mithral Chain Mail - ?
+1 greatsword - Stewart (placeholder until we figure out how much better weapon we can get for him)
Lesser Maximize - Moriko
False Life (22 charges) - Moriko
Silversheen - Nyx?
Amulet of Health +2 0 Stewart
Stone Salve - Nyx
Headband of Intellect +4 - Vert

Anyone want to keep anything from the selling list as of now?

EDIT: taking out 5450G for reviving Stewart.