Queen of Hearts [Game Over]

[zMuffinMan]

i mean, days been open for like a few hours now - I'd be worried about stalling if if were PVs turn (and god that's going to be a painfully long wait when it happens) but a few hours without posting isn't "never going to post"

[iraonavp]

kraska77 claimed VT already...

But Maestro, I know. Massclaiming is good, you just changed from why you shouldn't claim your result to that...

[iraonavp]

Btw @ira / @ckd, I'm not sure if you realize it, but I almost singlehandedly switched the lynch to Froot Loop yesterday hours from deadline. I never in a million years would've needed to do that, nor would I have wanted to do that, if I were somehow a Scum double-voter in this setup. You have no fucking ground to stand on if you want to try and discredit my result or the fact that I'm Town. So you can stop trying right now.

What?

I never said that, just think you are anti-town....

[Maestro]

i mean, days been open for like a few hours now - I'd be worried about stalling if it were PVs turn (and god that's going to be a painfully long wait when it happens) but a few hours without posting isn't "never going to post"

I'm antsy. I get this way.

kraska77 claimed VT already...

But Maestro, I know. Massclaiming is good, you just changed from why you shouldn't claim your result to that...

Where did they claim?

Do you really need me to spell out why I'm waiting until after massclaim, ira?

PEDIT: You have been deliberately trying to discredit my result and/or my methods here today. To be fair, fine, ckd was the one who came out and said it might be a gambit, so whatever.

[zMuffinMan]

kraska said she claimed in the hood so I guess there

flavour?

[kraska77]

Viceroy, King of Hearts - vanilla townie
If maestro isn't sane, Miller would be red herring right? Doesn't sound likely
Also I'm fine with lynching the guilty

[zMuffinMan]

popcorn to someone (actually i kind of don't want PV to go last but whoever popcorn to him is gonna be waiting about a week until he next posts so...)

[iraonavp]

Well, it seems like kraska77 is town-aligned because why would you not include king of hearts in the game?

[kraska77]

Okay sircakez go
Also what were night 2's cop results?

[iraonavp]

Popcorn is too slow, Maestro gets antsy so everyone should just claim immediately when they get here...

[Maestro]

Here, I'll be a big boy and help everybody out:

Alive

1. zMuffinMan claims to be
   White Rabbit
   ,
   Herald
   , and
   Town

   Vanilla Townie
   
   
2. Untrod Tripod
   
3. Ankamius claims to be
   Mad Hatter
   ,
   Madman
   , and
   Town

   Vanilla Townie
   
   
4. SirCakez
   
5. iraonavp claims to be
   Card Guard
   ,
   Six of Hearts
   , and
   Town

   Compulsive Bodyguard
   
   
6. kraska77
   Wingback
   Marquis
   claims to be
   Viceroy
   ,
   King of Hearts
   , and
   Town

   Vanilla Townie
   
   
7. PeregrineV
   Harkonnen97
   
   
8. curiouskarmadog
   
9. Maestro
   thenewearth
   claims to be
   Etanea
   ,
   Queen of Hearts
   , and
   Town

   Doublevoting Cop/Honorable Vigilante

@

kraska, popcorn the massclaim to somebody who has not claimed.

@iraonavp, stop fucking talking when you don't know what you're talking about. PEDIT: Night 2 TNE no-actioned, I assume because he was busy flaking on this game, also - stop talking.

[iraonavp]

If I stop talking then I'll get mislynched for avoiding the thread...

[Maestro]

[zMuffinMan]

Well, it seems like kraska77 is town-aligned because why would you not include king of hearts in the game?

i need to make a collage of iraon quotes and stick them on my wall so that if i'm feeling down i can look up and think, "it could be worse"

[iraonavp]

I know, it's ridiculous... Hopefully it won't happen here unless MoD replaces into the game.

Well, it seems like kraska77 is town-aligned because why would you not include king of hearts in the game?

i need to make a collage of iraon quotes and stick them on my wall so that if i'm feeling down i can look up and think, "it could be worse"

What? Maybe you disagree, but I think I will turn out to be right.

[Untrod Tripod]

I'm an 8 of hearts, town compulsive bodyguard

Protected Marquis, then Vedith, then Maestro

Pedit: stop posting.

[Untrod Tripod]

Figured scum would kill maestro last night because double voter plus the way the day ended

The fact that he wasn't shot last night honestly makes me kind of paranoid about him, but it's more likely that the last scum is just iraon and therefore wouldn't have known to shoot him because of The Dumb

[PeregrineV]

Some non-face card
Compulsive bodyguard
Night 1 muffin
Night 2 muffin
Night 3 maestro- for reasons that he pretty much summed up in 1399.

[PeregrineV]

Figured scum would kill maestro last night because double voter plus the way the day ended

The fact that he wasn't shot last night honestly makes me kind of paranoid about him, but it's more likely that the last scum is just iraon and therefore wouldn't have known to shoot him because of The Dumb

He was pretty much guaranteed to have a guard on him. Double voter and led the scum lunch.

[iraonavp]

Untrod Tripod, why are you pretending that there is only one scum-aligned player left when there is probably two?

[Maestro]

File under mildly interesting and possibly relevant: the only relevant information I can find relating the term "viceroy" to playing cards is the fact that in historical pre-French-style playing card decks in Istanbul, the "King" was a card that outranked the "viceroy" cards, which were later replaced by the Queen (originally "viceroy") and the Jack ("second viceroy") in Italian/Spanish and French-style decks. For those not in-the-know, Italian and Spanish-style decks use the tarot-like suits of coins, cups, wands (or batons), and swords. French-style decks are the ones we use today, with ♤♧♡♢.

("Viceroy" and "Alice in Wonderland" seems to turn up nothing other than several reviews for a luxury hotel in Miami which may or may not still be in business.)

PEDIT: Oh look, claims. I'll get right on that snazzy formatting, shall I? Who's next, PV?

PEDIT2: What the fuck ira, you don't need to claim Scum dude.

[zMuffinMan]

7 bodyguards and counting

well at least a mass claim makes action co-ordination a lot easier

[iraonavp]

Some non-face card
Compulsive bodyguard
Night 1 muffin
Night 2 muffin
Night 3 maestro- for reasons that he pretty much summed up in 1399.

You have to tell us the card in case...

Also, curiouskarmadog is compulsive bodyguard same as I am.

[Untrod Tripod]

Killing guaranteed guard(s) would have been a better play but LET'S JUST GET ON WITH THIS WHIRLING CAROUSEL OF ENJOYMENT

[zMuffinMan]

i doubt ckd is a bodyguard but i guess we'll find out soon