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Post Post #300 (ISO) » Sun Sep 18, 2016 1:14 am

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PEG, I have a hilarious DFS lineup to show you. If it wins, we can laugh at scrubs.

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Post Post #301 (ISO) » Sun Sep 18, 2016 6:49 am

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Who are these people, and what have they done with the Browns?

Well, the special teams are still the Brows with that defensive 2 pointer...
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SOUND THE ALARM DANGER DANGER JACOBY TIME HAS BEEN BROUGHT UPON US
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Post Post #303 (ISO) » Sun Sep 18, 2016 7:20 am

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I hate my cable company. I went to the parents for sunday dinner early today. I did this because the browns ravens game was not being televised by my cable provider. The PIT vs CIN and the SF vs CAR game were being televised instead. I can forgive the PIT vs CIN game given the division but SF vs CAR smh

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Post Post #304 (ISO) » Sun Sep 18, 2016 7:38 am

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At least you aren't in the NY area where CBS loses their double header this week cause the Giants are playing at home. Stupid NFL tv rules.
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Post Post #305 (ISO) » Sun Sep 18, 2016 7:46 am

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In post 304, scotmany12 wrote:Stupid NFL tv rules.
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Post Post #306 (ISO) » Sun Sep 18, 2016 8:38 am

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I guess the Browns escaped captivity.
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Post Post #307 (ISO) » Sun Sep 18, 2016 9:24 am

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Early game takeaways

[*] That Bengals-Steelers game had some of the most abominable officiating I've ever seen. We were the better team, but the Bengals got robbed badly on a
lot
of calls. Personally feel like the rain ruined an excellent game.
[*] Giants should be better than this offensively but aren't. Very concerning.
[*] Traditional Ravens near-implosion/implosion vs the Browns. I'm not too concerned about them. But the Browns are like 1-15 dead if McCown is out.
[*] Massive upset by the Titans. Didn't see or follow that game so I have no idea what happened.
[*] 49ers are not the dumpster fire I thought they were
[*] Texans are seriously legit. If Garropolo isn't there next week the Pats are screwed and Texans are easily AFCS winners
[*] Redskins are in serious trouble.
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Post Post #308 (ISO) » Sun Sep 18, 2016 9:43 am

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In post 307, Wraith wrote:[*] 49ers are not the dumpster fire I thought they were
no, they are. they just got some lucky breaks.
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Post Post #309 (ISO) » Sun Sep 18, 2016 9:52 am

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In post 305, PJ. wrote:
In post 304, scotmany12 wrote:Stupid NFL tv rules.
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Post Post #310 (ISO) » Sun Sep 18, 2016 10:21 am

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In post 307, Wraith wrote: [*] Massive upset by the Titans. Didn't see or follow that game so I have no idea what happened.
Stafford was having a good day until got hit low (which should have drawn a flag but didn't) and his accuracy went to shit. It was like the one play that didn't draw a penalty, lots of flags thrown in that one. The Titans were garbage, but put up two decent drives at the end to score two TDs and win.
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Post Post #311 (ISO) » Sun Sep 18, 2016 10:27 am

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Also, I hope Matt Flynn and TJ Yates are sitting near their phones, if Jimmy G's out for next week, one of them might be starting QB for the Patriots next week...
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Post Post #312 (ISO) » Sun Sep 18, 2016 11:05 am

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Brissett actually did okay. Maybe get someone else in case he goes down too but I'd expect more out of him than a Yates/Flynn type with only a few days to prepare. I'd support picking up Peyton Manning for a couple games though because that would be hilarious.

I think "Patriots are screwed" is overstating the Texans' chances. I don't think the Texans are screwed either but I doubt they have more than a 40% chance of winning, especially if Gronk comes back.
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Post Post #313 (ISO) » Sun Sep 18, 2016 11:38 am

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Not worried, sometimes you have to spot the Browns 20 points to make things interesting.
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Post Post #314 (ISO) » Sun Sep 18, 2016 12:16 pm

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raiders suck boys time to pack it in and tank


nowhere near playoff worthy.


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Post Post #315 (ISO) » Sun Sep 18, 2016 12:52 pm

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In post 312, Llamarble wrote:Brissett actually did okay. Maybe get someone else in case he goes down too but I'd expect more out of him than a Yates/Flynn type with only a few days to prepare. I'd support picking up Peyton Manning for a couple games though because that would be hilarious.

I think "Patriots are screwed" is overstating the Texans' chances. I don't think the Texans are screwed either but I doubt they have more than a 40% chance of winning, especially if Gronk comes back.
Brissett threw 9 passes in more than a half of football. Now, that's at least partly a consequence of Jimmy G making actual dolphins want to sue for defamation before he got hurt, meaning the Pats just ran all second half and drained the clock, but it's slightly worrying considering how close it got.

Given that the Pats are on a short week, Brissett will probably start, now I think about it. Also makes Yates a more likely signing - whilst Flynn is familiarish with the system (from the 2015 preseason), Yates played for the Texans last year in broadly the same system and is more familiar with the Texans defensive personnel and scheme, in the event that the Pats need him to start.
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Post Post #316 (ISO) » Sun Sep 18, 2016 2:07 pm

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If houston starts 3-0 i will need to rethink afc south
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Post Post #317 (ISO) » Sun Sep 18, 2016 3:04 pm

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In post 316, PokerFace wrote:If houston starts 3-0 i will need to rethink afc south
You needed to do this 2 weeks ago.
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Post Post #318 (ISO) » Mon Sep 19, 2016 12:59 am

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Late Game Takeaways

[*] Rumors of Arizona's demise have been greatly exaggerated.
[*] The Seahawks are in
serious
trouble. There's no way they make it back to the playoffs IMO with such stiff competition for the WC in the NFC
[*] The Colts are just not good. I can't see any way Grigson and Pagano survive this season if they keep playing like they have been.
[*] Raiders defense is baaaaaad. Offense still seems good though. I can't really get a good judgment on the Falcons this early, I've consistently overrated them in the past and that's taught me that they're wildly inconsistent.
[*] Like I've been saying for weeks, the Vikings are for real. Their defense is elite. I've been hearing people talk about there being something wrong with Aaron Rodgers all morning, mentioning his leg and his confidence.
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Post Post #319 (ISO) » Mon Sep 19, 2016 1:40 am

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Last night Sam Bradford out performed Aaron Rodgers. I need to make sure the reactor on my time machine is ok. Make sure it didn't somehow cause that
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Post Post #320 (ISO) » Mon Sep 19, 2016 7:44 am

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In post 316, PokerFace wrote:If houston starts 3-0 i will need to rethink afc south
[optimistic homer]They won't.[/optimistic homer]

Still need to rethink it. The Jaguars are seriously disappointing, they have the roster to win that division but they're just... not good. Maybe the problem was coaching all along. Sunday was Gus Bradley's 50th game as a head coach. He's 12-38 - 169th out of 170 of all the NFL coaches who've had that many games as a head coach. The only one behind him was Bert Bell, who managed to avoid being fired because he also owned the Eagles. That's not all down to bad roster.
Wraith wrote:Rumors of Arizona's demise have been greatly exaggerated.
Yeah, Palmer looked back to being his normal self. I said it was too soon to write them off after last week, and that performance proved me right.
The Seahawks are in
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Let's not make the same mistake with the Seahawks you literally just commented on with the Cardinals. Their defence is still legit - they've conceded 19 points in two games - and have has Rawls and Wilson hobbled by injuries the last couple of weeks. Don't get me wrong, there are reasons to be concerned about the Seahawks, but "serious trouble" is going too far. Against the Rams, you could see how much Wilson's ankle was hurting them, there were several sacks or near sacks that a healthy Wilson could have avoided and bought time to make a play with his mobility.
Like I've been saying for weeks, the Vikings are for real. Their defense is elite. I've been hearing people talk about there being something wrong with Aaron Rodgers all morning, mentioning his leg and his confidence.
Going back to last season, he's on a 14 (?) game streak without a passer rating of over 100, and his yards per attempt are drastically down. There's something wrong with Rogers. It might be his o-line, though, cutting Sitton because they weren't willing to pay him what he wanted seems like a poor move right now. The growth from the Vikings D is pretty impressive, though. It helps that Bradford and Diggs seem to have instant chemistry, though some of the hits he took should worry Vikings fans.
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In post 312, Llamarble wrote:Brissett actually did okay. Maybe get someone else in case he goes down too but I'd expect more out of him than a Yates/Flynn type with only a few days to prepare. I'd support picking up Peyton Manning for a couple games though because that would be hilarious.

I think "Patriots are screwed" is overstating the Texans' chances. I don't think the Texans are screwed either but I doubt they have more than a 40% chance of winning, especially if Gronk comes back.
Brissett threw 9 passes in more than a half of football. Now, that's at least partly a consequence of Jimmy G making actual dolphins want to sue for defamation before he got hurt, meaning the Pats just ran all second half and drained the clock, but it's slightly worrying considering how close it got.

Given that the Pats are on a short week, Brissett will probably start, now I think about it. Also makes Yates a more likely signing - whilst Flynn is familiarish with the system (from the 2015 preseason), Yates played for the Texans last year in broadly the same system and is more familiar with the Texans defensive personnel and scheme, in the event that the Pats need him to start.
Jimmy G has a sprained AC joint, so it's likely they'll bring someone in today. I'm half worried that Belichik might get cocky and decide that Julian Edelman is enough of a back up option for two games rather than bringing someone else in, especially if the Browns get to their first choice before they do...
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Post Post #322 (ISO) » Mon Sep 19, 2016 8:08 am

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Let's not make the same mistake with the Seahawks you literally just commented on with the Cardinals. Their defence is still legit - they've conceded 19 points in two games - and have has Rawls and Wilson hobbled by injuries the last couple of weeks. Don't get me wrong, there are reasons to be concerned about the Seahawks, but "serious trouble" is going too far. Against the Rams, you could see how much Wilson's ankle was hurting them, there were several sacks or near sacks that a healthy Wilson could have avoided and bought time to make a play with his mobility.
The thing is with the Cards, while there were some concerns about Palmer and their defense, they still performed
okay
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