mafiascum Card Deck (Taking orders again! ~5 decks left!)

[vonflare]

Just popping in to say that was a terrible joke.

*dissapears*

[vonflare]

Hey as an aside Majiffy, there seems to be a lot of interest in spanking you. I wonder if we could do something along the lines of taking a plaster cast of your gluteus maximus and mass-producing spankable rubber replicas.
We could even package it as some sort of game which came with small bats and the catchphrase would be "That's-a-Paddlin!" Maybe it has some sensor built in which measures quality and intensity of spanking.

Best name I can come up with right now is "Spank-Me Jif!" even though that doesn't make sense. Game names don't have to, y'know.

So to-do list: source cast, find rubber producer, make pilot, push into cult/underground status, sell pilot, advertise heavily into mainstream, make more, profit.
You can have like a 0.5% royalty on nett profits? You'll also be liable for any losses but pffffft

/in

[vonflare]

Every time someone asks about my tee I explain the game and the site to them.

I cannot figure out how to explain the site and game to people without making it sound either lame and/or criminal.

Any tips?

[vonflare]

hat

[vonflare]

pro quoting skills

[vonflare]

Put it all into an emergency fund that mith can use if the donations drop to below server costs.

Think of the long term!

[vonflare]

I remember when they were still taking orders back when we had to walk to school in the freezing snow in our bare feet uphill both ways

[vonflare]

information hype!

[vonflare]

I just want a shirt

[vonflare]

good discussion you've got going there.

I personally would include an arsonist, as sort of a less-powerful SK that can be used in smaller face-to-face setups

[vonflare]

mafia card meme has reached its final form

[vonflare]

or is this fantasy

[vonflare]

caught in a landslide of mafia cards

[vonflare]

Open your eyes,
Look up to the skies and see,
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy,
Because I'm easy come, easy go,
Little high, little low,
Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me.

Mama, just killed a man,
Put a gun against his head,
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead.
Mama, life had just begun,
But now I've gone and thrown it all away.

Mama, ooh,
Didn't mean to make you cry,
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters.

Too late, my time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine,
Body's aching all the time.
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go,
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth.

Mama, ooh (any way the wind blows),
I don't wanna die,
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all.

I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?
Thunderbolt and lightning,
Very, very frightening me.
(Galileo) Galileo.
(Galileo) Galileo,
Galileo Figaro
Magnifico-o-o-o-o.

I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me.
He's just a poor boy from a poor family,
Spare him his life from this monstrosity.

Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go. (Let him go!)
Bismillah! We will not let you go. (Let him go!)
Bismillah! We will not let you go. (Let me go!)
Will not let you go. (Let me go!)
Never, never let you go
Never let me go, oh.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, mama mia, mama mia (Mama mia, let me go.)
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me.

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby,
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here.

(Oh, yeah, oh yeah)

Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters,
Nothing really matters to me.

Any way the wind blows.

[vonflare]

In the not-too-distant future, I should be able to set this up as print-on-demand, so you won't have to wait on me to get a deck. (And we can potentially offer different deck configurations that way.)

How about more shirts? I need a new shirt.

I would buy one shirt