Mini 1837: Family Mafia (GAME OVER)

[Papa Zito]

oh shit there's a spyrex and a nacho in this game? When did that happen. This is like, you wake up one day and you didn't even realize it's Christmas and there's presents for you and everything.


uh


VOTE: dramonic Trust me kids this is where it's at.

[Papa Zito]

Nice to see you too papa zito

You were already on the list when I joined hippo come on man

BUT if you insist

OMG it's hiplop!!!! He's my FAVORITE holy shit I didn't even realize he was in this game??????????????????

[Papa Zito]

There could be more presents all you have to do is open a jalapeño box.
With a knife.
In the face like 8 times

look at this post

vote: SpicyJalapenoKnocks

Will you listen to me this game Spy?

LOOK AT IT

[Papa Zito]

I'd like this wagon a lot more if the target was actually around.

[Papa Zito]

yeah ofc then they go and do that and make me look stupid

[Papa Zito]

What are they at? Derphammer to victory is great and all but

[Papa Zito]

I am not happy.

lol

[Papa Zito]

No no the question is why

isn't

dram a good lynch.

You look at that iso and tell me.

[Papa Zito]

VOTE: Spicy

L-1

[Papa Zito]

some

thanks me too



can you be specific or what

The effort isn't worth it just string him up up up string him up up up string him up up up he's on fire

[Papa Zito]

I am a surgeon who cuts away the cancer with skilled precision.

[Papa Zito]

Because it's dram and his ISO always sucks?

don't you meta at me boy I'll have none of that nonsense

[Papa Zito]

VOTE: sircakez

[Papa Zito]

I THINK I MADE MY POINT

VOTE: Dramonic

srsly tho where my dram votes at

[Papa Zito]

But Nacho is gr8

Why would you do that to Nacho

[Papa Zito]

Elyse's case was a pile of crap and Nacho tore it to shreds. More interesting is Elyse refuses to back down afterwards.

well met

I am entreating the blood gods for a miracle vig. Please oh miracle vig deliver us the dead bodies, amen.

[Papa Zito]

I just can't see scum holding onto it though zito help me

The concentrated awful from the outset certainly doesn't seem to be coming from a sunshine and rainbows place. The subsequent lack of backtrack feels more deer-in-headlights stuck that stubborn stuck. It's "yeah well uh fuck here lemme sling some mud and slink into my hole to let this blow over" to me. If this was true town blinders tunneling AHA I FOUND SCUMZ here I would expect a dissection of Nacho's response but instead she took her ball and went home.

But that's just a theory, a game theory, thanks for watching.

[Papa Zito]

kraska vote dram with me and I'll give you a cookie

and not one of those godawful raisin nightmares either

[Papa Zito]

Well you're not getting me to vote dram from his silly but let's talk portions since you guys are haters

spyrex r u ok

[Papa Zito]

he sounds like he had a stroke mid sentence

[Papa Zito]

This is a VC.

utl r u ok

I haven't had coffee yet, so no.

[Papa Zito]

Great question.

Though to be fair, pretty much everyone has gone scarce after that smashing opening.


Ok Spy, I'll call.

VOTE: Jalapeno

[Papa Zito]

{insert obligatory meta-is-bad statement here}

[Papa Zito]

{insert obligatory meta-is-bad statement here}

{insert behavioral quirks are not indicative of alignment retort here}

is this real life

[Papa Zito]

{insert obligatory meta-is-bad statement here}

{insert behavioral quirks are not indicative of alignment retort here}

is this real life

I mean seriously, what kind of response is this?

Is this real life? It is, actually! The people in this game are just as real and just as live as you are, Zito.

It's easy to forget that and treat them as mere words on the screen, but we all have our very own set of quirks and, yes, even feelings!

This is something I'm coming to terms with myself, so I understand the confusion I guess.

EBWOP

I disagree I think you're actually Tay 2.0

[Papa Zito]

Why did you unvote someone with a garbage iso only to vote another person with a garbage iso?

Yeah exactly.

They're literally the same right now.

[Papa Zito]

I mean

You have a full L-1 wagon tally-ho on one guy
Then you have zero wagon on the second guy
And they're literally the same guy
So what's the point of derailing wagon A at this juncture

[Papa Zito]

No I was never on the spicy wagon how dare you accuse me of such things.


And it hasn't done everything it could aka lynch spicy :V

[Papa Zito]

Spy

if you give me dram

I will give you jalapeno

[Papa Zito]

This is a Zito Limited Time Offer

act now while supplies last

check local listings for showtimes

[Papa Zito]

Hey brainiac

can you show me real substantive difference between hiplop and jalapeno isos

[Papa Zito]

Yeah look at it.

[Papa Zito]

Yeah that was my snarky response to being asked if I'd ever been on the wagon I was currently on.

You'll have to beware my snark I've got bucketloads of the stuff.


VOTE: Dramonic
pedit: lol

[Papa Zito]

why are there not 8 votes on sir cakez

You're the only one interested and you haven't been around to push it so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Papa Zito]

ok this clearly isn't gonna go anywhere

I will just have to hope for judgement bolts from heaven


VOTE: camn

[Papa Zito]

I'm not here to enthuse you House I'm here to hunt scum. I know this is a weird concept but stick around you may learn something.

@gT try reading things maybe you'll get it

[Papa Zito]

Oh @Spyrex I've been monitoring hiplop's activity on the site (and elsewhere #secrets) for a while and it's been extremely low, hope that helps.

[Papa Zito]

can you tell me what flavor the kool-aid is I'm curious

[Papa Zito]

it speaks

[Papa Zito]

I'm on camn right now for reasons. I'd also vote Elyse for reasons. I'd also happily remove any of {dram, jalapeno, hiplop} because duh.

The camn vote already provoked some interesting reactions, there may be benefits to *squeezing* the *juice*.

[Papa Zito]

jfc this spam is unbelievable

recent camn posts are even worse gg no re let's get this done

[Papa Zito]

No your posting is your own don't even start with me

Hey while I have your attention

I still wanna know what's substantially different between Hiplop and Jalapeno

[Papa Zito]

Spicy is at least letting us know about r/l demands, for one thing.

hiplop is just a snoozefest unless he starts getting pressure.

Turn up the heat and watch him pop like a kernel.

Oh @Spyrex I've been monitoring hiplop's activity on the site (and elsewhere #secrets) for a while and it's been extremely low, hope that helps.

?

No but seriously. In-game content. Those two. Compare/contrast. What's the substantive difference. halp

[Papa Zito]

House

You should probably take a break man

[Papa Zito]

The problem is that I actually think House is town

But I can't wrap my head around this at all and he apparently can't articulate the thought behind it so I'm ????????????

[Papa Zito]

If you really need to hear it, my hop off of Spicy was originally a gambit to get someone else comfortable with putting them at L-1.

Then I was gonna hammer that sucker home with glee.

Then his wagon disintegrated so I stayed put because he's Spicy 2.0.

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

this post does not compute

You've been actively defending Spicy the last few pages, don't tell me your gambit (and I do so love my gambits) has extended for this long despite that wagon being dead for ages?

[Papa Zito]

what's wrong with it

[Papa Zito]

Also what kind of cake are you? This is important.

[Papa Zito]

ok bro

VOTE: Elyse

[Papa Zito]

grumpgrump


y halo thar Ran glad you made it in


Postie is town guys FTR sorry to burst your bubble there.

[Papa Zito]

This post is a mess I apologize but such is the nature of the catchup beast. Which is not the same as the ketchup beast, whose nature is delicious.

Once she flips scum, I'm rubbing this post in your face so hard.

When she flips town - which she won't cuz she's living to endgame - I'm gonna lol

@Ran:

When you start basing reads on how a small fraction of posts "feel" it's a good indicator you're on the wrong track. Regarding "forgetting a read"

House, can you tell me your read on Giga?

Long answer will have to wait, but short and sweet version is she's scum.

No wait, town.

Derp, it's early and I need caffeine.

I'm curious why House was met with a hearty guffaw for essentially doing the same thing. Help me out.

@Nacho

BAD PEOPLE:
CAKEZ (?)

tell me more


I hear there's a jalapeno wagon.
VOTE: spicy chicken sandwich

[Papa Zito]

I'll admit I didn't click on the Land of Ten Thousand Links.

Just for my sanity what's your Postie read atm?

[Papa Zito]

I know you did, I'm not complaining, I'm just explaining that I'm a lazy bastard who doesn't put in the appropriate amount of work sometimes.

This is one of the really super rare cases where I'm not gonna bulldog on a "null" read cuz I saw you did attempt to unnull it and you were shut down because ??????????

[Papa Zito]

I've shut people down before when I find their line of questioning irritating so it's not like this is some new scientific phenomenon BUT my ????? comes from the fact that your questioning looked perfectly fine so I dunno what she took umbrage with. I think you're both town anyway at this point so I haven't been thinking about it too much.

I've got no issues with what Nacho is doing. Elyse still requires rope. I can't say no to a tasty jalapeno tho.

[Papa Zito]

ohshit

SpyreX can you give me like 10 minutes before you hammer plz

[Papa Zito]

ok perfect thanks


THIS GOES FOR ANY OTHER CHUCKLEHEAD WHO WANTS TO LOLHAMMER GIMME A FEW MINUTES GOSH

[Papa Zito]

aight before we go to night I just wanna

dayvig: camn

oh baby

[Papa Zito]

docs/jailkeepers/etc ilu

[Papa Zito]

is there anything else we need to hash out real quick

[Papa Zito]

trololol?

[Papa Zito]

(s?? doubting the dayvig is real)

whoa whoa whoa whoa
whoa


whoa




whoa



I do NOT fuck around with the sacred duty of the vigilante ok. You have impugned my honor.

[Papa Zito]

well it's about to go down so save me from them Voldemorts giga.

[Papa Zito]

I want people to focus on getting Giga to commit to stances.

I'm not seeing this.

[Papa Zito]

UTL is on btw so any last words

[Papa Zito]

oh ok

first that bullshit with my shot

and then they kill spyrex

fuck this game

VOTE: camn this doesn't move

[Papa Zito]

:/ Wish you'd held that guilty.

Talk to me about camn?

I thought you'd be gunning for Elyse today.

I shot her and she didn't die. That's not exactly how a PGO works.

pedit: There were shenanigans, I did have a shot, I lack dead camns and would like to rectify this.

[Papa Zito]

It sure would.

[Papa Zito]

dw about it, what's done is done.

I want camn's blood tomorrow tho.

[Papa Zito]

I mean I get associations and etc but we have a real bit of reconciled data here.

[Papa Zito]

I mean I get associations and etc but we have a

real bit of reconciled data here

.

What are you referring to? I looked up the definition but can only guess the guilty?

Does camn ever outlive you?

recently he got the N1, and I got the N2. That was great.

ps:

camn-claim: PGO

p-edit. postie why.

aight before we go to night I just wanna

dayvig: camn

oh baby

FU ZITO LOL!

HTH

[Papa Zito]

i also expected kraska to be a lot more uncomfortable rolling scum against me, but her posting didn't seem like she was trying to avoid manipulating me at all? so idk.

it's almost like meta is garbage

revelations abound

[Papa Zito]

Because I'm a bus driver and nacho was my pick yesterday

I'd love to hear the ouroboros logic that led to this decision

[Papa Zito]

wtf is 3p

[Papa Zito]

Oh.

Then why the hell not say "ok u got me I'm SK lolol"

I'd advocate leaving it alive if only to shoot dram but I have a feeling you guys aren't gonna be keen.

BTW camn we all see you studiously ignoring the questions re: why you continue breathing so just know I'm not letting this go and you can keep ignoring them as you swing tomorrow ok

[Papa Zito]

Figures.

well guyz this was fun let's do it again tomorrow

pedit: every single one of your posts is nails on chalkboard

[Papa Zito]

UTL I want my shot back so I can shoot camn again

[Papa Zito]

Yeah yeah yeah

It's just I had this vig shot see? And not just a vig shot, a DAY vig shot. And I'm like, yes. yes, this is good. This is the dream right here. I get to cull the herd and I get to do it IN PUBLIC this is the best. But POOF it's gone, lodged somewhere in camn's hide, and I am sad.

Then today it's like zomg SK - we can leash it! I can continue vigging vicariously through kraska! Hope renewed! hallelujah

I have EMOTIONAL NEEDS man don't judge ok

[Papa Zito]

whoa I'd love for you to kill dram


he made fun of my hateboner

[Papa Zito]

I'm more town than u guys

well technically

[Papa Zito]

Oh you shot SpyreX?

I missed this somehow.

Kill it with fire.

[Papa Zito]

Yeah that was pretty clearly a reputation kill given the lynch results.

[Papa Zito]

can I shoot her now

[Papa Zito]

I can't believe Zito was lucky enough to role dayvig but unlucky enough to shoot the one person in the game who can't be killed by bullets!

cuz this is some epic bullshit right here

[Papa Zito]

Question, thoughts on my play?

You were a major presence in the game and widely townread. Your contributions were very positive! If I was gonna critique anything I'd say there are times you may want to dial it back a bit and let the game breathe, but overall I think you played a very solid game.

[Papa Zito]

I still wanna see the QT

[Papa Zito]

wait what

I thought he was banned o_O