Survivor: Over The Top (Season 3 Episode 3)

[pablito]

Neleh seduced Dan to make sure that he would vote Rachel since she's wanted her out since last tribal. She kept rubbing his head and saying "You look sexy with your hair pushed back, Dave can you tell him that he looks sexy with his hair pushed back?" It worked.

Dave and Dan secretly were touching fingertips during tribal council. No one knew the better. However, Dave was a bit jealous with how close Dan and Teresa had been recently. Dave started gripping Dan's hand even tighter. Teresa's answers during tribal council left a little more to the imagination.

[Save The Dragons]

Paul was jealous of Dan because since his heart gave out he can't have real moobs anymore. His cyborg sense of hearing (which is the same as his normal sense of hearing since his ears didn't get replaced or anything) caught wind of the vote on Rachel and he was going to go that way but upon seeing the moobs at TC there was no choice anymore.

Rachel lost her life preserver luxury item earlier that day as it floated out to sea. She spent most of the day looking for it instead of campaigning, or being present around camp. It was a special gift from Tyson. Devastated by the loss, Rachel did an about face and went from being disliked by everyone to...more...dislikeder...by everyone, culminating in an epic argument about moobs (as most epic arguments are about). Rather than force the tie, she decided to end her survivor career in true Tyson Aposol style and voted Paul to ensure that the only thing between her and her man was a week and a half of sequester.

[CuddlyCaucasian]

I'll count the votes.

Spoiler: 1st vote

Spoiler: 2nd vote

Spoiler: 3rd vote

Spoiler: 4th vote

Spoiler: 5th vote

Spoiler: 6th vote

Spoiler: 7th vote

Spoiler: final vote

better off ted

Spoiler: Voting Chart

[CuddlyCaucasian]

Reward challenge: Each tribe must build a stretcher. At the challenge, two tribe members (the rescuers) must go rescue the remaining three members (the victims) scattered around the course and bring them back to the triage unit. Once the victim is back to the start, they become a rescuer and go with the others to get the next victim. The winning tribe receives two items chosen from the Survivor catalog by each tribe, plus toothpaste, toothbrushes, deodorant, and shampoo.

Original Roll String: 1d2

1 2-Sided Dice: (2) = 2

Immunity challenge: Each maze has 5 totem poles with a medallion attached to each. As a unit, they must maneuver through the maze and collect the medallions in order, then find their way to the finish line.

Original Roll String: 1d2

1 2-Sided Dice: (2) = 2

[CuddlyCaucasian]

{Tribal Council 5}

{Dan Barry, Dave Johnson, Neleh Dennis, Paul Wachter, Teresa Cooper}

The Ogakor's winning streak of 1 immunity was cut short. What will best preserve their unity moving forward?

(expired on 2016-12-05 16:48:37)

to vote.

[Malkon05]

Anna and Tony's vote was super easy. As the most popular and interesting people on the tribe, neither one were targets. Tony's use of his spy shack burn book made them figure out that Ted was "picking his nose and totally eating it like a booger glutton." He decorated the page in the book and used dirt and twigs to give it a more "earthy chic feel." Then it was just a matter of reading everyone else's reactions. As much as they are frenemies, in the end it's better to keep your enemies super close, so they went with the majority to keep The Plastics on top.

[Save The Dragons]

Vince, having to abandon his goal of setting up a frond (not a branch) of his coconut business, used his excellent salesmanship skills and people skills to determine who his competition for alpha male of this tribe truly was. Mikayla. She was going down. All this talk about shutting down this Brandon Hantz guy. Now he sounded like an alpha male, and if she shut him down...

"Becky! Hey, Becky! It's Yul Kwon! Nice to meet you! I've been briefed on the situation. Oh this? Yeah, since I wasn't allowed on survivor, it gave me a chance to develop this telepathic communication device. I'm hoping I can turn it into a way to make people more empathetic to each other and my early projects reduce violence by 50% worldwide. Isn't that neat? I mean, that does add to overpopulation, but that's another problem for me to solve *insert award winning smile*

Anyway, I think you should vote for Ted. It kind of seems like other people are doing it, from what reading their minds have told me. I suggest you do it. Kwon out! Haha, I've always wanted to say that. Good luck, Becky!"

And thus, Becky did as Yul bade.

[Vijarada]

I'm gonna /in for the last spot of season 3.

[CuddlyCaucasian]

Since we've gotten 8 votes already, I'm gonna call it.

Spoiler: 1st vote

Spoiler: 2nd vote

Spoiler: 3rd vote

Spoiler: 4th vote

Spoiler: final vote

byeborg

Spoiler: Voting Chart

Why did Dave vote for Dan?/?!!!

[CuddlyCaucasian]

Reward challenge: Each tribe selects one set of eyes while the rest are blindfolded. The set of eyes will navigate the tribe through a series of tasks. First is getting two logs into a sawhorse, then switching out a fishing trap on land for one in the water, then filling up a bucket with water from a water tower, and pouring it into a wine barrel until it overflows, then finally getting a picnic basket to the final table. The winning tribe receives DORITOS and MOUNTAIN DEW.

Original Roll String: 1d2

1 2-Sided Dice: (1) = 1

Immunity challenge: Each tribe, tethered together, would race through a log chute, down a sand slide to and across the river, climb over obstacles, and sprint across the sand to the finish line.

Original Roll String: 1d2

1 2-Sided Dice: (1) = 1

[pablito]

Mikayla felt real weird that Ted kept cornering her and talking about his wife. Mikayla just really wanted to build a shelter, but Ted kept talking about how his dead wife Barbara was frozen at the bottom of the lake, but he couldn't warm her up by spooning with her every night. Mikayla thought he was crazy and should have never been cast. Anyway, she thought Ted was one of her patrons at her candid modelling service, and she didn't want him revealing her real job, so she voted him out.

Ted thought Anna smelled like vanilla-infused bourbon applesauce. He likes applesauce so much that he enjoys dumping it into a kiddie pool and swimming in it. Ted wanted to swim in a pool of vanilla-infused bourbon applesauce. In those deep brown pools with its spiky sweetness. So Ted wanted to vote Anna or something. But Ted just wanted to remind everyone in the voting booth that he really loves his wife and he's not even attracted to you. Why would he even be attracted to you when he's got a hot wife at home that totally listens to him. I mean, he's never been attracted to any single female since he started dating his wife. Married men do not covet others.

[CuddlyCaucasian]

{Tribal Council 6}

{Anna Khait, Becky Lee, Brendan Synnott, Mikayla Wingle}
{Tina Wesson, Tony Vlachos, Vince Sly}

After a near unanimous vote last time, where will the cracks form without an obvious target?

(expired on 2016-12-05 23:09:22)

to vote.

[CuddlyCaucasian]

But Ted just wanted to remind everyone in the voting booth that he really loves his wife and he's not even attracted to you. Why would he even be attracted to you when he's got a hot wife at home that totally listens to him. I mean, he's never been attracted to any single female since he started dating his wife. Married men do not covet others.

He's so misunderstood.

[BROseidon]

150-200% misunderstood.

[pablito]

Neleh was real excited to come out and announce to everyone that she and Dan were dating now. It was quite clear that she has a huge thing for older men. I mean Dan was just sitting there sitting all lonely every single day and Neleh took advantage of it and used her seduction skills on Dan. Because it was so clear to Neleh that she must be doing a huge favor allowing an older man to be attracted to her. I mean, that's the most philanthropic thing she's done on the island so far. Since she can't fundraise for AIDS on the island, she figured that she needs to make up the karma in the world. And not like Karma Electra, but like Karma and Dharma (but not Greg).

Dave was jealous of Neleh sitting on his man's lap every day. He knew that Dan couldn't surely be attracted to a dumb basic half-blonde girl, but maybe he was wrong? Maybe he sang the wrong note during his rendition of Day Man, fighter of the night man, champion of the sun, master of karate and friendship for everyone. Maybe he gripped Dan's hand too tightly at last tribal council and broke his fingers? Whatever happened, he knew that the time was at an end and he had to move on. Dan had given up on him, and there was no need to get down about it and destroy his own self-esteem. So Dave realized that Dan was using him for his rock hard abs and sexy underwear, so Dave voted for Dan. He'll always remember Dan for the morning sunrises where they shared a canteen, but Dave knew that in his heart of hearts, he's really just a gold digger, and he needed to upgrade to Vince, he of the luscious Salon-Selectives conditioned locks of hair and the eyebrows. Dave never had a moment to speak with Vince, but he knew that a wink could mean everything and he needs to claim his love for him at the next immunity challenge.

[Save The Dragons]

Paul was shocked to see Dave and Dan no longer holding hands the same way they normally were, holding hands in the typical manly platonic way that men often held hands, instead of the natural loving caress of fingers. It affected him deeply, unsure how it was touching his no longer human heart. No, he was a big bad cyborg, ready to win at all costs! How could he falter here? But Paul shook his head in understanding; he knew you cannot spell cyborg without humanity. He voted Neleh as he saw her come in between the two.

Paul left, saying the first words since he got here, and he said he had a heart-filled time, then chuckled. No one was quite sure what that meant. As he was walking away, he paused, remembering his cyborg directive of defeating all the humans. Like all cyborgs are capable of doing, he turned his hand into a gun and ran back towards the platform, until several men in black suits and dark sunglasses stole him away, never to be seen again...or

[CuddlyCaucasian]

Just as he learned to understand human emotion.

[Malkon05]

Being the moob jiggling manwhore that he was, Dan had no issues letting Neleh show him love and affection. She even said she truly believed "He had ESPN or something." Even Dave had laughed at him a little for that. So instead he latched on to the woman who didn't chastise him for who he was. It didn't mean he felt good about losing the rocket man to his day man. He just knew that he and Dave were on a rocky roller coaster. Excited to see what his new prospects would lead to, he let her say they were in a relationship. It wasn't really mutual per say...he was kind of leading her on, but that's what manwhores do. Plus...he had a feeling he wasn't the first older man that Neleh had gone after. This worked for now, and would appease his other secret alliance member, Teresa, who had been not quite on the same page for awhile. He just hoped he could protect Dave long enough in the event that the two somehow rekindled...however knowing that Dave voted for him stung...and confirmed what they had was a fleeting showmance and leaving him...a little heartbroken...he planned to confront the other about this if they went to TC again.

Teresa cackled as Paul left, her desire to split up the lovers Dan and Dave had gone so well...better than well. It wasn't terribly difficult, all she had to do was make something where there was nothing. Using her influence and a little illegal cash she smuggled in from her daddy, she paid Neleh to seduce and then date Dan...which she, not so surprisingly, was willing to do. They made a secret agreement to hoes before bros and used this to hook her in. With her well manicured claws now into both Dan and Neleh, she has a very comfortable mastermind position on her tribe now. Hopefully it will last long enough for her to reunite with The Plastics and run the game...like totally. She adjusted her pink hat and handed everyone else pink things to wear Wednesday after Paul left. This game was going soooooo fetch!

[CuddlyCaucasian]

I'll count the votes.

Spoiler: 1st vote

Spoiler: 2nd vote

Spoiler: 3rd vote

Spoiler: 4th vote

Spoiler: 5th vote

Spoiler: 6th vote

Spoiler: final vote

dragon = slayed

Spoiler: Voting Chart

[CuddlyCaucasian]

{Barramundi Tribe}

{Anna Khait, Becky Lee, Dan Barry, Dave Johnson, Mikayla Wingle}
{Neleh Dennis, Teresa Cooper, Tina Wesson, Tony Vlachos, Vince Sly}

Immunity challenge: Each tribe member will stand on top of a wooden pillar in the water, with the last castaway remaining winning immunity.

Original Roll String: 1d10

1 10-Sided Dice: (5) = 5

[CuddlyCaucasian]

{Tribal Council 7}

{Anna Khait, Becky Lee, Dan Barry, Dave Johnson, Mikayla Wingle}
{Neleh Dennis, Teresa Cooper, Tina Wesson, Tony Vlachos, Vince Sly}

The astronaut rebounds from his rough break-up and wins immunity! Who will be voted out?

(expired on 2016-12-06 11:29:40)

to vote.

[pablito]

Mikayla has a fetish for long men's hair and wanted to touch Vince's hair and just fondle it between her fingers. Mikayla has long slender fingers that many men desire. When Mikayla asked Vince if she could touch his hair he responded "No, you never touch someone else's hair. Have you not learned anything from Rachel Dolezal? White women cannot covet others' hair nor touch it." Mikayla got a bit sore, but it wasn't long until she saw Brendan creepily staring at her from afar and it made it her so comfortable to be stared at once again. She went up to Brendan and was able to sell her candid model 25% off deal. Brendan bought the "Stare through binoculars at the other end of the darkly-lit bar while she slowly eats a three-hot-dog platter while counting them through the power of algebra" modelling package. Mikayla voted along with Brendan then to vote out Vince, but Mikayla stared off into the horizon while contemplating why every single man who ever covets her gets voted out...

[Save The Dragons]

After the alpha male of his tribe, Mikayla, attempted to touch his hair, Vince knew he was in trouble.

"Hey, Becky! Did you know, in the past there was an invasion of dragons in the past? I had no idea until the international time police came to me and ask me to slay them all using my time machine in the name of preserving our past. I couldn't kill the poor beasts, so I took them with me and made a dragon preserve. The dragons were so grateful, we agreed to create a tourist spot where kids can come and high-five dragons. The international time police weren't too happy, but I cut them in on some of the profits, which placated them.

"Yul, is there a point to all of this?"

"Oh, yeah! It would be best if you were to slay this "dragon" guy. Brendan, I think is his name. Sorry, I guess those two thoughts aren't related, I just wanted to keep you appraised on all the cool stuff I was doing! So how about you, Becky, how's the game going for you?"

"Oh, it's fine, but..."

"That's great! It's great to meet you and be able to talk with you. Trust me, vote out Brendan. Kwon out..."

"Wait! Yul, I actually talked to people a bit, this time. There's a group on Vince as well, and if I vote him, he's going to go home, I'm leaning towards voting him out."

"..."

But Yul was gone.

Vince walked around camp telling people he was going to vote off Mikayla, emulating good survivor strategy. Becky pulled him aside and told him to vote for Brendan instead. At first Vince said no, until Becky told him Brendan hates coconuts, and then Brendan was dead to Vince.

[CuddlyCaucasian]

Teams Update!

Spoiler: PrivateI's Team

Spoiler: Pablito's Team

Spoiler: Save The Dragons' Team

Spoiler: Malkon's Team

[CuddlyCaucasian]

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