LOADED QUESTIONS: ROUND GODDAMN FIFTEEN

[Errantparabola]

Yeah sure random
This is me saying results tonight.

[Eggplantaorta]

ROUND 4- ADVICE ROUND RESULTS!

First things first, you are 100% right, randomidget. It was an astonishing lack of foresight for me to have not done that earlier. It makes things easier for everyone. Also, sorry I didn't bold names. I was almost done when I realized I should have, and by then it was just too late you know... :<

And please let me know if I made any mistakes--although I really hope I did not.

Anyway, the guessers this round are yawetag, BigYoshiFan, Cheery Dog, Vi, and randomidget. Both Cheery Dog and random predicting they got 1 correct... let's see the results?!

Vi's Results

Spoiler: Vi's Guesses

BigYoshiFan: Relax.
Malkon05: Be more gayer.
Creature: Lisa isn’t worth it, don’t bother with robotics, and for God’s sake no you cannot afford to miss that class.
randomidget: Shut up
Cheery Dog: Stop playing so many computer games and study. Don’t play so many computer games
MTD: Life ain’t bad.
Shaziro: Grit your teeth and come out to your roommate/parents/friends, goddammit.
Errantparabola: Listen to advice
Ircher: Don’t let EP make you answer questions that will give them future life advice.
KittyMo: Trust is earned, not given.
Felissan: Don't ring that bell
BipolarChemist: plz don’t play league of legends
mykonian: forget your dreams, life is hopeless
Equinox: The world is bigger than this and full of people
Hellfire Missile: Wake up and smell the bullshit.
Yawetag: Stay away from Mafia
Vi: Give in. Bat at her hair.

CORRECT MATCHES
Malkon05
Vi

PAIRS THAT WERE SWAPPED
N/A

yawetag's Results

Spoiler: yawetag's Guesses

Yawetag: Life ain’t bad.
MTD: forget your dreams, life is hopeless
randomidget: Grit your teeth and come out to your roommate/parents/friends, goddammit.
Felissan: The world is bigger than this and full of people
Errantparabola: Don't let EP make you answer questions that will give them future life advice.
Cheery Dog: Give in. Bat at her hair.
Creature: Stop playing so many computer games and study. Don't play so many computer games
Vi: Lisa isn't worth it, don't bother with robotics, and for God's sake no you cannot afford to miss that class.
mykonian: Listen to advice
BipolarChemist: Stay away from Mafia
Shaziro: Don't ring that bell
KittyMo: plz don't play league of legends
Ircher: Relax.
BigYoshiFan: Wake up and smell the bullshit.
Hellfire Missile: Shut up
Equinox: Trust is earned, not given.
Malkon05: Be more gayer.

CORRECT MATCHES
yawetag
KittyMo
Ircher
Malkon05

PAIRS THAT WERE SWAPPED
Creature/Hellfire Missile
BigYoshiFan/Equinox

Cheery Dog's Results

Spoiler: Cheery Dog's Guesses

Cheery Dog: Listen to advice
Errantparabola: Don’t let EP make you answer questions that will give them future life advice.
BipolarChemist: Grit your teeth and come out to your roommate/parents/friends, goddammit.
mykonian: Wake up and smell the bullshit.
Vi: forget your dreams, life is hopeless
Equinox: Stay away from Mafia
KittyMo: plz don’t play league of legends
Shaziro: Shut up
Felissan: Don't ring that bell
Ircher: Stop playing so many computer games and study. Don’t play so many computer games
MTD: The world is bigger than this and full of people
BigYoshiFan: Lisa isn’t worth it, don’t bother with robotics, and for God’s sake no you cannot afford to miss that class.
randomidget: Be more gayer.
Malkon05: Trust is earned, not given.
Creature: Life ain’t bad.
Hellfire Missile: Relax.
Yawetag: Give in. Bat at her hair.

CORRECT MATCHES
Cheery Dog
KittyMo

PAIRS THAT WERE SWAPPED
Errantparabola/BipolarChemist
Ircher/Hellfire Missile

randomidget's Results

Spoiler: randomidget's Guesses

BigYoshiFan: The world is bigger than this and full of people
Cheery Dog: Relax.
Creature: Wake up and smell the bullshit.
Vi: Stay away from Mafia
mykonian: plz don’t play league of legends
Ircher: Listen to advice
Equinox: Grit your teeth and come out to your roommate/parents/friends, goddammit.
randomidget: forget your dreams, life is hopeless
KittyMo: Trust is earned, not given.
MTD: Don’t let EP make you answer questions that will give them future life advice.
Felissan: Don't ring that bell
Shaziro: Shut up
Malkon05: Life ain’t bad.
BipolarChemist: Be more gayer.
Hellfire Missile: Lisa isn’t worth it, don’t bother with robotics, and for God’s sake no you cannot afford to miss that class.
Yawetag: Stop playing so many computer games and study. Don’t play so many computer games
Errantparabola: Give in. Bat at her hair.

CORRECT MATCHES
randomidget

PAIRS THAT WERE SWAPPED
Cheery Dog/Ircher

BigYoshiFan's Results

Spoiler: BigYoshiFan's Guesses

BigYoshiFan: Trust is earned, not given.
Cheery Dog: Don't ring that bell.
Creature: Wake up and smell the bullshit.
Vi: Shut up
mykonian: Don’t let EP make you answer questions that will give them future life advice.
Ircher: Relax.
Equinox: The world is bigger than this and full of people.
randomidget: plz don’t play league of legends
KittyMo: Listen to advice
MTD: Stay away from Mafia
Felissan: Lisa isn't worth it, don't bother with robotics, and for God's sake no you can't afford to miss that class.
Shaziro: Give in. Bat at her hair.
Malkon05: Stop playing so many computer games and study. Don’t play so many computer games
BipolarChemist: forget your dreams, life is hopeless
Hellfire Missile: Be more gayer.
Yawetag: Grit your teeth and come out to your roommate/parents/friends, goddammit.
Errantparabola: Life ain't bad.

CORRECT MATCHES
BigYoshiFan
Ircher

PAIRS THAT WERE SWAPPED
Malkon05/Hellfire Missile
yawetag/Errantparabola

Fun Facts

- Seems like some people were on the right track with the answer referencing EP, guessing mykonian or MTD?
- KittyMo, Ircher, and Malkon were both matched multiple times! And yawetag got all 3 of those! Of course, not playing league of legends is just supreme advice no matter what.
- Speaking of mykonian and MTD, I thought it amusing that 1) both were guessed for the EP answer, 2) both were guessed for the life is hopeless answer, 3) MTD was guessed for mykonian's answer. I'm definitely projecting, but perhaps our two site admins really are inseparable?

CORRECT ANSWERS

Spoiler: Answers

Yawetag: Life ain’t bad.
KittyMo: plz don’t play league of legends
Cheery Dog: Listen to advice
BipolarChemist: Don’t let EP make you answer questions that will give them future life advice.
Shaziro: Lisa isn’t worth it, don’t bother with robotics, and for God’s sake no you cannot afford to miss that class.
Hellfire Missile: Stop playing so many computer games and study. Don’t play so many computer games
mykonian: The world is bigger than this and full of people
randomidget: forget your dreams, life is hopeless
Felissan: Stay away from Mafia
Equinox: Wake up and smell the bullshit.
Vi: Give in. Bat at her hair.
BigYoshiFan: Trust is earned, not given.
Ircher: Relax.
Creature: Shut up
Malkon05: Be more gayer.
Errantparabola: Grit your teeth and come out to your roommate/parents/friends, goddammit.

[MTD]

My answer is missing in the correct ones

[Shaziro]

Interesting. Two people think I'd tell past me to shut up and one thinks I should come out!

[Randomnamechange]

Yeah sure random
This is me saying results tonight.

apparently two people think i'm gay.
also i called my number of corrects

[Vi]

Interesting. Two people think I'd tell past me to shut up and one thinks I should come out!

Did I really leave that one on you? Welp :/

randomidget came closest on me; the rest were way off I never cut class and I didn't even know robotics was a thing until I moved to a much richer area many years after high school.

[Randomnamechange]

Interesting. Two people think I'd tell past me to shut up and one thinks I should come out!

Did I really leave that one on you? Welp :/

randomidget came closest on me; the rest were way off I never cut class and I didn't even know robotics was a thing until I moved to a much richer area many years after high school.

it seemed like the kind of thing you would say
although tbh it could come from anyone on the site who no longer plays mafia

[Errantparabola]

MTD was the one about not ringing the bell

[Cheery Dog]

I was excluding my own entry when I predicted 1 correct. Did I forget to mention that.

I thought I'd actually said at least 1, but apparently not

[Eggplantaorta]

ROUND 5- HAPPINESS ROUND

What is a moment where you have been happiest?

(expired on 2017-01-26 09:42:00) left to answer.

[Vi]

@mod: what happens if five people submit small variations on "orgasm"

[mykonian]

be happy the crowd is young, or we'd have a boring round of figuring out who could write: "when my child was born" the most colourfully

[Vi]

That is remarkably true.

(but who will respond with "when I was born"? you selfish parents)

[MTD]

guess what i'll do, now

[Vi]

guess what i'll do, now

after a wank.

[Cheery Dog]

That is remarkably true.

(but who will respond with "when I was born"? you selfish parents)

I was thinking of doing that, and now you've posted it I'm going to have to think of something serious

[Errantparabola]

@mod: what happens if five people submit small variations on "orgasm"

i fully expect you to analyze trends in everyone's posts, extrapolate posting nuances, and be able to accurately match those trends to the differences in each orgasm variation.

[Realeo]

@mod: what happens if five people submit small variations on "orgasm"

i fully expect you to analyze trends in everyone's posts, extrapolate posting nuances, and be able to accurately match those trends to the differences in each orgasm variation.

Someone read too much of Kama Sutra =/

[Vi]

@mod: what happens if five people submit small variations on "orgasm"

i fully expect you to analyze trends in everyone's posts, extrapolate posting nuances, and be able to accurately match those trends to the differences in each orgasm variation.

I feel like to some degree that's what I've been trying to do already. Not knowing people is a big handicap

[Eggplantaorta]

Update tonight, here.

[mykonian]

eek

[Randomnamechange]

Update tonight, here.

wtf this is too soon after the actual deadline i wasn't prepared

[Hellfire Missile]

@mod: what happens if five people submit small variations on "orgasm"

due to this im not even gonna submit anything :3

[Errantparabola]

I wonder if I should rename the thread "EP routinely breaks promises"

[Vi]

@mod: what happens if five people submit small variations on "orgasm"

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