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Post Post #2000 (ISO) » Fri Feb 17, 2017 5:17 am

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I hold no metaphysical beliefs. However... what would you call the being that created the world, who built each and every mountain, who carved out the riverbanks and filled them with water, who planted every tree in every forest and arranged them in neat order, who filled the world with life and light and populated it with people? Would not such a being be an actual God, and not just a functional one?
There's nothing that says that a fake can't beat the real thing.

You must not imagine that for beings like you and us there can be laughter. The low men laugh, and we envy them. But for us, the higher ones, there is no laughter, only an unending vigil, purely serious, stretching on into the night.
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Post Post #2001 (ISO) » Fri Feb 17, 2017 5:20 am

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Yes
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Post Post #2002 (ISO) » Fri Feb 17, 2017 5:26 am

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You said it, not me.
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Post Post #2003 (ISO) » Fri Feb 17, 2017 5:27 am

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But what are you saying?
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I can't remember the last N_M post that wasn't bland, unimaginative and lame. Some shitposters are at least somewhat funny. You are the epitomy of the type of poster that nobody would miss if you were to suddenly disappear. You never add anything of value.
I'm guessing you haven't read the game and probably never will? Why even sign up to play?
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Post Post #2004 (ISO) » Fri Feb 17, 2017 5:28 am

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It's quite simple. I am that being. I built this world. Hence, by your own admission, I am God.
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You must not imagine that for beings like you and us there can be laughter. The low men laugh, and we envy them. But for us, the higher ones, there is no laughter, only an unending vigil, purely serious, stretching on into the night.
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Post Post #2005 (ISO) » Fri Feb 17, 2017 5:30 am

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What world?
Also, what is NM doing? Worst play I’ve ever seen.
I can't remember the last N_M post that wasn't bland, unimaginative and lame. Some shitposters are at least somewhat funny. You are the epitomy of the type of poster that nobody would miss if you were to suddenly disappear. You never add anything of value.
I'm guessing you haven't read the game and probably never will? Why even sign up to play?
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Post Post #2006 (ISO) » Fri Feb 17, 2017 5:30 am

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A minecraft world?
Also, what is NM doing? Worst play I’ve ever seen.
I can't remember the last N_M post that wasn't bland, unimaginative and lame. Some shitposters are at least somewhat funny. You are the epitomy of the type of poster that nobody would miss if you were to suddenly disappear. You never add anything of value.
I'm guessing you haven't read the game and probably never will? Why even sign up to play?
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Post Post #2007 (ISO) » Fri Feb 17, 2017 5:33 am

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I built the world I live in.
There's nothing that says that a fake can't beat the real thing.

You must not imagine that for beings like you and us there can be laughter. The low men laugh, and we envy them. But for us, the higher ones, there is no laughter, only an unending vigil, purely serious, stretching on into the night.
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Post Post #2008 (ISO) » Fri Feb 17, 2017 5:35 am

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Is that also the world I am living in?
Also, what is NM doing? Worst play I’ve ever seen.
I can't remember the last N_M post that wasn't bland, unimaginative and lame. Some shitposters are at least somewhat funny. You are the epitomy of the type of poster that nobody would miss if you were to suddenly disappear. You never add anything of value.
I'm guessing you haven't read the game and probably never will? Why even sign up to play?
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Post Post #2009 (ISO) » Fri Feb 17, 2017 5:38 am

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You're a real person, so I doubt it.
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Post Post #2010 (ISO) » Fri Feb 17, 2017 5:39 am

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Right, I've got the full chat log and I'll post it later. That isn't what you were saying.
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Post Post #2011 (ISO) » Fri Feb 17, 2017 5:40 am

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Feel free to. Everything I said in the chat and everything I say here are all 100% accurate. I guaruntee that from the start.
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Post Post #2012 (ISO) » Fri Feb 17, 2017 5:41 am

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In post 2010, Shaziro wrote:That isn't what you were saying.
As the world's leading authority on Accountant's words, I assert that it is.
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Post Post #2013 (ISO) » Fri Feb 17, 2017 5:43 am

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Again, I'll post the log here later. That would be a contextually nonsensical reading
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Post Post #2014 (ISO) » Fri Feb 17, 2017 5:44 am

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Contextually nonsensical? Don't you know that I was the one who wrote the context? It's arrogant of you to tell Aesop the moral of their own fable.
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Post Post #2015 (ISO) » Fri Feb 17, 2017 5:45 am

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I too am a god, of the world I live in
Also, what is NM doing? Worst play I’ve ever seen.
I can't remember the last N_M post that wasn't bland, unimaginative and lame. Some shitposters are at least somewhat funny. You are the epitomy of the type of poster that nobody would miss if you were to suddenly disappear. You never add anything of value.
I'm guessing you haven't read the game and probably never will? Why even sign up to play?
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Post Post #2016 (ISO) » Fri Feb 17, 2017 5:45 am

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I'm not saying I'm a god though
Also, what is NM doing? Worst play I’ve ever seen.
I can't remember the last N_M post that wasn't bland, unimaginative and lame. Some shitposters are at least somewhat funny. You are the epitomy of the type of poster that nobody would miss if you were to suddenly disappear. You never add anything of value.
I'm guessing you haven't read the game and probably never will? Why even sign up to play?
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Post Post #2017 (ISO) » Fri Feb 17, 2017 5:46 am

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I'm just saying I'm a god
Also, what is NM doing? Worst play I’ve ever seen.
I can't remember the last N_M post that wasn't bland, unimaginative and lame. Some shitposters are at least somewhat funny. You are the epitomy of the type of poster that nobody would miss if you were to suddenly disappear. You never add anything of value.
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Post Post #2018 (ISO) » Fri Feb 17, 2017 5:46 am

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I do not believe you. You did not create Earth. You did not define the laws of physics.
There's nothing that says that a fake can't beat the real thing.

You must not imagine that for beings like you and us there can be laughter. The low men laugh, and we envy them. But for us, the higher ones, there is no laughter, only an unending vigil, purely serious, stretching on into the night.
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Post Post #2019 (ISO) » Fri Feb 17, 2017 5:47 am

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Counterpoint: Yes I did
Also, what is NM doing? Worst play I’ve ever seen.
I can't remember the last N_M post that wasn't bland, unimaginative and lame. Some shitposters are at least somewhat funny. You are the epitomy of the type of poster that nobody would miss if you were to suddenly disappear. You never add anything of value.
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Post Post #2020 (ISO) » Fri Feb 17, 2017 5:49 am

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I require evidence.
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Post Post #2021 (ISO) » Fri Feb 17, 2017 5:50 am

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It is asserted by the correct path
Also, what is NM doing? Worst play I’ve ever seen.
I can't remember the last N_M post that wasn't bland, unimaginative and lame. Some shitposters are at least somewhat funny. You are the epitomy of the type of poster that nobody would miss if you were to suddenly disappear. You never add anything of value.
I'm guessing you haven't read the game and probably never will? Why even sign up to play?
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Post Post #2022 (ISO) » Fri Feb 17, 2017 5:54 am

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No it isn't.
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Post Post #2023 (ISO) » Fri Feb 17, 2017 5:56 am

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Yes it is, as god I would know
Also, what is NM doing? Worst play I’ve ever seen.
I can't remember the last N_M post that wasn't bland, unimaginative and lame. Some shitposters are at least somewhat funny. You are the epitomy of the type of poster that nobody would miss if you were to suddenly disappear. You never add anything of value.
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Post Post #2024 (ISO) » Fri Feb 17, 2017 6:04 am

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Ah, but I know the correct path better than you.
There's nothing that says that a fake can't beat the real thing.

You must not imagine that for beings like you and us there can be laughter. The low men laugh, and we envy them. But for us, the higher ones, there is no laughter, only an unending vigil, purely serious, stretching on into the night.

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