prez infinity mafiascum 2016: the general creaks into action

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OKLAHOMA

It's a terrible musical, and I can only assume that the good folks at the RNC and DNC have decided to punish Oklahoma by giving it a pitiful number of delegates. The Democrats have 42 at

15%

, and the Republicans have 43, also at

15%

. How good is democracy.

Spoiler: The Oklahoma Republican Primary; Tuesday, 1st March, 2016

The final results have been certified.

In fifth place, with 37,772 votes and 8.2% of the vote,

Negarir

. He fails to make the delegate threshold, and underperforms final polling by 2.1%.

In fourth place, with 44,758 votes and 9.7% of the vote,

TSL

. She fails to make the delegate threshold, and underperforms final polling by 0.5%.





































































In third place, with 98,084 votes and 21.3% of the vote,

Defender

. He claims eleven delegates, and overperforms final polling by 3.7%.













































































The winner of the Oklahoma Republican primary...

With 144,651 votes, and 31.5% of the vote...

Kublai Khan
17 delegates won
+8.2% from polling

In second place, with 134,657 votes, and 29.3% of the vote, was

Abbott

. He earns fifteen delegates and overperforms polling by 2.0%.

Candidate	Vote share	# of votes	Delegates won	+/- final polling
Khan	31.5%	144,651	17 dels	+8.2%
Abbott	29.3%	134,657	15 dels	+2.0%
Defender	21.3%	98,084	11 dels	+3.7%
TSL	9.7%	44,758	0 dels	-0.5%
Negarir	8.2%	37,772	0 dels	-2.1%
Total		459,922	43 dels

A literally massive come from behind win--will we see similar action in the Democratic corner? Let's find out.

Spoiler: The Oklahoma Democratic Primary; Monday, 1st March, 2016

The final results have been certified.

In fifth place, with 36,179 votes and 10.8% of the vote,

Peanuts

. He fails to meet the delegate threshold, and underperforms final polling by 1.9%.

In fourth place, with 36,448 votes and 10.9% of the vote,

Reckoner

. He fails to meet the delegate threshold, and overperforms final polling by 1.9%.
































In third place, with 49,605 votes and 14.8% of the vote...
































...

Spire

. He (barely!) fails to make the delegate threshold, and underperforms final polling by 1.8%.



















The winner of the Oklahoma Democratic primary...

With 130,555 votes, and 38.9% of the vote...

Verka Serduchka
26 delegates won
+23.6% from polling

In second place, with 83,056 votes and 24.7% of the vote,

McGriddles

. He claims sixteen delegates, and overperforms final polling by 5%.

Candidate	Vote share	# of votes	Delegates won	+/- final polling
Serduchka	38.9%	130.555	26 dels	+23.6%
McGriddles	24.7%	83,056	16 dels	+5.0%
Spire	14.8%	49,605	0 dels	-1.8%
Reckoner	10.9%	36,448	0 dels	+1.9%
Peanuts	10.8%	36,179	0 dels	-1.9%
Total		335,843	42 dels

We head to 'Bama next.

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Quick note as well: in the real world, places like Wyoming (GOP) and Colorado (GOP) didn't actually bind based on Super Tuesday results. That's dumb, and we're not doing it.

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ALABAMA

For which candidate will Alabama be Sweet Home????? I don't know man, but the Republicans have 50 delegates up at a

20%

threshold, and the Democrats have 60 at, you guessed it,

15%

. Let's roll.

Spoiler: The Alabama Republican Primary; Tuesday, 1st March, 2016

The final results have been certified.

In fifth place, with 62,155 votes and 7.2% of the vote,

Defender

. He fails to make the delegate threshold, and overperforms final polling by 5.1%.

In fourth place, with 136,085 votes and 15.8% of the vote,

Negarir

. He fails to make the delegate threshold, and overperforms final polling by 1.1%.





































































In third place, with 188,697 votes and 21.9% of the vote,

Khan

. He claims fourteen delegates, and overperforms final polling by 2.1%.













































































The winner of the Alabama Republican primary...

With 278,617 votes, and 32.4% of the vote...

Tony Abbott
21 delegates won
-0.9% from polling

In second place, with 195,098 votes, and 22.7% of the vote, was

TSL

. She earns fifteen delegates and underperforms polling by 0.5%.

Candidate	Vote share	# of votes	Delegates won	+/- final polling
Abbott	32.4%	278,617	21 dels	-0.9%
TSL	22.7%	195,098	15 dels	-0.5%
Khan	21.9%	188,697	14 dels	+2.1%
Negarir	15.8%	136,085	0 dels	1.1%
Defender	7.2%	62,155	0 dels	+5.1%
Total		860,652	50 dels

Literally like four people vote for Democrats in Alabama, and they're all here tonight. Roughly one of those four--that is to say, around 27.1% of voters--come in undecided: whose cuisine reigned supreme?

Spoiler: The Alabama Democratic Primary; Monday, 1st March, 2016

The final results have been certified.

In fifth place, with 34,693 votes and 8.7% of the vote,

Spire

. He fails to meet the delegate threshold, and underperforms final polling by 0.8%.

In fourth place, with 52,596 votes and 13.2% of the vote,

Serduchka

. She fails to meet the delegate threshold, and underperforms final polling by 1.6%.
































In third place, with 61,688 votes and 15.5% of the vote...
































...

McGriddles

. He (barely!) claims twelve delegates, and underperforms final polling by 0.1%.



















The winner of the Alabama Democratic primary...

With 126,560 votes, and 31.8% of the vote...

Reckoner
24 delegates won
+17.3% from polling

In second place, with 122,620 votes and 30.8% of the vote,

Peanuts

. He claims twenty four delegates, and overperforms final polling by 12.4%.

Candidate	Vote share	# of votes	Delegates won	+/- final polling
Reckoner	31.8%	126,560	24 dels	+17.3%
Peanuts	30.8%	122,620	24 dels	+12.4%
McGriddles	15.5%	61,688	12 dels	-0.1%
Serduchka	13.2%	52,596	0 dels	-1.6%
Spire	8.7%	34,693	0 dels	-0.8%
Total		398,157	60 dels

A delegate update, and then Colorado.

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Quick and dirty delegate table:

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COLORADO

Colorado is easy for the Democrats. 78 delegates,

15%

threshold, off you go.

For the Republicans, it's more complicated, and you should read this.

Only delegate totals will be reported here

, due to how the game has coded the Colorado

convention

, since this is one of like, literally no contests in the entire primary season that doesn't decide via primary or caucus but by goddamn

convention

. So, the 37 Republican delegates from Colorado will be the only numbers reported.

There will still be a winner. The game will treat one person as having won Colorado, because they had the most support. But there is a good chance, if it's close, that it won't show up at all, and it'll look like a tie, because there are less delegates than there are votes. Don't ask me why it's not just reporting votes, I don't know. On with the show.

Spoiler: The Colorado Republican Convention; Tuesday, 1st March, 2016

The final results have been certified.

In fifth place, with 15.2% support,

Negarir

. He claims six delegates, and underperforms polled support by 0.5%.

In fourth place, with 18.8% support,

Defender

. He claims seven delegates, and overperforms polled support by 11.1%.






































































In third place, with 20.6% support,

Khan

. He claims eight delegates, and overperforms polled support by 1.1%.













































































The winner of the Colorado Republican convention...

With 23.2% support...

"Lady" Dawn Tilden-St. Leonard
8 delegates won
+10.6% from final support

In second place, with 22.2% support,

Abbott

. He claims eight delegates, and overperforms polled support by 7.4%.

Candidate	Vote share	Delegates won	+/- final polling
TSL	23.2%	8 dels	+10.6%
Abbott	22.2%	8 dels	+7.4%
Khan	20.6%	8 dels	+1.1%
Defender	18.8%	7 dels	+11.1%
Negarir	15.2%	6 dels	-0.5%
Total		37 dels

A mess! Let's see if the Democrats had better luck being not-confusing shitfucks.

Spoiler: The Colorado Democratic Caucus; Monday, 1st March, 2016

The final results have been certified.

In fifth place, with 7,502 votes and 6.1% of the vote,

Peanuts

. He fails to meet the delegate threshold, and underperforms final polling by 1.1%.

In fourth place, with 13,651 votes and 11.1% of the vote,

McGriddles

. He fails to meet the delegate threshold, and underperforms final polling by 1.0%.
































In third place, with 25,100 votes and 20.3% of the vote...
































...

Spire

. He claims nineteen delegates, and underperforms final polling by 0.1%.



















The winner of the Colorado Democratic caucus...

With 47,093 votes, and 38.1% of the vote...

Reckoner
36 delegates won
+24.5% from polling

In second place, with 30,162 votes and 24.4% of the vote,

Serduchka

. He claims twenty three delegates, and underperforms final polling by 2.2%.

Candidate	Vote share	# of votes	Delegates won	+/- final polling
Reckoner	38.1%	47,093	36 dels	+24.5%
Serduchka	24.4%	30,162	23 dels	-2.2%
Spire	20.3%	25,100	19 dels	-0.1%
McGriddles	11.1%	13,651	0 dels	-1.0%
Peanuts	6.1%	7,502	0 dels	-1.1%
Total		123,508	78 dels

Hey I know someone from Tennessee so we're going there next.

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TENNESSEE

Anyway this person I know. She's an honest-to-god Southern Democrat and I love her. She voted for Bernie. She's lit.

Pretty stock standard stuff: the Republicans have 58 delegates at

20%

, and the Democrats have 75 delegates at the usual

15%

. It looks like I'm doing all the Democratic high-delegate ones first but trust me that's really low for Democrats and really high for Republicans, at this stage. Ohio only has like 66 Republican delegates. It's crackt. Anyway how good are elections.

Spoiler: The Tennessee Republican Primary; Tuesday, 1st March, 2016

The final results have been certified.

In fifth place, with 31,462 votes and 3.7% of the vote,

Negarir

. He fails to make the delegate threshold, and underperforms final polling by 2.5%.

In fourth place, with 93,897 votes and 11.0% of the vote,

Khan

. He fails to make the delegate threshold, and overperforms final polling by 0.8%.





































































In third place, with 124,194 votes and 14.5% of the vote,

TSL

. She fails to make the delegate threshold, and overperforms final polling by 0.2%.













































































The winner of the Tennessee Republican primary...

With 310,288 votes, and 36.3% of the vote...

Defender
30 delegates won
+7.4% from polling

In second place, with 295,888 votes, and 34.6% of the vote, was

Abbott

. He earns twenty eight delegates and overperforms polling by 7.4%.

Candidate	Vote share	# of votes	Delegates won	+/- final polling
Defender	36.3%	310,288	30 dels	+7.4%
Abbott	34.6%	295,88	28 dels	+7.4%
TSL	14.5%	124,194	0 dels	+0.2%
Khan	11.0%	93,897	0 dels	+0.8%
Negarir	3.7%	31,462	0 dels	-2.5%
Total		855,729	58 dels

The market truly is working. Anyway, back to the communists.

Spoiler: The Alabama Democratic Primary; Monday, 1st March, 2016

The final results have been certified.

In fifth place, with 18,163 votes and 4.9% of the vote,

Peanuts

. He fails to meet the delegate threshold, and overperforms final polling by 0.6%.

In fourth place, with 19,607 votes and 5.3% of the vote,

Spire

. She fails to meet the delegate threshold, and performs at final polling.
































In third place, with 42,196 votes and 11.3% of the vote...
































...

McGriddles

. He fails to make delegate threshold, and overperforms final polling by 1.4%.



















The winner of the Tennessee Democratic primary...

With 216,700 votes, and 58.2% of the vote...

Verka Serduchka
56 delegates won
+0.7% from polling

In second place, with 75,556 votes and 20.3% of the vote,

Reckoner

. He claims nineteen delegates, and overperforms final polling by 1.4%.

Candidate	Vote share	# of votes	Delegates won	+/- final polling
Serduchka	58.2%	216,700	56 dels	+0.7%
Reckoner	20.3%	75,556	19 dels	+1.4%
McGriddles	11.3%	42,196	0 dels	+1.4%
Spire	5.3%	19,607	0 dels	+-
Peanuts	4.9%	18,163	0 dels	+0.6%
Total		372,222	75 dels

For once, the polls are reasonably accurate. Our next stop is Rubio-land, Minnesota.

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MINNESOTA

Minnesota is a cool place although I know literally nothing about it.

A nice and easy permissible caucus (as permissible as caucuses can be), especially from the Republicans here. They've got 38 delegates to give away with a

10%

threshold. The Democrats have 93 delegates at the usual

15%

. This is the last Democratic primary today with only two digit delegate sums: everything else is big money.

Spoiler: The Minnesota Republican Caucus; Tuesday, 1st March, 2016

The final results have been certified.

In fifth place, with 11,968 votes and 10.5% of the vote,

Negarir

. He claims four delegates, and underperforms final polling by 2.0%.

In fourth place, with 18,382 votes and 16.1% of the vote,

Defender

. He claims six delegates, and overperforms final polling by 4.0%.





































































In third place, with 24,561 votes and 21.5% of the vote,

TSL

. She claims eight delegates, and overperforms final polling by 3.2%.













































































The winner of the Minnesota Republican caucus...

With 30,819 votes, and 27.0% of the vote...

Kublai Khan
10 delegates won
+5.9% from polling

In second place, with 28,515 votes, and 25.0% of the vote, was

Abbott

. He earns ten delegates and overperforms polling by 4.1%.

Candidate	Vote share	# of votes	Delegates won	+/- final polling
Khan	27.0%	30,819	10 dels	+5.9%
Abbott	25.0%	28,515	10 dels	+4.1%
TSL	21.5%	24,561	8 dels	+3.2%
Defender	16.1%	18,382	6 dels	+4.0%
Negarir	10.5%	11,968	4 dels	-2.0%
Total		114,245	58 dels

A nice clutch victory there; let's see how the Democrats do.

Spoiler: The Minnesota Democratic Caucus; Monday, 1st March, 2016

The final results have been certified.

In fifth place, with 6,123 votes and 3.0% of the vote,

Spire

. He fails to meet the delegate threshold, and underperforms final polling by 0.2%.

In fourth place, with 15,455 votes and 7.6% of the vote,

McGriddles

. He fails to meet the delegate threshold, and overperforms final polling by 1.4%.
































In third place, with 32,717 votes and 16.0% of the vote...
































...

Peanuts

. He claims sixteen delegates, and underperforms final polling by 0.9%.



















The winner of the Minnesota Democratic primary...

With 113,535 votes, and 55.5% of the vote...

Verka Serduchka
58 delegates won
+5.5% from polling

In second place, with 36,780 votes and 18.0% of the vote,

Reckoner

. He claims nineteen delegates, and overperforms final polling by 0.8%.

Candidate	Vote share	# of votes	Delegates won	+/- final polling
Serduchka	55.5%	113,535	58 dels	+5.5%
Reckoner	18.0%	36,780	19 dels	+0.8%
Peanuts	16.0%	32,717	16 dels	-0.9%
McGriddles	7.6%	15,455	0 dels	+1.4%
Spire	3.0%	6,123	0 dels	-0.2%
Total		204,610	93 dels

Massachusetts ayy lmao, but right after this delegate count.

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don't be a masshole

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MASSACHUSETTS

When it comes to Massachusetts, the Republicans only have 42 delegates to play for, but it's very easy to get in the game with a

5%

threshold. The Democrats, aside from their usual

15%

threshold, have much more on the line: 115 delegates.

Spoiler: The Massachusetts Republican Primary; Tuesday, 1st March, 2016

The final results have been certified.

In fifth place, with 36,543 votes and 5.7% of the vote,

Negarir

. He claims two delegates, and performs at final polling.

In fourth place, with 58,002 votes and 9.1% of the vote,

Defender

. He claims four delegates, and overperforms final polling by 2.1%.





































































In third place, with 127,901 votes and 20.1% of the vote,

TSL

. She claims nine delegates, and overperforms final polling by 1.4%.













































































The winner of the Massachusetts Republican primary...

With 260,861 votes, and 40.9% of the vote...

Tony Abbott
17 delegates won
+3.9% from polling

In second place, with 154,396 votes, and 24.2% of the vote, was

Khan

. He earns ten delegates and overperforms polling by 4.4%.

Candidate	Vote share	# of votes	Delegates won	+/- final polling
Abbott	40.9%	260,861	17 dels	+3.9%
Khan	24.2%	154,396	10 dels	+4.4%
TSL	20.1%	127,901	9 dels	+1.4%
Defender	9.1%	58,002	4 dels	+2.0%
Negarir	5.7%	36,543	2 dels	+-
Total		637,703	42 dels

Massachusetts is reliably Democratic territory, so let's see how that went.

Spoiler: The Massachusetts Democratic Primary; Monday, 1st March, 2016

The final results have been certified.

In fifth place, with 95,296 votes and 7.8% of the vote,

Spire

. He fails to meet the delegate threshold, and underperforms final polling by 2.2%.

In fourth place, with 159,283 votes and 13.1% of the vote,

Reckoner

. He fails to meet the delegate threshold, and overperforms final polling by 3.5%.
































In third place, with 216,875 votes and 17.8% of the vote...
































...

McGriddles

. He claims twenty six delegates, and overperforms final polling by 1.7%.



















The winner of the Massachusetts Democratic primary...

With 473,180 votes, and 38.8% of the vote...

Verka Serduchka
56 delegates won
+7.3% from polling

In second place, with 275,662 votes and 22.6% of the vote,

Peanuts

. He claims thirty three delegates, and underperforms final polling by 2.9%.

Candidate	Vote share	# of votes	Delegates won	+/- final polling
Serduchka	38.8%	473,180	56 dels	+7.3%
Reckoner	22.6%	275,662	33 dels	-2.9%
Peanuts	17.8%	216,875	26 dels	+1.7%
McGriddles	13.1%	159,283	0 dels	+3.5%
Spire	7.8%	95,296	0 dels	-2.2%
Total		1,220,296	93 dels

The big three of Virginia, Georgia and Texas are still to come.

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GEORGIA

If I had to rate the South, Georgia would probably be second.

The Republicans have 76 delegates at

20%

. The Democrats, 117 delegates at

15%

. Harder to win delegates, but the rewards are great if you do.

Spoiler: The Georgia Republican Primary; Tuesday, 1st March, 2016

The final results have been certified.

In fifth place, with 31,407 votes and 2.4% of the vote,

Khan

. He fails to meet the delegate threshold, and underperforms final polling by 0.1%.

In fourth place, with 77,205 votes and 6.0% of the vote,

TSL

. She fails to meet the delegate threshold, and underperforms final polling by 0.1%.





































































In third place, with 262,503 votes and 20.3% of the vote,

Defender

. He (barely!) claims seventeen delegates, and overperforms final polling by 7.5%.













































































The winner of the Georgia Republican primary...

With 470,113 votes, and 36.3% of the vote...

Tony Abbott
30 delegates won
+4.5% from polling

In second place, with 454,736 votes, and 35.1% of the vote, was

Negarir

. He earns twenty nine delegates and overperforms polling by 2.7%.

Candidate	Vote share	# of votes	Delegates won	+/- final polling
Abbott	36.3%	470,113	30 dels	+4.5%
Negarir	35.1%	454,736	29 dels	+2.7%
Defender	20.3%	262,503	17 dels	+7.5%
TSL	6.0%	77,205	0 dels	-0.1%
Khan	2.4%	31,407	0 dels	-0.1%
Total		1,295,964	76 dels

Georgia and the Democratic Party: two entities invaded by Putin. How will the latter candidates fare?

Spoiler: The Georgia Democratic Primary; Monday, 1st March, 2016

The final results have been certified.

In fifth place, with 33,699 votes and 4.4% of the vote,

Spire

. He fails to meet the delegate threshold, and underperforms final polling by 1.3%.

In fourth place, with 88,848 votes and 11.6% of the vote,

Reckoner

. He fails to meet the delegate threshold, and overperforms final polling by 4.4%.
































In third place, with 202,703 votes and 26.5% of the vote...
































...

Peanuts

. He claims thirty seven delegates, and overperforms final polling by 3.2%.



















The winner of the Georgia Democratic primary...

With 224,370 votes, and 29.3% of the vote...

Verka Serduchka
41 delegates won
+10.2% from polling

In second place, with 215,746 votes and 28.2% of the vote,

McGriddles

. He claims thirty nine delegates, and overperforms final polling by 5.8%.

Candidate	Vote share	# of votes	Delegates won	+/- final polling
Serduchka	29.3%	224,370	41 dels	+10.2%
McGriddles	28.2%	215,746	39 dels	+5.8%
Peanuts	26.5%	202,703	37 dels	+3.2%
Reckoner	11.6%	88,848	0 dels	+4.4%
Spire	4.4%	33,699	0 dels	-1.3%
Total		765,366	117 dels

The great Commonwealth of Virginia is our penultimate result.

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VIRGINIA

The game in Virginia is as easy as it'll ever be for Republicans. 49 delegates and no threshold means you need just about

2%

to get on the board. Democrats, meanwhile, have more delegates (as per usual), but the same

15%

threshold. Still, 108 delegates are 108 delegates.

Spoiler: The Virginia Republican Primary; Tuesday, 1st March, 2016

The final results have been certified.

In fifth place, with 33,500 votes and 3.3% of the vote,

TSL

. She claims two delegates, and overperforms final polling by 0.2%.

In fourth place, with 71,890 votes and 7.0% of the vote,

Defender

. He claims three delegates, and underperforms final polling by 0.9%.





































































In third place, with 216,352 votes and 21.1% of the vote,

Khan

. He claims ten delegates, and overperforms final polling by 3.1%.













































































The winner of the Virginia Republican primary...

With 400,151 votes, and 39.0% of the vote...

Tony Abbott
19 delegates won
+4.0% from polling

In second place, with 303,559 votes, and 29.6% of the vote, was

Negarir

. He earns fifteen delegates and underperforms polling by 0.4%.

Candidate	Vote share	# of votes	Delegates won	+/- final polling
Abbott	39.0%	400,151	19 dels	+4.0%
Negarir	29.6%	303,559	15 dels	-0.4%
Khan	21.1%	216,352	10 dels	+3.1%
Defender	7.0%	71,890	3 dels	-0.9%
TSL	3.3%	33,500	2 dels	+0.2%
Total		1,025,452	49 dels

It went blue in the real world, but here, Tim Kaine isn't a thing yet. I don't know where I'm going with this.

Spoiler: The Virginia Democratic Primary; Monday, 1st March, 2016

The final results have been certified.

In fifth place, with 45,940 votes and 5.9% of the vote,

McGriddles

. He fails to meet the delegate threshold, and overperforms final polling by 3.6%.

In fourth place, with 62,786 votes and 8.0% of the vote,

Peanuts

. He fails to meet the delegate threshold, and performs at final polling.
































In third place, with 105,416 votes and 13.4% of the vote...
































...

Reckoner

. He fails to meet the delegate threshold, and overperforms final polling by 1.4%.



















The winner of the Virginia Democratic primary...

With 393,076 votes, and 50.1% of the vote...

Verka Serduchka
74 delegates won
+9.0% from polling

In second place, with 177,823 votes and 22.7% of the vote,

Spire

. He claims thirty four delegates, and overperforms final polling by 2.7%.

Candidate	Vote share	# of votes	Delegates won	+/- final polling
Serduchka	50.1%	393,076	74 dels	+9.0%
Spire	22.7%	177,823	34 dels	+2.7%
Reckoner	13.4%	105,416	0 dels	+1.4%
Peanuts	8.0%	62,876	0 dels	+-
McGriddles	5.9%	45,940	0 dels	+3.6%
Total		785,041	108 dels

The blessedly last result in Super Tuesday is the great state of Texas. 155 Republican delegates, 251 Democratic delegates, and two very very big results.

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TEXAS

HERE WE GO LADS

REPUBLICANS, 155 DELEGATES,

20%

THRESHOLD

DEMOCRATS, 251 DELEGATES,

15%

THRESHOLD

STRAP IN

Spoiler: The Texas Republican Primary; Tuesday, 1st March, 2016

The final results have been certified.

In fifth place, with 173,093 votes and 6.1% of the vote,

Khan

. He fails to make the delegate threshold, and overperforms final polling by 0.3%.

In fourth place, with 294,522 votes and 10.4% of the vote,

TSL

. She fails to make the delegate threshold, and underperforms final polling by 0.9%.





































































In third place, with 332,795 votes and 11.7% of the vote,

Negarir

. He fails to make the delegate threshold, and underperforms final polling by 1.3%.












































































The winner of the Texas Republican primary...

With 1,650,639 votes, and 58.2% of the vote...

Tony Abbott
155 delegates won
+19.3% from polling

In second place, with 385,439 votes, and 13.6% of the vote, was

Defender

. He fails to make the delegate threshold, and overperforms final polling by 0.9%.

Candidate	Vote share	# of votes	Delegates won	+/- final polling
Abbott	58.2%	1,650,639	155 dels	+19.3%
Defender	13.6%	385,439	0 dels	+0.9%
Negarir	11.7%	332,795	0 dels	-1.3%
TSL	10.4%	294,522	0 dels	-0.9%
Khan	6.1%	173,093	0 dels	+0.3%
Total		2,836,488	155 dels

Straight on.

Spoiler: The Texas Democratic Primary; Monday, 1st March, 2016

The final results have been certified.

In fifth place, with 79,547 votes and 5.5% of the vote,

Spire

. He fails to meet the delegate threshold, and underperforms final polling by 0.2%.

In fourth place, with 139,293 votes and 9.7% of the vote,

Peanuts

. He fails to meet the delegate threshold, and underperforms final polling by 0.2%.
































In third place, with 211,269 votes and 14.7% of the vote...
































...

Reckoner

. He fails to meet the delegate threshold, and overperforms final polling by 0.7%.



















The winner of the Texas Democratic primary...

With 665,690 votes, and 46.4% of the vote...

Jerfy McGriddles
166 delegates won
+30.5% from polling

In second place, with 340,096 votes and 23.7% of the vote,

Serduchka

. She claims eighty five delegates, and underperforms final polling by 15.4%.

Candidate	Vote share	# of votes	Delegates won	+/- final polling
McGriddles	46.4%	665,690	166 dels	+30.5%
Serduchka	23.7%	340,096	85 dels	-15.4%
Reckoner	14.7%	211,269	0 dels	+0.7%
Peanuts	9.7%	139,293	0 dels	-0.2%
Spire	5.5%	79,547	0 dels	-0.2%
Total		1,435,895	251 dels

As an aside, Reckoner falling short of the threshold by about 4,000 votes directly handed McGriddles ~30 more delegates, and Serduchka ~5-10 more. He would've been owed 35+ delegates. Every vote counts.

Thus ended Super Tuesday. Summary is coming.

[JDGA]

At least the dems are winning in the general or we'd be looking at a timeline even darker than ours

[ForWhomTheJellyRolls]

It may be as my most ardent supporters have feared, perhaps the world simply isn't ready for a Legume-American President.

[Drench]

SUPER TUESDAY: THE CONCLUSION

That was fun! It's around 4am on the East Coast, and Alaska's just figured out what on earth it's done, so let's figure out what the sum total of our efforts was.

The results are at the end. A little bit of analysis first.

The thresholds mean that some people are wasting votes more than others. The worst hit by this was

Reckoner

, who won 16.5% of the Super Tuesday vote, but only 11.5% of the Super Tuesday delegates. Both

Serduchka

and

Abbott

had near-10% improvements from their vote share to delegate share. And that makes sense: the more votes you win, the more likely you'll push opponents below the threshold, which means more delegates for you.

But Super Tuesday did equalize the field, somewhat. With the exception of

Reckoner

(because of how massive his vote wastage was), every single non-leading candidate improved their overall delegate share in Super Tuesday. In a real campaign, you'd expect there to be clear majority-leaders, and while

Abbott's

has 53% of pledged delegates (making a contested convention possible but unlikely, it seems),

Serduchka's

only on 46%. Her overall vote share is 34.9%, which would suggest that she needs to start knocking candidates out or pushing ahead in vote share, else the Democrats will have some fun in Philly.

Be wary of candidates who aren't getting wins but still are collecting delegates as well.

Negarir

very nearly became the second biggest winner of the night, having 91 delegates to

Khan's

96 and

Abbott's

341, and all without winning a single state.

McGriddles

did get lucky with a clutch domination in Texas, but it turned into a one-win haul of over 200 delegates; and

Peanuts

also managed to stay well within the pack despite not winning a state, with 110 delegates earned.

There are obvious winners. Are there losers? At first glance, only small ones.

Spire

, for all his strengths as a candidate, is failing at the one thing that counts: delegates. A state win would've been something to hang his hat on--instead, he just has 72 delegates. Not bad. Not great.

The Republican side is more evenly matched.

Abbott

, obviously, is ahead of the pack, but the remaining four have something to show for it.

TSL

has a state;

Negarir

has a healthy number of delegates;

Defender

and

Khan

have both. If we're going to see a suspension in the wake of Super Tuesday, I probably wouldn't bet on it being a Republican.

But who knows. This is a dumb computer game. How good are elections. As we enter March,

Serduchka

leads the Democrats with 546 delegates, and needs 51.3% of remaining delegates to clinch before the convention.

Abbott

leads the Republicans with 421 delegates, and needs 48.6% of remaining delegates to clinch before the convention. Both players currently maintain a vote share below that, but the Republicans are about to hit the winner-take-all states. So here we go.

Candidate	Wyom.	Alaska	Vermont	Okla.	Ark.	Alabama	Colo.	Tenn.	Minn.	Mass.	Virginia	Georgia	Texas	States Won	ST Gains	Total Dels
Abbott	7	12		15	19	21	8	28	10	17	19	30	155	7	341	421
Khan	9		9	17	9	14	8		10	10	10			4	96	109
Negarir	7	9	7		12		6		4	2	15	29			91	102
Defender	2	7		11			7	30	6	4	3	17		1	87	97
TSL	4					15	8		8	9	2			1	14	60

Candidate	Vermont	Okla.	Ark.	Alabama	Colo.	Tenn.	Minn.	Mass.	Virginia	Georgia	Texas	States Won	ST Gains	Total Dels
Serduchka	20	26	7		23	56	58	56	74	41	85	7	446	546
McGriddles		16		12				26		39	166	1	259	285
Reckoner			17	24	36	19	19					3	115	144
Peanuts				24			16	33		37			110	128
Spire	6		13		19				34				72	84

Candidate	Vote share	# of votes	Delegates won
Abbott	41.2%	4,068,758	421 dels
Khan	13.0%	1,280,291	109 dels
Negarir	16.3%	1,606,835	102 dels
Defender	15.5%	1,525,952	97 dels
TSL	11.6%	1,148,332	60 dels
Mothma	2.5%	242,511	5 dels
Dels left			1,678 dels
Total		9,872,679	2,472 dels

Candidate	Vote share	# of votes	Delegates won
Serduchka	34.9%	2,374,343	546 dels
McGriddles	22.8%	1,552,156	285 dels
Reckoner	17.3%	1,178,158	144 dels
Peanuts	15.0%	1,020,335	128 dels
Spire	10.0%	679,530	84 dels
Dels left			3,578 dels
Total		6,804,522	4,765 dels

[N]

At least the dems are winning in the general or we'd be looking at a timeline even darker than ours

I've created a monster

[inspiratieloos]

Spire

, for all his strengths as a candidate, is failing at the one thing that counts: delegates. A state win would've been something to hang his hat on--instead, he just has 72 delegates. Not bad. Not great.

I think the problem is more that I'm ahead in the states that are later on the list. I have average polling of ~20% but only ~10% of the current vote and 3/4 of the states that haven't voted yet are some shade of red.

[Drench]

yeah you're probably right
that + the fact that candidates are a lil more hesitant to drop out here than in real life means you've still got a pretty good shot imho

anyway super saturday? it's coming, to here, before midday, and then i'm going to sleep
i kinda want to be able to pump these out at a time when people are actually online so if anyone has any preferences for when the ides of march happens (florida R WTA, ohio R WTA, missouri etc etc) hmu

[Drench]

Events up to Super Saturday

3 days until Super Saturday
4 days until March 6th's votes
251 days until the Presidential Election

Headlines

The papers are released each day in the morning, and describe what happened the previous day. The first day of the cycle is a Wednesday, and the last a Tuesday, but the first newspapers are Thursday's, and the last Wednesday's.

Wednesday's papers:

Well, folks, I don't think you need my expert analysis to tell you that

Abbott

and

Serduchka

had Very Good Nights. And that's what the papers are screaming about.

Khan

,

Reckoner

, and

McGriddles

are getting noticably good coverage as well. Away from results,

Spire

tries to smack

McGriddles

down via attack ad, and

Peanuts

is the latest guy on the role-of-government trail.

Defender

tackles Rachel Maddow (not literally), and

TSL

knows for a FACT that

Abbott

will let the terrorists win.

Thursday:

Another day, another person

TSL

thinks will let the terrorists win. This time, it's

Khan

.

Abbott

is unable to destroy Medicare in his latest ad (that is, someone's going to Save Medicare), and

Negarir

has some good vibes going with Greta Van Susteren, while Cheney himself campaigns in Michigan.

THE NINTH

REPUBLICAN PRIMARY

DEBATE

Thursday, March 3rd, 2016

You would've thought that the Republicans would be absolutely ready to obliterate each other in the aftermath of Super Tuesday, and to their credit, their guns were aimed at the right place. Unfortunately, not nearly enough were fired, and none correctly.

TSL

, as usual, was woefully unprepared (classic), but even her attacks against

Abbott

fell flat, as did

Khan's

. All that, and a good performance from the man himself, positioned

Abbott

right in the middle of the pack. Noticeably, those debaters keeping to themselves did better than the attackers this time around, with

Defender

and

Negarir

taking the top two spots after successful boasts. But it was the latter's preparedness on the issues and charisma that lifted

Negarir

to the top.

1. Negarir (8 points)
2. Defender (5 points)
3. Abbott (4 points)
3. Khan (4 points)
5. TSL (0 points)

Friday:

With

Mothma

out of the picture, it seems there's a new debate king, and

Negarir

is more than happy to let the headlines say it as he mingles in Michigan.

Reckoner

is receiving a little flack for negativity on the trail (calling his opponents neoliberal DINO centrist idiot shills for cutting government spending, I don't know), while

TSL's

attack ad on

Khan

worked, a little bit.

Saturday:

Defender

was a true LEADER on Colbert last night, and it was great.

Reckoner

tries to get in on this attack ad business, and it goes terribly.

Khan

receives the vaunted endorsement of everyone's favourite Louisiana governor,

Gov. Bobby Jindal

, while protesters do things at both

Negarir

and

Peanuts

events.

In Review

The news cycle strength is how good or bad your media was for the week, if you had any media at all, and only in cycles which are a week long. The ads just tell you who's producing what, and what's being targeted in each. Scandals are self-explanatory. The full picture has basically everything that happened, but unformatted, so you can cry while you read it.

Spoiler: Ads

Tilden-St. Leonard

> completed ad > United States >

Tilden-St. Leonard

/Leadership.

Defender

> completed ad > United States >

Abbott

/Leadership.

Defender

> completed ad > United States >

Negarir

/War on Terror.

Serduchka

> completed ad > United States >

Peanuts

/Leadership.

Reckoner

> completed ad > United States >

Reckoner

/Government Spending.

Spire

> completed ad > United States >

Serduchka

/Leadership.

Peanuts

> completed ad > United States >

McGriddles

/Leadership.

Tilden-St. Leonard

> completed ad > United States >

Abbott

/War on Terror.

Negarir

> completed ad > United States >

Defender

/War on Terror.

Abbott

> completed ad > United States >

Abbott

/Role of Government.

Abbott

> completed ad > United States >

Abbott

/Health Care.

Khan

> completed ad > United States >

Khan

/War on Terror.

McGriddles

> completed ad > United States >

Serduchka

/War on Terror.

Tilden-St. Leonard

> completed ad > United States >

Negarir

/Leadership.

Negarir

> completed ad > United States >

Defender

/War on Terror.

Negarir

> completed ad > United States >

Tilden-St. Leonard

/Role of Government.

Defender

> completed ad > United States >

Negarir

/War on Terror.

Abbott

> completed ad > United States >

Abbott

/Role of Government.

Khan

> completed ad > United States >

Khan

/Immigration.

Serduchka

> completed ad > United States >

Serduchka

/Health Care.

Serduchka

> completed ad > United States >

Spire

/War on Terror.

Reckoner

> completed ad > United States >

Spire

/War on Terror.

Spire

> completed ad > United States >

Serduchka

/Leadership.

Spire

> completed ad > United States >

Spire

/War on Terror.

Peanuts

> completed ad > United States >

Peanuts

/War on Terror.

McGriddles

> completed ad > United States >

McGriddles

/War on Terror.

McGriddles

> completed ad > United States >

Serduchka

/War on Terror.

Tilden-St. Leonard

> completed ad > United States >

Negarir

/Leadership.

Defender

> completed ad > United States >

Negarir

/War on Terror.

Defender

> completed ad > United States >

Negarir

/Role of Government.

Abbott

> completed ad > United States >

Abbott

/Role of Government.

Khan

> completed ad > United States >

Khan

/Government Spending.

Serduchka

> completed ad > United States >

Serduchka

/War on Terror.

Reckoner

> completed ad > United States >

Reckoner

/Government Spending.

Spire

> completed ad > United States >

Spire

/Leadership.

Peanuts

> completed ad > United States >

Spire

/Role of Government.

Peanuts

> completed ad > United States >

Spire

/Role of Government.

Spoiler: Scandals

Spoiler: The rest

Abbott wins in Alabama!
Abbott wins in Alaska!
Abbott wins in Arkansas!
Tilden-St. Leonard wins in Colorado!
Abbott wins in Georgia!
Abbott wins in Massachusetts!
Khan wins in Minnesota!
Khan wins in Oklahoma!
Defender wins in Tennessee!
Abbott wins in Texas!
Khan wins in Vermont!
Abbott wins in Virginia!
Khan wins in Wyoming!
Reckoner wins in Alabama!
Reckoner wins in Arkansas!
Reckoner wins in Colorado!
Serduchka wins in Georgia!
Serduchka wins in Massachusetts!
Serduchka wins in Minnesota!
Serduchka wins in Oklahoma!
Serduchka wins in Tennessee!
McGriddles wins in Texas!
Serduchka wins in Vermont!
Serduchka wins in Virginia!
Republican Kansas Caucuses today!
Democratic Kansas Caucuses today!
Republican Kentucky Caucuses today!
Democratic Nebraska Caucuses today!
Democratic Louisiana Primary today!
Republican Louisiana Primary today!
Republican Maine Caucuses today!
Democratic Maine Caucuses in 1 day!
Republican Puerto Rico Primary in 1 day!
Republican Idaho Primary in 3 days!
Republican Michigan Primary in 3 days!
Democratic Michigan Primary in 3 days!
Democratic Democrats Abroad Caucuses in 3 days!
Democratic Mississippi Primary in 3 days!
Republican Mississippi Primary in 3 days!
Republican Hawaii Caucuses in 3 days!
Republican U.S. Virgin Islands Caucuses in 5 days!
Republican Washington, D.C. Primary in 7 days!
Democratic Northern Mariana Islands Caucuses in 7 days!
Republican Guam Caucuses in 7 days!
Democratic American Samoa Caucuses in 8 days!
Democratic North Carolina Primary in 10 days!
Democratic Florida Primary in 10 days!
Democratic Ohio Primary in 10 days!
Democratic Illinois Primary in 10 days!
Republican Ohio Primary in 10 days!
Republican Florida Primary in 10 days!
Republican Illinois Primary in 10 days!
Republican Missouri Primary in 10 days!
Republican North Carolina Primary in 10 days!
Democratic Missouri Primary in 10 days!
Republican Northern Mariana Islands Caucuses in 10 days!
Abbott's attack ad has backfired.
Reckoner's attack ad has backfired.
REP primaries debate in 5 days.
DEM primaries debate tomorrow.
DEM primaries debate in 4 days.
Khan endorsed by Gov. Bobby Jindal > Tax Rates!
Gov. Bobby Jindal is now a potential Surrogate for Khan!

MAPS

Ignore McMullin. Leaders of each state are colour-coded; white states means it's too close to call. The percentage list on the right-hand side is the popular vote; the lines and segments down the bottom are PROJECTED delegates. Once delegates start being earned, that will be added separately.

REPUBLICANS

DEMOCRATS

Next time, on this thing!:

the saturday that is super

[Drench]

SUPER SATURDAY

There are literally only five states voting today, and half of them are just doing it for one party. It's lame, is what I'm saying. But, nevertheless, CNN is calling it Super Saturday, so it's Super Saturday. 155 delegates await for whoever sweeps the Republican table, while 126 delegates are there for the taking on the Democratic side.

But it's still all proportional anyway lmao, so nobody's gonna win them all.

Or are they?

[Drench]

KANSAS

Kansas is a state in the middle of America. It has 40 delegates for the Republicans on a

10%

threshold. It also has 37 delegates for the Democrats, with the usual

15%

threshold. It is also a caucus, because Kansas hates the working class.

Good stuff, let's get going. Polls are suggesting that Super Saturday is locked in, but will there be any surprises? And is it going to make a difference in the delegate count?

Spoiler: The Kansas Republican Caucus; Saturday, 5th March, 2016

The final results have been certified.

In fifth place, with 8,341 votes and 10.6% of the vote,

TSL

. She claims four delegates, and overperforms final polling by 0.8%.

In fourth place, with 10,718 votes and 13.6% of the vote,

Abbott

. He claims five delegates, and underperforms final polling by 1.5%.





































































In third place, with 15,538 votes and 19.7% of the vote...































































...is

Defender

. He claims 8 delegates, and overperforms final polling by 4.3%.












































































The winner of the Kansas Republican caucus...

With 28,765 votes, and 36.4% of the vote...

Negarir
15 delegates won
+4.7% from polling

In second place, with 15,616 votes, and 19.8% of the vote, was

Khan

. He claims eight delegates, and overperforms final polling by 4.9%.

Candidate	Vote share	# of votes	Delegates won	+/- final polling
Negarir	36.4%	28,765	15 dels	+4.7%
Khan	19.8%	15,616	8 dels	+4.9%
Defender	19.7%	15,538	8 dels	+4.3%
Abbott	13.6%	10,718	5 dels	-1.5%
TSL	10.6%	8,341	4 dels	+0.8%
Total		78,978	40 dels

So proud of Democrats for existing in Kansas. Let's find out how many there are.

Spoiler: The Kansas Democratic Caucus; Saturday, 5th March, 2016

The final results have been certified.

In fifth place, with 6,333 votes and 16.1% of the vote,

Reckoner

. He claims six delegates, and overperforms final polling by 0.8%.

In fourth place, with 6,390 votes and 16.3% of the vote,

McGriddles

. He claims six delegates, and overperforms final polling by 2.8%.
































In third place, with 6,398 votes and 16.3% of the vote...
































...

Peanuts

. He claims six delegates, and overperforms final polling by 0.3%.



















The winner of the Kansas Democratic caucus...

With 10,600 votes, and 27.0% of the vote...

Ian Spire
10 delegates won
-0.5% from polling

In second place, with 9,509 votes and 24.2% of the vote,

Serduchka

. She claims nine delegates, and overperforms final polling by 1.4%.

Candidate	Vote share	# of votes	Delegates won	+/- final polling
Spire	27.0%	10,600	10 dels	-0.5%
Serduchka	24.2%	9,509	9 dels	+1.4%
Peanuts	16.3%	6,398	6 dels	+0.3%
McGriddles	16.3%	6,390	6 dels	+2.8%
Reckoner	16.1%	6,333	6 dels	+0.8%
Total		39,230	37 dels

So that was Kansas.

[Drench]

LOUISIANA

Louisiana is the only other state doing both parties today, and we salute it. The Republican primary has a

20%

threshold, but also has 46 delegates, so it's worth it. And we've got 59 delegates up for grabs with the usual threshold on the Democratic side.

Spoiler: The Louisiana Republican Primary; Saturday, 5th March, 2016

The final results have been certified.

In fifth place, with 41,368 votes and 13.7% of the vote,

TSL

. She fails to make the delegate threshold, and overperforms final polling by 1.7%.

In fourth place, with 48,585 votes and 16.1% of the vote,

Defender

. He fails to make the delegate threshold, and overperforms final polling by 6.3%.





































































In third place, with 56,894 votes and 18.9% of the vote...































































...is

Khan

. He fails to make the delegate threshold, and overperforms final polling by 3.2%.












































































The winner of the Louisiana Republican primary...

With 81,690 votes, and 27.1% of the vote...

Negarir
24 delegates won
+0.2% from polling

In second place, with 72,704 votes, and 24.1% of the vote, was

Abbott

. He claims twenty two delegates, and overperforms final polling by 1.0%.

Candidate	Vote share	# of votes	Delegates won	+/- final polling
Negarir	27.1%	81,690	24 dels	+0.2%
Abbott	24.1%	72,704	22 dels	+1.0%
Khan	18.9%	56,894	0 dels	+3.2%
Defender	16.1%	48,585	0 dels	+6.3%
TSL	13.7%	41,368	0 dels	+1.7%
Total		301,241	46 dels

I mean, Edwards is governor of Louisiana, so Democrats definitely are a thing. What that means for their primary, who knows.

Spoiler: The Louisiana Democratic Primary; Saturday, 5th March, 2016

The final results have been certified.

In fifth place, with 44,561 votes and 14.3% of the vote,

Reckoner

. He fails to make the delegate threshold, and underperforms final polling by 5.3%.

In fourth place, with 46,127 votes and 14.8% of the vote,

Peanuts

. He fails to make the delegate threshold, and overperforms final polling by 0.4%.
































In third place, with 53,088 votes and 17.0% of the vote...
































...

Serduchka

. She claims fourteen delegates, and underperforms final polling by 0.6%.



















The winner of the Louisiana Democratic primary...

With 104,920 votes, and 33.7% of the vote...

Ian Spire
28 delegates won
+4.6% from polling

In second place, with 63,080 votes and 20.2% of the vote,

McGriddles

. He claims seventeen delegates, and overperforms final polling by 4.5%.

Candidate	Vote share	# of votes	Delegates won	+/- final polling
Spire	33.7%	104,920	28 dels	+4.6%
McGriddles	20.2%	63,080	17 dels	+4.5%
Serduchka	17.0%	53,088	14 dels	-0.6%
Peanuts	14.8%	46,127	0 dels	+0.4%
Reckoner	14.3%	44,561	0 dels	-5.3%
Total		311,776	59 dels

The rest of Super Saturday is literally just one party or the other. Not super.

[Drench]

MAINE AND KENTUCKY (

REPUBLICAN

)

Both Maine and Kentucky get going today, but only for the Republicans. Maine is doing the Democrats literally tomorrow, for some reason. Both these caucuses are permissive, with Maine having a threshold of

10%

for 23 delegates, and Kentucky having the low low threshold of only

5%

to get a bite of the 46 delegates on offer. But, anything could happen: an average of 10% of voters are undecided walking in the door!

Spoiler: The Maine Republican Caucus; Saturday, 5th March, 2016

The final results have been certified.

In fifth place, with 2,375 votes and 12.8% of the vote,

TSL

. She claims three delegates, and overperforms final polling by 1.0%.

In fourth place, with 2,523 votes and 13.5% of the vote,

Defender

. He claims three delegates, and overperforms final polling by 3.9%.





































































In third place, with 4,418 votes and 23.7% of the vote...































































...

Khan

. He claims five delegates, and overperforms final polling by 4.1%.












































































The winner of the Maine Republican caucus...

With 4,832 votes, and 25.9% of the vote...

Tony Abbott
6 delegates won
+6.4% from polling

In second place, with 4,479 votes, and 24.0% of the vote, was

Negarir

. He claims six delegates, and overperforms final polling by 1.0%.

Candidate	Vote share	# of votes	Delegates won	+/- final polling
Abbott	25.9%	4,832	6 dels	+6.4%
Negarir	24.0%	4,479	6 dels	+1.0%
Khan	23.7%	4,418	5 dels	+4.1%
Defender	13.5%	2,523	3 dels	+3.9%
TSL	12.8%	2,375	3 dels	+1.0%
Total		18,627	23 dels

And now, Kentucky, for the thrilling conclusion of the Republican Super Saturday.

Spoiler: The Kentucky Republican Caucus; Saturday, 5th March, 2016

The final results have been certified.

In fifth place, with 26,303 votes and 11.5% of the vote,

Defender

. He claims three delegates, and overperforms final polling by 2.7%.

In fourth place, with 26,493 votes and 11.5% of the vote,

Khan

. He claims three delegates, and underperforms final polling by 0.7%.





































































In third place, with 47,992 votes and 20.9% of the vote...































































...

TSL

. She claims ten delegates, and overperforms final polling by 2.4%.












































































The winner of the Kentucky Republican caucus...

With 65,702 votes, and 28.6% of the vote...

Negarir
13 delegates won
-1.3% from polling

In second place, with 63,249 votes, and 27.5% of the vote, was

Abbott

. He claims six delegates, and overperforms final polling by 5.6%.

Candidate	Vote share	# of votes	Delegates won	+/- final polling
Negarir	28.6%	65,702	13 dels	-1.3%
Abbott	27.5%	63,209	13 dels	+5.6%
TSL	20.9%	47,922	10 dels	+2.4%
Khan	11.5%	26,493	5 dels	+2.7%
Defender	11.5%	26,303	5 dels	-0.7%
Total		229,669	46 dels

[Papa Zito]

holy cow drench are you ok

[Drench]

NEBRASKA (

DEMOCRATIC

)

nebruhska, 30 delegates

Spoiler: The Nebraska Democratic Caucus; Saturday, 5th March, 2016

The final results have been certified.

In fifth place, with 4,243 votes and 12.7% of the vote,

Reckoner

. He fails to make the delegate threshold, and underperforms final polling by 2.5%.

In fourth place, with 5,022 votes and 15.0% of the vote,

McGriddles

. He claims five delegates, and overperforms final polling by 1.1%.
































In third place, with 5,612 votes and 16.8% of the vote...
































...

Peanuts

. He claims six delegates, and overperforms final polling by 3.3%.



















The winner of the Nebraska Democratic caucus...

With 9,665 votes, and 28.9% of the vote...

Ian Spire
10 delegates won
-0.5% from polling

In second place, with 8,918 votes and 26.7% of the vote,

Serduchka

. She claims nine delegates, and overperforms final polling by 3.3%.

Candidate	Vote share	# of votes	Delegates won	+/- final polling
Spire	28.9%	9,665	10 dels	-0.5%
Serduchka	26.7%	8,918	9 dels	+3.3%
Peanuts	16.8%	5,612	6 dels	+1.0%
McGriddles	15.0%	5,022	5 dels	+1.1%
Reckoner	12.7%	4,243	0 dels	-2.5%
Total		33,460	30 dels

That's it! Go home. Until Maine (D), tomorrow. Well, tonight, your time, if you're American But tomorrow, in-game time. Whatever.

Spoiler: Progressive Results

Candidate	Vote share	# of votes	Delegates won
Abbott	40.2%	4,220,261	467 dels
Negarir	17.0%	1,787,471	160 dels
Khan	13.2%	1,383,712	127 dels
Defender	15.4%	1,618,901	113 dels
TSL	11.9%	1,248,338	77 dels
Mothma	2.3%	242,511	5 dels
Dels left			1,523 dels
Total		10,501,194	2,472 dels

Candidate	Vote share	# of votes	Delegates won
Serduchka	34.0%	2,445,858	578 dels
McGriddles	22.6%	1,626,648	313 dels
Reckoner	17.2%	1,233,295	150 dels
Peanuts	15.0%	1,078,472	140 dels
Spire	11.2%	804,715	132 dels
Dels left			3,452 dels
Total		7,188,988	4,765 dels