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Post Post #2325 (ISO) » Thu Feb 23, 2017 7:06 am

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In post 2319, Accountant wrote:It's true that I said earlier that me saying "I am actually God" is me claiming to be God, but that does not mean that I claimed to be God
When I read this I thought I was having a stroke
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Post Post #2326 (ISO) » Thu Feb 23, 2017 7:10 am

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This thread should be required reading for people learning the concept of mental gymnastics.
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Post Post #2327 (ISO) » Thu Feb 23, 2017 8:03 am

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In post 2325, Davsto wrote:
In post 2319, Accountant wrote:It's true that I said earlier that me saying "I am actually God" is me claiming to be God, but that does not mean that I claimed to be God
When I read this I thought I was having a stroke
I still don't understand what he was saying. How can you say "Yes I did say that I was God" but also say "I did not claim I was God"?
Part of the problem.
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Post Post #2328 (ISO) » Thu Feb 23, 2017 8:06 am

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It's true that I said earlier that me saying "2+2=5" is me claiming 2+2=5, but that does not mean that I claimed to be 2+2=5
Also, what is NM doing? Worst play I’ve ever seen.
I can't remember the last N_M post that wasn't bland, unimaginative and lame. Some shitposters are at least somewhat funny. You are the epitomy of the type of poster that nobody would miss if you were to suddenly disappear. You never add anything of value.
I'm guessing you haven't read the game and probably never will? Why even sign up to play?
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Post Post #2329 (ISO) » Thu Feb 23, 2017 8:07 am

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So were you lying/joking when you said 2+2=5 the first time? Is that the explanation?
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Post Post #2330 (ISO) » Thu Feb 23, 2017 8:10 am

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If I was joking, there would be a punchline. There isn't. Hence I am not joking.
Also, what is NM doing? Worst play I’ve ever seen.
I can't remember the last N_M post that wasn't bland, unimaginative and lame. Some shitposters are at least somewhat funny. You are the epitomy of the type of poster that nobody would miss if you were to suddenly disappear. You never add anything of value.
I'm guessing you haven't read the game and probably never will? Why even sign up to play?
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Post Post #2331 (ISO) » Thu Feb 23, 2017 8:26 am

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In post 2327, theplague42 wrote:I still don't understand what he was saying. How can you say "Yes I did say that I was God" but also say "I did not claim I was God"?
Is it illegal to do so?
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Post Post #2332 (ISO) » Thu Feb 23, 2017 8:27 am

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I never claimed it was illegal. I said I don't understand what you were saying.
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Post Post #2333 (ISO) » Thu Feb 23, 2017 8:31 am

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Okay. Let me explain.

First of all, I claimed that I was God. That's undeniable. There's plenty of textual evidence to support this.

Then, Shaziro wantonly accused me of claiming that I was God. Even if I were to acknowledge the above statement, there's no way I can let Shaziro utter such falsehoods. Therefore, I refuted him with the statement "I never claimed that I was God."

Of course, Shaziro couldn't find any evidence to back up his lie and is currently flailing around making snide remarka like he always does.
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Post Post #2334 (ISO) » Thu Feb 23, 2017 8:32 am

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Yes or no answer: did you claim you were God?
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Post Post #2335 (ISO) » Thu Feb 23, 2017 8:34 am

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Yes.
There's nothing that says that a fake can't beat the real thing.

You must not imagine that for beings like you and us there can be laughter. The low men laugh, and we envy them. But for us, the higher ones, there is no laughter, only an unending vigil, purely serious, stretching on into the night.
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Post Post #2336 (ISO) » Thu Feb 23, 2017 8:37 am

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Then how do you say:
In post 2223, Accountant wrote:Oh, and I don't think that I'm God.
Are you lying? Joking? Knowingly making a claim you believe to be false?
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Post Post #2337 (ISO) » Thu Feb 23, 2017 8:38 am

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No. I said that because it's the truth.
There's nothing that says that a fake can't beat the real thing.

You must not imagine that for beings like you and us there can be laughter. The low men laugh, and we envy them. But for us, the higher ones, there is no laughter, only an unending vigil, purely serious, stretching on into the night.
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Post Post #2338 (ISO) » Thu Feb 23, 2017 8:39 am

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Alright well that was fun. See you in a few pages.
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Post Post #2339 (ISO) » Thu Feb 23, 2017 8:45 am

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Accountant is claiming they are god but have never claimed they are god. What is so har to comprehend?
Also, what is NM doing? Worst play I’ve ever seen.
I can't remember the last N_M post that wasn't bland, unimaginative and lame. Some shitposters are at least somewhat funny. You are the epitomy of the type of poster that nobody would miss if you were to suddenly disappear. You never add anything of value.
I'm guessing you haven't read the game and probably never will? Why even sign up to play?
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Post Post #2340 (ISO) » Thu Feb 23, 2017 8:47 am

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Was that sarcasm?
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Post Post #2341 (ISO) » Thu Feb 23, 2017 8:48 am

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You tell me
Also, what is NM doing? Worst play I’ve ever seen.
I can't remember the last N_M post that wasn't bland, unimaginative and lame. Some shitposters are at least somewhat funny. You are the epitomy of the type of poster that nobody would miss if you were to suddenly disappear. You never add anything of value.
I'm guessing you haven't read the game and probably never will? Why even sign up to play?
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Post Post #2342 (ISO) » Thu Feb 23, 2017 8:48 am

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Tentative yes. I'd tell you how I knew, but a good magician never reveals their tricks. ;)
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Post Post #2343 (ISO) » Thu Feb 23, 2017 8:50 am

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Is it an accurate representation of what you're saying?
Also, what is NM doing? Worst play I’ve ever seen.
I can't remember the last N_M post that wasn't bland, unimaginative and lame. Some shitposters are at least somewhat funny. You are the epitomy of the type of poster that nobody would miss if you were to suddenly disappear. You never add anything of value.
I'm guessing you haven't read the game and probably never will? Why even sign up to play?
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Post Post #2344 (ISO) » Thu Feb 23, 2017 8:52 am

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Yes.
There's nothing that says that a fake can't beat the real thing.

You must not imagine that for beings like you and us there can be laughter. The low men laugh, and we envy them. But for us, the higher ones, there is no laughter, only an unending vigil, purely serious, stretching on into the night.
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Post Post #2345 (ISO) » Thu Feb 23, 2017 8:52 am

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In post 2338, theplague42 wrote:Alright well that was fun. See you in a few pages.
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Post Post #2346 (ISO) » Thu Feb 23, 2017 9:20 am

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Accountant is like Trump, he said something when it benefits him, but never said it when it doesn't.
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Post Post #2347 (ISO) » Thu Feb 23, 2017 9:21 am

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In post 2346, Shaziro wrote:Accountant is like Trump, he said something when it benefits him, but never said it when it doesn't.
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Also, what is NM doing? Worst play I’ve ever seen.
I can't remember the last N_M post that wasn't bland, unimaginative and lame. Some shitposters are at least somewhat funny. You are the epitomy of the type of poster that nobody would miss if you were to suddenly disappear. You never add anything of value.
I'm guessing you haven't read the game and probably never will? Why even sign up to play?
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Post Post #2348 (ISO) » Thu Feb 23, 2017 9:23 am

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In post 2347, Not_Mafia wrote:
In post 2346, Shaziro wrote:Accountant is like Trump, he said something when it benefits him, but never said it when it doesn't.
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Post Post #2349 (ISO) » Thu Feb 23, 2017 9:53 am

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