Accountant's Utopia Philosophy

Papa Zito · Post Post #2350 (ISO) » Thu Feb 23, 2017 10:09 am

6-7-6 eh

Shaziro · Post Post #2351 (ISO) » Thu Feb 23, 2017 10:25 am

All real haikus end in "It's snowing on Mt. Fuji"

CooLDoG · Post Post #2352 (ISO) » Thu Feb 23, 2017 11:35 am

can I get the tl'dr version again please?

Not_Mafia · Post Post #2353 (ISO) » Thu Feb 23, 2017 11:38 am

In post 2319, Accountant wrote:I have never claimed to be God. It's true that I said earlier that me saying "I am actually God" is me claiming to be God, but that does not mean that I claimed to be God.

Fluminator · Post Post #2354 (ISO) » Thu Feb 23, 2017 2:40 pm

Can someone delete my posts so this disappears from my ego. I completely forgot about that.

Not_Mafia · Post Post #2355 (ISO) » Thu Feb 23, 2017 2:46 pm

You're here forever now, may as well embrace it

Fluminator · Post Post #2356 (ISO) » Thu Feb 23, 2017 2:47 pm

Not forever. The heat death of the universe will come eventual....... oh wait.

Fluminator · Post Post #2357 (ISO) » Thu Feb 23, 2017 2:48 pm

wtf. I read the last few pages and maybe I'll start reading this thread after all.

Accountant · Post Post #2358 (ISO) » Thu Feb 23, 2017 3:32 pm

In post 2346, Shaziro wrote:Accountant is like Trump, he said something when it benefits him, but never said it when it doesn't.

It's almost as though the universe itself bends to make me right all the time.

And you still think the correct path is trash

Annadog40 · Post Post #2359 (ISO) » Thu Feb 23, 2017 3:33 pm

Then why isn't the Utopia a thing?

Shaziro · Post Post #2360 (ISO) » Thu Feb 23, 2017 3:34 pm

It doesn't bend to make you right all the time. You're just crazy and -think- that you are right. Have you ever considered, for a fraction of a moment, that you -aren't- always right? Of course not. You've specifically structured your crazy ideology to avoid having to face that reality. To avoid having to face -any- reality. But no. You aren't always right. You are, in fact, rarely right. You are a hypocrite and a liar.

Accountant · Post Post #2361 (ISO) » Thu Feb 23, 2017 3:35 pm

What Trump does is that he lies about having said something for his own selfish reasons. But for me, it's different. For me, I can engineer the situation in such a way as to force both statements to be simultaneously true in order for reality to be more convenient towards the correct path - we call this "imposing the correct path onto reality" - perhaps you are unfamiliar with it since you seem so reluctant to forcibly impose your own ideas onto reality(perhaps your own ideas themselves state that imposing them onto reality is bad!). It's like being forced to choose between cake and pie, and picking both. That is the distinction. Trump changes his tune; I change reality.

Postie · Post Post #2362 (ISO) » Thu Feb 23, 2017 3:35 pm

In post 2352, CooLDoG wrote:can I get the tl'dr version again please?

In post 2289, TheRealGin-N-Tonic wrote:
In post 2287, Accountant wrote:
In post 2283, TheRealGin-N-Tonic wrote:
In post 2281, Accountant wrote:
In post 2277, TheRealGin-N-Tonic wrote:
In post 2274, Accountant wrote:This statement is incorrect.
This statement is incorrect.
This statement is incorrect.
This statement is incorrect.
You're wrong
This statement is wrong.

Shaziro · Post Post #2363 (ISO) » Thu Feb 23, 2017 3:35 pm

No, you can't. You are wrong, and crazy.

Accountant · Post Post #2364 (ISO) » Thu Feb 23, 2017 3:36 pm

In post 2360, Shaziro wrote:Have you ever considered, for a fraction of a moment, that you -aren't- always right?

Only someone of soft mind would ever think something like that.

Dwlee99 · Post Post #2365 (ISO) » Thu Feb 23, 2017 3:36 pm

In post 2361, Accountant wrote:What Trump does is that he lies about having said something for his own selfish reasons. But for me, it's different. For me, I can engineer the situation in such a way as to force both statements to be simultaneously true in order for reality to be more convenient towards the correct path - we call this "imposing the correct path onto reality" - perhaps you are unfamiliar with it since you seem so reluctant to forcibly impose your own ideas onto reality(perhaps your own ideas themselves state that imposing them onto reality is bad!). It's like being forced to choose between cake and pie, and picking both. That is the distinction. Trump changes his tune; I change reality.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doublethink

Accountant · Post Post #2366 (ISO) » Thu Feb 23, 2017 3:36 pm

In post 2363, Shaziro wrote:No, you can't. You are wrong, and crazy.

Perhaps it seems that way for those who are unable to comprehend the ability of the correct path to change reality to its suitability.

Accountant · Post Post #2367 (ISO) » Thu Feb 23, 2017 3:37 pm

In post 2359, Annadog40 wrote:Then why isn't the Utopia a thing?

It is.

Shaziro · Post Post #2368 (ISO) » Thu Feb 23, 2017 3:37 pm

In post 2366, Accountant wrote:
In post 2363, Shaziro wrote:No, you can't. You are wrong, and crazy.
Perhaps it seems that way for those who are unable to comprehend the ability of the correct path to change reality to its suitability.

No, you are just wrong and crazy. Seek help.

Not_Mafia · Post Post #2369 (ISO) » Thu Feb 23, 2017 3:37 pm

In post 2367, Accountant wrote:
In post 2359, Annadog40 wrote:Then why isn't the Utopia a thing?
It is.

To no one but you

Shaziro · Post Post #2370 (ISO) » Thu Feb 23, 2017 3:38 pm

Also, seek help for your girlfriend. Whether or not they are:

An actual person
An anime body pillow
A figment of your imagination
Another personality of yours
Yourself
A concept

Accountant · Post Post #2371 (ISO) » Thu Feb 23, 2017 3:38 pm

In post 2365, Dwlee99 wrote:
In post 2361, Accountant wrote:What Trump does is that he lies about having said something for his own selfish reasons. But for me, it's different. For me, I can engineer the situation in such a way as to force both statements to be simultaneously true in order for reality to be more convenient towards the correct path - we call this "imposing the correct path onto reality" - perhaps you are unfamiliar with it since you seem so reluctant to forcibly impose your own ideas onto reality(perhaps your own ideas themselves state that imposing them onto reality is bad!). It's like being forced to choose between cake and pie, and picking both. That is the distinction. Trump changes his tune; I change reality.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doublethink

I prefer not to use that word. It's very loaded. A better phrase would be paraconsistent thinking.

Annadog40 · Post Post #2372 (ISO) » Thu Feb 23, 2017 3:39 pm

In post 2367, Accountant wrote:
In post 2359, Annadog40 wrote:Then why isn't the Utopia a thing?
It is.

Then why do you say we are moving towards it if it is already here?

Accountant · Post Post #2373 (ISO) » Thu Feb 23, 2017 3:39 pm

In post 2368, Shaziro wrote:
In post 2366, Accountant wrote:
In post 2363, Shaziro wrote:No, you can't. You are wrong, and crazy.
Perhaps it seems that way for those who are unable to comprehend the ability of the correct path to change reality to its suitability.
No, you are just wrong and crazy. Seek help.

No. I will not seek help. I am not wrong and crazy. I am correct. That's the end of it.

Accountant · Post Post #2374 (ISO) » Thu Feb 23, 2017 3:39 pm

In post 2372, Annadog40 wrote:
In post 2367, Accountant wrote:
In post 2359, Annadog40 wrote:Then why isn't the Utopia a thing?
It is.
Then why do you say we are moving towards it if it is already here?

Because we are.