Open 679: Jungle Oligarchy (Game OVER)

[Riley Cake]

HIIII EVERYONE!!! MY NAME IS RILEY CAKE AND I LOOK FORWARD TO PLAYING WITH ALL OF YOU!!!! *hugs everyone*

VOTE: PimHel

YOUR NAME IS ONLY ONE LETTER AWAY FROM THE H E DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS WORD!!!!

[Riley Cake]

What does 3/5 games mean?

[Riley Cake]

grrrrrr!!!! that makes no sense!!!! THEY CAN'T BE MASONS BECAUSE THE SETUP'S OPEN SO THEY GOTTA BE JOKING!!!!

*pokes* you're being silly trans!!!!!

[Riley Cake]

VOTE: SUPERHANS

THAT WAS A REALLY BAD ENTRANCE!!!!!!!!

[Riley Cake]

HI UZI POOZI!!!!

NOTHING'S WRONG WITH HAN'S ENTRANCE!!!! I was just being a tease

[Riley Cake]

*gives Uzi lots of snuggles*

[Riley Cake]

whysit risky for scum??

[Riley Cake]

HI UZI POOZI!!!!

NOTHING'S WRONG WITH HAN'S ENTRANCE!!!! I was just being a tease

Hmm I don't think you're keeping it real.

VOTE: Cake

How about this:
You thought my entrance was terrible, you call me out for it, but then get scared when an alpha player like Lil Uzi disagrees.

If this is the case please be real with me. I don't mind, it's not particularly AI, more personality indicative.

UZI CAN BE MY ALPHA ANY DAY!!!!!

But no!!!! *pokes* I was just teasing!!! besides!!!! even if I was scared, I'd be scared as town too, rightsies? so what made ya think it was alignment indicativesies?

[Riley Cake]

grrrr!!! I'm trying to think why hans thought grey's claim was town but mine is scum!!!!!! WE'RE BOTH TEASING, SO IT'S THE SAME!!!!

[Riley Cake]

Zat you, LQ?

Yup.

Thoughts?

sign ya posts, pretty please?

[Riley Cake]

I'M NOT DISCRIMINATORY AGAINST HYDRAS OR ANYTHING, I SWEAR!!!!! I just wanna know who's talking!!!! what if I accidentally cuddle ya thinking you're transcend but you're actually LQ?!!!! THAT WOULD BE AWKWARD!!!!!

[Riley Cake]

since ya voted me, I thought you thought it was!!!!!!

[Riley Cake]

I NEVER SAID YA WERE TEASING!!!!!

and why'dja unvote?

[Riley Cake]

Thanks!

I'm not going to dig about your meta. Nobodies got time for that. I will trust your analysis of meta thank you very much.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE INTERESTED IN GREY'S META!!!! how comesies ya trust him to tell ya instead of looking for yourselfsies?

[Riley Cake]

SUPERHANS SEEMS TO BE MORE INTERESTED IN LOOKIN' LIKE HE WANTS TO FIND OUT ABOUT GREY'S META THAN ACTUALLY FINDING OUT GREY'S META!!!!!!!!!!

[Riley Cake]

GREY ALREADY SAID TA DO YA HOMEWORK IN 63!!!! YA CAN'T COMPLAIN ABOUT THAT!!!!

[Riley Cake]

GREY ALREADY SAID TA DO YA HOMEWORK IN 63!!!! YA CAN'T COMPLAIN ABOUT THAT!!!!

[Riley Cake]

oh noooo!!! I yelled so loud it echoed back at me!!

[Riley Cake]

Hans is probably town.

Oooh!!! Why??? Cos I like votin' him loads ^_^

and why spadesies? :O

[Riley Cake]

IT MEANS YA ONLY SHOW UP WHEN PEOPLE TALK ABOUT YOU!!!

[Riley Cake]

VOTE: SPADE_ACE

HI TRANSCEND!!!! <3

I'm not super duper mega sure this wagon's gonna have more chance of flippin' scum than SUPERHANS!!!! BUT IT'S WAY MORE PRODUCTIVE!!!!!!

[Riley Cake]

Yeah, that seems about right. But its not fake. Their is nothing for me to react on being voted. It is still RVS and am used to being scumread.

Read on you- You don't waste any time. You come in and have provided your initial feel for the players. So far I like it.

Ohhh okay. Ask me something, I'll answer.

But... IT WASN'T RVS!!! the reason ya got voted was cos uzi poozi said ya post sounded forced!!!! SO LUCCA HAS A POINT!!!!

[Riley Cake]

Okay so after reading only 6 pages the only thing I can honestly say is that Riley is annoying. Feel like she is trying to draw attention to herself and acting this strange, people will think that she is too confident for scum. Hiding in plain sight so to speak.

My vote will most definitely at some point since it is page 6 but still feeling somewhat confident with what I have now. Also, how isn't Veebs banned. He is a troll who types in random game thread.

Anyway:

VOTE: Riley Cakes

But.... I act like this every gamesies!!!! AND YA KNOW THAT COS YA SAW SPADE ASK AND THEN UZI SAID I DID!!! does that mean I'm mafia every game??? I EVEN TALK LIKE THIS IN REAL LIFE AND I'M NOT A REAL LIFE MAFIA MEMBER JUST A NORMAL GIRL!!!!!

[Riley Cake]

Hans, there is actually a chance both momo and Riley are scum due to 150.

A momo scum flip will send me in a blood frenzy to lynch the adorable little Riley.

BLOOD FRENZY?!!! YOU'D GOBBLE UP A LIL GIRL JUST LIKE THATSIES?!!! *boops* But I understand why!!! It's cos ya think momo would yell at me and say I was annoying so we'd be all distancies and stuff without an actual chance I'd get wagoned, rightsies? *giggles* I CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT THAT!!! SO I'LL JUST HAFTA SHOW YA HOW TOWN I AM!!!!

[Riley Cake]

LaL policy lynch.

I've seen you post without the shtick.

IT'S NOT A SHTICK!!! just cos I can post in a non cutie way doesn't mean I should!!!! I wanna play mafia not write school essays!!!!

[Riley Cake]

'sides, this is the way I talk in real lifesies. It would be LYING IF I FAKED MY TONE!!!! ONLY SCUM DO THAT!!!!

[Riley Cake]

BRITNEY SPEARS IS A BAD INFLUENCE!!! SHE SWEARS AND DRESSES LEWDLY!!!!! I'M NOT LIKE HER AT ALL!!!!

freddy!!! whydja vote grey?

[Riley Cake]

why do ya like momo's vote?

AND THAT'S NOT SELF META!!!! I'M JUST SAYIN' I TALK THE WAY I TALK EVERY TIME AND SCUMREADING ME FOR IT IS WRONGSIES!!!

IT'S JUST LIKE HOW GREY SNARKY SPARKIES EVERY GAME SO YA CAN'T TOWNREAD HIM FOR IT!!!!

[Riley Cake]

I don't know ya scum game, Grey!!! BUT I KNOW YOU!!! AND YOU'RE A SNARKY PERSON REGARDLESS OF ALIGNMENT!!!!!!

[Riley Cake]

why do ya like momo's vote?

AND THAT'S NOT SELF META!!!! I'M JUST SAYIN' I TALK THE WAY I TALK EVERY TIME AND SCUMREADING ME FOR IT IS WRONGSIES!!!

IT'S JUST LIKE HOW GREY SNARKY SPARKIES EVERY GAME SO YA CAN'T TOWNREAD HIM FOR IT!!!!

I have decided that either you are a ridiculous hyper 5 year old or this is just an act. Nobody talks like this in real life. And meta can be manipulated. You have manipulated yours so that you can hide in plain sight.

I DO TALK LIKE THIS IN REAL LIFE!!!! YOU'RE BEING MEAN!!!! AND YOU'RE WRONG TOO!!!! COS IF I'VE MANIPULATED MY META TO LET ME HIDE IN PLAIN SIGHT THEN I'M DOING IT EVERY GAME!!!! SO IT'S NAI!!!!

grrrrr!!! you're just trying ta push a mislynch on me for fake reasons!!!!!

VOTE: momo

[Riley Cake]

Im fricking done with this fucking shit. I have been reading all these pages and it took me almost 30 shitting minutes.

VOTE: MOMO

WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!!!! that's a good vote though!!!

[Riley Cake]

Veeebs!!!!!! You're being mean to momo!!!! Just cos he's scum doesn't mean you hafta be mean to him!!!! And watch your language!!!! There are young people here and you're a bad influence!!!

[Riley Cake]

If ya can't get along with him, then replace out!!! Being rude just makes the game worse for everyone

[Riley Cake]

Ok Riley. If you are young then GTFO out of this game. Not to be mean but this is pretty much what the game is about.

swearing?? No way!!! That's crass!!! This game is about making friends and snuggling with them until you find mafia!!!!

[Riley Cake]

okay the Chaos/momo lynch screams to me two obvtown voting a mislynch and then two scummy people (sorry riley) voting on top of that. I don't like it

*headtilts* Why're ya saying Superhans and Grey are obvtown??? AND IF YA THINK THAT WHY'DJA SAY YA WOULDN'T BE OPPOSED TO A GREY LYNCH AT DEADLINE?!!!! HUH???

And why am i scummy?

[Riley Cake]

ALSO!!!!! TRANSCEND!!!! I don't think there's been a super mega loads of resistance on SpadeAce AT ALL!!! It's just that people jumped onto momo cos MOMO WAS BAD!!!!!!!! THAT'S IMPORTANT COS RESISTANCE COULD BE SCUM PROTECTIN' EACH OTHER LIKE BROTHER AND SISTER BUT JUMPING ONTO ANOTHER PERSON DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING!!!!!!

[Riley Cake]

not feeling the Momo/Omega lynch.

but why?

[Riley Cake]

Riley, SuperHans read. What is it?

TOWN!!!!!!!! LUCCA SAID HE WAS BEING LAMIST BUT I THINK TOWN DOES THAT TOO!!!!!! AND HIS POSTS MAKE SENSESIES!!!! I don't think he's done anything bad!!!! SO HE'S TOWN FOR NOW!!!!!

[Riley Cake]

Hans slinking off momo is an obvious distancing vote turned wagon derail.

do ya really think so? I THINK HANS COULD JUST BE TOWNIE BUT WRONGSIES!!!!!

[Riley Cake]

VOTE: Omega

NEVER MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!

VOTE: SUPERHANS

CHANGING YA VOTE COS GREY SAID YA WERE SCUMMY FOR SLINKING OFF IS SUPER DUPER MEGA SCUMMY!!!!!! IT MEANS YA DON'T CARE WHO'S SCUM AND JUST WANTA LOOK GOOD!!!!!!

[Riley Cake]

you were right all along grey!!!!

[Riley Cake]

Sorry!!! I responded to it the moment I read it!!!!! So i hadn't seen him DO ALL THAT SCUMMY STUFF YET!!!!! >.<

[Riley Cake]

thankya!!!!

[Riley Cake]

people always compare me to kaintepes.... BUT I'M RILEY CAKE!!!!! I'M A PERSON BY MYSELF AND NOBODY ELSE'S!!!!!

[Riley Cake]

Cmon Riley you know better than this. Imperium drove a wagon on you in that game, because he thought your posts were fake, and he was town that game. Why are you saying that Momo voting you is because he is scum trying to push a mislynch on you when you know town has done the same exact thing to you in the past?

If anything Momo pushing a lynch on you because of your posting style should read NAI to you. You know some people (including townies) don't like your posting style, and will vote you for it. Why is your reaction to OMGUS them, and say they are scum?

NO!!!!!!! IT'S COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!!!

IMPERIUM THOUGHT MY POSTS WERE FAKE!!!! AND THEY WERE!!!!

but momo doesn't!!! he said I'm TRYING TO ACT CONFIDENT TO HIDE THE FACT THAT I'M SCUM!!!! that's a dumb dumby dumbo way of thinkin!!!! ya can't cover that up!!!!!

[Riley Cake]

HANSY!!!! WHY AM I YA IN YA TOP TIER?!!! i've been super duper mega off this game!!!! I haven't been able to do anything much...

[Riley Cake]

Riley: *eats superhans* NOM NOM NOM!!! that tasted great!!!! what recipe didja use?

Mom: I USED RED BELL PEPPERS TO MAKE HIM SPICY!!!!

Riley: OH NO!!! I ONLY BOUGHT GREEN ONES!!!! YOU MUST HAVE USED HIS ROLE PM TO PAINT THEM RED!!!

[Riley Cake]

trying ta manipulate grey's vote on omega was reaaallly scummy!!!!!!

[Riley Cake]

I have a Town read on Hans. Open thought process (which has been said before), stream of consciousness as well as his 438 which I see no reason for Hans to disagree there as Scum.

~Quick

Whatabout all the stuff he did, like voting omega after grey yelled at him for it?

[Riley Cake]

grrrr!!! I feel badsies today!!! sorry everyone!!!! I'll post more tomorrow

[Riley Cake]

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hey tea guy, what's your concern with riley?

The concern is similar to that which was pointed by Matt, I actually forgot but he too observed something similar. Riley voted Momo by saying that he was mafia or something because apparently mafia take advantage of her play style. I have actually experienced the opposite, mafia tend to benefit from taking on that style because then it becomes difficult to read them.

Also, riley's analysis isn't really something special. The instant switch in her vote for hans felt artificial as well.

THIS POST IS BAD!!!! YA CAN'T SAY I ONLY TOOK ON THIS PLAYSTYLE TO MAKE ME DIFFICULT TO READ COS I DO IT EVERY GAME!!!! ya can't call me mafia just cos ya can't be botheted to put in the effort ta read me

and ya can't just say it's artificial!!! What's so artificialsies about it? HE DID SOMETHING SCUMMY SO I VOTED HIM!!!!

[Riley Cake]

I scum read you because you were trying to get other players to vote on me from the beginning.
As early as #50 you have been calling for my lynch. This caused me to gut scum read you.

I'M NOT VOTING ANYONE BUT HANS TODAY!!! sorry everybody!!! Just cos his tone is good doesn't mean he's town!!! I haven't heard any reason why he's townsies!!!! AND I THINK IF HE WAS TOWN LOTSA SCUM WOULD JOIN IT TO GOBBLE UP A TOWNIE WITHOUT LOOKING BAD!!! but nobody has!!!!

[Riley Cake]

I'd hafta read everything first!!!!! I am a busy riley

[Riley Cake]

I KNEW IT!!!! GOOD JOB GREY!!!