~laundry~ FIN

[Pine]

Sorry, Paladin bro.

[Andrius]

andrius, you're just trying to paint a narrative and push it through rather than communicate to reach an understanding about how things actually went down - this is scumtactics

Replace the first word with 'drealmerz7' and this is largely true of what you're doing now.
You're set on me being scum and are throwing everything against me.

Including some 0-effort ALL THE NIGHTKILLS POINT TO YOU claim that is completely unsubstantiated.

[Andrius]

Yeah...I think it has to be Andrius. No one's hammered McMenno when there's lots of easy, free excuse to do so. He's not actively pushing someone else, either, as L-1 scum would. Andy is, though. He also keeps invoking "Pine would never, we're bros" a bit too much, as if it's a talisman to ward me off. Drealmerz I'm still not comfortable with, but the last few pages there have been a few too many dumbtells, like his paranoia about two remaining scum (which is preposterous). He's a little too cracked to be scum, and what he's pursuing just isn't attainable.

What the hell. Dovie'andi se tovya sagain. Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

VOTE: Andrius

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[drealmerz7]

you didn't offer yourself up

you flailed a self-sacrificial woe-is-me fit as soon as the Day started that I can NOT see coming from town only from scum making a plot

if you're town and did that, it is 10x worse than what zach did, imo

[Andrius]

I die by your hand.
I wouldn't have it any other way.

Finally.
Off to see Maria.

[Pine]

Shit

[drealmerz7]

plot=ploy

oh thank goodness

[Pine]

I'm sorry Andy, I lost the faith. We wouldn't have been allowed to see endgame together anyway.

[Andrius]

I'm town, by the way.
No games, Pine.
The Zach claiming scum thing was horrendous and killed the soul of this game for me.
Namely because you were all like BEST GAME EVER TEAM STRAHD REPEAT LETS HYDRA
And then the game wasn't over.
I thought for sure you were town because of that and the whole PM offer to hydra for srs.

Oh well.
I'm so happy.
Now I don't have to sit through a LyLo with MENNO and DREAL.

[Andrius]

I'm sorry Andy, I lost the faith. We wouldn't have been allowed to see endgame together anyway.

You're a bomb.
We would have stood together against the storm.

[Andrius]

Seriously though.
The hell are you doing.

[Pine]

Yeah, I think I just lost the game for us. Menno or Desp will kill the other and Dreal will dumbvote me then scum will quickhammer.

Sorry.

[Andrius]

No one's hammered Menno because
1) he's scum?
2) you're being obstinant
3) scum want me dead before endgame because I will literally vote ANYONE BUT YOU IN ENDGAME

[Andrius]

3) scum want me dead before endgame because I will literally vote ANYONE BUT YOU IN ENDGAME

PINE
THIS IS TRUE BRO-NESS
THIS IS WHAT STRAHDIANS SHOULD BE
NOT BACKSTABBING IDIOTS

[Errantparabola]

Votecount 7.6 - FINAL

phone post. slow update.

Andrius

(3 - LYNCH): McMenno, drealmerz7, Pine

McMenno

(2): Desperado, Andrius

Not Voting

(0):

[Errantparabola]

*cough*
*choke*
I'm trying to type out the death flavor, but-

I'm finding it impossible to breathe!

Someone help!
Someone tell mykonian! He's my backup mod-- he'll know what to do!

Ack-- *cough*

[Errantparabola]

Errantparabola

Hi.
You are

ERRANTPARABOLA

, THE MAIN CHARACTER IN THIS TRAGIC TALE WITH A TALENT FOR EXAGGERATION

.
You are a

Vanilla Townie

.

Alignment:

You are aligned with the Town. You win when all threats to town are dead, and there is at least one member of town alive.

Tragic Hero:

How are you exceptional? Nothing particular about you stands out, except for perhaps exceptionally bad laundry skills. You have no powers aside from your vote.

Mafia's Most Moist:

If you are the person with this modifier that can integrate the word "moist" into your posts the most times, I'll give you a special shout-out in endgame! Keep in mind that this has no impact on your win condition and should not affect how you play to your win condition!

The Supreme Clean Machine:

If at any point you are the only person with this role modifier alive, I'll give you a special shout-out in endgame! Keep in mind that this has no impact on your win condition and should not affect how you play to your win condition!

Andrius, the

Vanilla Townie

, has been lynched D7.

Night begins immediately.

Deadline in (expired on 2017-03-06 21:20:00)

[Errantparabola]

*kssht*
*kssht*
Is this thing on?

Ehm, hello. This is mykonian.
EP died, so I'm stepping in to finish modding this game.

I'm not sure how to do the flavor, so. EP's sleep schedule disappeared, but EP's dead, so I guess it doesn't matter anyway.

[Errantparabola]

My Sleep Schedule

Hi.
You are

MY SLEEP SCHEDULE

, WHICH BRINGS INSULT TO THE VERY DEFINITION OF THE WORD "SCHEDULE"

.
You are a

Hated 2-shot Bomb

.

Alignment:

You are aligned with the Town. You win when all threats to town are dead, and there is at least one member of town alive.

Unreliable:

Your reliability... sort of comes and goes when it pleases you. Twice per game, you can choose to "stay awake" for the Night Phase.

If someone tries to nightkill you while you are awake, both you and the killer will die.

Fuck You:

You ruin my life.

It requires one less vote to lynch you if it is not MYLO or LYLO.

Pine, the

Town Hated 2-shot Bomb

, has been killed N7.

[Errantparabola]

Votecount 8.0

Getting EP's password wasn't easy.
They told me that in an emergency, I would have to go to their corpse and dig out their heart, on which they had gotten the account password surgically tattooed. Frankly, it was disgusting, and I don't think I'll be backup modding any more games by EP-- oh wait, they're dead anyway, so I guess it doesn't matter.

-mykonian

Not Voting

(3): Desperado, drealmerz7, McMenno

3 players, 2 majority.

Deadline in (expired on 2017-03-21 00:03:00)

[drealmerz7]

yep, that's what I was afraid of

look, you 2 vote each other and let me decide, okay?

[drealmerz7]

and I need you both to really work it

tell me why the other is scum and why you're town

[Desperado]

LMAO fuck off

[Desperado]

there's no way in hell you're hammering

[drealmerz7]

no seriously if you're town you better fucking vote mcmenno