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[bethelmark]

Catch That Ferret!

[Oman]

Happy scumday TSQ!

[somestrangeflea]

I'm going to be away for a few days on a trip, and so this leaves me in an awkward position.

Firstly, Maz Mediaz & livingod & Guardian won Game 1 by a landslide!
Secondly, since I'm going to be away, I'm going to put the poll for game 2 up

now

.
Thirdly, since, again, I'm going to be away, I'm going to give the scene for game 3 now.

Game 3

JordanA24 & Khelvaster & Oman
vs
YogurtBandit & JDodge & Panzerjager

The scene is "Chain E-Mails Which Never Caught On".

I'm requesting that no-one in Game 3 post suggestions and no-one vote for Game 2 until the time is officially up (ie. 8 hours 50 minutes from this post).

[livingod]

/inn

[The Fonz]

/tavern

[PJ.]

How did game three get such a bad theme?

[JordanA24]

Time's up now right?

Crimewatch chain mail, "Can you name this mass-murderer!"

[Oman]

"Click me, I'm a virus"

"Lose weight by losing an arm"

"Tips on Getting Laid"

"Poems for the Incontinent"

"Email for the paralyzed"

"Lets Change the alphabet"

"Petition to raise Satan"

"Petition to lynch"

"Turn your tupperware into extra income"

And thats it for now.

[Khelvaster]

Omen, one suggestion per post.

"
FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: READ THIS NOW!!!!!

Little Timmy was walking through a park one day, and then saw a strange man. The man motioned for little Timmy to come closer, and then suddenly shot little Timmy with a Taser. Timmy writhed in pain as the man took him into the back seat of his car, tied his arms and legs, and drove to an abandoned alleyway. He pulled little Timmy into the alleyway, and then raped him, leaving him squirming, naked, in the cold, damp alleyway. Little Timmy eventually escaped and got home, but found out 6 months later that he got AIDS.




Send this to 10 other people unless you want to end up like poor little Timmy."

[JDodge]

"OMG TRUE STORY!

One day, a girl was walking in the park, and a mysterious man hopped out frmo behind a bush and robbed her, then sold her as a slave, telling her if she toled anyone, he would kill her, her family, the person she told, and the person she told's family!

IF YOU DON'T FORWARD THIS E-MAIL TO 5 PEOPLE WITHIN THE NEXT 3 DAYS, YOU WILL BE KILLED BY THE MYSTERIOUS MAN!!!!!

IF YOU DO, YOU'LL BE RAPED, TORTURED, THEN KILLED BY THE MYSTERIOUS MAN."

[Oman]

Whoops!

Sorry about that, i need to read the rules again. Cheers, Khelvaster.

[Khelvaster]

And JDodge makes a blatant ripoff of my post...Oh well, I guess imitation is the sincerest form of flattery .

"MAKE PENNIES A DAY!

Send a penny to the first five people on this list. Then, take the top person off and add your name to the bottom. Send this to all your friends, and you will make tons of $$$$$. Some people have made enough to fulfill all their wildest dreams--eating kraft maceroni and cheese, drinking RC cola, and living it large. You can do this too.

Just pass this on to all your friends.

1. Flub
2. AnDoR DrAkOn
3. Hotzenplotz
4. Kranach
5. Kerab


Remember! You can make over $5 a month with this sweet trick."

[JordanA24]

"The Mafia needs YOU!"

[YogurtBandit]

" Wow! Ijust found out this great giveaway! If you place your name on the following list, You can win a Romantic dinner for two with George Bush! If you dont, George Bush Will R4P3 u n00b!

List:
1. Condoleeza Rice

[JDodge]

"CHEAP PENIS SHRINKING PILLS"

[Khelvaster]

"SNUFFFILMS.NET---Your #1 Snuff Film Fetish Site"

[PJ.]

"Cheap Clitoris Enlarging Pills"

[Khelvaster]

"Hot Man on Bear Action!"

[xyzzy]

/in

[Maz Medias]

/in

[Oman]

"Sausage A Day Healthcare"

[YogurtBandit]

"HAVE SEX WITH GODZILLA FOR 200 MILLION EURO!"

[JDodge]

"SEND YOUR ADDRESS TO KNOWN SEX OFFENDERS!"

[Khelvaster]

"Fuckaduck stress relief"

[JordanA24]

"Cheap penis enlargements, now with viruses!"