GTKAS - elvis_knits

[forbiddanlight]

When are you going to answer my questions?

[Kublai Khan]

I like Chardonnay made in stainless steel... I'm not such a fan of oakey wines. I also like Pinot Grigios. I like Veritas winery near me, and Barborsville. The wine I buy at the supermarket is Kendall Jackson Chardonnay.

KJ Chard? That's not a stainless steel fermentation.

Have you ever tried more esoteric choices, like a Spanish Albarino (chard substitute)? or a Portuguese Vinho Verde (instead of Pinot Grigio)?

What lead you to discover mafia? mafiascum.net?

I was in a film competition run by the guys who made "Cry Wolf" and they play mafia in that movie. Searched the internet and voila!

Interesting. Did you make a film?

(added Cry Wolf to netflix queue)

Yes! I spread 13 tons of dirt last year using only a wheelbarrow and my brute strength. Then I made grass grow. It was exciting. I know a lot about plants and gardening now. I have had some success with things that are difficult to maintain, like roses and hydrangeas. I think the secret is finding a good location for a given type of plant. In the right location they don't need too much care. If a plant needs too much care, most people (including me) will eventually let it die by accident. The other secret is miracle grow stakes. Don't bother with the granules that you have to apply every week or two. That's for fools. Stick a miracle grow stake in the ground once a season.

How about composting? The Miracle Grow stakes do well, but nothing beats homemade soil.

Q: Are you sorry you lynched Kublai Khan in that newbie game?
A: YES

Heh. Don't worry about it. I was totally asking for it.

[BrianMcQueso]

Do you remember the origins of Boob Card?

[elvis_knits]

Favorite person to play mafia with?
Least favorite?
Favorite Mod?
Least favorite?
(As always, answers have to include names)

I'm not doing this one...

[elvis_knits]

Why? (why not/because, not valid answers)

Also, enjoi rope (yes, THAT way)?

I love my dog.

I don't really know if I enjoy rope. Tempted to say no, but to be honest, I won't know until I try it.

[elvis_knits]

Hi, do you <3 me?

I <3 you.

When I think about you I touch myself.

[elvis_knits]

When are you going to answer my questions?

Sorry for the delay.

[elvis_knits]

I like Chardonnay made in stainless steel... I'm not such a fan of oakey wines. I also like Pinot Grigios. I like Veritas winery near me, and Barborsville. The wine I buy at the supermarket is Kendall Jackson Chardonnay.

KJ Chard? That's not a stainless steel fermentation.

I don't know what KJ chard is, but I like it. And from tastings I usually don't like oakey wines too much.

Have you ever tried more esoteric choices, like a Spanish Albarino (chard substitute)? or a Portuguese Vinho Verde (instead of Pinot Grigio)?

No, but I'd like to. Thanks for the suggestions!

What lead you to discover mafia? mafiascum.net?

I was in a film competition run by the guys who made "Cry Wolf" and they play mafia in that movie. Searched the internet and voila!

Interesting. Did you make a film?

(added Cry Wolf to netflix queue)

I was in a competition to write shoot and edit a short film in three days. It was hell since my producer when apeshit and stole our footage and I had to redo everything on the last day. But I did finish, with help from my brother, and we got an award.

Yes! I spread 13 tons of dirt last year using only a wheelbarrow and my brute strength. Then I made grass grow. It was exciting. I know a lot about plants and gardening now. I have had some success with things that are difficult to maintain, like roses and hydrangeas. I think the secret is finding a good location for a given type of plant. In the right location they don't need too much care. If a plant needs too much care, most people (including me) will eventually let it die by accident. The other secret is miracle grow stakes. Don't bother with the granules that you have to apply every week or two. That's for fools. Stick a miracle grow stake in the ground once a season.

How about composting? The Miracle Grow stakes do well, but nothing beats homemade soil.

I haven't done composting because I don't have an out of the way place to do it in... everywhere is visible and I don't like the way they look. But I would love to someday. Every time I rake leaves in the fall I think to myself I should be composting. If only I could make my own mulch I would be happy for life...

There's a horse farm nearby and they put all the horseshit in big mounds in a certain area. People I know go and get buckets full for their gardens once the pile has aged for a few years. They call it black gold. I haven't been brave enough yet.

[DrippingGoofball]

What's the deal with fresh artichokes?

[DrippingGoofball]

Do you plan to attend Castroville's Artichoke Festival in 2010?

[elvis_knits]

Do you remember the origins of Boob Card?

[elvis_knits]

What's the deal with fresh artichokes?

They will cut you.

I once had a woman cut my hair and she complained the whole time how an artichoke seed got lodged in her thumb and then got infected and it still hurt.

I think her hand was later amputated, which is really bad when you're a hairdresser.

[elvis_knits]

Do you plan to attend Castroville's Artichoke Festival in 2010?

NO!!!!!!!!!!111111111

I don't want to DIE!!!!!1111111111

[Xylthixlm]

Do you hate people?

[Jahudo]

I was in a competition to write shoot and edit a short film in three days. It was hell since my producer when apeshit and stole our footage and I had to redo everything on the last day. But I did finish, with help from my brother, and we got an award.

Sometimes you have to assert your alpha pack dominance over producers

Do you still work in production or are you more of a writer?

[DrippingGoofball]

What is your favorite number on the Richter scale?
Please rate in increasing order of awesomeness: tsunamis, hurricanes (cat 5), tornadoes (force 5), and comets.

[Kmd4390]

Favorite person to play mafia with?
Least favorite?
Favorite Mod?
Least favorite?
(As always, answers have to include names)

[elvis_knits]

Do you hate people?

Only artichokes.

[shaft.ed]

Follow up question; what about people that enable the proliferation of artichokes?

[elvis_knits]

I was in a competition to write shoot and edit a short film in three days. It was hell since my producer when apeshit and stole our footage and I had to redo everything on the last day. But I did finish, with help from my brother, and we got an award.

Sometimes you have to assert your alpha pack dominance over producers

Do you still work in production or are you more of a writer?

I am more of a writer, but I love filming also. I don't really enjoy being a director though. You have to be a constant motivation to people, and pull rabbits out of hats (when you have no budget). Shits hard work. I much prefer being the DP, camerman type role. I want to hold the camera.

Especially if it's porn.

[elvis_knits]

Follow up question; what about people that enable the proliferation of artichokes?

Servants of satan.

[Xylthixlm]

Has it ever been porn?

[elvis_knits]

What is your favorite number on the Richter scale?
Please rate in increasing order of awesomeness: tsunamis, hurricanes (cat 5), tornadoes (force 5), and comets.

4.0 It's a party but you probably won't die.

COMET (Most awesome)
Tsunami
Hurricane (I had those at Mardi Gras one time)
Tornado

[elvis_knits]

Has it ever been porn?

Define porn.

[Xylthixlm]

Has it ever been porn?

Define porn.

To use the definition given by supreme court justice Potter Stewart, "I know it when I see it".