The Heterosexual Revolution (Game over!)

[StrangerCoug]

LOVER'S MAFIA: THE HETEROSEXUAL REVOLUTION

Take a look at any lovers game on this site. C'mon,

ANY

lovers game. Have you noticed that a lot of the time, the pairs are guys paired with other guys?

We heterosexuals feel a little bit oppressed here.

Think so too? Then join us in the Heterosexual Revolution, where eight sexy men are each guaranteed to be paired with one of eight equally sexy women and vice versa. After all, it was the straight people that brought you into the world! Together, we'll fight the site meta that pushes us around, making us sleep with people of the same sex when we don't want to! Together, we'll fight the p—

Wait. Hold up. There's an

ASEXUAL

revolution, too? This is not what we wanted to put forward! You accuse the people in the Asexual Revolution of being traitors to the cause, and they retaliate by calling you stuffy, good-for-nothing conservatives. You're going to have to get them out of the way before they water down your message, and

ALL

of you are willing to die for your beliefs.

Which side of the schism will prevail?

MALE PLAYERS

1. Pine
   
2. vijay2vasandani
   
3. The Acting Method
   replaces Nikanor
   
   
4. PeregrineV
   replaces Isa
   
   
5. DTMaster
   replaces MattP
   
   
6. ActionDan
   
7. Kmd4390
   
8. Ser Arthur Dayne
   replaces Majiffy

FEMALE PLAYERS

1. Lady Lambdadelta
   
2. Haylen
   
3. camn
   
4. noraa
   replaces springlullaby, who replaced Miyu
   
   
5. Shadoweh
   replaces glowball
   
   
6. Ojanen
   replaces saporovirus
   
   
7. Tammy
   
8. RachMarie
   replaces singersigner

REPLACEMENTS

• nopointinactingup

A

blue name

indicates a male player.
A

magenta name

indicates a female player.

Amrun is co-modding and this is not a bastard mod game. You're playing a nightless setup.

Please have your gender set when you /in or we will ignore your entry. We must keep the number of male and female players the same—when one list fills, we can only enter players in the other.

[farside22]

*cries*
If I wasn't going to be moving I would be in this game so freeking fast.

[MattP]

/in

[ActionDan]

/in

[ActionDan]

oh ya /male

[Kmd4390]

/in male

[Haylen]

...Well thats me lynched day 1...and isa! Haha this'll be a short game.

[ActionDan]

...Well thats me lynched day 1...and isa! Haha this'll be a short game.

your play style makes me think that I would most likely not vote you as either alignment

[Haylen]

Lol :p I was refering to the whole asexual thing.

[ActionDan]

oh oops! Didn't register. The only public asexual figure I know of was Paul Erdos.

[Majiffy]

/in male yeah lets do this.

[Amrun]

I'm the female half of the mod team! Just fyi.

[Amrun]

Also, the males may be full now.

[Majiffy]

Shouldn't the females be the full ones here?

/dirty sex joke.

[Amrun]

Oh, the jokes that could be made.

[Haylen]

I don't get it. :/

This is going to be one of those games where everyone makes loads of sexual jokes and I dont get them. Isnt it.

[Espeonage]

Here to say last time I was a lover I got paired with a female that lived close by.

[ConfidAnon]

I'll /in for this. The opening post is hilarious.

[glowball]

/in

[DTMaster]

Aw my sex has left me without a spot since the males are full now. :<

[Amrun]

We're still taking male replacements, DT.

And if we find ourselves incapable of finding enough females, SOMEONE'S gonna be wearing drag, so.

[DTMaster]

Embrace my inner lesbian. Oh riiight. lulz. I'll even change my sex for the game

[Amrun]

Haha, okay, we'll remember that. Gonna give the girls a chance, though.

(Thanks, glow, btw!)

[PeregrineV]

/replace for males

[DTMaster]

lol ok. For now I'll be /replace for males