Survivor: Summertime (The End!)

[Lord Mhork]

YOU CAN DO IT CC I BELIEVE IN YOU.

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Do we rePM the app to both of you?

I hope to see you in there, CC!

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Woohoo! I made it! Huzzah and stuff!

I guess this means I actually have to learn site chat...

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Do people have interest enough in my to confessional?

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But really, you had much easier words to find.

I like this gif...

Good job all

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Not likely to do a confessional, but non-players can feel free to IM me for interrogation.

This.

I've been staring at this gif for far too long begat does it mean?

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0.o
The Internet is a strange place...

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Oh! I'll plug for elder scrolls rpg! Super consistent updates ALL the time! Thanks salmonella!

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Uh... It's... It's in my other cupcake.

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What was incorrect? Isn't it the same?

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Thank you. -.-

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To whomever wrote the 'threatening' note warning about what would happen if you ever made it to my team, why? The shelter was a fun project until I got bored and expanded to it. If you aimed to blow up what we were using to win, why did you spare the base at (13,13)?

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Also because there's some concern in the tribe QT, we're publicly stating we did NOT steal Orange's camp. We labeled it Orange and then relabeled it Blue after the ceasefire began. I know we built it because I personally built most of it.

I thought the 'blue stole it' was a joke, but, just in case, we didn't.

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I assume the creator of the hut and campsite (i.e. me) has the right to alter my creations after ceasefire, right?

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What the hell does DEAT even mean?

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But that's not even humorous....

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Don't you even. You stole so much stuff from us.

You would think the favourites would at least try to win challenges. The Orange team is a lot of talk with no action...

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Well I'm not responsible for either of those. Though I know you took our cast list idea.

In any event, why are you throwing a fit over it? We had a BUNCH of other ideas.

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STOP TRYING TO MAKE DEAT HAPPEN. IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN!

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That movie is godly. I love it.

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DUN DUN DUN!

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So if we lose, can I throw a bitch fit?

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Woohoo!

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So why did you guys not break our base? I don't understand...

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Well we made a theme though...

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...was that not the point of the challenge? "You're on a beach. Make a survivor shelter." Did I miss something?

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So who you guys gonna vote off? Also did you write the note and stuff?

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But why? I literally carried the team this challenge :c

It was the note that said 'rawr you said that this building was for fun and you lied. Be prepared when i'm on your team.' or something like that.

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I'm sorry. Complain to Chevre. Point is that we were creative and stuff and Chevre liked that. This is why he is the judge.

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I suppose so. I guess I'm still a literal irritated at people trying to take credit for my hut and stuff... >.<

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Also the challenge should have been weighted in your favor anyway because he knows more of you

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I mean if you're going to claim that it wasn't fair to have Chevre be the only judge, it stands to reason he'd favor the people he knows. You guys are just being butthurt

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^Exactly

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That picture didn't happen. I'm sorry...

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What happened with Mario Bros. Survivor?

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I don't understand... Ok...

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Can I have a link at least?

I hate descriptions that are 'it was bad' >.>

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:c
Don't judge me...

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Wow. Did not see that coming.

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I smell internal drama...

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Lord Mhork is between SK and KBW

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Team blue sits out KBW

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So do we post one at a time every hour? Am I understanding this correctly?

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Lord Mhork claims viser

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Point of order:
Rumour is a British spelling not even accepted by the Mafiascum spellcheck.

KK, we have a QT >.<

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Are you accepting British spellings? I think it's a fair question to know the judging language.

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Yeah the little red squigglies when you type a misspelled word.

PEDIT:
Thank you... -.-

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Lord Mhork claims muse

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Lord Mhork claims ovum

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Lord Mhork claims airs

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Lord Mhork claims via

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Lord Mhork claims rue

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Lord Mhork claims vis

Good night

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Lord Mhork claims vivo?

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I'm not convince half these words actually appear in the English language. -.-

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I'm not convinced the scrabble dictionary is actually an authority on the English language.

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You're terrifying, CC

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Aha! But we can communicate publicly!

Hi, candi!
#FirstWorldAnarchists

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So like I was saying in the qt, we should call ourselves Orange Tribe.

Also I do really like this challenge so far.

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I'm well, CC. How you been?

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KBW, how are things?

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*hugs*

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What's sappy?

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You live in martinsville, CC? Where is that even?

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That's 'cause NASCAR is silly. I never understood the excitement. How was your concert?

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Yeah. I can understand horse races or foot races, but NASCAR lasts forever!

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I'm confused. Isn't Virginia supposed to be mountainy and cool?

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There isn't enough banter!

*banter**banter*

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*witty confusion*

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*witty strip tease*

*witty staring*

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You're right, candi. We need photographic evidence.

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Por que no los dos?

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Eat the sand!

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You don't really got to, cc.

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I might. I don't know if orangies should know how many are dropping.

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*long distance knuckle touch*

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Wow...

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:c
Nerve wracking...

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CC YOU EVER WATCH VEGGIE TALES?

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If we tossed are vote, do we reveal in the council after next?

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Wow. I feel intense shame...

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Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

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CC YOU EVER WATCH VEGGIE TALES?

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I LIKED THAT SHOW

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I dunno why everyone is taking forever... >.<

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Aww... Thanks, candi. :3
You got balls.

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Total prisoners dilemma here. Fascinating. I wonder how ballsy marquis is.

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I knew it! The best solution is to assume he would always accept.

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Nah marquis super ballsy. I got five bucks says he accepted. Takers?

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If the both decline though, it's still bad stuff. At this point it's a matter of nobility and the honor of winning the TC.

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For the glory of the Sexy Mega Happy Fun Time Buddies!

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That's a tough call, pal. You'll be crippled, sure, but I would think winning this would amount to great glory that might give you that leg up you need. :/

I would definitely bet that marquis will accept though.

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Nuh uh. You're a liar face. >:T

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^marquis

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Tell us how you really feel, orc

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The pull out method--always effective.

And so much excitement!

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If you don't wanna, candi, you can stop. You were a glorious stallion.

@Mod:
Can those who cannot win immunity still play the challenge?

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It might be a good point, but it's still a dick move.

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Nah I'm too ridiculously principled. >.<
It sucks...

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The only 'mega alliance' is the general hope that all the remaining fans make it. I would not, however, move to indiscriminately vote off all former favorites. That's just rude.

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You owe me five bucks, ani. My amateur psych never lies!

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You don't have a vote, silly.

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Well except the promise of victory. I do like CC's idea though, but whatev's. Candi and marquis are crippled, but they're not really out.

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Fuck you all. That's all I have to say. Also screw CC, you should have gone for it candi because you lost anyway, marquis you're a dead man, and calling it now ani wins.

-.-
At least whodunnit is hopefully happening soon. I hope I'm the killer.

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You still owe me five bucks. I'm a psychic.

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Am I allowed to continue posting in the thread or do I have to leave?

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And yeah you'll all miss me. I was the soul of the Sexy Awesome Mega Fun Time Buddies. I expect a candlelight vigil and kloud and orc's heads. Feel my curse, jerks.

No hard feelings, though. It was a solid move strategically, but still bullshit.

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What if I just rant like a homeless doomsayer? Does that count as talking on matters of the game?

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But Orc is the bigger target. Kill Orc. Kill him!

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Umm.... Can I explain the ways in which each favorite should die?

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Is someone gonna be a hero and save me with the idol? I'll give you the five bucks ani owes me if you do.

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Not CC.
I like him...

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I like you too, candi. But CC is my bro, you know?

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Save me candi! :c

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Huh? My loyalties are first and foremost to those I've promised. CC, ceph, you, KBW, and kloud, in that order.

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Aww... Thanks guys. Well make our own tribe. With blackjack! And hookers! You know what? Forget the tribe!

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'cause no one rejects at me. I'm a sexy cupcake and if they can't see that, then they can go fuck themselves.

*diva storm off*

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Can we get all the dead in here? Just clutter the thread as vengeance for perceived slights?

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A what?

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I enjoy the fact I've inspired the dead to start posting again. I create activity wherever I go.

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*baked

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Drugs are bad, m'kay?

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Kdowns go away. You're not dead

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Limbo limbo limBO!

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Hehe CC has blue balls

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Lot 2 is Neil Patrick Harris? DO WANT

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We're on a beach, right? Why is sand a commodity?

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Hey that's my avatar!

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I AM LORD MHORK. LORD OF ALL THINGS MHORK AND MHORKISH. WHO ARE YOU, PETTY MORTAL?

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I prefer candillian

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*hug*
It's ok, CC. Orc is a meanie face.

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But this version was a present from CC. :c

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But you love the flaws just as much as the gift.

IT'S A SENTIMENTAL THING DAMNIT!

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No! >:T

You can't make me. I make my own decisions!

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Why on earth would people to complain to you? Also why would they complain in general. I don't understand this in the slightest.

Are you, like, the mafiascum help desk?

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Well that's weak. :/

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I politely refuse. My avatar hurts no one.

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Screw you all the avatar is gonna stay forever now.

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So adorable. :O

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Poor fans getting pagonged. :c

Knuckle bump, marquis. See ya in the dead qt

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:c
That's dumb... I mean it makes total sense but it's dumb... :/

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Happy birthday, ani!

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That's dumb. If

I

were still in the game, you would bet there would be a fucking sand city there. Just saying... >.>

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I too just want to see what people put in the torch walks. Also explanations for the 6 word descriptions...

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NOOOOOOOOO I"M KEEPING MY HOPES

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You guys suck. I'm using my vote for xoxelf

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Clearly this is hell. Trapped in a never ending game of survivor right before the cathartic release of declaring the winner.

It's what you get for not doing torch walk. Karma is a bitch. >:T