Mini 1648: Mafia in the Noose Factory. (Game Over)

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vote: tip

what's up

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VOTE: Zebulin

I don't see why it is necessary for you to try and colour my view of another player this early into the game.

that fact that he's promulgating boonskiies' apparently general shitty play at this early a stage in the game is pretty townie actually as it suggests anti-townie play from aforesaid user may not be owing to the fact that they're mafia. there's no reason for a mafioso to provide preemptive excuses for other players early on in the game, especially one that can be easily pushed, unless they're partners which is also unlikely.

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Boonskiies.

There is 3 of us though and I'm not giving you the last one.

I would like to get Zeb to L-1 and force a claim. Do you object to this? If so, why?

maybe, alternatively, you should die

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unvote
vote: monkeyman

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[ ... time ... ] why's monkey not upside-down hanging from teh gallows yet

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haha this whole zebulin push-veiled-fish is a fucking joke.

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blue's playing pretty head-heavily but i'm not interested in lynching him as of now since he's doing an OK job of grinding reactions. also, [hangs neon lights around read], monkeyman - vote him.

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randomidget's lethe gallery:

VOTE: boonskies
I had forgotten that game zeb -_-
I will also hop to house if a wagon forms. He still scares me.

UNVOTE:
Forgot I was.

more to follow

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update: that haplorhine guy ... he's mafia

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also most people here if not everyone, apart from myself, is incredibly unfunny.

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alternatively we can peg down randomidget, but whatever.

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post post where's everyone

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this game is fucking SLOW

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i'm gonna spend my time crafting together a wikipedia page apt enough to display this game and all its intricacies once it ends, next christmas

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VOTE: tip

For being such a wonderfully hypocritical lurky fluffmeister.

you're unimaginably stupid if there's an iota of genuineness in any of your behaviour

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My post is fairly self-explanatory. Stop trying to obfuscate because it just makes me want to scumread you for soft-defending your buddy.

Show me his hypocracy. House, you know better than that.

Click a fucking ISO link and read his 14 pages of fluff complaining about nothing happening instead of demanding explanations for shit that is so obvious that even I can see it.

ah, yes. that time i openly outted my read on zebulin while simulatenously cutting down the quite possibly the most asinine wagon ever formed on D1 in a mafia game. ch-yeah, that was me fluffing

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unvote

vote: randomidget

let's go

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also, i don't think TV character internet aper House can see anything - really.

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My post is fairly self-explanatory. Stop trying to obfuscate because it just makes me want to scumread you for soft-defending your buddy.

Show me his hypocracy. House, you know better than that.

Click a fucking ISO link and read his 14 pages of fluff complaining about nothing happening instead of demanding explanations for shit that is so obvious that even I can see it.

ah, yes. that time i openly outted my read on zebulin while simultaneously cutting down quite possibly the most asinine wagon ever formed on D1 in a mafia game. ch-yeah, that was me fluffing

ebwop!!

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"pointedly unearthing bad play while suavely diggin' up scumreads, is ... fluff"

- House [TV character fan account], paraphrased

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My post is fairly self-explanatory. Stop trying to obfuscate because it just makes me want to scumread you for soft-defending your buddy.

you question my obnoxiously laid out read on him??? how dare YOU, scum partner!

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My post is fairly self-explanatory. Stop trying to obfuscate because it just makes me want to scumread you for soft-defending your buddy.

you question my obnoxiously laid out read on him??? how dare YOU, scum partner!

the above, House's literal, unironic thought-process

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all right i'm gonna flip-out for teh day. all on randomidget, folks

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hello i have not read any posts so far; been busy. back to business as usual tomorrow. apologies,

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i read the above post. logging off now, cya

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i can't ego-search either. this SUCKS

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bye for now

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i can't ego-search either. this SUCKS

Stop being filthy alt then.

. Also, using multiple browsers will let you be logged in two different accounts at once.

that sounded poetic but made no sense.

also, the reason for my inordinate disappointment was due to the short length of my username rendering myself unsearchable.

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Tip wagon go go go.

the above person has done nothing but unironically regurgitate themselves

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i wish to shed light on how, instead, it is - pretty transparently - a shitty retaliatory tunnel to being finger of suspicion-ed by myself

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I'm not sure it would be wise to lynch a psudo-claimed lover this early in the game.

I'm pretty sure Boonskiies was just saying things to get us out of RVS, which is good. Correct me if I'm wrong Boon.

I'm not really thinking BBT is scum as much now. It seems he genuinely thinks the PR-fishing was a good idea, and I think scum would've backtracked. BBT didn't. I still disagree on the point of PR-fishing. UNVOTE: BlueBloodedToffee

VOTE: tip I just ISO's everyone to see who's contributing the most, and tip has by far the least content per post. (House and MonkeyMan576 need to have more content too. Ponystar17 has a ton of content per post.) I'm not actually sure if he's posted anything that's productive this game.

tip: Could you post more content? It's better to have 1 content post than 5 non-content posts per day imo.

i think you should shut and and alternatively read the fucking game rather than spewing contrived garbage under the pretense of meaningfulness. don't forgot i had the choice of life and death re: you, kiddo

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shut up**

i.e don't post

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234 - Will lynch Tip for this.

235 - Will lynch Luca for this.

having a life outside internet forum mafia is definitely lynch-worthy. how dare those people step into the real world

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it's been more than 48 hours and randomidget is not dead yet. WTF [what the fuck!!]

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i hope this illustration is an apt enough rebuttal. thank u

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So about lynching Tip... Can we do that or what?

person that spends days after days endlessly rehashing inexplicable suggestion fails to recognise their own unequivocal lack of activity.

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kaboose repeats himself without elaboration re: his read at almost the same frequency randomidget forgets things.

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kaboose repeats himself without elaboration re: his read at almost the same frequency randomidget forgets things.

they're ... in sync.

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@tip

What did randomidget lie about? Him voting for you first? I love pictures but please explain?

This was the fist vote for tip besides tip jokingly voting himself in RVS:

VOTE: tip

For being such a wonderfully hypocritical lurky fluffmeister.

In the very next post, randomidget says this:

VOTE: tip
I'm following house

On page 11, randomidget mentions that:

i wish to shed light on how, instead, it is - pretty transparently - a shitty retaliatory tunnel to being finger of suspicion-ed by myself

I voted you first.

which is clearly a lie. tip was pointing out the lie.

The question is, is that a scumslip or just a stupidslip? (randomidget's not a VI. He was killed Night 1 in a game we shared.)

You guys misunderstood. Tip accused me of OMGUS, bur I voted him before he voted me.

reading is extremely difficult.

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i wish to shed light on how, instead, it is - pretty transparently - a shitty retaliatory tunnel to being finger of suspicion-ed by myself

I voted you first.

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i didn't contest the fact that you voted me, before i voted you. the point is that the reason you voted me was as a retaliatory ninja-attempt to my axiomatic impending vote on you following my post issuing a, to repeat, finger of suspicion.

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i can't believe that this concept is so fucking hard to comprehend. jesus christ

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also obligatory free-of-charge idiot list that may, or may not, encompass mafiosi:

- house
- kaboose
- house
- zeublin
- house

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thank you, thank you all.

word

peace out

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stop the press!!

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next contribution: tomorrow

i've been massively busy with IRL [In Real Life] stuff and had to drop outta the other game i was in as well as that was still in early days. i really wanna play this though and i'll be back on the money tomorrow.

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also update: randomidget is mafia.

the fact that he's sincerely pushing on me with the "OMGUS" reason while he was vote on my was unequivocally retaliatory in response to my finger of suspicion on him is terrible. he literally voted me 15 minutes after i outted a FoS on him solely so that he could back on aforesaid reasoning - it's fucking pitiful.

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Analysis of tip:
He self-votes after RVS ends, for no apparent reason. He then theorizes that Zeb and Boon are both scum, but rather than voting one of them like a townie, he keeps his vote on himself. He then posts nonsense, votes MonkeyMan for no apparent reason, comments on other wagons, and tries to get other people to join his completely unexplained wagon. He follows this up by... making a post I don't understand (#92) about randomidget's posting. I genuinely have no idea what he was trying to say with the "lethe gallery" thing, so if anyone wants to explain...

tip doesn't contribute any content, and is promptly jumped on by House and then randomidget for his active lurking. He then posts more fluff and cross-votes randomidget - very shortly after a wagon against random begins to gather weight (ploben hops on). I really don't like that he jumped into the third spot on a bandwagon which looked like it might have been gathering momentum at the time.

tip then claims that he was actually pointing out bad play and scumreads (which he obviously wasn't), and suggests that House and pisskop (the latter of whom questioned House's scumread of tip) are scum together. As I have come to expect from tip, there is no actual justification, and he doesn't bother to vote either of them.

tip contributes nothing of value until #258, where he attacks Zebulin - quoting the very post in which Zebulin voted him. This is becoming a pattern - tip is far, far too defensive. Then tip posts a magnificent timeline, in which I can find no flaw.

Tip then does not post until #363, then accuses Kaboose of pushing the same argument without justifying it while being inactive. Does this remind you of anything? tip then posts more fluff and continues his non-debate with randomidget about who intimidated the other one, then doesn't post until... ever, actually. That's all he's done.

All in all, my first reaction would be "okay, he clearly doesn't care about this game," but then I noticed how emotional he seemed when he reacted to people voting him. TL;DR I think tip's slot is most likely scum, not because he active-lurked but because he reacted very strongly to anyone voting him. I feel like he dropped out because he knew he was doing a poor job of covering up his alignment, although this is pure gut feeling.
VOTE: tip's slot
In light of this, I'm wary of the randomidget wagon because I'm fairly certain that at least one mafioso is on it. However, something I'm not sure people have realized:

We're running out of time.

We need to agree on a lynch - the deadline is in two days. This is an appeal to townies - please don't let the day go by without lynching. We need the chance of catching scum, and the information the lynch will give us. I am certainly willing to compromise on who we lynch, if my vote is required to prevent us from hitting the deadline.

i'll dignify this with a response later, maybe. but i can deduce from your conclusion that you're handicapped by virtue of lacking IQ points

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later kids

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shrug.

i'm contemplating whether to give a crap about all of this and systematically dismantle the dumbest crappiest case in internet mafia history or just slide since most people ITG [in this game] are a lost fucking cause.

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a;ll right [picks up AK-47], watch out

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VOTE: tipEVERYTHING is Pony's case makes sense.

you're the literal epitome of stupid

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Analysis of tip:
He self-votes after RVS ends, for no apparent reason.

that was my first-vote. it was a Joke; an insincere post. after much deliberation i've decided not to run your socially-bankrupt self through further definitions of said word.

and also,

it was my first-post ergo it was part of the fucking random-voting stage.

and also,

i held it for less than five fucking minutes

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He then theorizes that Zeb and Boon are both scum, but rather than voting one of them like a townie, he keeps his vote on himself.

reading comprehension failure alert

read my post again. then read it one more time. after this mentally taxing task come back to me.

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He then posts nonsense, votes MonkeyMan for no apparent reason, comments on other wagons, and tries to get other people to join his completely unexplained wagon.

it was an intuitive vote based on his entrance which i changed, later on.

reading is hard.

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He follows this up by... making a post I don't understand (#92) about randomidget's posting. I genuinely have no idea what he was trying to say with the "lethe gallery" thing, so if anyone wants to explain...

i literally cannot believe anyone can be this fucking dumb and has to be spoon-fed this frequently with the simple task of reading.

google those ostensibly sizable words, then reread, again - another time, frankly. fucking hell this kid

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tip doesn't contribute any content

wrong

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He then posts more fluff and cross-votes randomidget - very shortly after a wagon against random begins to gather weight (ploben hops on). I really don't like that he jumped into the third spot on a bandwagon which looked like it might have been gathering momentum at the time.

update: ponystar17 is also chronologically inept

see: timeline

to reiterate: i was the first to issue a finger of suspicion [FoS] on randomidget and ploben was actually concurring with me.

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to clarify: it was randomidget, in fact, as displayed by Timeline [trademark pending] that opportunistically hopped on against me.

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to rephrase: user that names themselves after a Pony and a celestial object is an idiot

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tip then claims that he was actually pointing out bad play and scumreads (which he obviously wasn't)

once again ponystar exhibits her intellectual shortcomings

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and suggests that House and pisskop (the latter of whom questioned House's scumread of tip) are scum together. As I have come to expect from tip, there is no actual justification, and he doesn't bother to vote either of them.

hahahaha oh man

defcon 1 bold alert

this never happened. this is a lie, i never suggested pisskop was mafia, and in fact - instead ... pushed on House's read, not his alignment.

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this is literally the most fabricated bullshit i've ever read and to think ponystar was acknowledged with a fragment of credibility is an indictment of the poor quality of this playerbase.

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i'm half-way through this macro-post and so far there's been zero [0] factual regurgitations, forget logical interpretations

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tip contributes nothing of value until #258, where he attacks Zebulin - quoting the very post in which Zebulin voted him. This is becoming a pattern - tip is far, far too defensive. Then tip posts a magnificent timeline, in which I can find no flaw.

actually everything i've spouted is pure gold while you - instead - as exhibited, can't read. i'm ice cold

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Tip then does not post until #363, then accuses Kaboose of pushing the same argument without justifying it while being inactive. Does this remind you of anything? tip then posts more fluff and continues his non-debate with randomidget about who intimidated the other one, then doesn't post until... ever, actually. That's all he's done.

actually i solidly uncovered Kaboose while simultaneously providing regular reminders that randomidget lied along with referencing the artistic treasure that is the timeline that suavely shot him down with every serpentine argument he spewed.

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update!! ponystar's still stupid. 300-odd words down

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All in all, my first reaction would be "okay, he clearly doesn't care about this game," but then I noticed how emotional he seemed when he reacted to people voting him. TL;DR I think tip's slot is most likely scum, not because he active-lurked but because he reacted very strongly to anyone voting him. I feel like he dropped out because he knew he was doing a poor job of covering up his alignment, although this is pure gut feeling.
VOTE: tip's slot
In light of this, I'm wary of the randomidget wagon because I'm fairly certain that at least one mafioso is on it. However, something I'm not sure people have realized:

We're running out of time.

We need to agree on a lynch - the deadline is in two days. This is an appeal to townies - please don't let the day go by without lynching. We need the chance of catching scum, and the information the lynch will give us. I am certainly willing to compromise on who we lynch, if my vote is required to prevent us from hitting the deadline.

i'm not gonna dignify this shit with even a semi-response

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in conclusion: user Ponystar [again, haha what a dumb username] [1] lied throughout the macro-argument, [2] exhibited her lack of reading comprehension skills, [3] elicited quite frankly the dumbest conclusions from posts, [4] is stupid, [5] is perhaps mafia, but also stupid and [6] said the untruth, again.

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DEATH TO RANDOMIDGET

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thank u

i take leave

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right, yes, those interactions in which i point blankly prove how ponystar's lied several times and tampered with facts to misconstrue a case against me. yes, that interaction.

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jesus christ this is my first game on this site and i'm already sick of the ineptitude on display by some players. like, i'm all in for D-bating interpretations and intuitive reads but people are literally stringing up cases based on demonstrably incorrect facts and no one is cutting them down

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take this, for example. i openly stated before the wagon picked up on me that i'm back and i'll post the next day. randomidget's post is just objectively incorrect. there's no argument. the post, is false, 100%

Is no one noticing the fact that tip starts playinf when a wagon forms on him? No one? Ok then...

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i don't see what there's to argue.

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Luca actually being pro-town...

Tip: Midget is scum.
Midget: nu uh vote Tip!!!
Tip: vote midget
Midget: OMGUS! scum!
Tip: ...

Lynch midget and be happy.

thank U

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i'm pretty much immovable on randomidget today. i wouldn't object to a Ponystar vote based on the fact they crafted together Great Wall of China-esque post full of thjings not true solely to get my lynched.

zublin not so much, though.

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EBWOP: *me lynched

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pretend i've empty-quoted Slandaar multiple times

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the fact that people like Zebulin are flagrantly disregarding factual discrepancies re: Ponystar's posts through a prepubescent "he's mean"-vision is egregious

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curiouskarmadog, I would like you to look over tip's post history and consider whether or not you're willing to vote him. I will warn you that voting him would put him at L-1, but I don't feel that that's a problem at this point in the game.

thanks for the warning...if you think he is scum, why bother to warning me? I mean if he is scum, why give a shit?

"I think Bob murdered a coven of nuns, but careful if you agree with me that he is guilty, he might be punished"

Mostly to see how you reacted. I think I feel okay with reading you as leaning town now. I'd still prefer if you voted tip since we're closer to getting a lynch on him, but ploben is definitely an okay lynch too.

PS: the case against randomidget is mostly composed of two things.
a) He lurks a lot. This is objectively true, and he probably deserves a policy lynch for it, but there are more important people to kill.
b) In #136, tip suggests that we vote randomidget. In #141, randomidget votes tip. This could easily be interpreted as OMGUS, considering the utter lack of explanation as to why.

However, considering how their interactions have gone, my personal opinion is that one of them and exactly one of them is scum, and I'm confident that tip is scum. Therefore randomidget is

probably

town by association.

a) no i don't. also, get your definitions checked, spud
b) i never accused him of the customary textbook definition of OMGUS. to fucking rephrase for the nth time this game i called it out as nothing but a retaliatory and opportunistic vote in response to my comment.

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PM me addresses. i shall send reading comprehension books to users:

- House
- Ponystar17
- Zebulin

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if you'd rather your abode be undisclosed, i can arrange for the textbooks to be delivered to a secluded public location. regards,

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curiouskarmadog, I would like you to look over tip's post history and consider whether or not you're willing to vote him. I will warn you that voting him would put him at L-1, but I don't feel that that's a problem at this point in the game.

thanks for the warning...if you think he is scum, why bother to warning me? I mean if he is scum, why give a shit?

"I think Bob murdered a coven of nuns, but careful if you agree with me that he is guilty, he might be punished"

Mostly to see how you reacted. I think I feel okay with reading you as leaning town now. I'd still prefer if you voted tip since we're closer to getting a lynch on him, but ploben is definitely an okay lynch too.

PS: the case against randomidget is mostly composed of two things.
a) He lurks a lot. This is objectively true, and he probably deserves a policy lynch for it, but there are more important people to kill.
b) In #136, tip suggests that we vote randomidget. In #141, randomidget votes tip. This could easily be interpreted as OMGUS, considering the utter lack of explanation as to why.

However, considering how their interactions have gone, my personal opinion is that one of them and exactly one of them is scum, and I'm confident that tip is scum. Therefore randomidget is

probably

town by association.

a) no i don't. also, get your definitions checked, spud
b) i never accused him of the customary textbook definition of OMGUS. to fucking rephrase for the nth time this game i called it out as nothing but a retaliatory and opportunistic vote in response to my comment.

my bad ...

just skimmed through the reasons posted by yourself as just assumed it was pertaining myself, considering - like - you don't have much variety with your reads. but yeah, there's more to randomidget than that

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reading comprehension book offer still stands for non-anomalous idiot posts

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update that facts are still being ignored by prepubscent user Zebulin, Kaboose and Ponystar

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it looks like they don't even care about overtly stating and/or following reads that've been blatantly tailored, despite being called out

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i have been told to apologise for mocking your username, Ponystar. i apologise. having the word Pony in your username is OK, it's not bad

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also randomidget hasn't made a single post not related to his contrived tunnel on me in eons.

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congratulations bluebloodedtoffee for crossing the 100 post barrier this game. in fact, shattering it

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I've repeated that I think all three of them are scum. I've already said before why I think tip is scum, and he hasn't really said anything which doesn't fall under a complaint I've had about him before. I'm not mentioning tip as much because I'd just be saying the same thing over and over again. I do think it's as good of a wagon as the ploben one and better than the MonkeyMan one, there's just more new posts and more new things I've noticed from those two.

i'm glad to hear that you're still sticking to your guns in the face of facts, that disproved the majority if not your entire case against me.

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what's the vote-count like

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hey tip, random questions since you apparently like to post.

Do you think your play is helpful or hurtful, why?

who is your top two scum reads, and why?

who is your top two town reads, and why?

if you have posted any of this info before, just repost it. I only skimmed the first 15 pages or so (minus doing some ISOs). Is there something particular that happened that YOU think I should read?

yes, because i am extremely good.

randomidget, and ponystar. read it yourself

slandaar and blue and house and pisskop. i cannot further narrow down.

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[ ... time ... ] i hedge a bet that plob is town.