Mini 1947: Board Game uPick: The Expansion! Game Over

[Porkens]

>...initializing...
>ready...
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1 - RVS mode
2 - scumhunting mode
3 - tinfoil hat mode
4 - lurk mode
5 - interrogation mode
6 - claim mode
7 - readslist mode
8 - sheep mode
9 - tunnel mode
10 - advisor mode
11 - <hidden>
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>awaiting input...

[Porkens]

>...initializing...
>ready...
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1 - RVS mode
2 - scumhunting mode
3 - tinfoil hat mode
4 - lurk mode
5 - interrogation mode
6 - claim mode
7 - readslist mode
8 - sheep mode
9 - tunnel mode
10 - advisor mode
11 - <hidden>
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>awaiting input...

OH HEY THE OTHER VETERAN OF THE FIRST BOARDGAME!

>...hello, friend...
> user record found!
>awaiting selection...

[Porkens]

>tinfoil hat mode initiated...

hi morph I'm town this game

so I can benefit from your brainpower instead of cowering in fear of it.

for my honnor and marriage or something

HEEEEEYYYY

Morph rolls in hard with an over the top drunk posting restriction. His scumbuddy Saturn cozy up to him. Disgusted, morph distances! His buddy outs that there are three scrum! 3rd member swoops in with a big entrance to deflect attention.

Ladies and gentlemen, your scum.

>...tinfoil hat mode complete...
>awaiting input...

[Porkens]

>...tunnel mode activated on player 10. Drixx

Drix, why are you lurking so much? That's suspicious.

[Porkens]

Drix, seriously, the op says the scum have daytalk, but tear yourself away for one hot minute to at least try to towntell.

[Porkens]

>error, interrogation mode not selected...attempting automatic override....
>override successful...
>interrogation mode activated...

Yeah it's been like crickets since I called him out on it pretty funny tbh

[Porkens]

...error...

[Porkens]

Porkers initialize sheep mode on me while keeping up the death tunnel on drixx

>...error...
>...error...
>...insufficient town credit...
>...please insert more town credit and try your selection again...
>awaiting input...

[Porkens]

>...initializing...
>ready...
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1 - RVS mode
2 - scumhunting mode
3 - tinfoil hat mode
4 - lurk mode
5 - interrogation mode
6 - claim mode
7 - readslist mode
8 - sheep mode
9 - tunnel mode
10 - advisor mode
11 - <hidden>
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>awaiting input...

>read thread

>...error...
>...error...
>command not found
>ready for input...

Actually I want everyone who hasn't already to comment on both chickadee and the morph/ourslot interaction.

Porkens initialize 2.

>...command accepted...
>...initializing...
>...please wait...
>...hunting...
>...hunting...

[Porkens]

>...hunting...
>...scumtrace acquired, tracking source...

[Porkens]

>scumhunting sequence concluded.
>read to...164...
>scum is ...

"Scum is the guy who voted TOWN"

vote: mad king whatshisname

>Main Menu
>awaiting input...

[Porkens]

>town tell engaging...
>anti-trolling.exec is enabled.
>awaiting input...

[Porkens]

>powering down...

[Porkens]

_______

[Porkens]

>...update...all data absorbed...
>...initiating #11: day one scum team finder...initiated
>...the mad king whatshisface... twoinamillion... and ... chickadee ... 60% certainty
>...townreads enabled...
>...morph, 100% town...
>...ActionDan, 100% town...
>...end report
>awaiting input...

[Porkens]

Be well, Drixx <3

[Porkens]

>please deposit more towncredits to complete transaction.

[Porkens]

>scumhunting sequence concluded.
>read to...164...
>scum is ...

"Scum is the guy who voted TOWN"

vote: mad king whatshisname

>Main Menu
>awaiting input...

>...retrying...
VOTE: Mad King Ashrahm

[Porkens]

>...322...323...324...324....
>...ALERT ALERT...
>...ALERT ALERT...
>...Scum gambit detected...
>...Range...320...326...
>...Reads updated...

> EMERGENCY OVERRIDE
>Engaging...
>Tinfoil hat mode ENGUAGED!

[Porkens]

>...low probability slip detected...
>...zooming in...
>...please wait...

[Porkens]

If I live, by the way, this is a serious claim and we are instantly lynching Ashnard.

This is not a gambit or reaction test; and I am 100% willing to get instantly powerlynched day two if I live and he flips town. Because it won't happen. Either I die in the next VC; or Ashnard is confirmed scum.

>...attempting translation...
>..."Well, look, here, I just used a magic spell on this guy. I'm gonna die if he is town. So if he is scum, I'll live. So if I don't die, lynch him, then lynch me tomorrow."...
>...This will benefit town...
>...lynch this guy to prove I'm town...

>...sadmode enabled...
VOTE: Morph the cat
:.(

[Porkens]

>...friendship remembered...
>...sadness overwhelming...
>...activate hardclaim...
>...error...
>...activate interrogation mode...

Morph, you are telling us we should lynch him, then you will be confirmed town when he flips scum. In that scenario, one of you is confirmed, correct?

Furthermore, if YOU die, one of you is confirmed town.

So, in conclusion, by your claimed power, if you don't die in the next votecount, you are confirmed town. Correct?

[Porkens]

>...322...323...324...324....
>...ALERT ALERT...
>...ALERT ALERT...
>...Scum gambit detected...
>...Range...320...326...
>...Reads updated...

> EMERGENCY OVERRIDE
>Engaging...
>Tinfoil hat mode ENGUAGED!

>...tinfoil hat mode enabled...

[Porkens]

>...WARNING: TRYING TO DRAW TOWN NOGHTACTION DETECTED...
>town credits revoked...
>...awaiting input...

[Porkens]

>...user not recognized...
>...OMGILU detected...
>...please insert more town credits to register new user...

[Porkens]

>...respect mode enabled...
Well played either way.
>...tinfoil hat mode suspended...
>...recommending scumhunting...

[Porkens]

>...error...
>...budding detected...
>...trust mode engaged...
>...listpost...99.99% town...
>...avatar upgrade...99.98% scum...
>..."ups" awarded! Collect another up and redeem a towncredit!...
>...awaiting input...

[Porkens]

>...error...
>...re: arcade "pals"

[Porkens]

Of course it's me.

Did you look at my reads list? How do you feel about Creature?

Randomidget is a nonentity who wasn't around to react to any of this. :/

>WARNING: TUNNEL MODE ENGAGED!
>...DEFLECTION DETECTED...

[Porkens]

I'm confused.

>EVASION DETECTED

[Porkens]

Reaching out.

>...user not recognized...
>...threat received and recorded for posterity...
>...user recognized: somethingsmart...

[Porkens]

Porkens>...reitializing...
>ready...
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1 - self destruct mode
2 - intensive tunneling
3 - enhanced tunnelling
4 - death tunneling
5 - debate mode
6 - lurk/readmode
7 - readslist mode
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>awaiting input...

[Porkens]

>...please wait...

[Porkens]

>printing realist...
1. morph the cat (Cabd + fferyllt) ... lyncher 50%, TOWN 50%
2. Porkens...No data...
3. Chickadee...buddyfluff 60%
4. Arcade Pals (Dunnstral + MariaR)...OMGILU town...
5. ActionDan...town librarian...
6. TwoInAMillion...scum...68%...buddy...90%
7. gerryoat...shopping for reads...
8. Creature...'','',''',,,'','',''','',,,,''',''',,''',''',',....77%
9. Mad King Ashnard (RadiantCowbells + Raskolnikov)...alignment not found in database...
10. Drixx...No data...
11. WhyMafia...Frymafia...66%
12. Something_Smart...Town PR...40%
13. randomidget...No data...marked for audit...
>awaiting input...

[Porkens]

...flavorguess...
...mousetrap?...
...awaiting input...

[Porkens]

>...readslist complete...
>...awaiting selection...

[Porkens]

>...confirmed: independent alignment confirmed...
>...confirmed: if morph doesn't die in the next vote count, this is all completely meaningless...
>...tunnelling subroutine suspended.

[Porkens]

>...error..."impossibility" confirmed...

[Porkens]

>debate mode engaged.

How does your role benefit town more than it benefits scum?

[Porkens]

And so you are softclear now? And he is soft scum?

[Porkens]

>...please identify...meeple...

[Porkens]

Admit to me that's your troublesome and you get powers if he is lynched.

[Porkens]

Doublevote

[Porkens]

If you admit that, I'll help you lynch him.

[Porkens]

>...scum profile identified...

[Porkens]

>...town profile identified...

[Porkens]

>...tinfoil hat mode overload...
>...standing down...
UNVOTE: Unvote
>...resuming scumhunt...

[Porkens]

Porky when you're worried Morph was scum was it with or without me?

>...tinfoil hat report is as follows...
>...gambit...scumsac for clear maf partner +powers...gambit probability...20%
>...record archived but not deleted...

>...more data needed...
>...resuming scumhunt...

[Porkens]

JUST TO BE EXPLICITLY CLEAR HERE THIS IS NOT A GAMBIT AND THIS IS AN ACTUAL CLAIM OF A DAYCOP GUILTY

Partner pool shrinking.

One post to retract that or I hardclaim and you get lynched.

>...error...
>...omgus mode...20%
>...scum pattern detected...80%
>...lynch sequence initiated...
>...all other activity suspended...

VOTE: Mad King Ashnard

[Porkens]

>...compromise mode...
>...unvote for unvote...

[Porkens]

VOTE:

[Porkens]

>...error...
VOTE: Unvote

[Porkens]

>...diagnostic mode enabled...
>...running test...

Meepble

...awaiting results...

[Porkens]

>...error...
>...retrying...
VOTE:

Meepble

[Porkens]

If Morph is pulling this they have some out. Something I came up with is that they become unlynchable but become like a traitor in that they get endgamed last man if they succeed.
Not lynching them after a move like this is going to be seriously disadvantageous.

>...suspicion noted...

[Porkens]

>...entering standby mode...

[Porkens]

>...initiating lolhammer...
VOTE: Mad king ashnard

[Porkens]

Vote Count 1.06:

With 13 players alive, it takes 7 votes to lynch!

morph the cat (L-7):
Porkens (L-7):
Chickadee (L-6): ActionDan
Arcade Pals (L-7):
ActionDan (L-7):
TwoInAMillion (L-7):
gerryoat (L-7):
Creature (L-7):
Mad King Ashnard (L-2): morph the cat, Something_Smart, Creature,

Meeple

, TwoInAMillion
Drixx (L-7):
WhyMafia (L-7):
Something_Smart (L-6): randomidget
randomidget (L-6): WhyMafia

Not voting: Chickadee, gerryoat, Drixx, Arcade Pals, Mad King Ashnard, Porkens

V/LA: Drixx

Deadline is in (expired on 2017-10-09 23:31:55)

I am getting a defensive vibe from mad king

VOTE: mad king ashnard

More votes on king. He is defensive and his questioning is more not helpful than helpful.

Sorry was I missing the part where scum decided to all open on me?

I'm town.

Then don't vote me.

I would if I thought you were on my team but I dont.

...So what you think I'm lying about how much I remember from mafia in 2013 and 2014? @_@

Yes.

I feel good about my vote, MKA's name calling is not pro town.

ActionDan and Arcade, could you be persueded to join my wagon?

I agree with random.

Lurker wagon!

VOTE: randomidget

I would vote but I don't want a quick lynch.

VOTE: mad king ashnard

I don't trust M k a at all I do trust morph

And I don't like the rolefishing ftr

UNVOTE:

...ERROR...

UNVOTE:
VOTE: TwoInAMillion

[Porkens]

>...speculation mode...
>...meeple vote??...

[Porkens]

I find it amusing that pork thinks I am more scummy than someone with a cop guilty

>...simulating response...
>...rendering...
>...simulation ready...

[youtube]E84VqqCPI7w?t=1m32s[/youtube]

[Porkens]

>...error...
>...retrying...

[Porkens]

I find it amusing that pork thinks I am more scummy than someone with a cop guilty

>...Error...
>...Deflection Identified...

Way to avoid a response pork

>...INTERROGATION MODE ACTIVATED...
>...user...TwoInAMillion...Please Review Following Record...

Spoiler:

Vote Count 1.06:

With 13 players alive, it takes 7 votes to lynch!

morph the cat (L-7):
Porkens (L-7):
Chickadee (L-6): ActionDan
Arcade Pals (L-7):
ActionDan (L-7):
TwoInAMillion (L-7):
gerryoat (L-7):
Creature (L-7):
Mad King Ashnard (L-2): morph the cat, Something_Smart, Creature,

Meeple

, TwoInAMillion
Drixx (L-7):
WhyMafia (L-7):
Something_Smart (L-6): randomidget
randomidget (L-6): WhyMafia

Not voting: Chickadee, gerryoat, Drixx, Arcade Pals, Mad King Ashnard, Porkens

V/LA: Drixx

Deadline is in (expired on 2017-10-09 23:31:55)

I am getting a defensive vibe from mad king

VOTE: mad king ashnard

More votes on king. He is defensive and his questioning is more not helpful than helpful.

Sorry was I missing the part where scum decided to all open on me?

I'm town.

Then don't vote me.

I would if I thought you were on my team but I dont.

...So what you think I'm lying about how much I remember from mafia in 2013 and 2014? @_@

Yes.

I feel good about my vote, MKA's name calling is not pro town.

ActionDan and Arcade, could you be persueded to join my wagon?

I agree with random.

Lurker wagon!

VOTE: randomidget

I would vote but I don't want a quick lynch.

VOTE: mad king ashnard

I don't trust M k a at all I do trust morph

And I don't like the rolefishing ftr

UNVOTE:

...ERROR...

UNVOTE:
VOTE: TwoInAMillion

>...awaiting explanation...

[Porkens]

feel better soon drixx
something_smart is scum for the buddy and confidence in early reads imo
VOTE: something_smart
would also be happy voting MKA
morph is a scum lean,
2, porkens and dan are town

uhh this is a game huh
inb4 the scumteam is MKA, morph and MKA's 'hydra partner'

VOTE: morph the cat

srsly someone unvote before there acc is a lolhammer

>...Lurking Detected...
>...user...randomidget...
>...please review record and explain...

[Porkens]

>...tinfoil hat mode engaging...
>...WARNING, OVERHEATING...
>...powering down...

>...unit malfunction, please call service hotline...

[Porkens]

>...Message Received!...
"Hello, this is porkensbot maintanence. We see that your unit is currently stuck and not operating effectively. We encourage you to lynch as soon as possible to return functionality and enhance future performance. Delay may result in diminishing returns."
>...Message Ends...

[Porkens]

>...Message Received!...
"Hello, this is porkensbot maintanence. We see that your unit is currently stuck and not operating effectively. We encourage you to lynch as soon as possible to return functionality and enhance future performance. Delay may result in diminishing returns."
>...Message Ends...

Says the robot not voting for either side of the daycop claim and instead sitting on a vanity wagon~

>...ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR...

[Porkens]

Cheeky taunting remains for WANTED to be on 2inamillion, etc etc

>...Error corrected...
>...enabling smug mode...
>...SYSTEM ERROR DETECTED, RESUMING SHUTDOWN STATE...

[Porkens]

Working on a last will readslist and testament reads post. Plz no lyncherino until I can post it if Drixx comes in to deny the claim before we get it up.

>...background sadmode intensifying...
>...tapping emergency post reserve...
>...initiating human interface...
>...realtalk mode engaged...

Morph

Who do you think will try to kill you?
"masons" are

possibly

different alignments, yes?
Something_Smart was buddying you like crazy from page 1, can you help me townread that if I need to?
I wish action dan would post more.
Chickadee....I'm....I'm not sure. what's your read?
Creature is borderline sus to me at this point ",'','',',''',''," is woodstock speak, btw.
2 I feel is incredibly scummy
randommidget is basically asking for day 2 lynch at this point (not saying I would but this group is going to string him up for his "posts" today"

[Porkens]

>...town benefit to Drix claim not found...
>...advice: hammer now...

[Porkens]

>...user recognized...
>...inquiry: Are Masons confirmed Town in this setup?...

[Porkens]

@MOD

The wikki on Mason is inconclusive. If there were "Masons" in this setup, is it a certainty that they would be alignment confirmed to one another?

[Porkens]

>...Input received...
>...probability of lynching outside Morph/King...0%
>...relevance of "partner" claim...0%
>...Advise: Lynch with all haste possible haste...
>...love mode engaged...

[Porkens]

>...angermode...

Y'all are letting scrum set the pace of the game.

[Porkens]

>...error...

[Porkens]

DO IT SO MAF CAN THINK ABOUT WHAT TO DO

[Porkens]

Seriously I will yell at you guys. This has been pissing me off all day.

The town players in this game need to turn on and start working together while the scum, apparently, are unable to do so. Or we just stop pretending that the game isn't beyond repair if king flips scum while his partner is on Sickleave (and with all symapthy because I do really care about the health and well being of each and every one of you) was nobody's fault. But scum are done. If that's what it is, I propose, out of consideration of the work and effort that went into this game. This seems like a swingy setup that swung hard day one. It's fun! Don't get me wrong, but I offer the scum a chance to surrender in order that the mods can rerun. I like what I'm seeing here a lot, but if I just spent a month in a game where it got hard because of bad feelings and

mistrust

. I believe both claims, except mad kings is clearly a scumrole. Because unless you guys are in late stage rolefaking mastery, both those claims seem legit. Let's do 2 out of three and reroll.

At this point I am just discussing with you the idea as a concept. This is intentionally not an "at mod" post. I want to discuss this as a group.




If you agree with me, sign...
-charter 2.0
You know the drill.

Signed...
Porkens

[Porkens]

No, of course not

[Porkens]

Shit, sorry guys. I guessed right, right?

[Porkens]

SORRY I DIDNT DO IT SOONER!

>...shutting down...

[Porkens]

that's my job, morph hahaha, sorry.

So, no I don't believe both roles are true, but the only difference is alignment. What are masons but two maf and a quiet friend?

You caught king, and king is scum.

King chose to claim mason and appoint one of his mafia brothers to name as the mason partner. In this scenario, why choose Drixx? If I am scum, its because he is not present.

[Porkens]

Furthermore, in this scenario, the third partner is either being strongly Townsend, or is so incompetent that he is better not to align with.



On the other hand, if he is a mason, then why aren't you dead, Morph?

[Porkens]

King is still scum yes. But he might not be linked with drixx whatsoever and this is just an attempt to get something as he goes down.

Then why do you want to wait?

[Porkens]

I see what you mean. Do you think a world exists where king is naming drixx as a mason bud just to try and take a townie with him?

No offense, if you think he is scum, why are you waiting for the town to come back and give the scum more info?

Check it out:

If masons, ...impossible
If scum with scum... impossible (says you)
If scum grab town, why would we want a claim?

[Porkens]

If you're fine accepting that the drixx slot dies( or is otherwise confirmed as an alignment) before any potential lylo then go for it. I am pretty sure action Dan is a partner. I'm less sure of drixx.

I see several worlds in which it's somebody like chikade random or creature as the third.

I'm sorry I didn't follow this.

How would the drixx slot be killed and or confirmed?

[Porkens]

King is still scum yes. But he might not be linked with drixx whatsoever and this is just an attempt to get something as he goes down.

Then why do you want to wait?

I personally feel like drixx or the drixx slot will respond to this entire thing in an alignment indicative way.

WHO CARES?

[Porkens]

VOTE: Morph the Cat

I guess that was fake drunk after all.

[Porkens]

Sometimes I forget whether I'm lying or not.

[Porkens]

Ps thank you for trying. I mean that.

[Porkens]

No no no I don't buy the offended card, and even if I did you have no footing with that argument. You got drunk and stumbled into the thread, making it all about yourself. You drew this attention and now you want me to back off? The thread is the game. Your drunkenness is in the game. You are a liar, friend, as are we all, but the difference is that today YOU are the one who is lying.

Cheat
And
Steal

Omfgwtf LOL

doublevote
And
1-shot vote freezer

Lynch the scum.

[Porkens]

Oh god i think i know what happened. I bet that suuuuuuvks.

[Porkens]

I'm pretty sure that vote lock was not an active ability because who would use it like that

I voted for the meeple

[Porkens]

I'm pretty sure that vote lock was not an active ability because who would use it like that

Ok genious how does it work?

[Porkens]

So let's lynch morph then

[Porkens]

I mean, you of all people should be voting for him and I don't think you are...

[Porkens]

Now if that happened, FOSSS

[Porkens]

No, ss, not the meeple.

Lynch morph

[Porkens]

IF MORPH IS SCUM THEN YOU DONT NEED YOUR PARTNER TO SHOW UP.

[Porkens]

Help me convince town to lynch this guy

[Porkens]

I'll be your partner.


....


Why? Because he is scum.

[Porkens]

I'm just bored, for the record.

[Porkens]

Ss, why are you defending morph?

[Porkens]

If you think that I am going to put two of my scumpartners in the trade basket then you have something else coming. Morph is getting lynched today, it's just a question of when.

Someday, we really will be on opposite sides. Oh man, that game will be something. I'm out of your tube, rest of the game.

[Porkens]

I think it was an end game tool. A name like CHEAT AND STEAL is hard to disguise. It should be a hammer.

It is mousetrap too I swear to god. Meeple is the cheese.

[Porkens]

Two powers that turn you into a one shot triple power would be too insane tho

[Porkens]

Voter/power

[Porkens]

Wow, where did you learn the term desperado SS? I've never heard that in a long time I thought you were new?

[Porkens]

I feel like either way this goes, we get two scum? But I'm pretty sure morph is the right lynch.

[Porkens]

Yes, that makes sense.

To both

[Porkens]

When did you make that connection though I don't get it

[Porkens]

Ss

[Porkens]

King, assuming he flips scum, where does arcade pals go for you?

[Porkens]

I feel like either way this goes, we get two scum? But I'm pretty sure morph is the right lynch.

Who's the second in each case?

Well, morph has a buddy, and king had a buddy, and then there is 2million.

[Porkens]

And do you mean the connection between their role and desperado? Because both are day actions that die (and clear their target) if they target town.

When did you figure this all out?

[Porkens]

My question is who are said buddies.

The players who are "budding" them.

[Porkens]

Figure what all out? That they die if they target town?

No that their role was similar to desperado

[Porkens]

>...Huh, I had it a bit earlier. Guess I beat both of you

[Porkens]

Something like 97%. I don't like the way Morph has flipped, I don't like how single mindedly they've been pushing wincon, I don't like how they're trying to rush a lynch without Drixx getting back.

No that their role was similar to desperado

I mean I made the connection immediately when they claimed and I assumed that they had actually in fact desperadoed me.

Sorry, AP scum or town?

[Porkens]

Figure what all out? That they die if they target town?

Wait, that's a slip.

[Porkens]

If I have to give a read town but I wouldn't say that with any real certainty.

Readslists, both of us,, go

[Porkens]

1. Morph the Cat scam
6. TwoInAMillion scum
12. Something_Smart scum

[Porkens]

Figure what all out? That they die if they target town?

Wait, that's a slip.

A slip that I believe morph's claim, sure.

Why do you believe his claim?

[Porkens]

Drixx: {Drixx}
Towny: {Porkens, S_S}
Leantown: {AP}
Nullish: {everyone else}
Scummy: {Gerry}
Scum: {Morph, 2IAM}

Gerry just seems lazy to me. I don't know why you townread ss.

[Porkens]

Figure what all out? That they die if they target town?

Wait, that's a slip.

A slip that I believe morph's claim, sure.

Why do you believe his claim?

Occam's razor.

How does that apply?

[Porkens]

Not sure if I buy #3 being S_S but I would need to go through the early interactions between Morph/SS

My response was "get a room scumbuddy"

[Porkens]

You have to assume a whole lot of bullshit to believe that the guilty is fake.

You don't have to assume anything to believe that it's real.

Huh? I'm sorry, you are going to have to dumb it down for me.

[Porkens]

I'm completely confused here but am gonna call everyone except my 2IAM and chick scummy

What makes chickadee not scummy to you?

Townblock is:

{Arcadepals; Porkens; Something_Smart; TwoInAMillion}

And presumably if confirmed town, Ashnard. If not, lol day one scum lynch.

Townblock is:

{Arcadepals; Porkens; Something_Smart; TwoInAMillion}

And presumably if confirmed town, Ashnard. If not, lol day one scum lynch.

But seriously this grouping contains AT MOST one scum.

And I mean there is a lot more. How did he choose you by the way, king? He asked for nominations for this thing. He actually asked "who is the townies town here? I wanna try something"

[Porkens]

Figure what all out? That they die if they target town?

Wait, that's a slip.

A slip that I believe morph's claim, sure.

Why do you believe his claim?

Occam's razor.

You're horribly misapplying Occam's Razor if you think that town having some fucked up daycop that gives power only usable on day 1 targetting scum who proceeds to out their scumbuddy to fight a 2v1 is more likely than scum with some weird role that benefits from lynching a specific target fakeclaiming a guilty on a strong town player to get the lynch through.

Who said you were outing your scumbuddy? Drixx hasn't responded to the claim yet.

You don't have to assume anything to believe that it's real.

You have to assume that there is a weird fucked up daycop role and that it is for some reason called cheat and steal.

Clearly morph is familiar with the game they claimed. To say that a daycop is unlikely to be called cheat and steal is to totally miss the point of a uPick.

You have to assume a whole lot of bullshit to believe that the guilty is fake.

You don't have to assume anything to believe that it's real.

Huh? I'm sorry, you are going to have to dumb it down for me.

Okay if it's fake:
-The game contains masons with a factional ability
-One of the masons just happens to be the absent player
-The scum decided to fakeclaim a guilty Day 1
-The scum chose morph, a very strong player, to take the fall for that guilty

If it's real:
-The game contains a strange desperado variant
-RC tried to stall as scum by fakeclaiming masons with an absent player

How do you know the masons would be real?

[Porkens]

I like how 2 showed up, acted disgusted, and huffed off.

...


That HAS to be a slip, right?


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Oh Yeah, what are your abilities?

[Porkens]

Wait, strike that last

[Porkens]

But like, I don't have a day action, so I have nothing to compare

CHEAT AND STEAL: somethingsmart

To compare to

[Porkens]

Clearly morph is familiar with the game they claimed. To say that a daycop is unlikely to be called cheat and steal is to totally miss the point of a uPick.

???

I mean none of my abilities have nothing to do with their effects.

Oh shot, but his are.

[Porkens]

Gurgurant

FE9 Sword.pngSword

Rank Uses Mt Hit Crt Rng Wt WEx Worth
Prf - 20 90% 0% 1-2 25 2 -
Effect
Ashnard only; Negates non-Wrath criticals.

[Porkens]

[Porkens]

wow that looks greatck!

[Porkens]

Why do you believe Morph?

[Porkens]

If I live, by the way, this is a serious claim and we are instantly lynching Ashnard.

This is not a gambit or reaction test; and I am 100% willing to get instantly powerlynched day two if I live and he flips town. Because it won't happen. Either I die in the next VC; or Ashnard is confirmed scum.

>...attempting translation...
>..."Well, look, here, I just used a magic spell on this guy. I'm gonna die if he is town. So if he is scum, I'll live. So if I don't die, lynch him, then lynch me tomorrow."...
>...This will benefit town...
>...lynch this guy to prove I'm town...

>...sadmode enabled...
VOTE: Morph the cat
:.(

[Porkens]

There really hasn't been a shift in the thread. It's still all about Morphs claim.

If you believe he is daycop, lynch king. Unless you think king would incriminate his mafia partner, drixx is town and his claim doesn't matter.

If you believe king is town, then lynch morph. In this scenario, Drix's claim is still not important.

[Porkens]

If I live, by the way, this is a serious claim and we are instantly lynching Ashnard.

This is not a gambit or reaction test; and I am 100% willing to get instantly powerlynched day two if I live and he flips town. Because it won't happen. Either I die in the next VC; or Ashnard is confirmed scum.

>...attempting translation...
>..."Well, look, here, I just used a magic spell on this guy. I'm gonna die if he is town. So if he is scum, I'll live. So if I don't die, lynch him, then lynch me tomorrow."...
>...This will benefit town...
>...lynch this guy to prove I'm town...

>...sadmode enabled...
VOTE: Morph the cat
:.(

We want to lynch scum. Proving we're town? meh. We're town as fuck and have been from the moment we started posting. In this game, with our role, we have nothing to prove. Rascbells gets lynched today, or gets lynched as soon as town can arrange it thereafter. Our shelf life is gonna be short either way.

Oh stop ATEing about your shelf life. You did this to yourself. town morph doesn't take themselves out of the game day 1

[Porkens]

You know what...

SNEAK ATTACK: morph the cat

[Porkens]

What you don't seem to get is that whether or not I think King is town is dependent on whether or not Drixx claims to be their mason buddy, precisely because scum wouldn't trade 2 for 1.

Hence we wait for Drixx.

Drixx claims mason, what do you do?

[Porkens]

...especially after the first boardgame uPick.

This is the second time you have tried to evoke our friendship in this game.

[Porkens]

...especially after the first boardgame uPick.

This is the second time you have tried to evoke our friendship in this game.

That's not an evocation of friendship. That's a reminder that we didn't fight our lynch on Day 4, asked for time to do a thorough iso review of the living players and make our best guess as to who the final scum was in that game. A request that town honored, however reluctantly. We knew that with no evidence of our role claim due to being jailkept by town and blocked by scum the right course of action was to remove us before lylo.

Call this whatever you like, but warm feelings for you in this game were abruptly ended when you insulted Cabd last night. Neither of us take well to that sort of insult.

Third time.

[Porkens]

<3

[Porkens]

I expect posting today, from everyone not involved in this clusterfuck.

[Porkens]

Agreed

[Porkens]

Friends, its Saturday afternoon, come out and play!

[Porkens]

Ok, but who is scummier? I think you are hard town, by the way.

[Porkens]

That's called flattery, but it's also true.

[Porkens]

Flattery, not flirting, I mean.
Definitely not flirting.

[Porkens]

I want you to come into the town block

[Porkens]

And I wanna push the scrum out.

[Porkens]

Charter members: pig and bird

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Let's look at the game assuming you and I and one of morph / king are town.

[Porkens]

Whymafia is probably town. 2 is still blazing red scum.

[Porkens]

Garry what are your reads? Arcade? Else?

[Porkens]

You are scummy. How do you think you aren't scummy?

[Porkens]

whats your stab at scumteam garry?

[Porkens]

So you believe Morph is that super complicated thing he claimed?

[Porkens]

My role pm.

Ok I'm going to seriously go through your iso.

[Porkens]

You don't?

[Porkens]

He didn't claim daycop though.

[Porkens]

Morph, what is the name of your role? Why is it such a complicated set of conditions? I'm having a lot of trouble believing your claim as is.

Garry, what's your plan?

[Porkens]

So why aren't you voting for him :\

[Porkens]

I know, plus I wasn't even talking to him

[Porkens]

RC,

You and I seem to be somewhat kindred souls here...

What do you make of Morph's drunk drama?

How much of it was fake?

[Porkens]

Just cause he did a gambit once, doesn't mean this is one. Plus this one confirms him as maf if it's wrong so.

So real drunk but mistakes while drunk leading to scummyness/embarrassment. I can see that.

Morph, what power was you thing going to give if he was town?

[Porkens]

These are your yummiest posts. I think they are pretty self explanatory, but if anyone needs the liner notes I'll try.

More votes on king. He is defensive and his questioning is more not helpful than helpful.

That's kind of a dumb rule, people say I'm town all the time in games. But I will be careful.

VOTE: something smart

I hate tags.

I agree with random.

I think mka is scummy considering it's day 1 and we have no hard info. Town should be trying to build alliances with other town not just agitate people.

That you are overly confident in your reads

I'm pretty sure we've expressed more confidence in our reads than anyone else in the game.

I would have to double check.

Lurker wagon!

VOTE: randomidget

I don't trust M k a at all I do trust morph

You pushed SS on overconfidence that doesn't exist. You're pushing me on rolefishing that doesn't exist. Your reads are clearly not based on anything in the actual game.
I'm assuming that you're one of the scumbuddies here: if you're not it's time to do something differently.

I'm not overconfident. If the daycop is lying we lynch him.

Since no launcher likely that increases the odds of the day cop claim being real. Could be a scum day cop but with only 3 scum that would reduce them from 3 to 2 if they are caught and a poor scum gambit.

@Mad do you think lynching you is a strong play regardless of your true alignment and if not what strategy do you recommend at this point and why

I find it amusing that pork thinks I am more scummy than someone with a cop guilty

Willing to hammer if there is a consensus for me to do so.

We are two votes short

I don't think the game state is that complicated, lynch MKA, then lynch random, then go by night action results.

I kinda agree there may be only one scum outside of mad and random.

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Scumteam is fucked. My offer of a restart is still good.

[Porkens]

Before y'all quicklynch raskbells make sure I get to post the "how to apologize to morph" letter for porkens to fill out.

This should be good for a chuckle byw

[Porkens]

2 is scum no matter how any of this turns out

[Porkens]

You know what insane means, right pork?

So you think they are both town?

[Porkens]

Are you fine with getting lynched today morph? If it comes to that?

[Porkens]

Ok I'll go with that then, and if MKA is town we lynch morph.

But what if he is an insane cop?

[Porkens]

If six claims mason, we lunch morph. That's all I really know at this point.

That and 2 is scum.

[Porkens]

You know I'm town though.

[Porkens]

Shhh he's getting instructions from mka in scumchat

[Porkens]

You think they would claim masons as scum?

[Porkens]

Not likely unless they are dumb.

Wait, who are you talking about?

[Porkens]

Morph, I am sorry if you are town. I am sorry if I hurt your feelings. My personal belief is that this all bounces off an outer shell made of underlying strong mutual respect. I respect that you understand that anything posted in the game thread is fair game to poke. If I let myself be led by how much you are buddying me, it's in direct coronation of what I am telling town to do. And, for the record, after I voted for king, I realized I was wrong, and tried to flip my vote but it was and is STUCK by not me. The meeple is also not me and I SUGGEST WE MASSCLAIM "notthemeeple" at some point, maybe tomorrow.

I think there has been a ton of baiting and trapping over the weekend waiting for this to come out, but it's clear: scum are done.

Right now, I think it's morph. He is locked in a gambit trying to run damage control while at least one scumbro dances around him if not 2. Meanwhile the town is almost dead silent.

Of course this all goes out the window if Drix claims mason. No one at any point in this thread has said RC would claim masons if scum together.

So, if they do, they are confirmed town, right?

I'll let that sink in. Goodnight.

My vote is frozen, so I will see

[Porkens]

PS, two in a million is scum. Hard claim: 2 is scum

[Porkens]

If you don't claim mason, they will lynch king.

[Porkens]

@morph - Does your flavor indicate the possibility of you being insane?

No.

We're getting a 1 for 1 or a 2 for 1 out of our action. We are pleased.

Good to see MKA is back to spewing.

Oh. Now I get it.

[Porkens]

Lynch MKA.

Bye morph

[Porkens]

It was the role that I mistrusted. No offense

[Porkens]

Vote: Chickadee

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morph the cat (L-7):
Porkens (L-7):

Chickadee (L-7):

Arcade Pals (L-7):

ActionDan (L-7):

TwoInAMillion (L-7):
gerryoat (L-7):

Creature (L-7):
Drixx (L-7):

WhyMafia (L-7):

Something_Smart (L-7):

randomidget (L-7):

[Porkens]

Vote: Chickadee

Why chick?

Ask her.

[Porkens]

VOTE: actiondan perfectly fine with lynching this.

ftr we should probably wait before lynching, until everyone can check in

[Porkens]

i'm glad you can read, pork. i was doubting that after yesterday. i'm saying that we shouldn't fully lynch him until everyone checks in, but i am fine with lynching him today.

when?

[Porkens]

Friends,

No robot today...unless you prefer it?

Morph is still town.

Chickadee, what are the "reasons that will become clear"?

[Porkens]

Hey guys.

I'm not a daycop. I'm not even a night cop lel.

I just gambited because of a very cool RC-specific tell that is super effective; then didn't retract because that is NOT how town being fake guiltied reacts. We'd know, we've been town fake-guiltied before. Claiming drixx while backed into a corner was the final straw. Up until that point I was debating coming clean and eating the d1 lynch to have my reads accuracy confirmed. Glad we didn't end up having to.

So no apology from Porkens needed although I think ffery needs a new fainting couch.






Apologies for doing so instead of just casing him but I felt he'd wriggle out. As a few of you were already taking his charisma to be townplay.

You may begin hating me now; but let's move on back to game stuff in like 24 hours or so, kay?

VOTE: Morph

You have to die.

I don't believe you'd do that as town. I don't believe that even if you thought it up and attempted to execute it as town, ffery would go along with it.

I also remember seeing a weird post where ffery alt-slipped and pretended to be answering as you a while back and I remember that being strange. But now I suppose that was all part and parcel to w/e this is.

I might die today because you've done well to stir up (almost) everyone's appetite for a tasty AD mislynch, but I can only hope the town one day lynches you at some point. but sooner rather than later.

Chickadee probably also scum with you too but I'm pretty sure most of town here will figure that out on their own

UHHHHHHHHHH DAN? You have a shitload of people ready to lynch you. Morph is not getting lynched today, maybe at lylo, but I doubt the game will last that long. i need your help today, -lease don't waste it tunneling morph.


Morph, I love your style. Please help me make chickadee come clean on her "reasons later blah blah"

[Porkens]

STOP VOTING FOR DAN

[Porkens]

Friends,

No robot today...unless you prefer it?

Morph is still town.

Chickadee, what are the "reasons that will become clear"?

I'd rather not elaborate right now.

I know, but I really need you to, ok?

[Porkens]

Huckabee, sorry, what does any of that have to do with Dan?

[Porkens]

Chickadee^

[Porkens]

VOTE: ActionDan

for reasons that will make sense later. Also scum. I have every confidence this is where my vote will be at the end of the day.

[Porkens]

Alright then.

[Porkens]

Dan, countered gonna chickadee if you think she is scum.

[Porkens]

*counterwagon

[Porkens]

Morph, roleswap with me.