Mafia 47: Kingmaker - Game over!

[Fritzler]

I say you kill mon in exactly 23 hours and 57 minutes.

[Fritzler]

Killing vitamin r would be cool with me too.

[Fritzler]

Note: we need to never, ever make Fritzler king. Unless we want the day to last 7 seconds...

its required to be a 24hour day idiot, so you'd get 24 hours to convine me not to kill you

[Fritzler]

Hehe. Technically, day hast to last 24-hours... but after skimming "Bad Idea" Mafia, Yos2 does have a point.

The peasants call out "boooooooooooooo"

[Fritzler]

Note: we need to never, ever make Fritzler king. Unless we want the day to last 7 seconds...

its required to be a 24hour day idiot, so you'd get 24 hours to convine me not to kill you

I'm sure you'd find a way.

Thanks for the vote of confidence.

[Fritzler]

Note: we need to never, ever make Fritzler king. Unless we want the day to last 7 seconds...

its required to be a 24hour day idiot, so you'd get 24 hours to convine me not to kill you

I'm sure you'd find a way.

Thanks for the vote of confidence.

[Fritzler]

Note: we need to never, ever make Fritzler king. Unless we want the day to last 7 seconds...

its required to be a 24hour day idiot, so you'd get 24 hours to convine me not to kill you

I'm sure you'd find a way.

Thanks for the vote of confidence.

[Fritzler]

Man i was hoping Fritz was king. This means we're gonna have a long drawn out day 1.

I vote we select Fritz as king tomorrow. And that we lynch in alphabetical order, starting w/ Alexander.

:goodposting:

[Fritzler]

I'd actually hope for Fritz to be King

:goodposting:

[Fritzler]

It would only last 2 minutes if someone had picked fritz like you're suppost to

:goodposting:

(If I didn't know anybetter, I'd think you were my scum buddy)

[Fritzler]

So am I king yet?

[Fritzler]

I'm a little wary of Fritzler's campaigning for my office. As an enlightened despot I'm not about to execute someone just on paranoia about their designs for my power, especially as he would only wear the mantle for a day himself, but it nags at me..

If it really nags you look at world summit where i was the cop and fought for world leader posish.

[Fritzler]

I can vote for everyone?

Vote: Alexander, Ameliaslay, broomhead, chamber, elvis_knits, Fritzler, Fuldu, Glork, mon_s237, mystery meat of doom, N_lich, petroleumjelly, RandomActs, Thok, Twomz, Vaughn, VitaminR & Yosarian2

[Fritzler]

Vote: Twomz

for pushing the Fritz-king thing. I wouldn't have a problem with Fritz as king (at least he's active), but your constant repetition of your opinion makes it look like you have an ulterior motive in this. Also, let's focus on finding suspicious people instead of already speculating about who we'd like to see as king Day 2.

No kidding, I'm just afraid he'll show up as scum, and people will suspect me.

[Fritzler]

Just letting you know im skimming, and if anyone tries to give me restrictions I probably won't follow them. (Unless one of them is kill with in 24 hours).

[Fritzler]

Well the set up was originally for 15, and BMQ raised it to 19 and promised that it was balanced. I think there are 5 mafia. And my word is pretty much law.

[Fritzler]

So, tss who are you killing?

[Fritzler]

Now IF i knew the the amount of mafia in this game was the very

specific and definitive

number of FOUR...

Ooops! I meant FIVE, like Fritz said.

I would just like to bring the possibility that you made a freudian slip because you really know there are 4 mafia. And I expect you to take what i say at face value and not to respond to the charge because if there is no value to it, it will just fall flat on its face, and all that crap.

5, i think, because there is one killing group. and 3 in 15 isn't balanced at all IMO, however, 4 would be, and in order to add four more players he would add one mroe scum.

obv.

[Fritzler]

FOS: broomhead

[Fritzler]

Why are RA and Alex hooking up with each other?

[Fritzler]

I would not be completely opposed to having Fritzler be king tomorrow; I suspect that it might be better than some alternatives. After all, he was useful in Bad Idea from what I can tell, even if he did contribute to the shortest Day 1 ever.

Me either. I just wish that damn aces wild saw it that way.

[Fritzler]

It's been said plenty of times (especially by Twomz) that Fritzler is a good candidate for King. Although I've grown fond of his reckless ways, I'm not all too convinced he's not scum in this game.

I'm not.

[Fritzler]

im going to chicago tonight till sunday, might not have no access

[Fritzler]

guys, votes don't matter, so why do you care if someone is voting for you?

[Fritzler]

guys, votes don't matter, so why do you care if someone is voting for you?

Because the king won't execute someone unless they get votes. Unless we pick you for King, of course.

Pffft, TSS, are you gonna abide by these whack regulations?

[Fritzler]

If I was a scum king i'd nail a buddy quick as I could.

[Fritzler]

If I was a scum king i'd nail a buddy quick as I could.

:obvious:

So theoretically i should be king cuz even if i was scum (which im not) i'd give you a dead scum

[Fritzler]

If I was a scum king i'd nail a buddy quick as I could.

:obvious:

So theoretically i should be king cuz even if i was scum (which im not) i'd give you a dead scum

However, if you're town, you'd probably just sit there for 24 hours and then randomally kill the doc for no reason, badly hurting the town's chances to win without giving us information.

So logically, we should

only

make you king if we think you're scum.

basically.

[Fritzler]

That seems like it could take a while. We should probably just kill him.

[Fritzler]

So, TSS, you want to hammah him?

[Fritzler]

In addition to the issues already brought up, another flaw of the plan is that reveals who is the kingmaker, which is good for scum. For example, if scum know who the kingmaker is, it's much easier for them to try to convince the kingmaker to pick kings who are beneficial to them, or to kill off a kingmaker that is making good choices for town.

I will add a

vote Yosarian2

.

I'd rather kill RA, and based on his alignment look at yosarian.

[Fritzler]

yawn

good luck glork

[Fritzler]

First and foremost, I want to make one small point. I will "Vote" (in bold) players just as everyone else does, for the sake of discussion, paper trials, etc., etc. I want to say this as a note to the

Mod

(as well as the other players) so that it can be clear that

a Vote by me is not an order for execution

. When I condemn a player for execution, I will

Officially Glork: ________

. (Yes, I'm the king. I can call it glorking if I want to.)

Ballah

Additionally, I am going to automatically discount the votes of any player who votes for more than four other players, unless I think that player has provided sufficient reasoning for all voted players. Voting everybody doesn't help at all. *Glares at Fritzler and MMoD*

Fine.

Secondly,

Vote: Fritzler

. He's admitted to skimming, hasn't posted any real content, (Note that quoting every post that advocates making him king and typing ":goodposting:" does not equate to content), voted for everybody on Day One (which really accomplishes nothing), said he won't follow any restrictions we place on future kings/queens, and he just seems to be rubbing me the wrong way. Individually, none of these are terribly serious offenses. However, repeated small offenses are just as bad, if not worse.

:badposting:

That said, I'm going to

FoS: Twomz

by association. Spam or not, that implies a connection between the two of you. It's not vote-worthy, but it is note-worthy.

I'm not gonna lie, I thought twomz was my scum buddy till i realized i was pro town.

[Fritzler]

Vote: Fuldu, EK, MMoD, TSS

[Fritzler]

So, I'm listening to the new pe cd right now. Fucking amazing.

So glork, sup sup?

[Fritzler]

I'm going to

vote N_lich, mysterymeatofdoom, and broomhead

. These are three of the four living people who voted RA after he claimed vanilla but before he claimed "possibly not vanilla"; that's the time period where I think scum would jump on RA's bandwagon but town wouldn't. (Before the vanilla claim there wasn't a bandwagon; after the "not vanilla" LAL applies and at that pont most of town voted for RA). I've excluded the fourth person (elvis_knits) because it felt like she had a reason for her vote, unlike the other three.

I don't think n lich is that scummy. The other two...meh...lynch them.

[Fritzler]

*slap* bad fritzler! Go Lay Down!

you know my scum history, at least give me the benefit of the doubt.

FOS: Bromhead

[Fritzler]

unvote: TSS Vote: Broomhead

sorry, I forgot I suspected him

[Fritzler]

Glork, sucks.

do you still wish i died?

[Fritzler]

Dear

Mod

,

May we have an updated vote count, please?

XOXO,
King Glork

Are you in BMQ's pants?

[Fritzler]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

sorry

[Fritzler]

His Glorkesty already has a court jester: Dranko.

I thought that was the court bitch?

[Fritzler]

No, Elvis Knits is the court Bitch, Dranko is the court jester, and i'm pretending to be a jester, because Dranko's not very good at his job.

(no offense intended EK)

no, elvis is my personnel bitch

nooch

[Fritzler]

(no offense intended EK)

She's a bitch (i mean that as a derogatory term towards women), who cares how she feels and wether or not she's offended?

[Fritzler]

I'm going to

vote N_lich, mysterymeatofdoom, and broomhead.

These are three of the four living people who voted RA after he claimed vanilla but before he claimed "possibly not vanilla"; that's the time period where I think scum would jump on RA's bandwagon but town wouldn't.

Okay, now that I found his reasoning for voting n_lich, I tend to agree with it, although I haven't really found anything else that distinguishes him as scummy.

If anything I'd say n lich is a GG

[Fritzler]

No, Elvis Knits is the court Bitch, Dranko is the court jester, and i'm pretending to be a jester, because Dranko's not very good at his job.

(no offense intended EK)

no, elvis is my personnel bitch

nooch

No offense taken.

P.S. Fritzler likes it when I tie him up.

I told you about that?

Damn i didn't remember telling you that story.

[Fritzler]

*Puts

Broomhead

and

N_Lich

on the official Execution List*

I would definitely prefer broomhead there. I don't think n-lich should be nailed.

[Fritzler]

Also, IGMEOY still, Fritz.

:hey:

[Fritzler]

Well, if a cop were to investigate him, get a guilty result, and claim for the town's benefit, that'd do the trick.

N_Lich was the other person on my execution list, but he's gone inactive all over the site, and I'm not very convinced that he's done anything incredibly scummy. Fritzler and Twomz are the only other people on my list. Twomz has gotten a couple of other votes, but Fritz hasn't garnered much attention from the town.

that's cuz n lich and me are pro town

unvote broomhead, vote: twomz

[Fritzler]

Oh, hey Fritz! OMGUS much?

umm, you're not voting for me, are you?

[Fritzler]

Actually, I'm quite interested in why Fritz hasn't garnered much attention, he's never one to be quiet, or lurk... or useful

I am more helpful than you could possibley imagine.

[Fritzler]

ummmm ok

you're the one who thinks im awesome

[Fritzler]

I would clearly prefer an n_lich lynch to a Fritzler lynch, but

there are probably better options than either today.

[Fritzler]

What am I defending? Voting for everyone? You guys don't realize that if I had that chance I'd do it everygame?

I'LL SAY IT AGAIN, NEIGHT FRITZ NOR N LICH IS THE PLAY

What else have I done? Said n lich isn't the play? cuz he's not.

[Fritzler]

Oh for God's sake, Fritzler. Either come out and say that you're a cop who investigated N_lich and got an innocent result or admit that you're just throwing around hunches as if they were solid information. With the masons already exposed, those are the only two explanations I can see, and if he weren't one of the exposed masons, I'd be suspicious of Glork for not recognizing that.

For what it's worth, the last time I saw Fritzler use the "We're the wrong play" defense was in Norse Myth Mafia, where both he and Astronaut were scum.

IM A COP THAT INVESTEGATED N LICH

that is all

[Fritzler]

Ok... now did he just say that because Fuldu told him to say, or is it the truth?

Why can't it be both?

[Fritzler]

btw, after that, we expect to be king tomorrow

[Fritzler]

I still don't like his attitude this game, but:

Unvote: Fritzler

yawn

[Fritzler]

Fritz: what were your reasons for targeting me?

Cuz you lurk, and therefore its next to impossible to read you.

[Fritzler]

I think it's a good idea, and if the person we perceive is suspicious is town he/she should be willing to take the risk for the benefit of the town.

but if they're scum they'll just nail me, whose a sitting duck

with three confirmedzorz people (glork, n lich, and myself) it should rotate

[Fritzler]

I'm good w/ killing twomz

[Fritzler]

@Yos- I agree with you.

I apologize for my limited activity in this game so far, but we have a lot of quality players here and it's been great reading along.

vote: N_lich

*Feels like a filthy bandwagoner*

Voting a confirmed player is noted.

[Fritzler]

okay, well i am not on the list, but i would like to say that i would like to be checked out by a cop rather than vigged. i feel i'd make a good confirmed townie. this is in no way an invitation for the cop to come out by the way.

Seems resaonable. Plus, Fritz has already claimed as a (the?) cop. If he decides he wants to clear Broomhead, he's more than welcome to do so. Plus, it gives us another candidate to make King for a day.

*Pushes Fritz-Lich-Broomhead scumbag conspiracy theory to the back of his mind, but doesn't out it completely*

i probably won't target him

[Fritzler]

okay, well i am not on the list, but i would like to say that i would like to be checked out by a cop rather than vigged. i feel i'd make a good confirmed townie. this is in no way an invitation for the cop to come out by the way.

Pfft. I'd rather Fritzler tried to find people he thinks are scum than attempted to confirm innocents. But since saying "please, investigate me" is usually a good way to get the cop to look elsewhere (especially now that the cop has said that he will), this post actually makes me more suspicious of broomhead.

well if a hero's not counterclaimed, then ill believe it

basically

[Fritzler]

hey twomz, where did you learn to play?

[Fritzler]

WHAT THE FUCK?
WHY THE HELL AM I NOT KING

im going to keep my innocents until the doc dies, or we gain less than two confirmed people

[Fritzler]

And to address Broomhead, I don't think Fritz is being at all "selfish", he is being logical: seeing as he is a Cop, he is the most informed player working for the town, and so has the best statistical chance of hitting scum today if he were King (since he has another innocent investigation, hence one more person he will not execute). I suppose it wouldn't matter either way if he got a guilty investigation (since I cannot possibly see a reason as to why you would dismiss one), but the point still stands.

plus im fucking awesome

[Fritzler]

broom head, you should jelly

[Fritzler]

haha, nice graphic, very convincing. but unless there is a night result you'd like to tell us about, or some evidence, let me know, you're going to have to convince me pretty hard to stop me form executing a lurker, and if i am not mistaken, the lurker count is tomorrow, so get posting if you haven't yet.

nope, none

make sure you run by me before yo uexecute cuz i can tell you if i have an innocent

[Fritzler]

Vote: everyone but lee and n_lich

[Fritzler]

oh,

unvote: Glork

[Fritzler]

NOTE: IF I GET A GUILTY, ILL STRAIGHT UP TELL YOU, IF NOT, ASSUME I HAVE AN INNOCENT

[Fritzler]

Vote: everyone but lee and n_lich

does that include yours truly?

and if you don't mind me speculating on who you would choose, i'll do so openly, but if you want to keep it tight for now, i will just not bring it up again

well, you're not going to execute yourself, so im not voting you

[Fritzler]

What's so wrong about focusing on a cop's sanity?

the fact that its mod guaranteed

[Fritzler]

me too