Gay Mafia 3: Trumpocalypse Now D8

[-Grey-]

I'm an informed townie.

Kuribo is God Emperor Trump. Don't lynch him.

VOTE: Pine

[-Grey-]

I am claiming Trump.

FAKE NEWS!

There is only one God Emperor, and it is Kuribo!

[-Grey-]

Everything about this is premeditated and scum motivated.

VOTE: Brian Skies

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Firebringer isn't a wolf...

Same family.

[-Grey-]

Everything about this is premeditated and scum motivated.

VOTE: Brian Skies

Oh come on Grey!
Atleast make some attempt to scumhunt before jumping to conclusions.
Sure it's bad but shit dude
Atleast question him about it before you vote him like that.
-Ali

Stop being so tryhard. That's how you always get run up so fast.

Relax and go with the flow.

I see Mason claim. I sheep Masons until I develop my own reads, especially since they are both far more experienced.

[-Grey-]

Relax and go with the flow.

MAJIFFY!
-Ali

That's KTS's on me.

[-Grey-]

Relax and go with the flow.

MAJIFFY!
-Ali

That's KTS's influence on me.

Edit.

[-Grey-]

We can't allow your fake news to be published

DON'T YOU DARE BULLY ME, SCUM!
I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW I AM A GREATER COMMUNIST AND A GREATER REPUBLICAN AND A GREATER FACIST THEN YOU COULD EVER BE!
/me pouts
-Ali

than*

Fascist*

[-Grey-]

I don't know, I don't expect scum to jump on someone self voting.
Too much attention imo.

I've done it as sum and gotten an easy mislynch out of it.

Town wrote off the whole wagon because of the self-vote.

It was awesome.

[-Grey-]

Oh noez, Brian has found three scum already!

[-Grey-]

I'm only convinced of one.

So town is piling onto you to chainsaw you for your vote on scum!me?

That totally makes sense.

[-Grey-]

full disclosure: fish and i are IRL brothers and i have literally never read him incorrectly

it's like kuribo and dgb except we were birthed from the same vagina

Why do they call him formerfish?

He's no longer Mr. Limpet.

[-Grey-]

I'm not an alt.

Lynch away.

[-Grey-]

grey hopefully is town.

Unsure what to make of this coming from fire.

His SOP is to fite me.

[-Grey-]

VOTE: Formerfish

Looks like I need to bus my buddy now that Brian has found him.

VOTE: formerfish

[-Grey-]

Don't get comfortable. There's plenty of time for me to sink your ship.

I'm a Mafia Godfather.

You'll never catch me.

[-Grey-]

Going with the too scummy to be scum route. Bold play.

Indeed

.

[-Grey-]

full disclosure: fish and i are IRL brothers and i have literally never read him incorrectly

it's like kuribo and dgb except we were birthed from the same vagina

Why do they call him formerfish?

in high school his nickname was sea bass because he wrestled and there's a dude in the movie vision quest called sea bass

so now he's "formerfish"

That's not entirely accurate.

It's the Mr. Limpet thing, isn't it?

I knew it!

[-Grey-]

VOTE: Formerfish
Hai.
Why did you find the self-vote to be scummy?
-Ali

UNVOTE:
I'm not so sure I'm okay with Brian's reaction to that.
-Ali

That makes no sense.

[-Grey-]

Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior mafblack?

Preach

[-Grey-]

I think I just developed a brain tumor after reading 251.

[-Grey-]

Tier list

Spiffeh, Alisae, Pine
kurbio, Majiffy, Grey,

Nacho

, Desperado,

bundle of sticks

,

Kise

, Vaxkiller
Syryana, hiplop, Firebringer, Tammy, ABR, DBG, Bellsprout, EP, Syryana, Wraith
Brian
xyzzy, Formerfish

Spoiler: Nacho

Requesting a Tammy rawr, please.

Are you finally town with me?

I think so, but I can't be sure until Set Arthur Dayne starts scumreading you

Spoiler: Kise

How is your day going, guys?

Spoiler: bundle of sticks

hello

we're a miller

i'm having a shit day, so i will read the thread later or tomorrow

-ceph

idgi

[-Grey-]

I read the first page. It feels like people are talking in private without me and it makes me kind of sad :[

It's easy to feel that way when you're just starting out, but hang tight and you'll catch on to the flow of the game.

Good luck!

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Tomorrow.

Today belongs to fish.

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I think the rest of the enablers should out and we can work with 5 living clears.

How do you know there are five enablers when the role pm states an enabler enables "some" of Trump's power?

It doesn't specify they enable one power each.

[-Grey-]

and despite all of this, even if we WERE in a neighborhood together and i did know that he was my enabler...that wouldn't make him town!

...

What is this I don't even

[-Grey-]

I think it's perfectly reasonable for a town Tammy not to want to talk to you

Really? How can I reset a read if she runs and hides? I get she might not get lynched today. That's what scum do when cornered. Oh shit, I was blocked better hide behind a claim. Like I am open to being wrong but that's not townie behavior.

~Titus

Tammy... wasn't cornered... when she claimed... was she...?

[-Grey-]

Out of curiosity I made a list of people I didn't realize were in this game

Nachomamma8
Pine
DrippingGoofball
xyzzy
Hocho Knife (Katsuki/EP)
hiplop
Syryana

I mean, before you throw shade on lurkers (not that I'm against pressuring lurkers) are you ever going to explain your godawful lolhammer of Formerfish or are you just going to pray no one notices you cruising under the radar?

HEY BELLSPROUT
YOU'D KNOW I WAS IN THE GAME IF YOU DIDN'T QUICKHAMMER BEFORE I HAD A CHANCE TO POST

Pfft.

Talk about overboard.

VOTE: Nacho

[-Grey-]

Tier list

Spiffeh, Desperado
Majiffy, Grey, bundle sticks, Tammy, Pine
DBG, Bellsprout, Nacho, Fedora, hiplop, Kise, Vaxkiller, Kuribo
ABR, Hocho Knife, Brian, Serena
xyzzy, Wraith

Oh wow, I just noticed something about this list.

I wonder if what I noticed was also present yesterday... must check after getting caught up.

[-Grey-]

Why is Spiffeh in your top tier?

Are you serious.

Ikr?

[-Grey-]

The Grey slot is a bit of a stale read

Staleness is only relevant when referring to townreads. Scum can and do lurk out suspicion.

I don't buy you losing interest in scumreading me simply because time passed.

[-Grey-]

No scum kill, Spiffeh was saved by doc

If this is the reason people think Spiffeh is town it's silly.

We're also masons...

If the scum are werewolves in this game, I'm voteparking you because your reads list looks awfully Traitorish.

[-Grey-]

I think the rest of the enablers should out and we can work with 5 living clears.

How do you know there are five enablers when the role pm states an enabler enables "some" of Trump's power?

It doesn't specify they enable one power each.

Educated guess. One enabler killed off one of Desp's powers.

What do you make of the fact that Desperado claims his "wall" is gone when there's a player that already claimed Trump cannot be killed as long as he's alive?

[-Grey-]

Majiffy vote Fedora with me.

Kise hi. Tammy Spiffeh Majiffy Desp are town. Bell Wraith Fedora are scum. Catch up soon and vote

Disagree, Bell is town

Nah

Yeah nah.

I can vote Bell, Nacho, Brian. SAD if Scum are WW.

[-Grey-]

Would scum quickhammer a town player like that while admitting to having known it was a quickhammer? Noo

I did.

And won.

[-Grey-]

SAD if Scum are WW.

I really don't understand this or how his reads look "traitor"-y please break them both down for me

I'll whisper it in your ear.

Lean close.

[-Grey-]

Don't really see why my idle speculation about something that can't even be acted on today is such a hot topic for you, Dayne.

[-Grey-]

Now Majiffy is you too!

Oh noez!

[-Grey-]

Now Majiffy is onto you too!

Oh noez!

Edit

[-Grey-]

Who the fuck uses werewolves for scum here?

And what does that have to do with me?

(he's your townread)

I mean there's VIs all the time in games.

Scum slings shade... that's what they do.

[-Grey-]

Who the fuck uses werewolves for scum here?

And what does that have to do with me?

(he's your townread)

I mean there's VIs all the time in games.

Scum slings shade... that's what they do.

I thought I was a werewolf...

Why do people always ignore the word "if" in theories?

I realize it's only two letters, but it still exists.

[-Grey-]

I thought I was a little baby boy.
-Ali

Oh what I would do...

If I were the boy that's inside of you.

[-Grey-]

Why do people always ignore the word "if" in theories?

I realize it's only two letters, but it still exists.

I think you'll find the main problem we're all having is that the parts before and after the if are batshit insane and you refuse to put the tinfoil hat down and explain what any of it means.

I actually did. Pay fucking attention.

You are one of five people that can't say I didn't explain my thoughts.

[-Grey-]

I actually did. Pay fucking attention.

Be a sweetie and quote it again for me

Nah. Read the rest of the post you quoted.

[-Grey-]

Tunnel me then, idgaf.

[-Grey-]

VOTE: Fedora

It's between Fedora, Wraith or Bell today. Make your selection.

Can we lynch Bellsprout today, god of scumhunters?

[-Grey-]

However, fyi this is a no role PM flip game (I checked with the mod), so we will only be getting your role name.

Spoiler:

Cliven Bundy reclined elegantly in his calf-skin armchair, a pencil balanced gently between his finger, the crossword puzzle of the Failing New York Times draped over his crossed knee. He brought the pencil thoughtfully to his lips as he contemplated the answer to 46 Down: Gilded puppetmasters. Seven letters." After a moment's thought he traced the letters deliberately THEJEWS. It fit! He sighed and picked up his pearlescent teacup off of this saucer and sipped the rosewater and lemongrass tea. The perfect temperature. Divine.

He stood up to check his mail. He cinched his silk kimono around his manly potbelly with the leather belt and holster for the .50 cal revolver that he used as his casualwear carry. He stepped into the totally manly fuzzy slippers that all freedom loving cowboys of the American Frontier like to wear, and shuffled to his front door. He opened the door and blinked at what looked like the business end of a really big gun. Faster than freedom dies in a socialist democracy his revolver had spit hot handloaded lead three times. Despite the fact that he was the ideal cowboy and an American hero, he had been caught off guard and took one to the chest. As he bled out on the pink granite entryway of his palatial ranch house, he thought of a life well-lived and knew his children would watch the cattle and hate The Negro, just as he had. It wasn't so bad to die.

Firebringer

Welcome to Gay Mafia III: Trumpocalypse Now

You are

Cliven Bundy, Town Paranoid Gun Owner

Get this: you lead an armed insurgency against the federal government, didn't get shot to death, went to trial, and were acquitted by a jury.

Being old and white is fucking awesome, right!?!?!?

You thought getting rid of #Obummer would be the start of something great. Granted, come on, Trump isn't some roody poo here to take your guns away. But he's also not exactly

white

, either. More of a "burnt tangerine orangutan" flavor. And while you're certainly better off than you were under President Buttface (that's your own insult and you're proud of it), you've gotta keep your guard up, lest "they" come for your guns in the middle of the night.

Active Abilities

None.

Passive Abilities

1. You may vote for lynches.
2.

From My Cold Dead Hands

: You're crazy. Like, legitimately crazy. And also, you own guns. You own enough to take over a federal building in an armed insurgency. Thus, you are a paranoid gun owner. Simple, right? If anyone visits you at night, you'll shoot them dead the second they step into your home.

You win the game when all threats to town are dead

Firebringer, Cliven Bundy

Town Paranoid Gun Owner

, killed Night 1.

With 22 alive, it's 12 to lynch. Deadline is 4/1 at 4PM EST

...Huh?

[-Grey-]

Also they answered me a bit ago but I wasn't told what my role does so weeeeeeeeeeeeee if I target you and it does ~spooky~ things don't blame me.

As long as it doesn't roleblock me and prevent me from using my night kill, it's okay.

[-Grey-]

Do you think that Grey is more docile than he's been in the last two games we've played with him?

I was wondering how long it would be before this came up.

Am I typically an egocentric spam happy bastard? Yes.

Do I typically disregard everyone else's reads that conflict with my own when I am town? Yes.

So... why am I not doing that as much here??? Simple.

In most of my games, the roster doesn't have the kind of talent this one does, so it is rare that I trust anyone else.

Since this game has some highly skilled players, I am absolutely okay with dialing back my Greyness in the interests of letting them do their thing, because spamming out the game like I usually do would make an already difficult to follow large completely impossible to find scum in as long as I was alive.

So... enjoy folks. This is one kind of game where I am content to be a minor voice instead of an omnipresent one (outside of when I'm simply apathetic and don't give a fuck about the actual game, of course).

[-Grey-]

Do you think that Grey is more docile than he's been in the last two games we've played with him?

I was wondering how long it would be before this came up.

Am I typically an egocentric spam happy bastard? Yes.

Do I typically disregard everyone else's reads that conflict with my own when I am town? Yes.

So... why am I not doing that as much here??? Simple.

In most of my games, the roster doesn't have the kind of talent this one does, so it is rare that I trust anyone else.

Since this game has some highly skilled players, I am absolutely okay with dialing back my Greyness in the interests of letting them do their thing, because spamming out the game like I usually do would make an already difficult to follow large completely impossible to find scum in as long as I was alive.

So... enjoy folks. This is one kind of game where I am content to be a minor voice instead of an omnipresent one (outside of when I'm simply apathetic and don't give a fuck about the actual game, of course).

I appreciate this answer, I really do, but it does feel weird.

That's because I rarely post with sincerity.

[-Grey-]

VOTE: Fedora

[-Grey-]

VOTE: Fedora

Okay yeah this is scum.
-Ali

Love the blind OMGUS.

Zero curiosity why I switched votes out of nowhere. Doesn't look like town Ali to me.

[-Grey-]

VOTE: Fedora

Okay yeah this is scum.
-Ali

Love the blind OMGUS.

Zero curiosity why I switched votes out of nowhere. Doesn't look like town Ali to me.

why did you switch votes out of nowhere???
i'm super curious

1077 gave me Scum feels, so I was curious what Ali would do if I voted them.

[-Grey-]

VOTE: Fedora

Okay yeah this is scum.
-Ali

Love the blind OMGUS.

Zero curiosity why I switched votes out of nowhere. Doesn't look like town Ali to me.

why did you switch votes out of nowhere???
i'm super curious

1077 gave me Scum feels, so I was curious what Ali would do if I voted them.

why did it give you scum feels?

Because Ali isn't the type to just take the back seat on their own reads.

"Tammy is town because I trust Nacho" is not something I can picture Alisae entertaining this early in a game as town even in a hypothetical.

[-Grey-]

Okay yeah xyzzy is most likely town.
-Ali
pedit: Because they seem like they can read you? Like honestly I liked a lot of the other stuff you did today just the AtE got me worried and then Titus strongarmed me into SRing you.

It's d2, after a ridiculously fast d1 that told us literally nothing that could be used to read Nacho.

Why would you trust his read on Tammy, again?

[-Grey-]

Okay yeah xyzzy is most likely town.
-Ali
pedit: Because they seem like they can read you? Like honestly I liked a lot of the other stuff you did today just the AtE got me worried and then Titus strongarmed me into SRing you.

It's d2, after a ridiculously fast d1 that told us literally nothing that could be used to read Nacho.

Why would you trust his read on Tammy, again?

Why does it seem like you're trying to make me go against it? Like I feel better about it the more you keep on pressing it.

That's not an answer to my question.

[-Grey-]

Okay yeah xyzzy is most likely town.
-Ali
pedit: Because they seem like they can read you? Like honestly I liked a lot of the other stuff you did today just the AtE got me worried and then Titus strongarmed me into SRing you.

It's d2, after a ridiculously fast d1 that told us literally nothing that could be used to read Nacho.

Why would you trust his read on Tammy, again?

Why does it seem like you're trying to make me go against it? Like I feel better about it the more you keep on pressing it.

That's not an answer to my question.

Well it seems like you're trying to manipulate me ;~;
Answer mine first and then I answer yours?
-Ali

I asked first.

I'll be happy to answer you once you give me an answer though, so you can hold me to this post.

[-Grey-]

I don't understand wtf is going on.

Usually I'm the one confusing the shit out of people with a whirlwind of posts.

Is this what it feels like? Because that's not cool.

[-Grey-]

Cool, I guess I'll just never try to read you since you can just point at this and say nuh uh. Sweet strat brah.

After pointing to that post, I can also point to pretty much every single game I've played that supports it.

I planned this strategy out for months.

[-Grey-]

Okay yeah xyzzy is most likely town.
-Ali
pedit: Because they seem like they can read you? Like honestly I liked a lot of the other stuff you did today just the AtE got me worried and then Titus strongarmed me into SRing you.

It's d2, after a ridiculously fast d1 that told us literally nothing that could be used to read Nacho.

Why would you trust his read on Tammy, again?

Why does it seem like you're trying to make me go against it? Like I feel better about it the more you keep on pressing it.

That's not an answer to my question.

Well it seems like you're trying to manipulate me ;~;
Answer mine first and then I answer yours?
-Ali

I asked first.

I'll be happy to answer you once you give me an answer though, so you can hold me to this post.

Fine. It's mostly my intuition. Like, it just feels right. Like, the way Nacho tried to get me to TR Tammy came across as honest and genuine and feels more towny then scummy.
-Ali

Eh, fair enough I guess. Though tbh I don't totally buy it because when we hydra our reads tend to find a natural synchronicity that is just flat out missing here and that is what has me so suspicious of you.

[-Grey-]

i think nacho knows tammy is scum but just wants to play with her longer

I understand that

i'm a weak roleblocker
tammy claimed roleblocked

there's no way in hell that you're town

Lol, there goes Titus' excuse to scumread Tammy.

I can guess who's next.

[-Grey-]

Cool, I guess I'll just never try to read you since you can just point at this and say nuh uh. Sweet strat brah.

After pointing to that post, I can also point to pretty much every single game I've played that supports it.

I planned this strategy out for months.

that is annoying, but i am choosing not believing you as my path forward

[-Grey-]

VOTE: nacho

Wtf?

[-Grey-]

also nacho is 100% scum

In what world does scum!Nacho fake an inno on Tammy?

[-Grey-]

hes scum. he wants tammy alive to give him something he can consistently talk about (wking her)

You do realize he cut his lifespan ridiculously short with that claim, right?

How long do you really think he'll live now, regardless of his alignment?

[-Grey-]

hes scum. he wants tammy alive to give him something he can consistently talk about (wking her)

You do realize he cut his lifespan ridiculously short with that claim, right?

How long do you really think he'll live now, regardless of his alignment?

literally same play he made in that game

So?

If he's scum, he gets NK'ed. If he's town, he gets lynched for not being NK'ed after providing another inno result or two.

Either way, I'm not voting him today.

[-Grey-]

hes scum. he wants tammy alive to give him something he can consistently talk about (wking her)

You do realize he cut his lifespan ridiculously short with that claim, right?

How long do you really think he'll live now, regardless of his alignment?

literally same play he made in that game

So?

If he's town, he gets NK'ed. If he's scum, he gets lynched for not being NK'ed after providing another inno result or two.

Either way, I'm not voting him today.

Lolol fixed

[-Grey-]

just so difficult to post

One of these days you're going to be pedit blocked by your own posts

I've actually had that happen.

[-Grey-]

This game is so fucking confusing even compared to other Large Games I've played recently.

I think it was the super-early lolhammer. It's made so many players look scummy as shit.

So push Bellsprout, who was objectively the scummiest of all the FF voters.

[-Grey-]

Umm, okay, maybe I am not catching up when I get home. Maybe I am passing out on the couch when I get home, waking up to another 18 pages, and saying "Oh fuck that in the ass right now (not the fun way)"

This game is almost twice as long already as Gay Mafia I was. I demand a refund.

And it's not because of me.

How weird is that?

[-Grey-]

you don't get to tell me how I feel about my own reads.

TOWN

BS, I've taken the same attitude as scum myself. It's NAI.

[-Grey-]

grey do you expect vaxkiller to interact with you?

Has he even posted today?

[-Grey-]

you don't get to tell me how I feel about my own reads.

TOWN

BS, I've taken the same attitude as scum myself. It's NAI.

are you a brian skies alt???

Omg how did you guess?!

[-Grey-]

grey do you expect vaxkiller to interact with you?

Has he even posted today?

no but he did day one.



but still do you expect him to interact with you.

I don't

expect

anything from anyone.

Why would I?

[-Grey-]

grey do you expect vaxkiller to interact with you?

Has he even posted today?

no but he did day one.



but still do you expect him to interact with you.

I don't

expect

anything from anyone.

Why would I?

It's rare that people don't expect anything from people they've played with.

In nightman cometh he seemed happy to be playing with you, here he didn't interact at all. Struck me as odd.

We've been in a couple games together, but I wouldn't call us bosom buddies.

I mean, it's not like I dislike the guy, he seems p cool... but I don't know him well enough to have an opinion on stuff he does this early and I haven't really been paying attention to him so that may have something to do with it maybe?

Considering the brevity of d1, I think you're just reading too much into it, personally.

[-Grey-]

Considering the brevity of d1, I think you're just reading too much into it, personally.

Is there something wrong with this?
-Ali

Dude stop, that's just dumb.

[-Grey-]

Cook dinner or continue spamming the reload button...

Decisions, decisions.

[-Grey-]

I've got no beef with a Vax lynch, but I really don't want a replay of d1.

[-Grey-]

I've got no beef with a Vax lynch, but I really don't want a replay of d1.

While I agree, today has been incredibly productive in terms of reads compared to d1

For you perhaps, but not everybody can settle on reads in less than 24 hours.

[-Grey-]

VOTE: Bellsprout

I don't get why people don't want this dead after the way they played noobsauce d1 until the lol from outer space then all of a sudden they were an alt.

[-Grey-]

VOTE: Bellsprout

I don't get why people don't want this dead after the way they played noobsauce d1 until the lolhammer from outer space then all of a sudden they were an alt.

Fixed

[-Grey-]

VOTE: Bellsprout

I don't get why people don't want this dead after the way they played noobsauce d1 until the lol from outer space then all of a sudden they were an alt.

why didn't you do this 20 pages ago?

Because I have more than one scumread and tend to be flighty.

[-Grey-]

My man sheep my reads

I'll help you out

Tammy is town

Desperado is town

Spiffeh is town
Nacho is town
Majiffy is town
Bellsprout is town
Bundle of Sticks is town
Pine is town

Wraith is town

Hiplop is town

+ Me + you from your POV you now have 12 townies!!!!!!!! 12/22!!!

If you think 5 scum in the game b/c that's a good guess then 50% chance of hitting scum if you literally vote anything outside of this list. I suggest Vaxkiller

Replace the two struck out with Fedora and xyzzy, and I'm on board.

Not super sure about Pine, but it's fine as a starting point.

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VOTE: Fedora

It's between Fedora, Wraith or Bell today. Make your selection.

Can we lynch Bellsprout today, god of scumhunters?

Scummy post.

Why, because I idolize ABR?

That's not scummy, it's just a fact.

[-Grey-]

Replace the two struck out with Fedora and xyzzy, and I'm on board.

so you're not townreading the claimed Trump?

Eh. Forgot about that.

Whatever.

[-Grey-]

My man sheep my reads

I'll help you out

Tammy is town

Desperado is town

Spiffeh is town
Nacho is town
Majiffy is town
Bellsprout is town
Bundle of Sticks is town
Pine is town

Wraith is town

Hiplop is town

+ Me + you from your POV you now have 12 townies!!!!!!!! 12/22!!!

If you think 5 scum in the game b/c that's a good guess then 50% chance of hitting scum if you literally vote anything outside of this list. I suggest Vaxkiller

Replace the two struck out with Fedora and xyzzy, and I'm on board.

Not super sure about Pine, but it's fine as a starting point.

Then why are you voting Bellsprout if you think he is town asibfiuqhacnobauscboSBCIUBSANXCIUASBCINSjcacihabsicnxasxc

Decided to work with you.

Oh, you griping that I didn't unvote? Allow me to appease you.

UNVOTE:

[-Grey-]

LMAO at you fucking kidding me grey

Leave me alone. I forget shit.

[-Grey-]

It's gotta be a roleblock, if you weren't informed, but tammy knows something went wrong, its gotta be that. Or something like a roleblock, like (i cant think of the name at the moment, it takes someone "out" of the game so they cant target anyone or be targeted)

this role barely exists on mafiascum

This would be a commuter, someone who can make others commute.

I've contemplated every other role that would allow Syryana to target Brian and not me. It had to be something done to me.

Why did you dismiss Rolestopper as a possibility?

[-Grey-]

Replace the two struck out with Fedora and xyzzy, and I'm on board.

so you're not townreading the claimed Trump?

Eh. Forgot about that.

Whatever.

You FORGOT?????

BULLSHIT

You got me.

I'm scum trying to lynch an uncounterclaimed Trump.

I am ready for a plea bargain.

[-Grey-]

He's just making shit up and doesn't have real reads?

Of course I have reads. I've posted them.

You just aren't among them.

[-Grey-]

Like I don't buy town being legitimately suspicious of my Trump claim on page 35 and the forgetting that I had claimed Trump on page 55...Four hours later real time

If I had the desire to do so, I could dig out examples of forgetting shit as town.

But I don't.

So enjoy scumreading me over dumb shit I guess.

[-Grey-]

like i thought it was weird that grey still suspected the claimed trump


but uh

that seems like kinda a ridiculous thing to scumread someone for

It is, but this is the same guy that flashwagoned his own brother on d1.

[-Grey-]

like i thought it was weird that grey still suspected the claimed trump


but uh

that seems like kinda a ridiculous thing to scumread someone for

It is, but this is the same guy that flashwagoned his own brother on d1.

you say that as if if familial relation has any bearing whatsoever on alignment

You say that as if familiarity with a person makes no difference in one's treatment of them.

[-Grey-]

like i thought it was weird that grey still suspected the claimed trump


but uh

that seems like kinda a ridiculous thing to scumread someone for

It is, but this is the same guy that flashwagoned his own brother on d1.

Not the first or the last time I'll do it. Has nothing to do with you claiming not to remember that I claimed Trump even though you spent time formulating your "are we sure he's telling the truth when someone claimed to be responsible for Trump living" theory

You're right, the two are completely unrelated.

Doesn't change the accuracy of either one, however.

[-Grey-]

Like I understand there's a lot of moving parts here but that's beyond the pale to me

You place way too much importance on your role, dude.

It's just a detail to me. One that became largely irrelevant when you yourself claimed it was of little importance, so there was no further need to waste brainpower on it.

[-Grey-]

like i thought it was weird that grey still suspected the claimed trump


but uh

that seems like kinda a ridiculous thing to scumread someone for

It is, but this is the same guy that flashwagoned his own brother on d1.

you say that as if if familial relation has any bearing whatsoever on alignment

You say that as if familiarity with a person makes no difference in one's treatment of them.

you say that as if the first has anything to do with his read on you

No I don't.

I say it as a jab at him.

That's totally different.

[-Grey-]

like your argument is literally "he cant read his own brother therefore he's wrong about me"


but thats just fallacious reasoning

That's not my argument at all.

When did I ever claim my Jan had any relevance to the discussion?

Coca cola is superior to Pepsi.

Go ahead, make that statement relevant to the discussion at hand kuribo.

[-Grey-]

like your argument is literally "he cant read his own brother therefore he's wrong about me"


but thats just fallacious reasoning

That's not my argument at all.

When did I ever claim my Jan had any relevance to the discussion?

Coca cola is superior to Pepsi.

Go ahead, make that statement relevant to the discussion at hand kuribo.

then why bring it up

For the lolz, obviously.

[-Grey-]

Tier list

Tammy, Desperado, Spiffeh
Majiffy, Hiplop, Nacho, Bellsprout, bundle of sticks, Pine, Wraith
Grey, Fedora, Serena, DBG, Kuribo, Kise
xyzzy, ABR, Brian Skies
Hocho Knife, Vaxkiller

Would you believe me if I told you I'm actually more comfortable with this list than some of your earlier ones?

[-Grey-]

Also, Tammy's claim and Grey's attitude this game makes me want to lynch him.

Yeah, I get that a lot.

[-Grey-]

Ugh I just spritzed my poor bare chest with wine


Don't drink in bed people

Okay, Jiffy is town.

[-Grey-]

Try one of those twisty zippy straws, set the drink on the night stand beside you.

They're not long enough to go all the way to the bottom of the bottle, duh.

[-Grey-]

if you wanted to look sophisticated you probably should have put on a shirt

Who goes to bed in clothes?

[-Grey-]

if you wanted to look sophisticated you probably should have put on a shirt

Who goes to bed in clothes?

sophisticated people.

Shenanigans.

You can't feel the 600 thread count sheets through clothes.

[-Grey-]

Don't see why L-3 warrants an unvote.

VOTE: Vaxkiller

[-Grey-]

Did somebody say werewolf?

[-Grey-]

Spiffeh is fucking hilarious.

I'm crying here.

[-Grey-]

Today has been dead compared to yesterday.

[-Grey-]

Grey, tammy says we should hang out, but time is short.

Huh?

[-Grey-]

Interesting theory.

Based on?

[-Grey-]

Interesting theory.

Based on?

Do you know what your playing? It's at the top of every page: "Gay Mafia"

What's the game's sexual orientation have to do with this?

[-Grey-]

Grey, whats the sexual orientation of the person in your flavor?

No clue, honestly.

He's an antisemite.

[-Grey-]

So?

[-Grey-]

My role PM is saturated with antisemitism.

Using your logic, I should think the scum team are Jews.

[-Grey-]

Brian is also super scummy he's playing in such a coy and disingenuous way.

What about my play has been coy or disingenuous?

It's your avatar.

It makes everything you say look coy and disingenuous.

[-Grey-]

Sample VT role PM:

PLAYER NAME

Welcome to Gay Mafia III: Trumpocalypse Now

You are

Sir Elton Hercules John

,

Vanilla Townie

!

You suck a lot of dick but you still love you some good old fashioned Trump fuckin'. All hail the supreme leader.

Active Abilities

1. None

Passive Abilities

1. You may vote for lynches

You win the game when all threats to town are dead

Remind me again... Scum is RED, right?

[-Grey-]

grey is a player in this game

That's debatable.

[-Grey-]

So like...

VOTE: Kise

Werewolf Traitor

[-Grey-]

Pretty sure "fine" should be "wine". Autocorrect and all.

Is there a Trump ally who can perform miracles

and associates with prostitutes

?

This makes no sense if you think Alisae is "Jesus", because that would be something I can picture Alisae actually saying.

I was feeling happy with my growing Fedora scumread until I ran across that, and nothing you've posted since has been any better.

[-Grey-]

I will dayvig the next person who fishes anything regarding the heal thing at the beginning of the day.

Was Jesus not a Fisher of men?

[-Grey-]

Why do you feel this way? By now, you should know that town basically are not 100% logical but usually just do whatever feels good. It's quite infuriating at times.

VOTE: Fedora

[-Grey-]

OH MY FUCKING GAWD GREY WHY ARE YOU VOTING US!?!?!?!?!?!
-Ali

You touched too many ugly hoes, turning all that water into fine got me drunk.

[-Grey-]

Sure, what's up?

[-Grey-]

My vote is based off a few little things...

1) Alisae is very Jesusy and I could totally see him saying that.
2) My idol identified Fedora as Scum. As my r/l cult leader, I must believe him.
3) 1941 gave me Scum feels.

[-Grey-]

@Grey, Hi. You wanna chat or not?

No more chat?

[-Grey-]

This isn't a chat at all. I don't like ABR and I never will. I just tolerate him.

Well you didn't give me much to work with, so I figured I'd fill in the silence with reasons because I'm not that good with idle chitchat unless there's something to respond to.

[-Grey-]

lol

I think he looks scummy too grey, but can we kill Wraith first?

Why Wraith?

He voted me, then proceeded to explain his vote later, as if he thought better of his vote and it needed explained. No one else gave to shits about explaining thier vote.

You're scumreading someone... for explaining... their vote... ?

[-Grey-]

What I hate about that stolen day is I have precious few town reads I feel good about. I need that core, and I'm at a handful of people I hope are town and leaning that way but nothing that feels solid.

nacho-spiffeh-majiffy-syryana-wraith?
although i'm a little wigged out at wraith dropping his majiffy suspicion so quickly, wanna talk to me about that @wraith?

Uh, I'm not dropping my majiffy suspicion.

Majiffy and Vax are both scumreads of mine. But since Vax currently has a larger wagon and heap of suspicion on him shifting my vote there will expedite progress.

If it makes everyone feel better I have no reason for voting Vaxkiller I'm just along for the ride

This makes more sense to me to justify a Wraith scumread than "justifying a vote".

It doesn't make sense to me for town to be paranoid of vote baiting from a scumread.

That looks like scum "not falling for it".

[-Grey-]

Grey are you scum.

Yep.

Role pm is green tho.

[-Grey-]

VOTE: Wraith

Dunno what to make of the partial reach out earlier, prefer this wagon ATM though.

[-Grey-]

VOTE: Pine

[-Grey-]

Oh if Fedora is an actual thing I'm down with it.

VOTE: Fedora

[-Grey-]

It's the leading bandwagon lol

My Pine vote actually tied them.

[-Grey-]

It's the leading bandwagon lol

My Pine vote actually tied them.

Your on the losing wagon now

If I am, you are too smart guy.

[-Grey-]

Can someone tell me why I'm scum? That would be really, really cool.
Besides ABR. He's scum that can DIE DIE DIE!
-Ali

Why is ABR scum?

[-Grey-]

It's the leading bandwagon lol

My Pine vote actually tied them.

Your on the losing wagon now

If I am, you are too smart guy.

If Pine doesn't pick up I'll join your party later tonight.... maybe... if you have snacks.

You're not very perceptive.

[-Grey-]

Can someone tell me why I'm scum? That would be really, really cool.
Besides ABR. He's scum that can DIE DIE DIE!
-Ali

Why is ABR scum?

Ya know what we should do?
We should FLASHWAGON ABR!
10outa10 idea.
Like apparently Titus was like "Anyone who read cyberpunk should know by now that ABR was scum."
and I actually agreed with her on something after I read cyberpunk.
Like, call it a miracle.
-Ali

I don't believe in miracles.

[-Grey-]

VOTE: fadora

Why now?

Why not? Hes been on my scum list.

Respect their pronouns

It's still a single pronoun.

[-Grey-]

Okay fair enough you're vote parked


Like Jesus Christ though I shouldn't have to see names like grey or xyzzy or bellsprout when he was alive and be like OH YEAH THAT GUY IS HERE TOO

You're full of shit dude.

I've said quite a fucking bit this game. I've been deliberately holding back on posting and I STILL have 138 (139) posts, which is more than, what, a dozen other players? More, actually.

So you can take that fucking shade and park it elsewhere.

[-Grey-]

NGL, I laughed.

[-Grey-]

You can't really pretend like you don't know I'm on the fucking game when I'm in the top​ ten posters.

You might not like my content, but there is no denying it exists.

[-Grey-]

You can't really pretend like you don't know I'm on the fucking game when I'm in the top​ ten posters.

You might not like my content, but there is no denying it exists.

I'm not denying it exists, im saying it's become so timid I keep forgetting it exists.

You're complaining about something I advertised before the game started.

If you want to sort me, ask me questions and I'll answer them, or judge me on what's out there. Don't fucking judge me about my low activity when I made it clear before I even had a role pm that I wouldn't be super active.

[-Grey-]

I don't think kuribo's criticism is a commentary on your activity

That's the only grounds he has.

I did a little fluff posting d1, That's the only difference between them and today. My posts today have been regarding the game state. There just haven't been a ton of them.

If that's not so, feel free to quote all the garbage I've been spewing that apparently doesn't say anything.

[-Grey-]

Lol... There he is.

[-Grey-]

And just like that I woke up feeling more centered in this game.

This is a good feeling.

Bellsprout tried to kill Nacho, but Nacho is town, so they shot themselves.

She already responded to that, ABR...

[-Grey-]

OK SO AFTER MUCH DISCUSSION, WE HAVE DECIDED THAT IS IN TOWN'S BEST INTEREST THAT WE CLAIM TODAY

SO LONG AS WE ARE ALIVE, OUR GLORIOUS LORD AND SAVOIR, HIS EXCELLENCY DONALD J. TRUMP CAN

NOT

DIE.

PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT WE ARE MACHO, PROTECTIVE ROLES PLEASE GO ELSEWHERE. TY ALL AND GOD BLESS.

#TRUMPTRAINEQUINOX

Why are we killing this today, again?

[-Grey-]

Hocho painted a big ass target on their head for the NK.

Get the fuck off their wagon and let scum decide whether they want to kill them or WIFOM us into a paranoia lynch tomorrow.

Whatever happens, lynching them today after that suicide claim is fucking stupid.

[-Grey-]

"Painted a big target on themselves for NK"


Who the fuck would even NK them

[-Grey-]

Hocho painted a big ass target on their head for the NK.

Get the fuck off their wagon and let scum decide whether they want to kill them or WIFOM us into a paranoia lynch tomorrow.

Whatever happens, lynching them today after that suicide claim is fucking stupid.

a) It was obviously a troll the moment it was first posted
b) it's not hard to be unafraid of the nightkill if you're the one with the nightkill

That's a d3 post.

[-Grey-]

Grey have you ever played with katsuki?

No, does it matter?

It doesn't change the fact he's a prime nk target and him making that claim literally guaranteed he wouldn't come anywhere near LyLo one way or the other.

[-Grey-]

Kats with a fake daycop guilty on Nacho as scum.

Not condemning, but I find Grey's defense of Hocho incredibly weak.

It's fucking infuriating is what it is


IN GAY MAFIA 1, KATSUKI CLAIMED PGO IN HIS FIRST POST


this was obviously bullshit because he was scum with me


It's not above Katsuki AT FUCKING ALL TO CLAIM SOME BULLSHIT AS SCUM ON DAY ONE TO EXPLAIN SURVIVAL

THERE IS FUCKING SCUM MOTIVATION TO DETER TOWN PR'S FROM TARGETING YOU.

THERE IS NO SCUM MOTIVATION IN GUARANTEEING THEY WILL NEVER SEE LYLO.

[-Grey-]

Grey have you ever played with katsuki?

honestly i don't think this is necessary to grasp the obvious fakeness of that claim. if that role was real, why would you claim it? you wouldn't.

AND YOU SURE AS FUCK WOULDNT CLAIM MACHO


WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU CLAIM THE MACHO PART

WHICH ONLY SERVES TO PREVENT HIM FROM GIVING EXCUSES AS TO WHY HE IS STILL ALIVE LATER!

OMG HOW CRAFTY!

[-Grey-]

I'm just gonna laugh in all you supposedly "smart peoples" faces when Hocho flips town.

[-Grey-]

IT IS IF YOU WANT THE NK

[-Grey-]

pedit: they wouldn't want the nightkill because they would want to stay alive to keep trump alive.

I'm not saying his claim is true, Tammy.

I'm saying it's a suicide claim regardless as to whether it's fake or not.

[-Grey-]

God I want to tear someone's head off, eat it and then piss in the trachea

THERE is the kuribo of legend!

[-Grey-]

I gambit for the NK when I'm town.

All the fucking time.

I recognize shit I'd pull.

[-Grey-]

Hocho will flip vanilla fucking town.

I'd put money on it.

[-Grey-]

And what the people who have played with Katsuki for years are trying to say is that this is something that Katsuki would and could pull off as scum.

Yet these Einsteins completely ignore the possibility of him pulling it off as town.

[-Grey-]

I vote not to waste energy on this any longer, who's with?

I'm good with that. I have my d3 bragging rights now that you all can claim I knew because I was Scum.

[-Grey-]

I'm not voting them though.

[-Grey-]

It's a scumclaim. Desperado said he lost BP.

It's a fakeclaim, not a fucking scum claim.

I've baited the NK enough to recognize it.

[-Grey-]

I find Kuribo more convincing than Grey.

This too. I find motive for hardheaded trolling only from scum. Hoch can flip scum and id still say grey is scum for trying too hard

Right, because I'm going to tie myself to the mast of a sinking ship.

God you geniuses are stupid.

[-Grey-]

I guess he was also softing trump.

Wow, what a brilliant maneuver for scum to do. Yet another move that guarantees he never makes it to LyLo!

[-Grey-]

@Grey: Considering Hocho claimed first, why would Desp then claim 1-shot BP instead of playing along?

Desperado's competence isn't the topic of discussion here.

[-Grey-]

What did I just read the last few pages.

I so can't wait for d3.

[-Grey-]

What did I just read the last few pages.

I so can't wait for d3.

Pretty confident you're gonna survive huh

Of course I am. Why would scum shoot me?

If Hocho is town, I'm just written off as a noise maker.

If Hocho is scum, a bunch of genius idiots will want to lynch me for hard defending my partner.

Scum has no reason whatsoever to shoot me tonight.

[-Grey-]

Grey, who would you rather lynch than Hocho?

The person I'm voting leaps to mind.

[-Grey-]

What did I just read the last few pages.

I so can't wait for d3.

Pretty confident you're gonna survive huh

Of course I am. Why would scum shoot me?

Yeah... scum are gonna shoot you...

Mhm let's go with that~~

You gotta read the rest of my post to get my point, cherry picker.

[-Grey-]

Oh if Fedora is an actual thing I'm down with it.

VOTE: Fedora

Oh, this is where my vote was pre-reset.

VOTE: Fedora

[-Grey-]

What did I just read the last few pages.

I so can't wait for d3.

Pretty confident you're gonna survive huh

Of course I am. Why would scum shoot me?

Yeah... scum are gonna shoot you...

Mhm let's go with that~~

You gotta read the rest of my post to get my point, cherry picker.

Oh... I meant you will get shot... just not by scum

Eh, I'm just a neighbor/Enabler, so idgaf if you vig me.

[-Grey-]

you had conviction that you wanted to lynch who your vote was on without knowing who your vote was on?

I've wanted Fedora dead for a long ass time. I hopped off their wagon at one point to support a different one.

[-Grey-]

But you forgot that you wanted them dead?

No?

I forgot the VC was reset.

Reach moar.

[-Grey-]

I'm p sure Equinox just claimed that so he can then soft claim PGO trying to draw the nightkill.

Which still doesn't make him town. It just makes him katsuki.

FTFY, genius.

And I don't care. Not voting Hocho.

[-Grey-]

Imperfect memory = scum y'all.

[-Grey-]

I'm p sure Equinox just claimed that so he can then soft claim PGO trying to draw the nightkill.

Which still doesn't make him town. It just makes him katsuki.

This.

FTFY.

[-Grey-]

I'm p sure Equinox just claimed that so he can then soft claim PGO trying to draw the nightkill.

Which still doesn't make him town. It just makes him katsuki.

This.

Exactly! Townreading them just for thatnis the pinnacle of god I don't know I have no words for how insane that is

FTFY

Wow, you geniuses sure do miss a lot of details.

[-Grey-]

I actually was a little sad when I read your post initially and stopped really caring about this game so thanks for this!

Katsuki, should I tell these clowns that apathy is a town tell for you, or should I not know that due to my lack of experience playing with you?

[-Grey-]

WHAT


THE

FUCK


DOES

EQUINOX

HAVE TO DO WITH ANYRHING

IF

YOU

CAN'T

EVEN

GET

THE

NAMES

RIGHT

WHAT

THE

FUCK

ELSE

ARE

YOU

MISSING?

[-Grey-]

Fuck, read TRUMPTRAINEQUINOX as the EP half of the Hydra.

Imma go shut up now, but I'm still not voting Hocho idgaf what y'all say.

[-Grey-]

Fuck, read TRUMPTRAINEQUINOX as the EP half of the Hydra.

Imma go shut up now, but I'm still not voting Hocho idgaf what y'all say.

YEAH GET FUCKIN STEPPIN

Just for that, I'm going to keep talking about how town Hocho is.

[-Grey-]

Oh ya last few pages have been lolzy this fucker is scum.

VOTE: KURIBO

Lol this shit right here is town?


Bring it cupcake

They're so town they have their own zip code.

[-Grey-]

VOTE: kuribo

GET SOME, HOOAH

[-Grey-]

VOTE: kuribo

GET SOME, HOOAH

The gifts bestowed upon me by the gods of murder will not go wasted so thanks for scum claiming

Right, because scum will go out of their way to provoke the loudest, most legendary hellraiser in the game.

Fuck, I had such high hopes for the talent in this game.

[-Grey-]

it must be hard going through life being so much smarter than everyone around you

Do show us where I've claimed to be smarter than anyone in this thread.

Pretty sure I've said flat out that I wasn't, so fuck off with your bullshit.

[-Grey-]

You said fuck all yall im still not voting honcho. So bundle has a point.

Not my fault the think tank is derping on this one and lynching play I do as town ALL THE FUCKING TIME.

Geniuses can be wrong too, just look at d1.

[-Grey-]

I think you're town but I don't think that Honcho is.

Okay. Is it over the claim or their play?

If you don't want to go into detail, that's fine. Just an answer to that question in a general sense would be awesome.

[-Grey-]

Guess I should stop toying with kuribo.

VOTE: Hocho

ABR says scum play, I go with scum play.

[-Grey-]

Something that I wanted to talk about with Tammy but maybe you'll have interesting input too is Hocho Knife - I find the timing of Katsuki's push on kuribo to be absolutely absurd if he's scum against Kuribo-town; he's obviously in a weaker position than Kuribo in this point of time, he already has a pretty significant wagon on him, does it really seem like the time to poke against Kuribo (who is obviously pushing back against Katsuki if Katsuki who always read Kuribo right pushes against him)?

Got called out on a fakeclaim because he didn't read Desperado's post carefully, what else is he going to do except go down in flames without implicating more scumbuddies?

Didn't he claim before Desp?

[-Grey-]

OK SO AFTER MUCH DISCUSSION, WE HAVE DECIDED THAT IS IN TOWN'S BEST INTEREST THAT WE CLAIM TODAY

SO LONG AS WE ARE ALIVE, OUR GLORIOUS LORD AND SAVOIR, HIS EXCELLENCY DONALD J. TRUMP CAN

NOT

DIE.

PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT WE ARE MACHO, PROTECTIVE ROLES PLEASE GO ELSEWHERE. TY ALL AND GOD BLESS.

#TRUMPTRAINEQUINOX

And now that I have mod confirmation I'm just going to claim because 3/5 of my abilities are gone

I am God Emperor Trump. I killed Firebringer, but "The Wall" is a BP vest I could pass. It got used instead.

[-Grey-]

Why the fuck wouldn't Desperado claim he was still alive based on 251 and let Hocho take a bullet tonight?

Idgi

[-Grey-]

Also not really buying a bulletproof vest stopping a kill on a macho player.

[-Grey-]

So uh...

Unpopular opinion time...

I think Desperado is fakeclaiming Scum trying to fish out the real Trump.

Bulletproof vest stopping a bullet on a macho player kinda doesn't make sense.

Scum being doctored by their buddy while they shoot makes sense.

[-Grey-]

When it comes to Brian, Titus tells me that the vote mechanic is town and stuff, so I'm probably going to agree with her there

... wow

[-Grey-]

Vax is the second claimed PR that is heavily implying that Mexicans are the scumteam.

Tammy:

I didnt get that impression, it had more to do with the law she passed that "immigrants" had to carry thier ID's with them where ever they went... "immigrants" being anyone the cops didnt like the look of.

also scumteam hilariously enough isn't mexicans

it's gay people

Interesting theory.

Based on?

Interesting theory.

Based on?

Do you know what your playing? It's at the top of every page: "Gay Mafia"

Hmmmm.

Vax, how did you turn on a dime in your thinking of Mafia being "immigrants" to Mafia being "duh, gay people"?

[-Grey-]

People don't have to say literally everything that crosses their minds.

Yeah see, that's bullshit because when I don't, I'm inevitably asked why I didn't bring it up earlier.

[-Grey-]

Oh well I didn't wanna use up my 1 shot today but he's too distracting.

Dayvig: Grey

Scum not liking me getting close.

[-Grey-]

Fedora, Vax, Desperado, SAD

[-Grey-]

Throw Wraith in there.

[-Grey-]

^ desperation to discredit