Gay Mafia 3: Trumpocalypse Now D8

[Sir Elton Hercules John]

Votecount 1.1

Formerfish - 13 (Desperado, Firebringer, Vaxkiller, xyzzy, Brian Skies, -Grey-, SAD, Majiffy, Hocho Knife, Kise, ABR, DGB, Bellsprout)

Brian Skies - 2 (Little Red Fedora, Wraith)
Firebringer - 1 (Formerfish)
xyzzy - 1 (ABR)
Kise - 1 (Pine)
Majiffy - 2 (Syryana, Spiffeh)
bundle of sticks - 1 (kuribo)

Formerfish

Welcome to Gay Mafia III: Trumpocalypse Now

You are

Billy Bush

, Town Pussy Grabber Trump-Enabling Neighbor

God Emperor Trump just keeps you around because you're the only one he can engage in for some good old-fashioned locker room talk. Seriously, though, you're not allowed to leave his sight. He really grabbed your life by the pussy

[REDACTED]

You win the game when all threats to town are dead

Night begins now. Night actions are due in 72 hours.

[Sir Elton Hercules John]

(Flavor will go here)

[Sir Elton Hercules John]

The Daily Breitbart aka 100% real news fuck the jews

ANONYMOUS SOURCES FINGER SUSPECTS FOR LIBERAL TREASON, TERRORIST SYMPATHIES

Breitbart reporters worked all through the night to uncover proof of traitors fermenting the American Carnage. They found no hard proof, but an anonymous source very close to the President who is definitely not involved with Breitbart in any way named names the intelligence community is looking into.

"This Desperado guy is really suspicious," said our source. "His entire ISO is pushing a RVS wagon on his own brother and trying to get him lynched as early as possible for no real reason."

These accusations are clear proof that Desperado is a secret agent for former President Obama, and he is probably the person of interest who was photographed wiretapping Trump Tower during last year's election.

Spoiler: Photographic Proof of Desperado Wiretapping Trump Tower

"Also, the votes by Brian, SAD, Majiffy, Kise, DGB, ABR, and Bellsprout were all terrible too. That whole wagon was just awful," the anonymous source added. "Right now if I had to guess at who the liberal traitors are, I'd go for Desperado, Brian, DGB, Kise, or Majiffy."

All traitors named by this source declined to comment.

[Sir Elton Hercules John]

HOLY SHIT I'M SO GREAT I HEALED SPIFFEH LIKE A MUTHAFUCKIN BOSS TOUCHIN UGLY HOES TURNIN WATER INTO FINE

[Sir Elton Hercules John]

Cliven Bundy reclined elegantly in his calf-skin armchair, a pencil balanced gently between his finger, the crossword puzzle of the Failing New York Times draped over his crossed knee. He brought the pencil thoughtfully to his lips as he contemplated the answer to 46 Down: Gilded puppetmasters. Seven letters." After a moment's thought he traced the letters deliberately THEJEWS. It fit! He sighed and picked up his pearlescent teacup off of this saucer and sipped the rosewater and lemongrass tea. The perfect temperature. Divine.

He stood up to check his mail. He cinched his silk kimono around his manly potbelly with the leather belt and holster for the .50 cal revolver that he used as his casualwear carry. He stepped into the totally manly fuzzy slippers that all freedom loving cowboys of the American Frontier like to wear, and shuffled to his front door. He opened the door and blinked at what looked like the business end of a really big gun. Faster than freedom dies in a socialist democracy his revolver had spit hot handloaded lead three times. Despite the fact that he was the ideal cowboy and an American hero, he had been caught off guard and took one to the chest. As he bled out on the pink granite entryway of his palatial ranch house, he thought of a life well-lived and knew his children would watch the cattle and hate The Negro, just as he had. It wasn't so bad to die.

Firebringer

Welcome to Gay Mafia III: Trumpocalypse Now

You are

Cliven Bundy, Town Paranoid Gun Owner

Get this: you lead an armed insurgency against the federal government, didn't get shot to death, went to trial, and were acquitted by a jury.

Being old and white is fucking awesome, right!?!?!?

You thought getting rid of #Obummer would be the start of something great. Granted, come on, Trump isn't some roody poo here to take your guns away. But he's also not exactly

white

, either. More of a "burnt tangerine orangutan" flavor. And while you're certainly better off than you were under President Buttface (that's your own insult and you're proud of it), you've gotta keep your guard up, lest "they" come for your guns in the middle of the night.

Active Abilities

None.

Passive Abilities

1. You may vote for lynches.
2.

From My Cold Dead Hands

: You're crazy. Like, legitimately crazy. And also, you own guns. You own enough to take over a federal building in an armed insurgency. Thus, you are a paranoid gun owner. Simple, right? If anyone visits you at night, you'll shoot them dead the second they step into your home.

You win the game when all threats to town are dead

Firebringer, Cliven Bundy

Town Paranoid Gun Owner

, killed Night 1.

With 22 alive, it's 12 to lynch. Deadline is 4/1 at 4PM EST

[Sir Elton Hercules John]

VC 2.1

Little Red Fedora - 1 (Brian Skies)

[Spiffeh]

Good job to any moron town players that helped pushed that wagon through

VOTE: Majiffy

[Little Red Fedora]

VOTE: Brian
This, Vax, Sticks, and Desperado I'm okay with getting rid of.
-Ali

[Sir Elton Hercules John]

Guys, we're sorry that stuff was delayed this week. Everything should run a lot smoother now. Thank you for your patience.

[Little Red Fedora]

np mod you're doing a great job modding.
-Ali

[DrippingGoofball]

How come Firebringer's killer isn't dead?

How come only one kill?

[Albert B. Rampage]

How tf did the PGO get NK'D but scum didn't die??

[Ser Arthur Dayne]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHO ARE WE QUICK WAGONING NEXT GUYS

[DrippingGoofball]

Guys, we're sorry that stuff was delayed this week. Everything should run a lot smoother now. Thank you for your patience.

I saw you at the parade!

[Desperado]

Pretty much!

Fish even called out in this very thread that I'd done that before as an information gambit. If the lynch hadn't gone through while I was asleep I would have come in and ended it.

Vote: Brian Skies

I'm shocked Fire was town btw, his pushing the lynch along because of "the good case desperado made" was ???

[Little Red Fedora]

SAD come join me on a Brian wagon!
Also yeah I'm confused, I don't really have any idea ;~;
-Ali

[Ser Arthur Dayne]

How tf did the PGO get NK'D but scum didn't die??

Spiffeh was doc protected and he shot the kill so he didn't die??????????

[Ser Arthur Dayne]

HOLY SHIT I'M SO GREAT I HEALED SPIFFEH LIKE A MUTHAFUCKIN BOSS TOUCHIN UGLY HOES TURNIN WATER INTO FINE

[Desperado]

And now that I have mod confirmation I'm just going to claim because 3/5 of my abilities are gone

I am God Emperor Trump. I killed Firebringer, but "The Wall" is a BP vest I could pass. It got used instead.

[Ser Arthur Dayne]

Vote: Brian

Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

[Majiffy]

How come Firebringer's killer isn't dead?

How come only one kill?

HOLY SHIT I'M SO GREAT I HEALED SPIFFEH LIKE A MUTHAFUCKIN BOSS TOUCHIN UGLY HOES TURNIN WATER INTO FINE

VOTE: Spiffeh

[Ser Arthur Dayne]

And now that I have mod confirmation I'm just going to claim because 3/5 of my abilities are gone

I am God Emperor Trump. I killed Firebringer, but "The Wall" is a BP vest I could pass. It got used instead.

My man wtf I'm Trump I'm ccing this come at me bro 1v1 lets gooooooooooo

[Little Red Fedora]

And now that I have mod confirmation I'm just going to claim because 3/5 of my abilities are gone

I am God Emperor Trump. I killed Firebringer, but "The Wall" is a BP vest I could pass. It got used instead.

WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE WE DOING THIS?
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-Ali

[Desperado]

The only two abilities I have remaining are Twitter, which is a fruit vendor with a 140 character message attached, and FAKE NEWS which makes another player's actions, if any, loud the next day.

Fish enabled pussy-grabbing, which was a roleblock

[Ser Arthur Dayne]

No but for real where was the BP used? Who ddi you pass it to or was it used on you or?