Accountant's Utopia Philosophy

[TheRealGin-N-Tonic]

Does anyone wonder what would happen if we changed the title of the thread?

[Firebringer]

In this utopia, what would be the punishment for breaking rules?

[CooLDoG]

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[RadiantCowbells]

In this utopia, what would be the punishment for breaking rules?

Depends on the seriousness of the offense.
Minor crimes would be punished with fines of varying ranges or other appropriate penalties.
More severe crimes would require jail time in a prison system designed to prevent recidivism not forever ruin people's lives.
People who truly were beyond help could end up in prison for the rest of their lives or have the option of taking the death penalty instead.

[Not_Mafia]

I will role play as Accountant

[Sesq]

I could probably do it pretty well

start asking me questions

[RadiantCowbells]

can I brainwash you to stop believing in the utopia

[Firebringer]

In this utopia, what would be the punishment for breaking rules?

Depends on the seriousness of the offense.
Minor crimes would be punished with fines of varying ranges or other appropriate penalties.
More severe crimes would require jail time in a prison system designed to prevent recidivism not forever ruin people's lives.
People who truly were beyond help could end up in prison for the rest of their lives or have the option of taking the death penalty instead.

This all sounds reasonable.

How would civil disputes involving contracts be resolved?

[Sesq]

can I brainwash you to stop believing in the utopia

No, because I have complete control of my mind.

[Kublai Khan]

can I brainwash you to stop believing in the utopia

I doubt it.

[Alisae]

I thought this was going to be my Utopia =(

But I will ask RC a question!
What is your stance on bullying?

[Kublai Khan]

I will role play as Accountant

I think we have enough information here to program a Cleverbot-style script for interfacing with.

[Gamma Emerald]

I just had a realization
Re-education could be comparable to deprogramming

[pisskop]

reeducate is a positive action
deprogramming is a negative one.


we 'denazied' germany
often a country'rededucates' its own people.


ironically, however the connotations atr swapped.

whereas multiple examples of bad reeducation exist and thus the word has a sour association, not many cases of 'deprograming' exist. perhaps because it implies some soveignty on the recipient?

[Gamma Emerald]

That's a good point
But I don't think I could support any "Utopia" now. I went down the wrong rabbit hole on TVTropes and have seen the worst that can happen in a "Utopia".

[Fluminator]

It's easy to write a dystopian novel. It's hard to write a utopian one.

[RadiantCowbells]

I thought this was going to be my Utopia =(

But I will ask RC a question!
What is your stance on bullying?

activate anti bully ranger

[Annadog40]

Can confirm, this is now RadiantCowbells, their philosophy has trumped Accountant's. Thread title change plz.


Also RadiantCowbells is amazing.

[Vedith]

I spent the day reading this. It was fantastic.

[Gamma Emerald]

Holy shit it's Vedith

[Alisae]

I thought this was going to be my Utopia =(

But I will ask RC a question!
What is your stance on bullying?

activate anti bully ranger

I can support this utopia.

[Shaziro]

y'all should let this thread die for the time Accountant is gone. It has no real purpose to serve for now.

[TheRealGin-N-Tonic]

y'all should let this thread die for the time Accountant is gone. It has no real purpose to serve for now.

babe it's time to gloat what do you mean?

[T S O]

Slaves are at fault for their disorderly and rebellious attitude.

I chuckled. Amongst the chaff, the thread occasionally produces some absolute gold.

[Accountant]

If you could keep one person enslaved for a bit longer to save the world, any sane person would.

Why not keep many people enslaved for longer to save and reinforce order?