Micro 625: US Presidential Election - Now Turtle Island!

[kuribo]

This game is pretty much the only way I might see myself voting for trump

[kuribo]

VOTE: Kuribo Let's get a wagon going to see the inevitable rage rant.

suspicious as hell coming from you


Considering last time we played together you fucking mislynched me at lylo because you didn't like my rage


Also Fuck you, I'm trying to make a change where I don't do that shit, stop trying to drag me down

[kuribo]

VOTE: Kuribo Let's get a wagon going to see the inevitable rage rant.

suspicious as hell coming from you


Considering last time we played together you fucking mislynched me at lylo because you didn't like my rage


Also Fuck you, I'm trying to make a change where I don't do that shit, stop trying to drag me down

Wait what game was that

Oh shit my bad that was MonkeyMan


I apologize for the grievous insult of comparing you to that guy

Have you and I even played together since 2008?

[kuribo]

Also Fuck you, I'm trying to make a change where I don't do that shit, stop trying to drag me down

We're suffering together, I don't get to belittle and demean people anymore!

After Kuribo in wonderland I've found I have more success when I'm not raging


Plus I have more fun

[kuribo]

2. Criticize someone's argument, not them personally.

i can only get behind this if the people i argue with aren't idiots, thanks in advance

[kuribo]

@Majiffy- are you town or are we gonna have to fight in the steel cage

[kuribo]

Or TLC cuz I'm really more Hardy Bros anyway.

only if i can be Broken Matt Hardy

[kuribo]

are you guys really putting someone at L-1 on page 3 of a game i'm in


its like, have you ever met me

[kuribo]

i mean, i don't think i'll do anything rash


though it would be pretty funny if we lynched scum in 3 pages

[kuribo]

Against my better judgement, I must encourage Kuribo to do this, because it will make me laugh.



WHAT ARE YOU A COWARD KURIBO!?!?!?!?!

WHERES THAT FIRE AND BRIMSTONE HUH??? DON'T GOT ANY DO YOU CAUSE YOU A LITTLE CHICKEN!!!


~Mas

asking for death is a scum claim

BY THE POWER VESTED IN ME BY THE TOWN OF US PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION

I HEREBY SENTENCE YOU TO SUDDEN, INSTANT, AND IMMEDIATE DEATH

AND now, join me as I recite the Lord's Prayer in reverse to remove you from the sight of god

.nemA

.reve rof dna woN
.sruoy era yrolg eht dna rewop eht
,modgnik eht roF
.live morf su reviled tub
,noitatpmet otni ton su daeL
.su tsniaga nis ohw esoht evigrof ew sa
,snis ruo su evigroF
.daerb yliad ruo yadot su eviG
nevaeh ni sa htrae no
,enod eb lliw ruoy
,emoc modgniK ruoY
.eman ruoy eb dewollah
,nevaeh ni rehtaF ruO

AND WHEN YOU GET TO HELL, TELL THEM KURIBO SENT YOU

vote: Mas

[kuribo]

if you're town you coulda just claimed that anyway, you know

can't keep voteless around in LYLO though, too much of a liability to make a town win impossible

[kuribo]

i mean, i guess i'm not gonna mourn you guys regardless


wait, you guys are claiming vote stealers?


lol no way that claim would have ever flown anyway. even if it's true it's sketchy as hell

[kuribo]

yeah can't blame you guys for wanting to die


thats a pretty fucked up role

[kuribo]

thats a pretty fucked up role

for a micro, anyway



so if you guys flip town, who's scum?


i mean, its only four pages so lol, but who do you want to see in the dead PT with you tomorrow

[kuribo]

i mean, its only four pages so lol, but who do you want to see in the dead PT with you tomorrow

I don't know, Accountant or Twin I think is scum. Not sure really. Use your instincts!

accountant skeeves me out asking about hydras signing posts when its widely accepted across the site that they should and that people get pissed about it, not to mention "this is a policy lynch but lets not call it that"

SSK disappeared after I placed the hammer he put at L-1, also I didn't like that he wants me to rage. My rage distracts towns from righteous lynches and SSK knows that

I can't get a good read on Majiffy yet, that's probably a good sign rather than a bad one

I didn't like jon trying to buddy up to Rach

Rach herself seems okay I guess


Twin Wings has like three posts


I mean, it's a three page day, hopefully I get shot tonight anyway lol

[kuribo]

i usually play only newbs and normals

ewwwwww


aka the worst games

[kuribo]

actually opens are worse than newbies, so i can't throw shade on you for the newbie games

[kuribo]

One of my choices was Cobra Commander and I'll be disappointed if no one tried to choose The Muslim Dictator Trump



okay how many of you also went to the FEC website and tried to pick the most ridiculous candidate you could

[kuribo]

Aw

That's sad. Probably still makes Kurbio somewhat susp

lol you're ridiculous. they stated they had no intention of trying to play with that role

[kuribo]

I reaaaaaally wanna talk about SSK dropping the L-1 and then trying to throw shade on me for hammering


Like "oh that's sad" but apparently you didn't mind him being lynched until it happened

[kuribo]

Way to out the vig dipshit


I'm Hey He Stole That Guys Pizza, 1-shot vig


One night per game I can use my power to bring justice to some pizza-stealing motherfucker

[kuribo]

I did not take my shot last night, since I felt likely to be roleblocked or jail kept if scum or town has such an ability

And now you've just guaranteed I can never take a shot, you dummy


DO YOU FUCKING KNOW HOW LONG IVE WAITED TO BE A VIG ON THIS SITE

[kuribo]

SEVEN YEARS

God

[kuribo]

Vig yourself as proof of your role

It's not "for no reason" when he's trying to push a fucking gunsmith guilty

[kuribo]

Stop talking about my balls guys, you'll wake them up

[kuribo]

SSK if you misspell my name one more fucking time

[kuribo]

It's in my wiki, I Fucking hate it when people spell it like that

[kuribo]

Do it SSK, he's bluffing, he doesn't have the guts to do anything

And you best quit trying to bait me into getting banned


Stick to playing the game like shit, which is what you're apparently good at

[kuribo]

Vote made no sense. #100 isn't helping his case.

Nah there was nothing going on. It was more scummy for kuriob( ) over there to lynch then.

Oh you're so full of shit


You put someone at L-1 on page 3, then watch as the player literally says they won't fight the lynch


And I'm the scum bag?

Did you miss the part where they LITERALLY DARED ME TO HAMMER THEM

[kuribo]

How the fuck is "oh we should self hammer" and "don't you have the stones" anything BUT an implicit scum claim, or at least a request to get hammered?

Don't you dare try to put shit on me. That slot was fucked by its own choice---- in part because of your L-1 vote--- and it turned out it actually benefitted the town. But you're so hung up on "oh that quick hammer was scummy" that you're pretending not to understand the circumstances and instead just leap to lololololol he hammered


Well guess


Fucking

What


You wanna come at me, bring it because I don't fucking get mislynched, and you're damn well not good enough to pull it off

[kuribo]

Vote: MafiaSSK

We end this shit today, you or me, and if town won't oblige I got a bullet for your ass tonight.

[kuribo]

Oh and accountant


Ask yourself this

What's the fucking point of a gunsmith if there's no vig

Do you see anyone counter claiming me?

No.

And you won't.

[kuribo]

@kuribo why the actual fuck did you hammer so soon? You can put your trigger finger away you know?

do you even know how to read


THEY


FUCKING


TOLD

ME

TO

[kuribo]

Against my better judgement, I must encourage Kuribo to do this, because it will make me laugh.



WHAT ARE YOU A COWARD KURIBO!?!?!?!?!

WHERES THAT FIRE AND BRIMSTONE HUH??? DON'T GOT ANY DO YOU CAUSE YOU A LITTLE CHICKEN!!!


~Mas

Don't have the stones, Kuribo?

Its okay, you lost them, its perfectly natural to lose them over time.

Maybe you will find them one day

~Mas

[kuribo]

I thought you were going to shoot SSK Kuribo what happened?

good fucking question


I shot at him and here he still is

Vote: MafiaSSK

[kuribo]

when i call my shot, and my shot doesn't go through, that means shenanigans which means I was shooting scum

[kuribo]

if someone doc'd SSK or blocked me, you need to come forward right now and say so


otherwise it's a fucking scum claim



well i mean

it still is

but i'll save your rope for last if you confess

[kuribo]

Jesus fuck


I don't have the energy to analyze this shit tonight

[kuribo]

Here's what I know for a fact
I shot at SSK
he's still here
Someone fucked with my kill
Someone ROBBED ME OF BLOOD
That is a crime punishable only by death
A debt payable only with blood

Twin says they saw a claimed VT visit me
Rach says they're full of shit

One of you owes me blood. Your own will suffice.

[kuribo]

It's not that simple because the first thing you asked when day broke was:

I thought you were going to shoot SSK Kuribo what happened?

[kuribo]

When I say "your own" I don't mean Rach specifically
I mean the blood of whoever owes it


Just wanna clear that up while I'm driving

[kuribo]

you could just wait for Jiffy its not like we are on deadline or anything here.

I'm in no hurry tbh

[kuribo]

or we could deal with twin tomorrow and lynch ssk today

I'd be down for that too, hopefully I'd get NK'd and y'all can deal with this shit yourselves

[kuribo]

Wait since when does someone get counterclaimed and then say eh we can deal with it tomorrow

[kuribo]

Maybe if I had gone with one of the crazies instead of trying to pick flavor that fit me and my own beliefs, I would have not ended up in this position, IDK. I do know that in Author Mafia, I watched Reck go nuts trying to portray the leader of the Westboro Baptist Church and he finally asked the mod to change it to Hulk Hogan simply because he could not keep trying to act like someone who is totally anti everything reck is personally.

That wasn't Reck, that was me.

[kuribo]

Maybe if I had gone with one of the crazies instead of trying to pick flavor that fit me and my own beliefs, I would have not ended up in this position, IDK. I do know that in Author Mafia, I watched Reck go nuts trying to portray the leader of the Westboro Baptist Church and he finally asked the mod to change it to Hulk Hogan simply because he could not keep trying to act like someone who is totally anti everything reck is personally.

That wasn't Reck, that was me.

Tripod had asked me to join the game as Fred Phelps because of my roleplay as Phelps in Gay Mafia I.

[kuribo]

I'm kinda coming around to the fact that SSK must be confirmed scum too because town wouldn't have saved him


and if they had they would have damn sure claimed it and given me an explanation

I'm torn, SSK is scum and there's scum between Rach and Twin

Rach is pretty much just throwing out appeal to emotion, which I guess I expect anyway? But I don't know it's alignment indicative

But like, peoples' opinion of Hillary Clinton has nothing to do with the gamestate, Rach.

[kuribo]

Plus of course some dude no one has ever heard of? over a candidate everyone has heard of.

that has nothing to do with anything either, there are 1700 candidates, most of whom nobody has heard of


hell, i'm THIS guy:

http://www.fec.gov/fecviewer/CommitteeD ... ionYr=2016

[kuribo]

I'm kinda coming around to the fact that SSK must be confirmed scum too because town wouldn't have saved him


and if they had they would have damn sure claimed it and given me an explanation

I'm torn, SSK is scum and there's scum between Rach and Twin

Rach is pretty much just throwing out appeal to emotion, which I guess I expect anyway? But I don't know it's alignment indicative

But like, peoples' opinion of Hillary Clinton has nothing to do with the gamestate, Rach.

why the need of saying this? Of course one of us is lying?
But i dont know if ssk is scum as well. Why would rach hard bus right now? If they can mislynch me they would win?

Im more thinking of rach being afraid that you would change your mind about who to vig. It is the only thing that seems logical

Who do you think is the other scum?

-scout

I don't recall giving any indication I was shooting anyone but SSK.

If SSK was town and I shot him scum would automatically win.

[kuribo]

If SSK was town and I shot him scum would automatically win.

oh holy shit


SSK is definitely confirmed scum


IF I HAD VIGGED SSK AND HE'D BEEN TOWN, SCUM WOULD HAVE BEEN HANDED THE VICTORY


SCUM HAD NO REASON TO SAVE HIM UNLESS HE'S ONE OF THEM

how the fuck did i not figure that out

[kuribo]

Why yes scum would have automatically won. This is why it's good that you didn't complete your shot. Yay.

So you must think Majiffy is scum?

Or are Rach and Twin cross-bussing?


Or have you lost track of what your reads are supposed to be?

[kuribo]

so from your point of view, Majiffy must be scum


so you vote someone else?

[kuribo]

Pedit KURIBO CAN YOU READ?
even if i was scum watcher
Rach visited you. She lied. Period

not you, captain literacy



SSK


from his POV, Jiffy has to be scum but he votes elsewhere

[kuribo]

Have we forgotten that SSK WAS ONLY SAVED BY HIS SHITTY FUCKING CLAIM


and he then moved his vote to the next wagon which turned out to be a hated townie


SSK you sure do love putting people at L-1

[kuribo]

SSK you sure do love putting people at L-1

that's in regards to day 1 and 2

[kuribo]

well i mean


you said it, not me

[kuribo]

Because he's not present and hasn't been since day started


but I still think he's town, because no fucking way would my shot have been stopped if SSK was town

[kuribo]

Kurbio, you're making it on to the list of three people who can't be lynched today because I'm governor.

WAIT. We're totally going to lynch Jiffy today because I'm going to make the list so that it's everyone but Jiffy. MWAHAHAH

IF YOU'RE TOWN THEN WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T SCUM LET ME SHOOT YOU


ANSWER ME THAT

[kuribo]

Or Twin could be on the same team as Kuribo. This is another possibility. He's not really confirmed town

oh don't you fucking start with me, you already said scum fucked with my shot


don't be trying to keep your mislynch options open now

[kuribo]

Kurbio, you're making it on to the list of three people who can't be lynched today because I'm governor.

you realize even if you're telling the truth with your claim, you can't overturn today's lynch because the NK would hand scum a win too right


That's why it's called LYLO

[kuribo]

What?
3-2
3-1
2-1

It's just LYLO again?

3-2, if you overturn a lynch, that's a no-lynch

that makes it 2-2 after night

[kuribo]

actually to be fair I know that Jiffy had a wedding to DJ this weekend so yeah him popping in and saying after work is not unreasonable.

yeah i'm not downing him for not being here, guy works a ton

[kuribo]

What?
3-2
3-1
2-1

It's just LYLO again?

3-2, if you overturn a lynch, that's a no-lynch

that makes it 2-2 after night

Not quite how my role works. Sure if you lynch one of the people on my list it'll be a no lynch, but otherwise it's still a lynch? I just have to be public about the list?

so it's more like a gladiator? before the lynch, you say "oh, I want to make sure they can only vote X, Y, or Z?"

[kuribo]

goddddd i'm having flashbacks to that game Katsuki won because he was a scum gladiator

[kuribo]

so why not activate it now


or why not yesterday


this role sounds nothing like a governor

[kuribo]

a governor is

"If there's a lynch, the governor can overturn the lynch after the fact and force a no-lynch"

a gladiator is:
"A role which can force the town to choose between two options (usually the gladiator and another player, but sometimes two other players instead)"

It sounds like you're claiming gladiator but calling it governor

[kuribo]

i don't fucking know, but i know what you're claiming doesn't sound like any kind of governor i ever heard of

[kuribo]

Should I activate it now? I'm tempted to make it so that it's just Twin and Jiffy as the options.

I mean, it would pretty much confirm you as town right?


that ability seems WAAAAAAAAAAAAY overpowered to give to scum in LYLO unless they had to nominate one of their own for lynch

[kuribo]

SSK's claimed role makes no sense for scum. OP as fuck.

And if SSK is gonna just gladiator Majiffy and Rach, I guess the only other option is

Vote: Majiffy

Sorry it had to be like this Jiff

[kuribo]

Yeah but town also had a gunsmith who caught scum the first night and with no roles to interfere with a hard guilty

[kuribo]

Role madness is hard to balance. Scum probability didn't need the strongman just to counter a 1shot BP

never been a fan of vote thief roles, but maybe shoulda made it so he could steal from scum


Masonizer is insanely OP in a mini and were damn lucky we killed him N1

[kuribo]

Like, I've been a weak role before (dies if targets scum) and basically you breadcrumb your target. If you die on them, town lunches your crumb. If you don't, you've just confirmed a town.

Way more powerful than straight up cop.

[kuribo]

so Kuribo I gotta ask with SSK willing to lynch me and Twin and their very good fake claim why did you not just push for my lynch while Jiffy was gone from the thread?

Basically, it boils down to that we weren't sure SSK would stay on you. That and the fact we didn't want to tie me and Twin together too much, so I just stayed non-committal about the counterclaim.

Once SSK voted Jiffy, we talked for awhile in the scum PT worrying about if SSK had lied about his role. We were gonna wait for Jiffy to come along until finally I just said "you know, fuck it." Wouldn't have been the worst thing in the world to lose to a governor.

[kuribo]

@Mod: Giving permission to open up the scum thread to the public (if Kuribo also agrees).

yeah doesn't bother me in the slightest

[kuribo]

Yes it was very VERY frustrating being a VT in this game setup I do totally understand why for balance and all

if it helps, i'll say two things: if i'd been town, i wouldn't have hammered on Page 3. Even I'm not that crazy. And more specifically to you, if I'd been town, I would have mentioned it's standard practice to include a VT in role madness almost to the point of cliche.

[kuribo]

Hmm? Weak fruit vendor is just a cop that dies if it gets a guilty, strictly worse than a cop.

But jon wasn't a weak fruit vendor, he was a weak Masonizer. 2-shot. If he hadn't died N1, by Day 3, he'd have literally the entire town confirmed to one another.

[kuribo]

I'm still shocked Accountant managed to get guilties on the entire scumteam over the course of the game

[kuribo]

Fun fact: I also won 2008 Election Mafia


although I was a traitor in that and had to be recruited to win

[kuribo]

yeah Rhazh is half of MeemerDreemer

[kuribo]

O'Malley

i'm a liberal from Maryland and even I think O'Malley is an idiot




i mean


being from Maryland might be the reason I think that

[kuribo]

Just scrolled through the scum PT

You can tell when Kuribo is phoneposting because every time he types Majiffy it auto-corrects to MAJIFFY

Lol

lol i reset my phone's dictionary weeks ago and it still does it